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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hey peoples! :)

If you want to know a little about me, here's some info but if you don't want to know then don't read.

Likes?: Reading, dancing, singing , gymnastics, hanging with friends, math, drawing

Dislikes?: typing all the time

Fears?: insects and snakes! ick. death

Goals and Dreams?: get accepted to Stanford University, be on t.v. at least ounce in my life, carry on with dancing and do a lot of performances, go to the olympics for gymnastics and figure out what theory on how the world was formed is right (at the moment i'm very christian and would like to prove god made the world).

Favourite Singers?: Taylor Swift and Katy Perry

Favourite Books?: TWILIGHT SERIES, Harry Potter books, The Immortals Series, Vampire Academy, ALL of Jane Austins books, Romeo and Juliet, ALL Judy Blume books, The Clique, It Girl, Vampire Diaries, Wuthering Heights

Favourite Actors?: Robert Pattinson, Ian Somerhalder

Favourite Actress'?: Ashley Greene, Dakota Fanning, Selena Gomez

i love to read fanfics all the time. i try to write but its just sometimes so hard. i have dyslexia so if any other dyslexic people are reading this then you know how hard it is for me to right this. i hope you guys enjoy my stories and i will try very hard to make sure that they get finished. i love you all! xoxo, Mwah!


If you EVER see a werewolf, six foot two, black hair, amazing abs, standing in the woods fighting with a bronze-haired, hot, pale guy that sparkles . . . LET. ME. KNOW!

Ouch papercut! . . . OUCH PAPER CUT! . . . . . I SAID: OUCH PAPER CUT! . . . Jasper come bite me! :D Team Jasper

To alll confused guys out there. You wanna know what a girl looks for in a guy? Go read Twilight.

A child says to his mom:

"Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick!" With anger, she starts to hit her child 'til he was unconscious. Then she regrets what she has done and, crying, says to her child "Please open your eyes." But it's too late, his tiny heart had stopped ...beating...When she walked to the bedroom, the sheet said "I LOVE YOU MOMMY!" Copy and paste this onto your profile. say enough for Child Abuse. :'(


Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch. (I have a lot of friends but I don't consider myself or anyone 'popular' . . . just nice, rude, or weird . . . )
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (... no comment)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor. ( I don't get fashion.)
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends. (... I don't want my friends pity or sympathy)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that". (... I'm a guy, even though I'm emo, I don't wear make-up)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
Im a girl and I HAVE GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (sometimes)
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I get STRESSED OUT a lot and/or are DEPRESSED but don't show it so I MUST be the whiny complaining-all-about-myself, feel-bad-for-me type.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name))
A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat

this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

You have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your
profile if you have it too

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Isabella Riddle by La Mia Bella Stella reviews
Two sisters put together on one side, that side will be unstoppable. But seperated, who knows whats going to happen? IsabellaXDraco LisaXHarry Warning: Cussing, Violence, and Romance included. Not for the faint hearted. FYI Dark wins and surprise twist!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,103 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Draco M., Bella
Age Doesn't Matter in Love by XxKelleyxX reviews
All human. Bella is a senior at Forks High when Miss Alice Brandon, fresh out of college comes to teach Math. What happens when Bella starts to have feelings for her teacher, despite having a boyfriend?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 198,266 - Reviews: 3728 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alice, Bella
Isabella Snape by discussionsonpaper reviews
Bella was left alone in the forest, however she never told Edward, or any of the Cullen's that she was not Bella Swan – Chief Police Swan's daughter. Instead she is Isabella Snape, a sister to the most hated teacher at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry, a witch and an unofficial Marauder. What happens when Professor Dumbledore invites the Cullen's to Hogwarts to help
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,714 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sirius B., Bella
Fantasy Over Reality by alees-sa reviews
After being left by Edward, Bella chooses to go back to her real home: London. Back to magic, back to flying brooms, and back to Harry Potter. She's actually a young wizard named Whitney Black and is about to shake things up with her completely different attitude. But when the Cullens come charging back into her life, what's a witch to do?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,922 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Sirius B., Bella - Complete
The Real Fourth Marauder by OddPotato reviews
Throw in an oblivious boy and an oblivious girl that love each other. What does that get? Nothing. Now, when you add in pranks and Snivellus, a meddling brother and friends, punches and chocolates, the results may shock you. Or maybe not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,426 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sirius B., Bella
Isabella Marie Potter by AndiePotter-Snape reviews
Bella is the Girl Who Lived. Dursley's are a whole lot more abusive and Bella gets saved from them. NO HARRY! abused!Bella Full summary inside!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,916 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Bella
Ice Queen to Start by Daerwyn reviews
Isabella "Bella" Swan is a champion figure skater. When she has to share her ice with some other strange people, she flips out. So, will she eventually get over having to share? Who will she fall for in the process? That's still a mystery. B/?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,210 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Bella
Arabella Riddle by MynameisAurora reviews
Arabella is just an adverage daughter wanting to bring back her father but he happens to be the Dark Lord. Ara is intentionally entered into the tournament alongside Harry but what no one expected was for her to fall in love. Will Edward ruin it all?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,275 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Viktor K., Bella
Cullens and Walmart by MissMakaraCaptor reviews
Alice finds a list for 333 things to do at walmart. Absolutely no way this could go bad... Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Alice
Battle Of The Books by Redstar96 reviews
Harry Potter Vrs. Twilight...OH NO, who will win in this twisted game show?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Hermione G., Bella - Complete
Tangled Up In Me by Accident Prone Klutz reviews
Bella attends the exclusive Buxley Academy, an girls spy school. What happens when she is sent to Forks, with the mission of protecting one unbelievably gorgeous and arrogant Edward Masen? AU: ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,830 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 3,544 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
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Marie Michaels reviews
Bella Swan is Marie Michaels, the famous actress, singer/songwriter. nobody knows her secret but will they soon find out? its got a similar story line as Hannah Montana. all songs are from Hannah Montana. NO CHARACTERS FROM THE SHOW. R&R luv u. Mwah!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,885 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
High School Queen reviews
Bella Swan is the most popular girl in school. Inside school she is bitchy and confident but outside shes really a nice caring girl that wants to make it as a gymnast. When the Cullens move to town will they be able to get out the real Bella? first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Old Friends reviews
set in twilight. bella gets old videos from her old friends. she watches with the cullens. crazy poses, swearing emmett, school fights, break ups, drunk bella, lots of laughs and sad goodbyes. one-shot type thing. very very nice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Bella - Complete