Author has written 39 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Inception, Gladiator, Kane Chronicles, Flight 29 Down, Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, Twilight, Race to Witch Mountain, Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Terra Nova, Lemonade Mouth, Slumdog Millionaire, H2O: Just Add Water, Legend of Korra, Young Justice, Misc. Books, Pride and Prejudice, and Falling Skies.
Hey. I'm from California. I really like writing stories. Also, check out my Teen Ink profile here.
I'm back from the dead! Not literally. After taking a break (I know it was a long one), I have decided to return to fanfiction. Some of you may be wondering why I took a break. Well, fanfiction was swallowing up my life (not literally) so I decided to leave it for a week or so and then come back to it. That week turned into a month almost. But I'm back now. And I will continue to write fanfics. Sorry for the very long break.
I know it says up there that I have written a story for Twilight. But I am in no way a Twilight fan. Twilight fans, I respect your opinions. I'm just not into Twilight and I'm trying to make it better. By coming up with a rewrite!
Hey, it's me. I'm going away on a vacation for the rest of the month and like 5 days after, so I won't be around for awhile. I'll update as soon as I can!!
I am so pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Inception just one 1 MTV movie award!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And TWILIGHT won everything!!!!!!!!!!! That is really stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just 'cause all the guys take off their shirts they win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, I just needed to rant.
Kane Chronicles: Sanubis
Flight 29 Down: Melissa/Jackson
Eric/Melissa (can't stand Taylor/Jackson)
Harry Potter: Scorpious/Rose
Inheritance Cycle: Nasuada/Murtagh
Avatar: The Last Airbender: Mai/Zuko
Falling Skies: Tom/Anne
Terra Nova: Jim/Elizabeth
Josh/Skye(I don't really like this pairing...it's okay if they're a minor couple, but not the main one)
House of Anubis: Jara(I will cry if they're not together by season 2; also, I really don't like the fact that Mick is usually portrayed as a jerk. Jerome sees him that way, but that's because he's dating the girl he likes. Mick isn't a jerk, and Mara will never think of him that way.)
Peddie(They're really cute, plus they spent a lot of time together so...)
Jabian(Just became my OTP for HOA)
Hunger Games: Haymitch/Maysilee
Legend of Korra: Makorra
Young Justice: Spitfire
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.
Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
92% of teenagers would cry if Edward Cullen was going to jump of a building, copy and paste this into you profile if your one of the 8% that would shout "Jump Jump JUMP!!!!"
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Some words of wisdom:
Killers stab you in the head.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
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How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. (THEY KILLIN THEMSELVES!!!!!)
Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. (U GONNA GET FAT except from tha soda HAHAHA!!!!!)
Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (IMA GONNA ROB A BANK!!!! the pens, of course JUST TO PROVE I CAN!!!!!!! then ill return them nicely)
Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. (OOHH... SHINY...)
Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (HAHA!! UNPROPORTIONALNESS!!!!!!)
Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. (STUPID VAMPIRE GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!)
Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. (BLIND DRIVERS!!!!!)
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Things To Ponder:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
What disease did cured ham have?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?
Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?
How can something be both “new” and “improved”?
Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?
Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers
1.”Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
2.”The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?”
3.”Were you present when your picture was taken?”
4.”Were you alone or by yourself?”
5.”Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the
6.”Did he kill you?”
7.”How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?”
8.”You were there until the time you left, is that true?”
9.”How many times have you committed suicide?”
10. Q: “So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?”
11. Q: “She had three children, right?”
12. Q: “You say the stairs went down to the basement?”
13. Q: “Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?”
14. Q: “How was your first marriage terminated?”
15. Q: “Can you describe the individual?”
16. Q: “Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
17. Q: “Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
18. Q: “All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did
19. Q: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?”
20. Q: “You were not shot in the fracas?”
21. Q: “Are you qualified to give a urine sample?”
22. Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
Barbie's Letter to Santa:
Listen you fat little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at
So, here’s my holiday wish list for 1998, Santa.
l. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I’m
2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What
3. A REAL man — maybe GI Joe. I’d take Tickle-Me-Elmo over that wimped-out
4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away
5. Breast reduction surgery. I don’t care whose arm you have to twist, just
6. A jog-bra. To wear until I get the surgery.
7. A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don’t cut it. How about
8. A new, more 90’s persona. Maybe “PMS Barbie”, complete with a miniature
9. No more McDonald’s endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl.
10. Mattel stock options. It’s been 37 years — I think I deserve it.
Okay, Santa, that’s it. Considering my valuable contribution to society, I
Favorite PJO Quotes
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“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
“If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.”
“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”
“Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all.”
“Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum.”
“It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.”
“How did you die?" "We er...drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub.”
“The cafe windows wrapped all the way around the observation floor, which gave us a beautiful panoramic view of the skeleton army that had come to kill us"
“Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing.”
“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”
“Where's the glory in repeating what others have done?”
“God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”
“She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.”
"The chains of death can only be be melted by the fire of life"
The bible says always be prepared Amber, That's the boy scouts Amber and Fabian
Speak of the devil, Litterelly, I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames. What does it say? It's not repeatable... Jerome and Alfie
Falls out of chair in amazement *does it* Alfie
Tut Tut Fabian Tut Tut Amber
Are you insane? Yes, quite possibly Eric Sweet and Rufus Zeno
Just girl stuff, For girls. I can be really girly at times. Patricia
I'm sorry for spending all my dad's money, and for giving Mara a hard time at elections, and for thinking about David Bechkam even though I KNOW he's Victoria's... Amber
You did really well, and you din't pee your pants. so...Bonus! patricia
Oh, this is the girls toliets. I can see that now. Fabian
World domination to Victor is six people in bed by ten Alfie
I want to see my face in that toliet. I would love to see your face in the toliet. Victor and Alfie
Toliet duty! This is the fifth time this term!Alfie
I know! How about we do a story about a young girl who loses her parents in mysterious circumstances when they steal some treasure from an Egyptian pyramid. And then the girl was taught by a wierd guardian in a big old house! But then the guardian tries to stealthe treasure! And then the girl has to try to stop him. And then she gets help from some friends from the future. And they find the treasure. And the girl is really happy. And the friends are very rich. And they all live happily ever after. The end! Amber
Well how do you know (talking about cat experimentation)? I mean, what if someone was trying to make something, like, I don't know. Just off the top of my head... An elixer of life or something. It was just something I read in a book, that's all. Amber
There's bad. There's really bad. There's completely soul-whitheringly bad. And then there's you. Jerome
Oh no, not charity!! Jerome
Victor doesn't have a cat? Tell that to his cat. Amber and Nina
Frump. Freak. There are no words. Amber
Oh yeah. I mean no, it wasn't her it was me. I love to steal keys. Amber
Got it! Got what? Looks, brains, charms, you know. All those things you don't have Jerome. (points to skeleton) your girlfriends looking for you Rutter. Nina, jerome, fabian, jerome
What Mick? Touble in Maradise? Oh my gosh, that was clever!Amber
Why does the chosen day have to be the same day as our prom? The universe is so selfish, sometimes. Amber
Okay, ask me now, before there's an earthquake or a swarm of locusts or something that stops you from asking me! Nina
Victor stop! What are you doing? What does it look like I'm doing? I'm releasing an idiot. Trudy and Victor
Welcome to WeLoveMara Land. Population: Jerome! Alfie
Who are you going with Patricia? "I don't know, no one." "Good." "Good?!" "No! Not good, I mean, good, because, someone might ask you. Ehhhh... Fabian and Patricia
Do we have any ideas for Nina ...girls in Bikinis? I'll just put that down as a general wardrobe note. Jason Winkler and Jerome
Your're insane! Very observant, now go. Jason and Rufus
Nina, Will you go to prom with me? Yes. yes. Yes?! Yes! YES! Fabian and Nina
Adorible, Now i'm starving. Fabian just asked me to be his date for prom. No Way! I thought i was supposed to be going with Fabian! Oh... Haha! Patricia and Nina
You look- Ridiculous. I know. I was going to say beautiful. Fabian and Nina.
Whoa, is it hot in here? Nina to Fabian
This is my signed copy of Solar System is your Friend! Fabian
Do you think she really saw a G-O-S-T? Amber
I'm worried about you. Yeah, well, join the club. I'm worried about me too! Jason and Patricia
What was that? I don't know but it was way creepier than i was hoping. It sounded like a voice. Yeah, a voice. Or a moan. A deathbed moan. Of someone who really doesn't want to die. Well, that's...descriptive. Fabian and Nina
And then there was the time Jerome stole Mrs. Andrew's scarf because it smelled of her perfume and snuggled up in bed with it because he was missing his mum. Alfie.
Mara and Jerome, great acting, yeah. You could almost feel the hatred. Jason/Mr.Winkler
Mick and I have got ten of them already. He's so sweet. He lets me hang onto them, but I know he loves them. Amber
I would tell you, Amber, but I'm sure you'll make up something anyways. Fabian
Everyone thinks I'm crazy. Even I think I'm crazy. Patricia
What are you hiding? Tell me, or I'll go to Mr. Sweet and tell him that you're doing something weird and I don't know what it is. Or something. Amber to Nina
I'll take it to the grave. I never tell a secret. Amber
I can't believe you told Amber. She has a mouth the size of a...black hole. Fabian
Sshhh! Amber, what are you doing here? And what's with the heels? I didn't want to miss out on anything, and these are my lucky heels. Why aren't you wearing them? I can't actually run away in them. Fabian and Amber
Amber, what's with the cloves of garlic? This isn't Twilight! Fabian and Amber
Hello Trudy. Ice cream, brownies, yum yum. Yes, unlike you, Miss. Millington. I wasn't born yesterday. Now, what are you doing? I'm starving and i don't care about your stupid rules! I'm on a fridge raid! Amber and Victor
Things I am not to do at Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not attack my fellow classmates
51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area
Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear Impossible, Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater. Sincerely, Spongebob
EVER WONDER ...
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do we write stuff down, but type stuff up?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why do we drive in the parkway and park in the drive way?
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and post this on your profile and make someone else laugh!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Funny Phobias If you laugh at any of these, paste it in your profile!
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words Doctor: "You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Patient: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"
Androphobia- Fear of males A guy wakes one morning, "OMG!!!"
Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people You walk outside to your car and some old ladies walking down the street and you run inside screaming.
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful woman A guy looks at his fiance
Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting Teacher: "Bobby, it's time to SIT DOWN OR ELSE." Bobby: "It's alright, I'm not *yawn* tired, I'll stand."
Sophophobia- Fear of learning Mom: "Honey, what did you learn today?" Kid: "MOMMY!! DON'T SAY THE 'L' WORD!!!"
Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public A famous person. Signing autographs. Ouch.
Scolionophobia- Fear of school Kid: "But Mommy, you're a teacher, what do you mean you don't like school?" Mom/Teacher: "I can just hear all those fingernails on the chalkboard!!"
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!"
The pessimist sees the darkness of the tunnel, the optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel, the realist sees the train heading straight towards them, the engineer sees three idiots standing on the railroad track.
When you rearrange the letters:
THE MORSE CODE:
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
1: Have you ever read a one/three story? (Eddie/Amber) No.
2: Is number three hot? How hot? (Amber) She's pretty, I'll give her that.
3: What would happen if nine got six pregnant? (Jerome/Mick) I think I just died.
4: Have you ever read a three/five/nine story? (Amber/Victor/Jerome) No, and I wouldn't want to.
5: What would happen if twelve died in a hole? (Alfie) Everyone would be so sad and Amber would be in tears. Jerome would be extremely upset but he and Mara get together.
6: Do you recall reading a story about eight? (Mara) Just Mara? Then no. But if it was Jara, then a ton of those.
7: Do you think it would work out if two and eleven were dating? (Rufus/Patricia) Emoness. I really don't get what some people see in this ship.
8: What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve sex? (Nina/Rufus/Alfie) Nina would kick Alfie out of Sibuna and then be mentally scarred for the rest of her life.
9: Make up a summary for a three/ten fic. (Amber/Trudy) Amber wants to bake a cake for Alfie to prove how much he means to her. Fortunately, Trudy is there to help.
10: Five/nine or five/ten? (Victor/Jerome, Victor/Trudy) Um...less creepy one would be Victor/Trudy, I guess. Seriously though, that's just creepy.
11: Would two and six make a good couple? (Rufus/Mick) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
12: Is there anything as one/eight fluff? (Eddie/Mara) I guess, if you really like them.
13: Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Nina/Alfie) Unrequited Love
14: What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? (Trudy) Um...Victor, stop harassing the children! Honestly though, I've never heard Trudy scream. At all.
15: If you wrote a one/six/twelve, what would the warning be? (Eddie/Mick/Alfie) Um...Eddie, Mick and Alfie all talk about their girlfriends and discover they have more in common than they seem. Mature Language and Violence.
16: What would be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two? (Trudy/Rufus) Trudy doesn't even know Rufus exists. She'll probably slip him something in that dream box. Like, "I dreamt of you" or something like that.