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Hey, darkbunnies here. I just wanted to say, Welcome to my profile. here you will find magical sayings, quotes, story's, jokes, copy and paste's, and other random stuff. Lets get started!!!
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever called one of your friends Mom on accident, copy and paste this on your profile.
If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
It's dark in here, and I hear laughing.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, asshole?
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
"I vill now destroy da snickahs bahrs!" -Gazzy
"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy
"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max
"In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world." -Max
"Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it." -Max
"You know what I like about New York? It's full of New Yorkers who are freakier than us." -Gazzy
"I must have cookies." -Max
"My favorite? The Institute for Realizing Your Pet's Inner Potential. Anyone who can explain that to me, please drop a line." -Max
"I don't know about the rest of you who have little voices, but something about mine made me feel compelled to listen to it." -Max
"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max
"Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can." -Max
"Nah - this is too original for Hollywood. They do sequels." -Max
"How did they even know we were up here? Who looks up into a tree?" -Gazzy
"In this store, he'd exchanged his basic black ensemble for a slightly different basic black ensemble." -Max
"Hmm. Clear vainilla notes, too sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A decent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good-hearted cookie, not pretentious." -Max
1.YOUR REAL NAME
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
7. YOUR HIPPIE NAME
Pick 12 Maximum Ride characters and list them here
11. Dr. Martinez
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Angel and Dr. Martinez. not about them. with them in it though. that would be quite an interesting idea...
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Gazzy. um, more little kid cute than hot. maybe when he is older.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Lissa and Ella. well, i would wonder how in the name of hell they met, then wonder how in the world that happened. lissa would freak, and ella... i suppose she would go with it...i mean, her sister has wings...i assume she would just not question and go with anything at this point...
4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Sam. Yep. they will either make him annoying or evil. i will try to make him nice and non-annoying.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Nudge and Angel. Maybe. If Angel was older. And a lesbian. I prefer Niggy.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Fang/Sam or Fang/Voice? Fang/Sam because the Voice isn't exactly alive... although i hate the idea of fang/sam.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?
Jeb, Nudge and Lissa? i assume he would just back out slowly, or grab nudge and get out of there.
8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Max/Voice.. The voice has been getting max into more and more trouble. what lengths will she go to to finally know who it is and get rid of it?( i know, not too good.)
9. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Iggy/Ella? yes! so freaking many! makes me sad. i like niggy.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Jeb/Lissa. Hurt/comfort? thats hard...not human? idk. i mean, he could comfort her about the fact that fang left...thats freaking hard!
11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Ella? um...anything but ordinary by Avril Lavigne.
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Iggy/Angel/Lissa. Warning: femslash and pedophilia.
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (6).
Iggy and Jeb are in a happy relationship until Jeb runs off with Gazzy. Iggy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Dr. Martinez and a brief unhappy affair with Lissa, then follows the advice of Fang and finds true love with Angel.
What title would you give this fic?
brain explodes* I have no idea. probably screwed up story.
15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
16. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four kiss One?
Gazzy to kiss Iggy? Gazzy finds out he's gay, And seeks out Iggy for help ;)
17. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Dr. Martinez? not that i know of...
18. What might Ten scream at a moment of great happiness?
The Voice? You've done it Maximum! You have saved the world!
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
The Voice to use on Nudge? Maximum, go tell Nudge she's hot. i could picture that in my head...
20. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Nudge/Gazzy/Fang...NickiJacen might as a joke when she's bored lol.
21. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Gazzy invites Max and Ella to dinner. Gazzy farts and atomic bomb and they all choke and die
22. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
Sam tries to get Fang to yoga...Fang flies away extremely weirded out
23. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Iggy or Angel? Iggy. I love him! And Angel's slightly evil. but mostly because I
24. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
Nudge and Jeb are making out. The Voice walks in. Goes back to Max's head.
25. 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Max falls in love with Angel. Ella is jealous. my head hurts now...probably...dododo...Ella...would...run out screaming?
26. 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
Gazzy jumps me. Who rescues me? The Voice, Nudge, or Jeb. Probly Jeb so he could experiment on me. If he is accually evil that is.
27. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Iggy decides to start a cooking show. It goes amazing and everyone loves him.
28. 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Max has to marry either Ella, Gazzy, or Sam. She chooses Sam.
29. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Jeb kidnaps Nudge and demands something from Fang for her release. Max.
30. You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
Iggy or Angel? IGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
The Voice challenges to a chariot race. He's on crack and bored.
32. Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Gangs up on Max. No, because I've read many fanfics about that. but soon they would want her back and she would be all like, NO! and they would be all like, :(
33. Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Nudge and the Voice's wedding (the pick up line seemed to work) except for Ella. She reacts by not wanting to go in the first place
34. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight nine!! hahahahahaha, that's lame. But Siriusly...why is Angel afraid of Jeb? Because he's trying to experiment on her!
35. 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
The Voice? It goes oddly
36. 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Iggy arrives late for Nudge and the Voice's wedding. He's late because he's madly in love with Nudge
37. 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Fang and Sam get drunk...they get into a huge fight. (eats popcorn while watches)
38. 3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Max, Ella, Angel, and Gazzy all go to the zoo for Ella's bday party. Goes good til gazzy esplodes and gets kicked out of the zoo. they get her some books, some DVDs, a puppy friend for mongolia, and concert tickets.
39. Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
They're protesting me writing all these weird parings. or attemting to kidnap Iggy ;)
40. 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Sam murders Nudge's bff. She kills Sam
41. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?
Angel & Iggy...they both save themselves because Angel can mind control the danger to stop being dangerous...unless it doesnt have a mind, then your stuck with a hot blind kid and a 7 year old... in that case, they are both screwed.
42. Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
43. 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Fang is trapped in a cave and is rescued by the Voice. they both die cuz the voice doesnt exist
44. 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Max starts a day camp. It teaches kids how to kick eraser butt
45. 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Gazzy, Angel, and Jeb are doing the hokey pokey. Ella walks in. She joins
46. 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Iggy starts to write a fanfic where Sam and the Voice are going out. Nudge's reaction is to hurt Iggy. Badly.
47. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Jeb makes an apple pie. It probably not bad...he did have to cook when he wasn't evil.
48. 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Ella and Max go camping. Max flies to buy food.
49. If 2 and 3 started going out, would 12 be angry?
Nudge and Max...would Lissa be angry? No
50. (10) has been crushing on (2) for a while, that is until they figure out (2) likes (6). (10) runs off and meets (8) and (4) who tell them to talk to (7). They tells (10) to hook up with (1) until (2) kills (1) and ends up with (10).
The Voice has been crushing on Nudge for a while. That is until they figure out Nudge likes Angel. The Voice runs off and meets Ella and Gazzy who tell them to talk to Jeb. They tell The Voice to hook up with Iggy until Nudge kills Iggy and ends up with the Voice
What would the title of this stoy be?
50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
1, What color is your toothbrush?
white and blue at my house, purple at my friends house.
2, Name one person who made you smile today:
My friend Tahnee
3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
Math. Let me tell you, having math first hour is the worst idea in the world. My brain doesn't work until third hour.
4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Talking to my friend and her mom.
5, What is your favorite candy bar?
Hershey's chocolate bar.
6, Have you ever been to a strip club?
7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
This movie is stupid. (we are watching paranormal activity three)
8, What is your favourite flavor of ice-cream?
mint choc chip or cookie dough. both are amazing.
9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
10, Do you like your wallet?
yes. it has a penguin on it _
11, What was the last thing you ate?
12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
13, The last sporting event you watched?
14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
16, Ever go camping?
Yep. Much fun it is.
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
19, Do you have a tan?
sometimes. i get burned easy but then it turns into a slight tan.
20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
no! pizza is the bomb!
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
yeah. its fun to make bubbles.
22, What did your last text message say?
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
My friend Tahnee and a wall. so exciting.
26, What color is your watch?
black & silver (my ipod is my watch)
27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
kangaroos, koala's, and crocodiles
28, What is your birthstone?
29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
30, What is your favorite number?
31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
My friend, Alexa.
32, Any plans today?
Watch soul eater with my friend.
33, How many states have you lived in
Missouri. thats it.
34, Biggest annoyance right now?
The girl that sits behind me in child care. She's a freshman and is already pregnant, and she says that if it's not a boy, she will put it up for adoption -_-
35, Last song listened to?
Greatest Show Unearthed by Creature Feature
36, Can you say the whole alphabet backwards?
Yes. I was bored and learned it.
37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
I wish. I hate cleaning my room. I get spiders in there, and hate having to deal with them. im not afraid, i just hate the feeling of them crawling all over.
38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
my mooshoos (Olga Kay's shoes.)
39, are you jealous of anyone?
40, Is anyone jealous of you?
probly not. i dont have much to be jealous of.
41, Do you love anyone?
I love my dog. thats about it.
42, Do any of your friends have children?
They better not!
43, What do you usually do during the day?
random crap, mostly internet and talking to my friends and playing with my dogs
44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
yes, she almost broke my nose...>:(
45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
46, What color is your car?
dont have one, but my moms is blue and my dads is silver
47, Do you like cats?
kinda. I have three. Goose, Kitty, and King Charlemagne the Third (i named the last two. one at age 11 and one at age 12) i prefer dogs
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
yes, its so much fun! i love the boomerang. best ride ever
50, How did you get your worst scar?
I was fighting over a pair of scissors with my brother. it got physical. the scissors were in our hands and he pushed them to where they sliced downward on my middle finger and my ring finger. the ring finger sort of healed, the scar is almost invisible, but you can see the one on my middle finger.
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...In Remembrance to Sirius Black...
Gryffindor (The biggest heros in HP history as far as we know):
1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.
2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.
3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.
4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.
5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.
6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!
7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.
8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.
9. Gryffindors are attention whores.
Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters):
1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.
2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.
3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.
4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.
5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).
6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).
7. Why be normal? Or good?
8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.
9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.
10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.
11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk.
13. Voldemort needs prision bitches.
14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.
15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.
16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.
17. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.
18. Never wound what can kill you.
Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet):
1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way.
2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.
3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.
4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.
5. You think we're nice? That's cute...
6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.
7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.
8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.
9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?
10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.
11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.
12. Hufflepuffs know how to party.
13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?
14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.
15. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.
Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up):
Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.
1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.
2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.
3. I can kill you with my brain.
4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.
5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).
6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face.
7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book. (Get it, their smart and they know every insult in the book!)
8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.
9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. (Seriously over-educated.)
10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb.
Favorite band- oh, thats hard. let me think...as of now i have to say
Favorite song(right now)- Your gonna go far, kid by offspring. its a freakin awesome song.
Favorite show(s)- ICarly, Glee, Teen Titans, Invader Zim...the list goes on.
Favorite video game(s)- Guitar Hero 3. my brother broke that game. i was royally pissed.
Favorite movie- Harry Potter 7 part 2
Favorite food- pizza
Favorite book- Kiki Strike, Uglies, Maximum ride, harry potter, crypted hunters, all those series.
Favorite color- electric blue.
Favorite drink- Dr. Pepper. best soda ever.
Favorite store- Hot topic, Rue 21, or any book store.
Favorite shape- probably a triangle.
Favorite season- Spring and summer. Cold makes me sad.
Nicknames: Livy, Livykins, O.J, Bunny, Olive. ( i hate the last one.)
My real name- Olivia
Essentials- My kitty charlie/King Charlemagne the Third, my dogs, my computer, my ipod.
Favorite place- Disney World, Silver Dollar City (its an amusment park near where i live.)
People I hate- Anyone from twilight.
MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:
1. Do you think Iggy is hot?
yes. yes I do.
2. Did you cry when Ari died?
yes, i was in school at the time to. my teacher thought something was wrong with me XD
3. Do you think Fang is hot?
Meh. I guess.
4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?
sometimes. in the middle of class. when its dead silent.
6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?
hells yea! i thought it was too funny :D
7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?
yes, yes i did.
8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?
yep. i then had to make my brother get it for me as i ended up throwing it down the stairs.
9. Who is your favorite character?
10. Do you like Jeb?
Well...i dont hate him, i dont like him, im neutral.
11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?
more like, *reads it over then looks up from book* "... wait, what?" *re-reads the part* "... well, that was random. but, yay for not drowning... i guess."
12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?
13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?
Not as much with nudge. with angel, i was completly fed up. she was just a little brat.
14. Which book is your all time favorite?
probably MAX or STWAOES
15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
I'm just a kid by simple plan. I mean, the oldest ones are only 14/15. they are all pretty much still kids.
16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?
17. Who do you think the voice should be?
I'm not sure. Maybe its not anyone, and max is really crazy. that would be an interesting plot twist.
18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?
I can see it in my mind. Iggy is on drums. Max is lead singer. Fang is on guitar. Dylan(damn that boy! he broke fax up! but he is still in the flock.) on bass, Nudge on keyboard, and angel on back up vocals. Gazzy would...um...play the...triangle? I have no idea.
19. What bugged you the most about TFW?
Actually, i don't really hate that book. if i had to choose, i would say Brigid.
20. MIGGY or FAX?
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