Author has written 18 stories for Glee.
Hmmm, interesting things about me. I went to Duke TIP this summer. I love anime. I love Glee. I love writing, and reading. Besides that there is not that much to tell.
List of Epic Songs You Must Listen To
30 Minutes- t.A.T.u
Human- The Killers
Spaceman- The Killers
Cat's in the Cradle- Harry Chapin
Peace Train- Cat Stevens
The News- Carbon/Silicon
Kiss from a Rose- Seal
Smile Like You Mean It- The Killers
Best Thing I Never Had- Beyounce
Somebody Told Me- The Killers
Internet Killed the Video Star- The Limousines
Cemeteries of London- Coldplay
1) Have you ever been asked out?
2) Where did you get your default picture?
3) What's your middle name?
4) Your current relationship status?
5) Does your crush like you back?
6) What is your current mood?
7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
8) What color shirt are you wearing?
9) Missing something?
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what?
12) Ever had a near death experience?
13) Something you do a lot?
14) The song stuck in your head?
Jetstream- New Order
15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
17) When was the last time you cried?
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
21) What do you usually order from starbucks?
22) What's your biggest secret?
23) Favorite color?
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
once in a while
25) What are you
26) Do you speak any other language?
27) What's your favorite smell?
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
30) What are you thinking about right now?
31) What should you be doing?
writing fanfiction for the story Progressions
32) Who was the last person that made you angry?
33) Do you like working in the yard?
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
35) Do you act differently around the person you like ?
36) What is your natural hair color?
brown and boring
37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
my dead relative (thinking of her)
I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.
I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.
I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.
I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS
Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."
Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament. What the HELL is a HufflePuff?
You know you're addicted to A Very Potter Musical and Sequel when...
You actually start considering Umbridge/Dumbledore Pairings
You feel sorry for Snape and Malfoy randomly
You're having a dream and Snape bursts in saying 'What the devil is going on in here?!'
Everytime you see Malfoy's name you think 'you little sh*t'
You know Lucius Malfoy is an amazing dancer.
When someone asks what's wrong you say 'just B*ches ruining my life.'
You see the Draco/Dobby Resemblance
Any time someone says No Way you go 'LEAVE RIGHT NOW IF YOU THINK THIS AIN'T REAL!'
If someone says Stutter, you think 'Don't you tell me to go, and say I'm the one!'
You find yourself thinking What is a Hufflepuff?
You know there is nothing Red Vines can't do.
You fight with people over whether wizards and witches should have wands or swords of Gryffindor.
While reading Deathly Hallows you had Voldemort is goin' down stuck in your head.
You know Draco's name is pronounced Drahco.
You know his full name is 'Draco you godda* little poofer.'
You assure people that all respectable wizards wear diapers.
When someone talks about Mars your thought process goes straight to Pigfarts.
While watching Harry Potter you scream at the TV 'WHERE IS SCARFIE?!'
You start shipping for Malfoy/Luna
You think Guys Like Potter is the saddest song. Ever.
You know the locket was not a Horcrux. The Zefron Poster was.
Peter Pettigrew was not an animagus. He was a Taylor Lautner Poster.
Donuts are not Horcruxes. They are snacks.
You know Lupin has a drinking and cursing problem.
Snape is, and always will be... a butt trumpet.
Anytime someone goes BLBLBLBLBL! You think Ew, Snape...
You don't disrespect the Umbridge.
You know Hermione can't draw.
You know Lupin can't sing.
While watching/reading a Quidditch scene you start thinking 'Somebody's goin' down...'
While reading a Draco Malfoy scene you hear Lauren's voice, not Tom Felton's.
You know Draco is good now.
When tired you scream 'Can't we all just be death eaters?!'
Big D and Little D are not constellations to you.
You always expect Tom Felton to come rolling on the screen instead of walking.
When reading or watching Hermione/Ron scenes you start humming Granger Danger.
You know Malfoy had the Time-Turner. Not Hermione.
You know it's not over yet.
You're making evil plans. With evil hands...
You think 'With the way Lucius "walks" it's no surprise Draco is always rolling on the floor...'
Centaurs can dance.
Umbridge and Firenze... as odd as it may be... are a couple.
The invisibility cloak has gotten much smaller...
When people say Winnipeg you say 'THAT'S IN CANADA!'
YOUR BOY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
I scored 17
If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 80% of the talking you do today will be to yourself.
If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If someone has ever called you weird, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
Yes, I'm an proud gleek.
Glee Canon Couples I love:
Kurt/Blaine Brittany/Santana (it will be)
Glee Non-Canon Couples I Love:
Mercedes/Sam now its canon
Glee Couples I Hate:
Kurt, Santana, Blaine, Brittany,
Characters I hate:
Azimo, Jacob Ben Israel, Will Schuester (in season 2)
The First Character I Fell In Love with:
The Character I Never Expected to Love as Much as I Do Now:
The Character that Everyone Else Loves and I Don’t:
The Character I Used to Love but Not Anymore:
The Character I Want to Be Like:
The Character I’d Love to Punch in the Face:
A Pairing that I Love:
A Pairing that I Hate:
My Three Favorite Characters:
Kurt, Santana, Blaine
My Three Least Favorite Characters:
Will Schuester, Jacob Ben Israel, Azimo
You love the computer.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
"The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled."
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.
I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!
You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there are footprints on the moon
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!
Silence is golden, duck-tape is silver
It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet
A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun! Let's do it again!"
Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??
Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door...
He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own
He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness
"Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown
-"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown
Genius by Birth-Lazy by Choice
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
You've gotta die in creative ways.
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a
If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.
To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy
When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid it all together.
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on disc somewhere.
You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough. (twss)
If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break. (twss)
Push something hard enough and it will fall.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified.
Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Prophecy class canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum
Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view-
Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and I'll tell u off. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Screw me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy, but you really have no idea.
Someday your prince charming will come; mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
Everyone is someone else's weirdo.
I dreamed I loved you... I woke up screaming
Bring on the shackles; I'm your prisoner
If you hate me so much, why do you smile when i say I love you?
If love is so fair, then why do roses have thorns?
He gave me 11 roses & said, "If you held these up in a mirror you'd be looking at 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."
Adults are just kids with money.
If love isn't a game? Then why are there so many players?
Suicide is another way of telling God, "I'm not fired, I QUIT!"
It takes a minute to crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to fall in love with someone. But it takes a life time to forget someone
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
A man cannot reason with the woman that he loves; he cares about her so much.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself on the ground and miss.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life
" Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less. "
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
Maturity is so overrated.
I'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry with the saints.
They say anger is just love disappointed.
Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.
We could learn a lot from a box of crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all exist nicely in the same box.
I understand life isn't fair, but why couldn't it just once be unfair in my favor?
When you cannot make up your mind of 2 evenly balanced courses of action you should choose the bolder one.
The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.
I rule the kiddie pool!
I'm in trouble, I'm not troubled.
I don't know whats more weird. The fact that you're fighting a stuffed animal, or the fact that he seems to be winning.
I hate six-word memoirs. See? I cant even turn that into six words! Or that!
Lead me not into temptation...I can find it myself.
It's just that...it's just...I was saving that bacon...
I've got your back if you've got my hand, this isn't over it just began.
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Hippopotomonstrousequippodaliophobic - Fear of long words. Someone has a sick sense of humor.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.
Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Childbirth is like being shot, stabbed, and run over, and all they tell you to do is breathe differently.
Oh this? We send it to people we don't like...out of idol curiosity, what's your E-mail address?
All memories are lost in time, like tears in rain.
"Hey, could you send someone up here to light my fire? I MEAN...SHOOT..Uh...IGOTTTAGOBYE!"
There are three types of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't.
"Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Me!" I yelled. Mrs. frowned at me, because we're not supposed to go ooh ooh me me me.
You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.
Men are the only living creatures who can think of absolutely nothing and still breathe.
The world is quiet here...
I didn't know what to bring to the science fair, so I brought a cup of dirt hoping she would just realize I'm an idiot and walk on by...
For my first trick, I will run 20 ft and pick this tennis ball up with just my mouth! Then, I will go back to this very position, but first I'll meander about like I've forgotten what I'm doing. But I will eventually end up in this general area...and drop the ball to the floor!
Children are like pancakes, the first few you throw away.
No life goes forever, the dead men rise up never, even the weariest river, winds up safe at sea.
Worry is like a rocking-chair; it gives you something to do, but it doesn't go anywhere.
Question: if a tree fell in a forest, and no one was around to hear it, and it landed on a mime...would anyone care?
75 percent of Americans are either obese, asthmatic, or diabetic. Any other country could conquer us with fast runners and a bag of Skittles.
Heroes aren't braver than anyone else, they're just braver for 5 minutes longer.
Look! An angel!...wait, he's still breathing. Don't worry, he'll be an angel soon..
And he looked over at me and asked, "Why so serious? Why so SERIOUS?!"
Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable. But that, my dear children, is cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
History doesn't repeat itself, it just yells "Didn't you hear what I just said?" and lets the hammer fly...
Cats are smarter than dogs. You couldn't get nine cats to pull a sled.
If we didn't have war, we wouldn't have heroes.
You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'.
Some men do it for money or power, but some men are evil just to watch the world burn.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Cats were once worshiped as Gods by the Egyptians. They have not forgotten this.
I thought I thought but the thought i thought wasn't the thought i thought i thought...
To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to say of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true. -Aristotle
When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.
"You know it's a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor."
"I'm the master of low expectations."
"Nothingness is made of... nothing. It cannot be moved, right? Nothing can move through, over or under it, either, because of its nature--nothingness is nothingness on all levels. So, nothingness is nothing, and it can't be moved, nor can anything move through it, by definition. So, would something bump into nothingness? That's doubtful, since there's nothing to obstruct it--would it pass into nothingness, and simply disappear? The laws of physics say that this isn't possible--so this can't be right."
If you understand say you understand, if you don't understand say you don't understand, but if you do understand and you say you don't understand how do I understand that you understand, understand?
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works.
If at first you don't succeed .. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Being mature is overrated.
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!
Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
All the good guys are either gay, dead, married, or fictional.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people. I mean, DUH!
When life hands you lemons, chuck 'em back at the guy who was demented enough to give them to you.
Liar, liar, pants on fire, hanging from a cellphone wire
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
When they put "unknown" at the end of a quote, it's probably because they don't know how to spell "anonymous"
Don't get high on Life; cereal hurts when you put it up your nose.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
A tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!
If swimming is so good for your figure, then explain whales!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. -- George Bush
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
1. Grab the nearest book and turn to page 81 and find line 4:
"she slipped over her face, and he thought of the dangers lurking"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch?
3. what was the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time:
6. With the exception of the computer what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside. What were you doing?
Walking to the bus stop
8. Before you stared this survey, what did you look at?
Klaine fic, with the lesbian.
9. What are you wearing?
10. Did you dream last night?
Heh I was writing a story in compition with another writer but the judge was Satan.
11. When did you last laugh?
My best Guy Buddy said something funny.
12. what is on the walls of the room your in?
the original, white, boring,dull, drag, yucky, wall paint.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Someone spit gum in my hair, I got it out though.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. what was the last film you saw?
Amilee (French film)
became a multi-millionare over night what would you buy?
half goes to charity half goes to my farm
17. tell me something about yourself I don't know:
Heh heh I have brown hair.
18. If you could change one things about the world regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Homosexuality is accepted.
19. George Bush:
20. Imagine your first child is a girl what would you call her?
21. Imagine your first child was a boy what would you call him?
22. Would you ever consider living aboard?
mmmm Germany *drool
1. Put your iTunes , Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle .2. For each question , press the next button to get your answer .3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS . 4. Have Fun!
1. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU say?
Drive My Car- The Beatles. *
2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
E.T.- Katy Perry *facepalm*
3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY?
I'd Like That- XTC :D Not that you know who XTC is but I like them.
4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Firework- Katy Perry
5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Who Cares?- Gnarls Barkely
6. WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Razzle Dazzle- Chicago
7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Clumsy-Fergie hahaha oooh so true
8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Going On-Gnarls Barkely
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Contact- Big Audio Dynamite
10. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Rewind- Big Audio Dynamite
11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
I Can't Own Her- XTC
12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Online- Gnarls Barkley :) computers rule *pushes up glasses
13. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Smiley Faces- Gnarls Barkley
14. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Born This Way- Lady Gaga
15. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Single Ladies- Beyounce Perrrrrrfect
16. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life - Monty Python O.o
17. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Junior's Farm- Paul McCartney
18. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??
Your Dictionary- XTC Actually this fits really well you should listen to it
19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Epiphany- Sweeny Todd hahahahahaha
20. WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Ultrasound- Johnny Massacre :}
21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
The Lazy Song
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner andread a book. I am the girl that people lookthrough when I saysomething. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird anda freak either behindmyback or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if peoplecall her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed withTwilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Mimi-Love-4Ever, Melissa364, Steffi Star
Ninety-fivepercentof the kids out there are concerned with being popular andfittingin. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Anime-Kunoichi, YuYuInufreak332, Mistress Persephone, HaLoCo, Mrs Cullen for Life, Mimi-Love-4Ever, Melissa364, Steffi Star
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.