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I love by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
When Konan enters a boarding school where she has to stay with the boys, she knows it's going to be crazy. But she could never be prepared for what lies in store for her. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 209,027 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Sinning on Sunday by rAiNwAtEr reviews
Sasuke was well aware that he was surrounded by his fellow classmates while they listened to morning Mass. He was also aware of his growing arousal as he stared at the blond a few pews ahead of him. Sas/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,069 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Submerged by Galadraen reviews
How long had these feelings been building. When did start letting the Uchiha be in charge of everything? Was it during that exchange of power that he fell in love? WARNING: YAOI/KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,301 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Scandalous by masruiiiik reviews
Hidan was just going to grab a late-night snack when he saw Sasori and Deidara doing something absolutely... scandalous. On the kitchen counter no less. Maybe he and Kakuzu should try it sometime. Mentions of SasoDei and KakuHida. Crack-fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Let's Fall In Love by masruiiiik reviews
The player Sasori falls for an innocent blonde. The non-believer Kakuzu finds himself thinking of a foul-mouthed idiot. Saint-like Kisame falls head-over-heels for a stoic Uchiha and Pain's just trying to move on when Konan breaks up with him. Love sucks. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,744 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Shards by Katastropheeeee reviews
Shards. Broken pieces were all that was left of him now. The world he had built was crumbling. His mind was declining, descending into madness ...and there was nothing he could do about it. Except perhaps irritate Kakuzu. Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,208 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Affectional Experiment by Amaratta reviews
When he received a card supposedly signed by Ulquiorra, suggesting that they should be friends from then onward, Grimmjow thought it was some bad joke. Little did he know that he would end up as a subject to Ulquiorra's friendship experiment which would later turn into something far more than he could ever bargain for. Slash G/U *Complete*
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,972 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra] - Complete
Let The Music Guide You Home by KnightOfLelouch reviews
Can something be forgiven if the incident is forgotten? Can there be love if it no longer exists in the mind? Can a mistake be atoned when the forgiver cannot remember?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Something by Evandar reviews
Four Akatsuki relationship-based ficlets based on the old marriage rhyme. KakuHida, SasoDei, PeinKo, KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Punch Drunk by KuroKuro Kitty reviews
Every time Sasuke drinks, Naruto's love for him dies a little bit more. And one night, he pushes Naruto to his limit. terrible at summaries sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daily Chores by zombicombi reviews
Just three KakuzuxHidan drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Truth by Flika reviews
Love isn't like in the movies. It's hard. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Without You by LemonFerret reviews
"Naruto liked sleeping. He was most at ease when asleep, because only when he was asleep would Naruto allow himself to pretend that Sasuke was still with him." Naruto is broken after Sasuke leaves, and Hinata is left to cradle the pieces. Sasunaru angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Three Words by Chocolate Pencil reviews
-that aren't true, so they never say them. Sasori x Deidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Day One by PureWaterLily reviews
It takes only a second to establish the order of hierarchy. Vague KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Silent Liberation by catastrophic-art reviews
Some people are granted the gift of freedom. Others aren't so lucky... Rated for mild language. Kakuzu's POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Good Luck Superstition by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori said something to Deidara before they left on a mission- and now the blonde won't stop trying to touch him! Why! And why is it that everyone seems to know what's going on except for him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Assignment by Mishiba-chan reviews
INSANITY. Kakashi's psychology class has a new assignment, and he'll never look at any of them the same ever again when it's through. "That's from Lord of the Rings." "FOR THE SHIRE!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Worst Kind of Dream by Galadraen reviews
Itachi Uchiha would never know what possessed him to do it. Perhaps he was just a little feverish when he began to trail kisses down his companion's stomach. He was feeling a little hot after all... WARNING: YAOI. Don't like, don't read. KISAME X ITACHI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
For Love by ricetard reviews
The world is not as bright as you make it to be. / Dumbledore/Grindelwald, slash, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Less Than Desirable by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein comes back from a mission to find his members in a...less than desirable state. Stupid cravings. And wasn't it all Tobi's fault anyway?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
It Does Look Kind of Like a Hickey, Right? by Saber Wing reviews
Naruto is curious about Sasuke's curse mark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
This Is What We Have Become by wild-sunshine reviews
Pavel didn't expect Hikaru to leave the impression he did. Post Chekov/Sulu, reflective, oneshot, slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/5/2011 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Can I Borrow A Dollar? by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
Just a short one-shot about Kakuzu and Hidan...and an unfortunate drink machine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Jump Start by Handful of Silence reviews
Chekov's been telling Sulu he loves him for a long time. Sulu just hasn't read the signs until now. Chekov/Sulu
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2011 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Unconditional II by alyuchiha913 reviews
"But you'll always be my hero, even though you've lost your mind." He still loved him, because as shaking hands wiped the tears from his eyes, he knew that despite the abuse, Itachi loved him. Uchihacest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2011 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] - Complete
tin soldiers by Vegeterian-soup reviews
Hidan reflects on what immortal life truly means. Realizing no amount of thinking will effect the final outcome. Implied kakuhidan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Reflections by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Hidan's quietest when he's praying. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
An affair of the heart by lilac-bramble reviews
As Hidan begins to piece himself back together in Shikamaru’s trap, his first thought is just how much he wants to see Kakuzu... KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,803 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Do As I Say by Andalusia25 reviews
The natives on Rivalis expect the Enterprise away team to follow their customs; they can see straight through angst, so what does that mean for our fav guys? Spock/Kirk, Chekov/Sulu
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,396 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Aiding the Cause by Seven Silver Stars reviews
In which Kirk hatches a plan in the name of True Love, the YMCA dance is done, people get shoved into broom closets, and Sulu and Chekov are stared at. A lot. -sulu/chekov; fluff, crack, silliness and cursing-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Chulu Via Bones by Andalusia25 reviews
Pavel Chekov and Hikaru Sulu are a couple now and McCoy hears all about it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2010 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete