Author has written 8 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hey, I'm EpicRamenRook, or Axsics. I have a Quizilla account that I put most of my stories o but I plan to do some on here too, because FanFiction has more variety. :D
Favorite Anime: Hetalia
Favorite Manga: Ouran High School Host Club
Favorite cartoon: Chowder :D
Favorite TV show: Stargate Atlantis
Favorite book series: Either Charlie Bone or Harry Potter
Favorite food: Breadsticks with garlic sauce :3
Favorite characters from animes/manga/games: Hidan from Naruto, Grimmjow from Bleach, Spain-Romano-OR France from hetalia, Kaoru from Ouran Host Club, Haru from Fruits Baskets, Zack from Final Fantasy, Zexion or Axel from Kingdom Hearts(I'll probably add on later)
Favorite websites: Quizilla, Youtube, Fmylife, FANFICTION, Facebook, Tumblr(Though it's kinda boring)
Favorite country: Either Japan or China.
Favorite pastime: Writing, drawing, and reading.
Facebook- Wouldn't you like to know :D?
Top 10 favorite Hetalia characters and pairings-
1. France (With Canada)
2.Romano (With Spain)
3.Spain (With Romano)
4.Canada (With France)
5.China (With Russia)
6.Russia (With either Lithuania or China)
7. Denmark (With Norway)
8. Norway (With Denmark)
9. Sealand (Frig I don't know!!!)
10. America (With England)- Yeeeaaah I'm patriotic!!!
Anyway, I really like anime and reading and all that good stuff. Not comfortable with writing M rated stuff and I wrote M on my truth or dare because I'm retarded and I will probably change it to T later when I'm not lazy. My sister has a Fanfiction it's EpicRamenKnight and she is known as Ramen in my Hetalia Truth or Dare. She hasn't posted anything yet as far as I know -_-
Um, I might start a series of one chapter stories (AKA oneshots) for Yaoi, because I officially hate OCXCharacter :S
Anyway, in my group of friends I am Greece because I love to sleep and I have a lot of cats. :3 I'm also kind of shy and emotionless when you first talk to me.
AGAINST SCHOOL VIOLENCE
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when:
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" "RussUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.
Copy this if you're against StereotypesBold the ones that apply to you.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (idk, i have a bunch of girl friends but im a girl o.o)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm obsessed with things like World of Warcraft and Gaia, so I MUST have no life!
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an ARSONIST
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm obsessed with dark colors, so I MUST be either goth or emo.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm smart, so I MUST be a glasses-wearing, straight-A's freak
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm different, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm claustrophobic, so I MUST be anti-social
I'm American, so I MUST be trying to destory the planet.
I am a MIX OF RELIGIONS, so I MUST be SPAWN OF SATAN
I write FANFICTIONS, so I MUST have no life of my own to screw with
STERYOTYPES F'ING SUCK!
Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters in any order!
1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?
No. That would be strange :/
2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?
Yes :D I'm just gonna say HAVE YOU SEEN FRANCE?
3) What would happen if 6 got pregnant?
Everyone would blame it on Denmark. And it would probably be true
4) Do you recall any good fics about 9?
Yes :D It was Spain/Romano by chibi-excel called The Greatest Man in the World It's a Pirate!Spain story :D
5) Do 7 and 2 make a good couple?
Denmark/Spain? Idk, their personalities are really similar but I couldn't see them together.
6) 4/8 or 4/9?
Canada/China and Canada/Romano? Hmm...I can't really picture any of them together.
7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?
Okay, if Denmark found out France and China were in a secret relationship? He would freak out, tell Norway, and when Norway ignored him he would tell everyone else and over exaggerate it.
8) Make a summary of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fic.
Norway comes to a cafe to escape Denmark for a while. What happens when he finds out it's owned by Spain. AND that Spain has a thing for him?!
9) Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?
Canada/Poland? Doubt it.
10) Suggest a title for a 1/5 Hurt/Comfort fic.
Greece/America oh god... um... How he fell (ahahahaha I fail o.o)
11) What kind of plot would you use for a 3/11 fic?
France/England, would probably be some comfort thing where England finds France crying and he asks whats wrong (frog) and he decides to help him :D
12) Has anyone of your friends read a 7 het? or a 9 slash?
Yes to the 7 het and no to the 9 slash
13) if you wrote a song fic about 9, what would you chose?
for Romano? Oh dear god!!! probably The Only Exception by Paramore for a Spain/Romano
14) If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would be the warning?
Warning! Two pervs jump a poor defenseless Nordic XD
15) What pick-up line might 8 use on 5?
China: Hi I'm new here, aru. Can you show me the direction to your house, aru?
16) Write a drabblefic for 10/8.
Er...I can't think of ANYTHING for that pairing sorry...
17) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
Norway walking in on Spain and Sealand? Probably go tell Sweden and Denmark to kick his ass
18) What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to de-flower 1.
Canada was shy. Greece never talked. Canada decided to get him (yeah I faiiiil)
(Due to the fact I cant be stuffed to write alot the next three questions have been cut.)
22) Would you write 2/4/5?
Spain/Canada/America? Nuh-uh! Spain/Romano, Canada/France, and America/England FOREVER
23) What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?
Like, you should totally see the look on your face! Ah
24) When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
25) What is 6's super-secret kink?
He likes it when Denmark uses a lot of hairspray for his hair X3
26) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
MAYBE if he was drunk but NEVER if he was sober :D
27) If 3 and 7 got together who tops?
France/Denmark? France, duh! He tops everyone
28) "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1 broken hearted, has a one night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the advice of 5 and finds true love with two." What title would you give this fic?
Greece and Romano are in a happy relationship until Romano runs off with Canada. Greece, has a one night stand with England and a brief unhappy affair Sealand and then follows the advice of America and finds true love with Spain. The title would probably be, What the fuck just happened? XD
29) How would you feel about a 7/8 canon?
Um it would be strange but I guess kinda cute
I celebrate Canadian AND American independence day >:3 (Put this on your profile if you do too)
BY THE WAY, FOR THE TRUTH OR DARE, RAMEN HAS STARTED HER OWN!!! GO TO HER PROFILE EpicRamenKnight to check it out!!!
Truth or Dare chapter 15
Hey guys, I have a PruCan story idea, They go to school where, passing period is a time of safety and to get to class but after that the hallways turn dark and stuff so that the demons (other half of the student body) can go to class and one day Mathew is late to class...and meets Gilbert o3o Private Message me and tell me if you would like me to write it!