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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Allo! I have been addicted to FF since my friends told me about it a few years back. I figured I should add a bio since I'm on here so often.

Usually I have a bunch of stories I want to write but am too lazy to actually put "pen to paper" so to speak.

I enjoy lemony goodness, healthy doses of swearing, inner goddess ramblings, and HUMOR in all the fanfics I read- That is all :)

Love,

Annomster ]

Music in the Air I will update as much as I possibly can but I can't promise how soon updates will be, bear with me darlings!

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How do you want it? by Danni1989 reviews
A series of unrelated oneshots featuring our favourite couple in naughty situations. Requests are more than welcome.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 214 - Words: 589,197 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Sperm Donor Wanted by OzellaMarie reviews
What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'. Crazy little drabble fic with all the usual suspects. Edward/Bella-A/H-Humor-Lemons. All the fun stuff!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 51,836 - Reviews: 5074 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 2,067 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
Bad Boy Unintended by FarrahB reviews
**Winner at The 2013 Fandom Choice Awards- Best James Dean- 3rd Place** Never judge a book by its cover. Especially if said book was brooding Bad Boy, Jacob Black. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,959 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Bella, Jacob
Between Coffee and Beer by CherrybombLuv reviews
"Sometimes misspelling a word can make all the difference. What happens when coffee shop owner Bella receives an email meant for someone else over 2000 miles away?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,243 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Bella, Edward
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21674 - Favs: 5,740 - Follows: 5,819 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Each Other's Eyes by brendonwentz reviews
Bella is an ordinary 'Plain Jane' book loving kinda girl, Emmett is a super hot football jock. When they, literally, bump into each other at college, could it be the start of something? Rated M for language and Lemons, Lemons not till later chapters R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,293 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Emmett
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 6059 - Favs: 3,966 - Follows: 5,783 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Pink Mugs and Chocolate Chip Ice Cream by FarrahB reviews
A night of clubbing-gone-wrong forces Bella to text her BFF's annoying brother, Jacob. He's hot but he's also a thorn in her side. A very attractive thorn who calls her Miss Goody Two-Shoes. Will his royal hotness come to her rescue in his black Camaro? Can one text lead to epic romance and chocolate chip ice cream? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,656 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
An American Girl in London by OkThat'sCool reviews
Just because you're a prince, doesn't mean you're not a douchebag. This ain't your average fairytale. P&P
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,626 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth
You'll Find What You're Looking For At Walmart by mama4dukes reviews
What happens when a lonely and betrayed vampire meets his mate at Walmart? Join Peter and Bella as they band together with their ragtag team of friends to creatively exact revenge on those who did them wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 282,552 - Reviews: 3940 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Peter, Bella
Dates, Mates, Hate, and Fate by mama4dukes reviews
Vampires don't exist...or do they? Bella's secret knowledge of vampires is inadvertently brought to surface when she & her friends are all thrown in the path of fate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,257 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Ivy Law Brings Unexpected Challenges by 2012bos reviews
Bella Swan is admitted to her dream school but has some challenges making friends, especially with the stunning Edward Cullen. Getting to know him is filled with lots of ups and downs, is he going to be worth it in the end? Usual suspects occasional ExT.D. & BxJ.B. fair warning. AH. Jerkward / Law- Studentella. Characters belong to S.Meyer. R&R!..xoxo..Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 83,172 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 6899 - Favs: 6,545 - Follows: 4,942 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12855 - Favs: 7,651 - Follows: 6,166 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Varying Shades Of Peony by The Very Last Valkyrie reviews
Beautiful. Dirty. Rich. The year is 1899, and society belle Blair Waldorf rules the ballroom. Desired by many and envied by all, Blair seems above reproach...until the one person with the power to ruin it all returns with his heart set on her destruction.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,177 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 554,526 - Reviews: 9213 - Favs: 3,725 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Relation or relationship by Stormy Bella reviews
Bella go to Forks and lives with her adopted uncle, Edward. She fell in love with Edward, and he her. When society scold upon them, would this love be worth it, or would Jacob be the better choice? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,308 - Reviews: 4200 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
One Of The Boys by k8ln713 reviews
Rosalie & Emmett are best friends, and Rose is in love with Em. During the summer before senior year, Rose makes over herself in hopes that Emmett would see her as not one of the boys, but the one he's meant to be with. AH R/Em. Katy Perry songfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,103 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4237 - Favs: 3,770 - Follows: 2,411 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kismet by Annilaia reviews
AU AH "I want to fall in love with you" was all the postcard in his hand said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Camarilla by Annilaia reviews
It was always just Bella and her mother, before Edward moved into town. Their group of friends have an amazing summer, full of adventures and disappointments. How many times will Bella reject Edward, before she realises they're made for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,756 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
No Other Path, No Other Way by Charming101 reviews
Bella's living with the Swan's, assuming that she's normal. But when the Cullens return after her 18th birthday, Bella realizes that she's different. Will Bella leave with the Cullens to learn who she really is, or stay in Forks wishing for a normal life
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,498 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Emmett Makes A Scene by January Q reviews
This is in response to 'the indifferent child of earth's Fic "51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do 2" This story can also be Titled as the remake and continuance of 'Everyone Blames Emmett'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11616 - Favs: 8,514 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Is A Devil by ashel-13 reviews
Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 3,266 - Follows: 570 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Other Cullen by Charming101 reviews
My full name is Hayden Michael Cullen and I should not be alive. Vampires are unable to conceive which is why all of my siblings are adopted, however my existence is a different story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,949 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
The Way Idiots Really Run by SkyCullen reviews
Bella Swan is the type of person who doesn't care much for anything. Edward Cullen is one of the populars aka the Black Bloods. Bella doesn't believe in “Prince Charming”, Edward Cullen is a selfish rich boy who now has the responsibility of keeping...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,836 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007
Attraction by Annilaia reviews
Bella tries to keep a bright outlook when she moves to Forks. Of course, after meeting Edward Masen everything just starts to look so much better, even tolerable. When you've got the sweetest boy standing in front of you things start to get easy... right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,735 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Casualties by Annilaia reviews
Sequel to Just the Summer. On the anniversary of her death Bella returns to Forks and meets someone she never would have imagined possible. Just when things start to look better, they both become the targets of one vampire's plot for revenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,258 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just the Summer by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan has to go to Forks every summer. But the summer before her freshman year in highschool a new family moves to town, and Bella falls in love. How will she fare when the summer ends? Will she ever see him again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,501 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Music in the Air reviews
Music is in the air. Literally. Read on to find out what happens as Esme follows the music and her heart towards Carlisle. EsmeXCarlisle Some canon pairings, AH,OOC, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,344 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Esme