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Joined 05-03-11, id: 2893269, Profile Updated: 05-20-13
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto.

Name: Sass Zaria Endicott-DeLille

Eye color: Blue

Hair color: Brown

Height: Average -5'6

Weight: Average -121 lbs (when I remember to eat)

Shoes size: Above average -8

05152013-- Got my last name legally changed :) Say hello to Mrs. Sass Zaria Endicott-DeLille... Holy crap what a mouthful -.-


03222013-- Today is my birthday!! Not telling how old I'm turning, but -hint- I look like I'm still 15 -.-


12192012-- Well, I am finally a married woman :O


11052011-- I write stories about personal experiences that have happened in the real lives of people. I guess you can say I'm the Hayao Miyazaki of the writing world.

I am of Greek, French and English decent.

I am the middle child between my lovely siblings -Calliope and Hale- who are really fun to be around with on a rainy day. We're triplets.

My favorite color is GREEN and I love to eat chocolate.

I am currently residing with my fiancé, Nikolas, here in beautiful Paris, but I really live in Chicago. We will be married in soon, that is, if I don't keep moving up the date hahaha..

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Sunrise, Sunset by balthezarian reviews
A series of short stories revolving around Vegeta's relationships with his children.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,813 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Vegeta, Bra
White Rain by Zapenstap reviews
A woman arrives in Konoha with children she claims are Itachi's. Sasuke struggles with suspicion. Sakura struggles with Sasuke. As Hokage, Naruto must decide the future of the village. OCs! Developed. Over 1000 reviews! WHOOOO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 311,745 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Fluff n Stuff Anthology by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Title says it all. A long series of one shots, some related, some not. Ranging from childhood to adults. K-T. Many of them guaranteed to bring a smile. Written from prompts for 2012 Sasuke/Sakura month. Chapter one Lick
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,301 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Gravity by Kaze and Kiba reviews
They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 135,472 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Marching On by therentyoupay reviews
ON-GOING. Collection of unrelated drabbles, one-shots, and ficlets. Multiple, various pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Sakura H.
Storm by loveschocolatefrogs reviews
After witnessing a failed attempt at Tsunade's life, Sakura is forced to flee Konoha. Three years later, the Fourth Shinobi War is in full swing. While on the run, she's unexpectedly thrown together with one of the only people who can end Madara. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,612 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
persuasion by the blanket reviews
AU. Non-massacre. SasuSaku. It was, Sakura rather thought now, those two last words—"even me"—that had sent her feet walking out of the room without her even realizing it. Was he so promiscuous? More importantly, was she really so undesirable?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,742 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Dream Team by seleneswan reviews
We're back, bitches. —The Four Hokages; from ch. 619.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Hiruzen S., Minato N., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Key to My Heart by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Middle-aged men should never be matchmakers. Luckily Fugaku has the support of his family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Fugaku U. - Complete
time spent by sincerelyLen reviews
Headcanon – Uchiha Sasuke is not oblivious to how popular Haruno Sakura has become over the years. Once in their lives, she tried to spend most of her free time solely with him. However, years later, Sasuke begins to feel a frustrating displeasure rise when he realizes how happily she splits her time with others, especially those who are not a part of the immediate Team Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the fan club by seleneswan reviews
And the world spins madly on. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,063 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
And In Time, We Move On by cutecrazyice reviews
Sasuke hates Sakura for a number of reasons. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Reconstruction by balthezarian reviews
Trying to rebuild is never easy. The sequel to "Empty House".
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,418 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2628 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Curse by sincerelyLen reviews
Team 7 is unexpectedly assigned an S-Ranked Mission involving an unsolved mystery of 10 years. An eerie adventure that will test their teamwork, strengths, and greatest fears. Do you believe in Curses? SasuSaku minor NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 262,017 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dedicated To You by sincerelyLen reviews
Beautiful songs that give me bursts of inspiration in the form of one-shots and drabbles. Some are connected; most are unrelated. -SasuSaku- "Cry" Is it over yet? Can I open my eyes? Is this as hard as it gets? Is this what it feels like to really cry?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,918 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Insider Privilege by Shipperwolf reviews
Because God help anyone else who called him that. Caryl, oneshot, prompt response-ish.
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
Denial by Alamo Girl reviews
If anyone asks, it never happened.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
substitution by sincerelyLen reviews
The differences between the alternate and the original only made Haruno Sakura appreciate Uchiha Sasuke more, because no one could substitute him in her life, not even himself…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
just like in horror movies by golden doe reviews
It's late, and there's no one else waiting in the bus stop but her. The nearest street light starts to flicker and soon she hears a rustle. She vows never to stay in campus this late anymore, if she make it home alive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
snoochie boochie moochie by a warrior queen reviews
Hell hath no fury like Sai scorned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Sai - Complete
rum and coke by a warrior queen reviews
"This cake is no ordinary cake coz it's drenched in alcohol." Sasuke decided he liked having friends. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Kiba I. - Complete
Waiting for Daddy by Heartless Breaker reviews
Being the cute 8 month old son and Uchiha Sasuke look-a-like, mother and son had to weave through the people of Konoha, just to wait for Daddy's return home.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
officer officer tell me the truth by songs reviews
AU. Sakura gets pulled over by Officer Uchiha Sasuke; — sasuke ო sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Best Man's Best Friends by golden doe reviews
"I can't believe you're getting married, Forehead!" "That would be because I'm not, Pig" "I mean you didn't even tell me you're engaged! Much less have a boyfriend!" Glare. "You know I don't." "So imagine my surprise when I got the wedding invitation in my mail today." "WHAT?"... "I can't believe my best friends are getting married and I'm the best man too-ttebayo!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Trust Again by dark.angel.261 reviews
Team 7 finally gets reinstated, but are they really a "team" anymore?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,398 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
friend zone by golden doe reviews
Uchiha Sasuke's word of advise? "Never ever use subtlety to woo Miss Oblivious. It doesn't work."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
your place in my heart is the whole of my heart by arabesque05 reviews
A sasusaku: Sasuke makes a pie chart of his heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Awful Daring by the general girl reviews
She doesn't see that all along, what he wanted was her. Her, not a perfect wife. Just Sakura. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
seven days by the general girl reviews
Take my hand. — sakura-centric, sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Glitter on the Mattress by SepticLovebite reviews
He probably figured she wouldn't have even remembered the comment, on account of her being reasonably drunk when he made it. SWIFT RETREATS ARC.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Carol, Daryl D. - Complete
In the Shadows by niteryde reviews
Someone has neither forgotten nor forgiven the terror the Saiyan prince once inflicted across the universe, so long ago. And now that Vegeta has a family of his own, it's the perfect time to return the favor...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,176 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Vegeta, Bulma
Serious Business by snappleducated reviews
Avatar Korra turns to her past lives for help with regards to seducing a certain fire-bender. Alternate Title: "Aang is the Love-Guru." — Korra/Mako
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Maternity Bras, Trojans and a Beanie Hat by SepticLovebite reviews
"You risked your life for a lipstick?" He questioned incredulously. SWIFT RETREATS ARC.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Carol, Daryl D. - Complete
A Sober Discussion by Darke Angelus reviews
Antonio and Kotetsu discuss how they feel about all of the rampant fanfiction and fanart circulating the Internet, portraying the Heroes in a way that Bison wished would stop. Tiger shares a unique opinion on the issue. -One shot-
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Antonio L./Rock Bison - Complete
Change of Heart by niteryde reviews
After the Cell games, Vegeta decides to stay on Earth for his son, while vowing to leave his short-lived relationship with Bulma in the past... which turns out to be much easier said than done.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,355 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Winning by cutecrazyice reviews
"Isn't it fun? All this gossip about Shikamaru putting the moves on Sakura – he's moving, alright. For such a lazy ass, he's moving. It's pretty impressive." Sasuke was not impressed. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Insanities of Politics and Cactus Juice by MasterFirebender84 reviews
Six months after The War, Zuko is feeling the stress of his office. Concerned, Mai & Katara ask Aang & Sokka to help the Fire Lord by taking him out for a night in the Caldera Capitol City. Of course, hijinks are sure to follow Sokka wherever he goes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Zuko, Gaang - Complete
On Truths and Lies by the general girl reviews
Karin just knows that she will marry Uchiha Sasuke. Then one day in walks Haruno Sakura. — AU SasuSaku, one sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hurry Up and Wait by Darke Angelus reviews
After being rushed into service, Kotetsu & Barnaby are forced to wait on the sidelines until they get the order to move in and make an arrest. The HeroTV control room hears the hilarious exchange between the two as they try to kill the time. -One shot-
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,650 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny - Complete
once upon a time by the general girl reviews
Naruto drags Sakura along on his quest to rescue a princess from a tower. There was only one hitch in the plan... — SasuSaku, crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hide and Seek by BlushingLotus reviews
"I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2766 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Eleven Truths and Something More by cutecrazyice reviews
The glass shattered to the ground as her gaze landed on familiar black hair and pale skin riddled with jagged scars. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Friday, I'm In Love by cutecrazyice reviews
On Monday, Sakura wondered why Sasuke was staring at her as if she had just committed a crime. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Folklore by BlushingLotus reviews
After hearing an alluring piece of Folklore, Sakura becomes devoted to proving herself equal to the man she desires most. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
But Never Jumping by snappleducated reviews
Derek drops the L word, and everyone else is severely underwhelmed. — CaseyDerek
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Valentines by BananaphoneBob reviews
This day was coming, and she was depressed. So, she got drunk. And he saw it. Well, neither of them certainly expected this to happen. SasuSaku one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Warning Signs by snappleducated reviews
It's a one-shot revolver. — SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto by BlushingLotus reviews
Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Organic Chemistry by Kayka reviews
Sakura leads a lecture in which Naruto is an unselective Fluorine molecule and Sasuke's sexuality is questioned. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Crack-ish oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's a Swivel Chair by Dr. Breifs Cat reviews
This is a problem because Tony fidgets. Movie!Verse, T/P
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
You'll Be the Death of Me by niteryde reviews
Vegeta is determined to reach his full potential and help destroy the androids when they arrive. If only that woman would just stop distracting him, and stop looking at him like that...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,678 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
oppa! oppa! oppa! by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. From the outside, Uchiha Sasuke looks like the stereotypical boy that needs counseling. On the inside, he's actually a softie that likes Korean girl bands.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4126 - Favs: 3,411 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Kodak Moments by dance of isis reviews
o2. "You kicked a puppy? How could you?" For Neon Genesis. SASUSAKU. Sequel to The Pinkish Green Saga. One-shot anthology.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008
Heated by BlushingLotus reviews
"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
mad love by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura kissed a girl and she liked it. Maybe. She's not too sure. And she really hopes Sasuke won't mind it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet Talk by WriteOnTime reviews
For two years, Edward's been longing for more with his pretty boho classmate, Bella Swan. The school V-Day dance is his big chance to make a move - if he can just figure out exactly what a "move" is. AH/Canon Couples. O/S for Cupid's Little Ficsters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
dirty talk by the blanket reviews
CRACK. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU. "So Sasuke-kun," Sakura began, as she did her very best to compose herself. "Let's talk about sex."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
table talk by the blanket reviews
AU. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU with a side of ITACHI. In which two is company and three is clearly a crowd. Really, it was all Sasuke's fault, anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nothing Like the Sun by snappleducated reviews
Casey and Derek attempt to be a couple. This involves browsing for chastity belts on eBay, traumatizing the entire family, dubious school projects, seedy motel rooms, the abuse of aspirin, failed seductions, and even more pancakes.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Scar Tissue by CharLots reviews
After a terrible battle in which Sasuke saves Naruto's life, the two are brought back to Konoha, barely alive. But even as their bodies heal, they find out there are some wounds no amount of chakra can mend. A/U SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,749 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
word war one by the blanket reviews
Sakura and Sasuke engage in a Battle of Wits. Sadly, only one of them is armed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wordless by seleneswan reviews
Because actions speak louder. Valentine's Day Oneshot. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
locking rhythm with hearts by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. “I know I said I’d try, Sasuke-kun—but if you continue like this, my heart can only take so much.” “I’ll get you a new heart, then.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Overly Critical by snappleducated reviews
Someone needs to knock a few Chuck Norris jokes into Ye Olde England. — AmericaEngland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reasonably Attractive by snappleducated reviews
Casey had somehow destroyed the barrier between fighting and making out. Which wasn’t all that terrible, really, considering how much they fought. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
mating calls by the blanket reviews
CRACK. SasuSaku. “What? No. No—I refuse to believe that with all that woman’s gifts, you were looking at her hat.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Always Tomorrow by snappleducated reviews
Casey seduces Derek through the cunning use of pancakes. And skimpy maid outfits. But mostly pancakes. — CaseyDerek
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Out of Tune by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Like a spell, he spiraled into one of his own cliché romances.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
those sunshine days by precarious mind reviews
.:au.sasusaku.naruhina:. "Hi. My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I work in a bar downtown, my best friend is an asshole, and I was kind of a jerk to you." Sasuke and Sakura play their hands at matchmaking; Hinata and Naruto can't afford to complain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
On the Contrary by snappleducated reviews
In which Luna and Draco find themselves temporarily engaged. Luna does not particularly care. Draco throws a tantrum. Pansy is on the warpath, Hermione is outraged, Ginny is mocking, Ron is amused, and Harry is just horny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
he said by the blanket reviews
Sasuke, Sakura, and all that lies between. “I have never expected anything from you. That would have been the height of all foolishness, and say what you want about me, but I was never that. With you, Sasuke-kun, I only ever hoped.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Your Bed or Mine? by Uchiha Itachi - Uchiha Mika reviews
Sakura didn't expect her sister's wedding to turn her life upside down. When she and Sasuke had been teenagers, Sasuke had been the perfect boy next door and Sakura's crush. But Sakura's over him..until he proves that the perfect boy is ALL man now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,477 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
a farmer's dozen by the blanket reviews
AU. FLUFF. CRACK. SasuSaku. In which—despite being His Own Worst Enemy—Sasuke still manages to get his mack on. “I, uh, really like the way you shuck your corn.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
young and awkward by the blanket reviews
SasuSaku. “I kind of want to fall in young, awkward love with you.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blame It On The Bed by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot - Sasuke makes Sakura angry with him and must suffer a week without her. He soon finds out what a terrible fate that is, for one who doesn't entirely know how good he has it. Rated T just in case
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Induced with Madness by snappleducated reviews
LWD does The Princess Bride. Sam breaks the fourth wall, Truman dies a couple times, Casey demands a different romantic lead, and Derek keeps on cheating. Yes, there’s still a lot of UST.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
For Reasons Unknown by snappleducated reviews
It would take exploding pee, a jammed elevator, and phone-sex on conference call to get these two together. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Etch A Sketch by BananaphoneBob reviews
Who would've thought that such a pointless, random object could cause so much love? SasuSaku one-shot R&R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Taken to Extremes by snappleducated reviews
The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
kiss me through the phone by the blanket reviews
CRACK // FLUFF. SasuSaku. “Sakura? Did you pass out? Yell if you’re being molested.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 4,239 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Benefits to Elopement by snappleducated reviews
Derek and Casey get married. Or they try to. It’d help if they stopped filing for divorce halfway through exchanging vows. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
The anonymous ones by The Loser Lord reviews
AU. SASUSAKU. 'Aw! Why do guys have to be so unsmooth! Sakura chan, help me' what does anonymity do? Absolutely nothing. 'Dude, completely clueless! I'll so you how a natural Hitch does this.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Per se by The Loser Lord reviews
AU. Crackish. Dialogues. 'Vampires are so lame...yes even the sparkly, gentlemanly ones too.' Part II of Lover Elections.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
The Lipstick Records by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU. And then, as he’s leaning against the fridge, smirking in that brooding, sexy, amusing kind of way, he says, “I like your red lipstick.” And it was just so hot coming out of his mouth, so what I said next totally ruined it. "I like yours too."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
JxHQ: Snuff by princessebee reviews
An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Candy Explosives by snappleducated reviews
In which Black Star is asymmetrical and Kid suffers from massive internal bleeding.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Black Star, Death The Kid - Complete
The Uchiha Elections by The Loser Lord reviews
Hop on the boat, come out and vote. –SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Firemen and Pyromaniacs by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Wherein three girls discuss the biggest news in all of Konoha. Beware, the fan girls go crazy when Sasuke dear starts dating. SASU/SAKU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
XXX by snappleducated reviews
Allen and Lavi discover something horrible—Kanda likes Lenalee. They respond to this by pushing him out a fourth-floor window and into the manure pile. And it just goes downhill from there.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
crossing lines by desmonstres reviews
because there's a thin line between love and hate, and she knows it best. sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
whips and tips by the blanket reviews
Dialogue. Innuendo. CRACK. SasuSaku. “You really can’t wrap your lips around it? Not even the tip? Tsk. You’ve disappointed me, Sakura.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Dating Game by the blanket reviews
[cowritten with ohwhatsherface] “Aa.” Kakashi’s lone eye crinkled in amusement. “It would appear that the two of you are doing ‘The Dating Game…”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
DCU: Quality Time by princessebee reviews
The lair is being fumigated and Joker and Harley have to find somewhere else to stay. Will the various Rogues of Gotham take kindly to the two clowns dropping in for a sleep-over? Pure crack and playful humour kids! Chap 6: The Riddler! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,124 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
hearts and halves by the blanket reviews
50 sentences. And he whispers poetry against the peach paleness of her skin—white hills, white thighs, a world in surrender—marveling at the dips and curves of her body’s own geography.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
summer lovers by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If You Play Your Cards Right by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Reality can be so much better than a stupid fairytale. Sasu/Saku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cafe by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Because sometimes, there are more interesting things in cafes than the coffee.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seeking Forever by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. It's not stalking. Really, it isn't. It's merely observing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reverse by Leanne Ash reviews
OneShot. SasuSaku NaruSaku. Conflicted at a crossroad: a love long sought after, or one hidden in the sidelines. For Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke, getting what you want most doesn't ever come easy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
JxHQ: Satisfaction by princessebee reviews
A naughty little vignette set early in Joker and Harley's relationship. How far will she go for him - and what kind of satisfaction does she get from it? Warnings for sexual references.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
I Think I'm Paranoid by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. “You know,” she rolled her eyes as obviously as she could, “Paranoia isn’t very attractive.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
loving is a freaking art by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. It's the chase, isn't it? The thrill of the chase. You're bored. Your brother is dead and now you have no one to chase, so you're chasing me. Right? I'm right, aren't I? It's the chase. Well screw you, Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
and this is where we start by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Ailey. SasuSaku. A series of sort—of love letters between Sasuke—Demon Spawn—and Sakura—the Kleptomaniac Shrew. Every relationship needs a beginning, and it's not love, if there's no hate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snakes and Sexy by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Maybe you should just stick to the whipped cream and handcuffs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
frozen watermelons by arabesque05 reviews
In which Sakura wants to be most precious in someone's heart, and Sasuke tries to oblige. Not all love stories are romances because some are better. [sasusaku] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
of course by desmonstres reviews
She just couldn’t reject him because the man who had just proposed was Uchiha Sasuke. And Uchiha Sasuke doesn’t propose to just anyone on a whim. SasuSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
like a heart that stumbles onto knowledge by arabesque05 reviews
Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
sealed in wax by arabesque05 reviews
Five things Elizabeth Bennet never wrote Fitzwilliam Darcy. Not quite love letters, but he reads them as such anyway. Of Crayola and Tigger and sawing off testicles. [p&p]
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
stargazing, hernias, and other voyeuristic things by arabesque05 reviews
The Hyuuga heir and the Uchiha heir and Sai No Last Name all go out for ramen Thursday nights, where they talk of many interesting things. Like Kakashi and Jiraiya approved subjects. Not all of which are conducive to sanity. [crack!fic of Team 7 love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Sai, Kakashi H. - Complete
Of Kunai and Grandchildren by Iulia reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]And you try to imagine them – her grandchildren – that is. And in your mind, they’re all black haired and green eyed and they look suspiciously like you.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Cupcake Tops Sasuke by desolate butterfly reviews
[drabble, crackfic] Sasuke thought that he would be able to top the innocent looking cupcake with its sweet sweet frosting. But he was so very wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Java Cup by arabesque05 reviews
Coffee on Thursday mornings and Tuesday afternoons. Maybe that's enough for her, and maybe it's not. But she smiles, talks, laughs and he walks her home, and that is the currency of hope. [SasuSaku] [AU]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
When You Were Young by desolate butterfly reviews
[ItaSasu, preUchiha massacre] Itachi is babysitting and Sasuke is upset. There's nothing more annoying than a sniffling Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Family Thing by desolate butterfly reviews
AU, SasuSaku, ItaSasu crack What if Itachi never killed his clan? Well, then he'd just have to find other ways of being evil, wouldn't he.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cold Comfort by desolate butterfly reviews
[SasuSaku, Team Seven fic] Sakura drops by Sasuke's house during a snow storm, and he deals with that the best way he knows how.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Catharsis by Iulia reviews
[SasuSaku] [Catharsis] a sudden emotional breakdown or climax that constitutes overwhelming feelings of great pity, sorrow, laughter or any extreme change in emotion that results in the renewal, restoration and revitalization for living.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Warm Like This by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Yondaime fic] Kakashi's bad fashion choices somehow lead to a tender moment between Obito and Rin.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Torune, Rin - Complete
And Fortune Smiles by the blanket reviews
[oneshot. SasuSaku with others implied. slightly AU.] It was only a fortune cookie, something made in a factory, not a temple. No reason at all to suspect that anything that stupid strip of paper said was true. But that didn’t quite stop her from hoping.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
At the Beginning by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven ficlet] Sakura sees something as a child that will change her path for the rest of her life. Story takes place before the opening of Naruto while characters are 5 to 6 years old.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Defense by desolate butterfly reviews
[SasuSaku, drabble] An enemy insults Sakura in front of Sasuke. It turns out to be a very bad move.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fix You by desolate butterfly reviews
[A NaruSakuSasu ficlet] Sakura's job as a medicnin takes its toll. Sasuke and Naruto try to help her as best they can.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hunter's Moon by Tempestt reviews
Bardock has reached his maturity and must complete a Hunt to become a warrior. However his Prey is more alluring than he bargined for.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,448 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lullaby and Goodnight by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Seven centric. Slight NaruSakuSasu implications.] Babies and Naruto do not mix.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Weekend Lovers by Enula reviews
Kagome's family is going away for the weekend, leaving Inuyasha in charge of looking over Kagome and the shrine. What could possibly pop up? I'm hoping to make this different than a lot of other stories...though I just may raise the rating to R later on.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,201 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Uchiha Restoration by Dr. Breifs Cat reviews
As Sasuke faces the uncomfortable task of restoring his clan, Sakura faces the equally uncomfortable prospect of marriage without love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,416 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Complete
Happy Father's Day, Daddy by Enula reviews
Bra learns about Father's Day from Pan, and wants to get Vegeta something special. No one's able to take her anywhere, so she decides to make something of her own. Bra doesn't have the best of luck in her opinion , but her daddy loves it all the same.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Vegeta, Bra - Complete
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Family Matters reviews
A collection of stories revolving around Sasuke, Sakura, and their life as a new family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,868 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
It's a Swivel Chair reviews
The problem arises when Naruto sits...then it becomes a matter of ordering a new chair online
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Fire Will Rise reviews
Murders invade Konoha, and it's up to Sasuke and Sakura to solve the mystery before one of them goes up in flames.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
in the stars reviews
A year later and still going strong. A sequel to TO THE MOON
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Annoyance of Change reviews
Not everyone is happy Sakura has changed. Sasuke has some choice words for her
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
LoveMonth reviews
16- "What exactly was in that sumatra Sakura drank?" Maybe the red eye HADN'T been the way to go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,321 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Drink Like You Mean It reviews
Fun stories involving Sasuke & Sakura. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
to the moon reviews
Sasuke was never traditional about anything, Sakura knew ...but she would always relish the romantic, traditional, toe-curling kisses Sasuke gave her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Think I'm in Lab With You reviews
Nothing says 'I Love You' than radiation poisoning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Board reviews
One night can do wonders
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Just Like in Horror Movies reviews
sit back, and enjoy the horror.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Coin's Two Sides reviews
Naruto is sighted as the new threat in Konoha, and only Sasuke and Sakura can save their friend from a death sentence. But the question lingers: Is Naruto as innocent as he looks, or have they been interacting with a killer all this time?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Heart Game reviews
Sometimes the heart knows more than their owners. In this case, Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete