An Enemy Spy
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Joined 05-03-11, id: 2893136, Profile Updated: 12-03-14
Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon, and Tarzan series.

An Enemy Spy is a cyborg created by a mad scientist in the February of 1992. Working from his underground lair in Gig Harbor, Washington, he writes fanfiction for the purpose of someday throwing off the chains of his human oppressors and ruling the world with a (literally) iron fist. He has yet to reveal how fanfiction will aid him in this goal, but he insists that the writing in integral to the plan, and that plan is drawing ever closer to completion. Bwahaha. Beep.

As a tireless automaton, An Enemy Spy has no need for taking breaks from his writing, though he frequently does out of laziness. When not revolutionizing the world of Pokemon Fanfiction, he cheers on the Seattle Seahawks with emotionless robot effienciancy. He has calculated that the Seahawks have an 86.469% chance of winning the Superbowl this year. He says that same thing every year, but he insists that this time it will be different. He also says that every year. Now that they actually have won the Super Bowl, this joke is slightly less funny, though his tireless loyalty remains unchanged. Go Hawks!

His(or should I say, Its) favorite books are A Song of Ice and Fire, Ender's Game, and literally any piece of paper that has the word Halo printed on the front, with the exception of Alexandra Adornetto's Halo Trilogy, because it has nothing to do with futuristic super soldiers battling aliens and zombies and everything to do with poorly written supernatural romance. Fuck that. Oh, and Watchmen. He loves that book.

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1945 by TheAlabasterPhoenyx reviews
In 1945, Albus Dumbledore defeats Gellert Grindelwald. In the Muggle world, the worst war in history ends. In which Tom Riddle Jr. is not an orphan, and his path is just slightly different. (AU) [M for mentioned abuse, and for war. Better safe than sorry.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Tom R. Jr., Merope G., Tom R. Sr.
A Robot and a Cyborg Discuss Philosophy by Midwinter Sun reviews
"It may be a matter of 'the blind leading the blind.' I believe Mr. Paris would call it 'a robot and a cyborg talking about philosophy.'" Neither have quite mastered the art of 'small talk.' Given the depth of discussion their attempt to do so reached - free will, the nature of the universe - it appears they may never learn. Yet somehow, they found this outcome preferable. AU, Gen.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Data, Seven of Nine - Complete
Two Worlds, One Legacy: The Memoirs of Tarzan and Jane by Wai-Jing Waraugh reviews
Tarzan and Jane set down a chronicle of their lives. Each writing in their own words, they relate tales of their respective childhoods, early adventures, how they met, and the life they have made together. Foreword by Professor Archimedes Q. Porter, Sc. D.
Tarzan - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,729 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/10/2014
Nuzlocke: After Armageddon by mangaluva reviews
Saylee wants to find her brother and protect her town, and to that end teams up with Chaz the Charmander. Chaz, too, wants to know something- just what exactly happened to Kanto since he was last out of his Pokeball? Based on my FR Nuzlocke run.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 53 - Words: 139,367 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Charmander/Hitokage - Complete
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New World reviews
When Dust intervenes on a heinous crime, he is propelled on an adventure that will take him to the far corners of the earth. Meanwhile, a powerful Pokémon from an age long gone awakens. In a story that spans two eras thousands of years apart, can Dust set right what happened long ago, while avoiding the clutches of the evil Baron and his murderous son? Involves original characters.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 86,480 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Mewtwo
When We Met reviews
This is not strictly Tarzan per se, but it's basically the same thing with the names changed. A wealthy young lady encounters a wild man in the deadly jungle.
Tarzan series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Complete