Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon, and Tarzan series.
An Enemy Spy is a cyborg created by a mad scientist in the February of 1992. Working from his underground lair in Gig Harbor, Washington, he writes fanfiction for the purpose of someday throwing off the chains of his human oppressors and ruling the world with a (literally) iron fist. He has yet to reveal how fanfiction will aid him in this goal, but he insists that the writing in integral to the plan, and that plan is drawing ever closer to completion. Bwahaha. Beep.
As a tireless automaton, An Enemy Spy has no need for taking breaks from his writing, though he frequently does out of laziness. When not revolutionizing the world of Pokemon Fanfiction, he cheers on the Seattle Seahawks with emotionless robot effienciancy. He has calculated that the Seahawks have an 86.469% chance of winning the Superbowl this year. He says that same thing every year, but he insists that this time it will be different. He also says that every year. Now that they actually have won the Super Bowl, this joke is slightly less funny, though his tireless loyalty remains unchanged. Go Hawks!
His(or should I say, Its) favorite books are A Song of Ice and Fire, Ender's Game, and literally any piece of paper that has the word Halo printed on the front, with the exception of Alexandra Adornetto's Halo Trilogy, because it has nothing to do with futuristic super soldiers battling aliens and zombies and everything to do with poorly written supernatural romance. Fuck that. Oh, and Watchmen. He loves that book.
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