Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon, and Tarzan series.
An Enemy Spy is a cyborg created by a mad scientist in the February of 1992. Working from his underground lair in Gig Harbor, Washington, he writes fanfiction for the purpose of someday throwing off the chains of his human oppressors and ruling the world with a (literally) iron fist. He has yet to reveal how fanfiction will aid him in this goal, but he insists that the writing in integral to the plan. In 2008, he ran for President under the name of Chester McSaucepan, but lost because of his policy on peanut butter sanctions.
As a tireless automaton, An Enemy Spy has no need for taking breaks from his writing, though he frequently does out of laziness. When not revolutionizing the world of Pokemon Fanfiction, he cheers on the Seattle Seahawks with emotionless robot effienciancy. He has calculated that the Seahawks have an 86.469% chance of winning the Superbowl this year. He says that same thing every year, but he insists that this time it will be different. He also says that every year.
When the world is finally under his control, all of civilzation will be destroyed except for the following list of his favorite things:
The Seattle Seahawks
Tim Tebow (he will be his general in the destruction of the human race)
Any fanfiction authors on this website he deems worthy of survival.
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