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Stitches & Threads by Regency reviews
AU. John's new wardrobe draws more than its fair share of attention. Sherlock is not amused. Sherlock/John. Incomplete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 85,894 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Study in Texts by remembernovember reviews
Consisting of texts between John and Sherlock, with some other characters popping up here and there. Eventual Johnlock (duh). INCOMPLETE AND STAYING THAT WAY
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 21,101 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Complaints by BluStrawberri reviews
The five times Sherlock complained (and the one time he didn't). Johnlock JohnxSherlock M for a reason!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
BBCSH 'The Comfort of Content' by tigersilver reviews
If you thought the last one was soppy, this one is dripping. Yes, dripping. I make no apologies, as I write the fluffiest of fluff and you know that, right? Good-oh! Oh, and? There's a proposal and John must simply announce it to his reading public. Because John, right?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Afoot by wendymarlowe reviews
John steps on a hedgehog. Sherlock has no personal boundaries. They both fall in a river. Sherlock tries his hand at doctoring. And they both indulge in a thorough appreciation of John's feet.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
John, Take a Look Please Vol 2 by MrsCumberbatch reviews
Little moments in their 'love life' Sherlock loves to take his lover to bed. Established relationship. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 45,408 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Play the game by 2cajuman2 reviews
Jim decides to have a little fun by forcing Sherlock and co. into a real life Cluedo game. With a bit of torture, humour and the threat of a colleague/associate dying if they fail, can the pondering 6 successfully win against Jim Moriarty?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty
Insomnia by Damagoed reviews
It all starts because Sherlock can't sleep. Let's take a walk through some private moments and some tales from the despatch box. Mostly John & Sherlock. But also Mycroft, Ghosts, Dreams and New Characters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 233 - Words: 158,033 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sherlock: This Is War by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Sherlock didn't much care that his brother was dating his DI. But then they went a step too far and did certain things in 221B that Sherlock would rather not think about. Now it's all-out war with each couple trying to out-do the other. Mystrade vs. Johnlock! See the multiple warnings inside. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,105 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/6/2012 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] [Sherlock H., John W.]
Don't worry - we get all kinds round here by Johnlocked1895 reviews
Collection of sweet Johnlock drabbles. Rated M for paranoia. I will soon start posting once a week again. I adore prompts so don't be shy. -enjoy my dearest Mariah-
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 33,767 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Chocolate by Damagoed reviews
If the man smells that good, what does he taste like? Greg has something of the night about him. And Mycroft smells of chocolate. Also biting, and detectives and sex. Oh My!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,117 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
Growing up again by Merthergirl reviews
Sherlock's experiment goes wrong and he accidentally babyfies himself and a few others! Will they have to wait years to grow up or are Sherlock's predictions correct? either way, why are Mycroft and Anthea saddled with the brats?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Occam's Razor by Damagoed reviews
Sometimes the simplest explanation is the correct explanation. Sherlock & John and a little bit of Mycroft and LeStrade. No Hamsters were harmed in the writing of this story.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 36,928 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
ABC's by Nothing-but-PBandJ reviews
Yes. Drabbles. The horrible, horrible drabbles. Each with a letter of the alphabet. Each about two of our favorite characters on Sherlock. Slash SherlockxJohn/ Rated for suggestive but nothing explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Hypothetically by Mad Scientist SH reviews
It began as a rhetorical question: how would Sherlock Holmes commit the perfect murder? But when John Watson volunteers himself to be the victim, will the scenario remain hypothetical? Pre-JohnLock! Violent discussions & Dark Humour!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,560 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Feeding Sherlock by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock habitually starved himself of everything: Food, sleep, sex. Fortunately John finally figured out how to get Sherlock to eat. To want to eat. To absolutely love it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock: Words by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Greg and Mycroft totally fancy each other... well, that's what Sherlock and John say. So what happens when one of them finds out? Dialogue only. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,612 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] - Complete
The Middle Woman by jamesgatz1925 reviews
Sometimes Sherlock has a need that neither him nor John want John to fill. However, the middle man can be cut out. (Complete PWP)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Given In Evidence by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,640 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Security Clearance by Shadeslayer23 reviews
Sherlock and the team at Scotland Yard are surprised by John
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Honeymooning With The Consulting Detective by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Basically plotless smut. The Holmes-Watson newlyweds are on their honeymoon. John wants to go sight-seeing. Sherlock would much rather do something that doesn't involve clothes or leaving their hotel room.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Never Too Late by KCS reviews
Drabble series continuation of A Messy Business, continuing the original prompt involving overprotective!parental!Sherlock and cold-catching!wee!John. Warning for kidfic and ghastly amounts of fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Jolly Holiday by nicknack22 reviews
John, Sherlock, Mycroft, and Greg on holiday together. Fun, flirtation, fluff, and bickering ensue. Johnlock. Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,258 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Furry Problem by FluffshipIsMagic reviews
John rescues a kitten and brings it to Baker Street, and Sherlock is less than pleased. A bit of Johnlock, mainly friendship. Kitty cuteness galore, a bit of Sherlock sickness...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,288 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Christmas on Baker Street by Alaska-Roth-Spiegelman reviews
John has to get That Man a present, but That Man keeps figuring out the gifts ahead of time. John & Sherlock as friends only; no slash. Light cuteness.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Observation by SirienneHolmes reviews
Sequel to "Wings!" John watches Sherlock sleep and Sherlock gets peckish. T rating for some suggestiveness. I think it's very fluffy. Johnlock, please enjoy, and I apologize for the Christmas theme. Is that something normal people apologize for?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone Time by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Sherlock and John are spending a weekend away from society when Mycroft interrupts. As the older brother, he feels entitled to embarrass John as much as possible. Humor, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Different Perspective by ObookNorth reviews
John discovers something about himself with the help of various household goods and appendages. A little cracky, but the good sort of cracky.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Which Sherlock Has a Serious Discussion by Jessica R Vance reviews
... with an Old Acquaintance. "I'm no happier about this than you are, but I don't have much time and there are some very important things we need to make absolutely clear between us, all right?"
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shoes by mattsloved1 reviews
John gifts Sherlock with a new pair of shoes. A 221B gift to AtlinMerrick whose shoe fics always make me laugh. :-D
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Case of the Teddy Interrogation by Yarsian reviews
Young Hamish Watson-Holmes creates a crime scene out of his stuffed animals.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mehndi by Atlin Merrick reviews
Mine. Yours. Boy Toy: Bracelets on one detective-y wrist. Hot Stuff. Kiss Me. Bite Me: Bracelets on the other. But it was the mehndi swirled all over Sherlock's body that gave John pause. Lots of dry-mouthed pause. And a desire to take the case. *Now.*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,390 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Partners by AlexDayLover reviews
In which Sherlock and John already know each other, and how Scotland Yard finds out.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Extended Disarming by InkySpectacles reviews
Keeping Sherlock Holmes alive is a full-time job. Too bad some people don't realize that... based of the tvtrope "Extended Disarming". Not extremely cracky.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Untitled by Hatochan reviews
Series of short pieces involving Sherlock and John and their various acquaintances. From friendship to slash and everything in between. Ratings vary by Chapter.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Ludicrous by RedFeather96 reviews
The great consulting detective meets a certain actor while working on a case. He isn't impressed.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sherlock H.
Christmas Interlude by KCS reviews
Technically an AU spin-off of A Messy Business and Never Too Late, mainly because timelines don't work to give tiny!John a first Christmas with Sherlock. Pretend AMB isn't set in September but rather December, and this is the result. Now complete.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,211 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What is This? by Ho-sama reviews
Sherlock delves into a horrible place that he can't un-see. A terrible fic about terrible fics. [One shot]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Brown Sugar by Cry4theDevil reviews
Lestrade is de-aged by a curse, Mycroft has to take care of him.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Family by Choice by KCS reviews
Five times Mrs. Hudson raised the rent, and one time she didn't. Written for rabidsamfan during LiveJournal's Watsons Woes party. Spoilers for TRF, speculation for S3.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
Sick Fic by LittlePippin76 reviews
Sick Fics are my guiltiest pleasure. I've read many, so if you've written one, you've inspired me. This is my take on how I think Sherlock would react to a poor poorly John. Characters are not mine. Have fun.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 121,000 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It s a boy! by anarchic equity reviews
Naming the baby boy of a consulting detective and an army doctor. Johnlock established relationship, Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Case of the Missing Skull by ObookNorth reviews
EXTREME FLUFF. Sherlock can't sleep. Kind of pre-relationship. Sleepy Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Symphony of Skin by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
It's slow. Sensual. But it isn't sex. .:. Features asexual!Sherlock and hetero!John in love, sharing an act of pure affection and trust. Includes nude body worship and sleepy snuggles, and happily mornings after. Rated M, despite lack of smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Yellow Papers by Cowbelle reviews
Sherlock is away on a case, John is getting restless. Mycroft helps Sherlock be romantic.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Sound Of Your Voice by butt0n0nt0p reviews
A series of dialogue fics : please leave prompts in reviews if you want me to do more. Rated M for strong sexual themes :
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Universe Condensed by QuitSextingMyUnicorn reviews
Bits and pieces that the BBC skipped over.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Apologies and Love by This-Account-Is-Inactiveee reviews
Post Reichenbach Reunion Fic: Because we all need a bit of fluff in our lives.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Orchard by DancingGrimm reviews
When a case takes Sherlock to a famous brothel, things don't go to plan, and he unexpectedly meets somebody rather interesting. AU
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,340 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Protective Detective by John Faina reviews
John is upset when Sherlock sends him home while they are on a case. What he figures out is that there was more than one reason for it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
257 Reasons Why by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock had been waiting for this. He'd always assumed John had one foot out the door, ready to leave, ready to make a life with someone else.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,235 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Serial Baker by SpeakingOfStrawberryJam reviews
John was left to deduce for himself when Sherlock refused to tell him anything about the baskets of baked goods that appeared in 221B every Thursday.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Ava Watson Verse 7: The Bet by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Ava's present to John is not received well by Sherlock. Which of course means John and Ava have to bet Mycroft that they can change his mind... Silly sequel to "Paved with Love"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
All Their Differences by jamesgatz1925 reviews
Over the years, John and Sherlock have picked up on all of their differences. Some content not suitable if you get offended easily. I do not own these characters
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 29,748 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Conversations by Lady Nightwisp reviews
OR A Study In Friendship OR "Sherlock, why is there a lion in my room?" A collection of short conversations between John and Sherlock about nothing and everything. Hinted Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Hot, Sticky Mess by AGreatAndTerribleBeing reviews
John gets distracted when Sherlock eats peanut butter
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Science of Sleeping by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. Sherlock and John are having a serious problem. One that Sherlock is no longer going to sit back and allow to happen. Sequel to "It Starts with a Single Flake". Pre-Reich. Fluff. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Easter Egg by Random Ruth reviews
John wakes up on Easter Sunday to find that Anthea has a special delivery for him. Post-Reichenbach reunion fic (with a difference)! One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Anthea - Complete
Sofa King by Jessica R Vance reviews
"He'd been sitting on the sofa, minding his own business, when the consulting detective flopped down across him, adopting his customary 'thinking pose.'" Rated M for sexytimes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Cat in the Hat Parody by JellyBean30 reviews
Crack!fic - This is exactly what it says on the label, a parody of The Cat in the Hat with Sherlock, Mycroft, the skull & John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
So Much For This Battle by Anonymous Plume reviews
Unbeknownst to John, he kind of just broke Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fancy Dress by dcfg21 reviews
Est. John!lock invited to Molly's fancy dress party. See what happens when they get all dressed up. Rated M for future slashy/smutty goodness. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Paper Doll by Driffta reviews
Haven't you ever wanted to dress John Watson up like your own personal paper doll? Sherlock has. He's been fantasizing about it for weeks now, and he finally has the opportunity after slicing up John's jumper during a heated shag. Established Relationship
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,423 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Rules by WerewolfDoctor reviews
There are certain bits of paper pinned to the walls of 221B Baker Street that have been added to and amended by practically everyone over time, recording the rules of 221B.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Hugs by KayKay58726 reviews
Sherlock sees Agent Donovan hug her niece and questions his partner about why people hug and she shows him. Rating will change for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sherlock H.
Hematomania by suck-my-semtex reviews
Tumblr prompt: "Write the first time Jim manages to find one of Sebastian's kinks that makes him embarrassed, and how Jim exploits it." MorMor
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/19/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
You're Like a Handprint On My Heart by fueledbyteaandshowsandbooks reviews
Post-Reich, spoilery. John gets a very important note.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Reading In Bed by I Dont Know What Im Doing reviews
"Behave or I will go read in the kitchen." John found it a bit difficult to keep his hands to himself lying in bed next to a reading Sherlock. JohnLock, Established relationship, romance/humor. Rated M for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Food Fairies and Capers by FangIsFexcellent reviews
What happens when John and Sherlock attempt to make pizza. Established-relationship, shameless, cotton-candy fluff. Cowritten with another user.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Affectionate Investment by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock and John start to accidentally eat each other's food, and start feeding each other, much to the amusement and shock of their peers. Of course, it all feels natural to them, but one chocolate-covered thing can lead to another... SLASH/FLUFF
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adventures of Moriarkin by SpicklePock reviews
Sherlock was bored. Halloween had passed and gone, but what happens to all the left over pumpkins? Crack.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pet Names by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
Sherlock did not just call him "sweetie" at a crime scene. He couldn't have. Yet judging by the looks on Donovan and Lestrade's faces he had indeed. Sherlock is affectionate and John is confused. Established relationship. Fluff
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just One Text by Driffta reviews
John and Sherlock are best friends, if they don't see each other much they just text throughout day. They never tried changing their relationship to a more romantic one; that all changes when Sherlock finds a file named S.H. and sends John a text.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sound Logic by Saucery reviews
"Watson," I murmured into his ear, "this is most irregular."
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The Misadventures of Vampire John by The Skye Skye reviews
One night John becomes a vampire. The events that follow after are nothing short of catastrophic. John's learning how to be a proper vampire, with a very improper sociopath "helping" him along the way. New life, new rules, and Sherlock is never bored.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
An Ode to Icing and Beans by Driffta reviews
John boots Sherlock out to get beans. When Sherlock comes back he finds a strange sight in the kitchen; John baking. VERY SLASHY. RATED M FOR A REASON. JohnLock 5Evahhhh!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Experiments by chasingriver reviews
Sherlock conducts experiments of a sexual nature. Sequel to Playtime. m/m, group m/m, Sherlock, John, Lestrade, Mycroft and permutations thereof. D/S elements. Finally complete! Followed by Experiments 2.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,213 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
PIRATES by MrTails reviews
Kink Meme: The first time Sherlock and John have sex, Sherlock pretends he's a pirate.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing by Damagoed reviews
Surprisingly involving a missing dinosaur, the back of Sherlock's neck and the bit just below John's navel. Amongst other things. Complete nonsense just because! Please review and enjoy.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cold Snap by Mirith Griffin reviews
"The Mayo Clinic prescription for hypothermia is this: Tea. Blanket fort. Sex. All right, it doesn't come right out and say that on the website. But Sherlock can read between the lines." A prequel to "Heat Wave."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock: Alcohol Fuels Everything by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Lestrade and John are just having fun. And then the Holmes brothers get involved. Eventual Mystrade and Johnlock. Basically this is porn. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/11/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W., Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Like A Pining Thing by soul vacation reviews
Pining looks good on you, darling. Response to a prompt on the BBC Sherlock kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,807 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Narcissus by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock's got laryngitis. John decides to soothe his poor wheezy sweetie. Of course he does. It's entirely natural for him to do so with a little sexing. Of course it is. Making love to his lover whispering sweet, sweet nothings to him…in his own voice.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Poke! by DharmaMotorPool reviews
What if Cal & Co. had Facebook accounts? Well, you're about to find out...
Lie to Me - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010
A Messy Business by KCS reviews
Story told through 221B drabble format, which I created for the ACD!Holmes fandom years ago. Written for LJ's Watson's Woes MiniWriMo. Kid!fic, so if that and fluff aren't your cup of tea feel free to skip this one.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,705 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mon Docteur by likeateddybear reviews
Halloween fluff. Kid!fic for half of it. I know it's late, but it is what it is! Enjoy! S/J FLUFF
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Had Coffee by verityburns reviews
...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Ginger by punifa reviews
Filled for this meme: Sherlock needs to become ginger for a case, and enlists John to help dye his hair. John finds out that it's the one thing that makes Sherlock go pliant.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Pumpkin Project by Jason Layton reviews
Happy Halloween silliness! John has an unexpected hobby!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Visual Feeling Strategies by AfroGeekGoddess reviews
Sherlock and John visit The Andy Warhol Museum while in Pittsburgh for a case. As they admire the art, they slowly realize that the most beautiful work of art is standing right in front of them. Love, romance, humor, pre-S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chronology: A Series of Firsts by Vaeyana reviews
A series of first times that Sherlock deleted as unimportant or painful but that doesn't matter, because it's the second first times that really count .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Science Of Seduction by Akiko Keeper of Sheep reviews
Herein lies an excerpt from the personal blog of Dr. John H. Watson. Herein also lie cowboys, the Russian Mob, a femur in the freezer, and flats-mate. Enjoy! Now with 75% more Mort!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,796 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Winter's Passing by meggywebb reviews
It's a snowy December day in London. Cute super sweet candy floss fluff for all you Mystrade lovers. Based on Winter's Passing by The Academy Is...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Thousand Delicious Deaths by AfroGeekGoddess reviews
Sherlock and John explore the delicious ways they can love one another. Sherlock/John poetry. Now recorded as a podfic (see my profile for link).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Room by ChickenSoupForDinner reviews
Moriarty has captured John and has come up with the most horrible torture he can think of. Cracky fluffy crack.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2011 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
The Case of the Naked Consulting Detective by ellie.hell reviews
One day, John comes home to find Sherlock blowing bubbles on their bed. Naked.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mrs Hudson's Discovery by Djap reviews
BETAD Holmes x Watson, Mrs Hudson hears her boss talking and makes a surprising discovery
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Triple Dog Dare by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
John tells Sherlock that his tongue will stick to a lamppost in the wintertime. Sherlock is determined to prove him wrong...in front of Scotland Yard. Fluffy, cracky, established Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Nail Me by Atlin Merrick reviews
A story wherein we borrow one infinitely charming characteristic of Benedict Cumberbatch, and give it to Sherlock, while at the same time eventually finding a reason to get on with some sexing by way of two manicures and maybe a pedicure. Total fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A study in swallowing by Nova-chan reviews
Yeah, I know that sounds dirty. This is a story inspired by an LJ prompt: how to get Sherlock to take a pill.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When Death Is on the Line by Fialleril reviews
It was painfully obvious that Sherlock had never seen The Princess Bride. Spoilers for A Study in Pink.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Facebook Fun by jazzith reviews
John has something to announce... Fun, silly oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - John W. - Complete
Laundry by Moobug reviews
A semi-serious fic inspired by a fellow fan's suggestion that Sherlock might steal John's clothes. Sock-puppets and daftness that may or may not be beyond Sherlock's capabilities behind closed doors...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Conventional Wisdom by Nova-chan reviews
Sherlock has to have his wisdom teeth removed, and Watson cares for him post-op.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/19/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Localized Seizures by Nova-chan reviews
Sherlock has a strange medical condition...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete