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Joined 05-03-11, id: 2893819, Profile Updated: 08-22-12
Author has written 39 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Inception, Gladiator, Kane Chronicles, Flight 29 Down, Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, Twilight, Race to Witch Mountain, Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Terra Nova, Lemonade Mouth, Slumdog Millionaire, H2O: Just Add Water, Legend of Korra, Young Justice, Misc. Books, Pride and Prejudice, and Falling Skies.

Hey. I'm from California. I really like writing stories. Also, check out my Teen Ink profile here. http://www.teenink.com/users/DreamingOurWorld

8/22/12

I'm back from the dead! Not literally. After taking a break (I know it was a long one), I have decided to return to fanfiction. Some of you may be wondering why I took a break. Well, fanfiction was swallowing up my life (not literally) so I decided to leave it for a week or so and then come back to it. That week turned into a month almost. But I'm back now. And I will continue to write fanfics. Sorry for the very long break.

10/1/11

I know it says up there that I have written a story for Twilight. But I am in no way a Twilight fan. Twilight fans, I respect your opinions. I'm just not into Twilight and I'm trying to make it better. By coming up with a rewrite!

8/19/11

Hey, it's me. I'm going away on a vacation for the rest of the month and like 5 days after, so I won't be around for awhile. I'll update as soon as I can!!

6/8/11

I am so pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Inception just one 1 MTV movie award!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And TWILIGHT won everything!!!!!!!!!!! That is really stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just 'cause all the guys take off their shirts they win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, I just needed to rant.

Ships

Inception: Arthur/Ariadne

Dom/Mal

PJO: Percy/Annabeth

Tratie

Thuke

Chris/Clarisse

Silena/Charlie

Kane Chronicles: Sanubis

Zarter

Flight 29 Down: Melissa/Jackson

Daley/Nathan

Eric/Melissa (can't stand Taylor/Jackson)

Jory/Ian

Eric/Abby

Firefly: Kaylee/Simon

Rayne

Harry Potter: Scorpious/Rose

Hermione/Ron

Harry/Ginny

Draco/Astoria

Neville/Hannah

Percy/Audry

Inheritance Cycle: Nasuada/Murtagh

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Mai/Zuko

Aang/Katara

Sokka/Suki

Sokka/Yue

Falling Skies: Tom/Anne

Hal/Lourdes

Terra Nova: Jim/Elizabeth

Josh/Skye(I don't really like this pairing...it's okay if they're a minor couple, but not the main one)

Lucas/Skye

Maddy/Mark

House of Anubis: Jara(I will cry if they're not together by season 2; also, I really don't like the fact that Mick is usually portrayed as a jerk. Jerome sees him that way, but that's because he's dating the girl he likes. Mick isn't a jerk, and Mara will never think of him that way.)

Palfie

Pason

Amfie

Fabina

Peddie(They're really cute, plus they spent a lot of time together so...)

Pifie

Jabian(Just became my OTP for HOA)

Hunger Games: Haymitch/Maysilee

Gale/Madge

Katniss/Peeta

Legend of Korra: Makorra

Masami

Jinoochy

Young Justice: Spitfire

Chalant

SuperMartian

Torpedo


Month One

Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common thief.
Ariel walked on land for love and life.
Snow white barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat, and tears,
Because love means facing your biggest fears.

Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?

Edward:"Bella!"
Bella: "Edward!"
Me: "Oh shut up!!!!" Copy and paste this into you profile if you think Twilight is dum

92% of teenagers would cry if Edward Cullen was going to jump of a building, copy and paste this into you profile if your one of the 8% that would shout "Jump Jump JUMP!!!!"

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Copy and Paste if you belive thisMummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Copy and Paste if you belive this

Some words of wisdom:

Killers stab you in the head.
Boys stab you in the heart.
Friends stab you in the back.
But best friends don't carry any knives.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Spare me the ignorance)
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. (THEY KILLIN THEMSELVES!!!!!)

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. (U GONNA GET FAT except from tha soda HAHAHA!!!!!)

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (IMA GONNA ROB A BANK!!!! the pens, of course JUST TO PROVE I CAN!!!!!!! then ill return them nicely)

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. (OOHH... SHINY...)

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (HAHA!! UNPROPORTIONALNESS!!!!!!)

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. (STUPID VAMPIRE GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!)

Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. (BLIND DRIVERS!!!!!)

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.

Things To Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

What disease did cured ham have?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?

Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers
Journal, the following are questions actually asked of
witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses
given by insightful witnesses:

1.”Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?”

2.”The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?”

3.”Were you present when your picture was taken?”

4.”Were you alone or by yourself?”

5.”Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the
war?”

6.”Did he kill you?”

7.”How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?”

8.”You were there until the time you left, is that true?”

9.”How many times have you committed suicide?”

10. Q: “So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “And what were you doing at that time?”

11. Q: “She had three children, right?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “How many were boys?”
A: “None.”
Q: “Were there any girls?”

12. Q: “You say the stairs went down to the basement?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “And these stairs, did they go up also?”

13. Q: “Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?”
A: “I went to Europe, Sir.”
Q: “And you took your new wife?”

14. Q: “How was your first marriage terminated?”
A: “By death.”
Q: “And by who’s death was it terminated?”

15. Q: “Can you describe the individual?”
A: “He was about medium height and had a beard.”
Q: “Was this a male, or a female?”

16. Q: “Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which was sent to your attorney?”
A: “No, this is how I dress when I go to work.”

17. Q: “Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?”
A: “All my autopsies are performed on dead people.”

18. Q: “All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did
you go to?”
A: “Oral.”

19. Q: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?”
A: “The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m..”
Q: “And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?”
A: “No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
an autopsy.”

20. Q: “You were not shot in the fracas?”
A: “No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.”

21. Q: “Are you qualified to give a urine sample?”
A: “I have been since early childhood.”

22. Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for breathing?”
A: “No.”
Q: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?”
A: “No.”
Q: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
A: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Q: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
A: “It is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere.”

Barbie's Letter to Santa:

Dear Santa,

Listen you fat little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at
being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid
weather and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to
break it to ya Santa, but it’s definitely payback time! There had better be
some changes around here this Christmas, or I’m going to call for a
nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won’t wanna be around to smell it).

So, here’s my holiday wish list for 1998, Santa.

l. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I’m
sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits
gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and Velcro
up your butt?

2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What
bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imitation underwear to my
skin? It looks like cellulite!

3. A REAL man — maybe GI Joe. I’d take Tickle-Me-Elmo over that wimped-out
excuse for a boy toy Ken. And, what’s with that earring anyway? If I’m gonna
have to suffer with him, at least make him (and me) anatomically correct.

4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away
once he is anatomically correct.

5. Breast reduction surgery. I don’t care whose arm you have to twist, just
get it done.

6. A jog-bra. To wear until I get the surgery.

7. A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don’t cut it. How about
a systems analyst? Or better yet, a public relations senior account exec!

8. A new, more 90’s persona. Maybe “PMS Barbie”, complete with a miniature
container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips;
“Animal Rights Barbie” with my very own paint gun, fitted with a fake fur
coat, bottle of spray on blood and handcuffs; or “Stop Smoking Barbie”
sporting a Nicotrol patch and equipped with several packs of gum.

9. No more McDonald’s endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl.

10. Mattel stock options. It’s been 37 years — I think I deserve it.

Okay, Santa, that’s it. Considering my valuable contribution to society, I
don’t think these requests are out of line. If you disagree, then you can
find yourself a new doll next Christmas. It’s that simple.

Yours Truly,

Barbie

Favorite PJO Quotes

Copy paste to your profile if you like them too!

“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”

“If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.”

“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”

“Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all.”

“Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum.”

“It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.”

“How did you die?" "We er...drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub.”

“The cafe windows wrapped all the way around the observation floor, which gave us a beautiful panoramic view of the skeleton army that had come to kill us"

“Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing.”

“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”

“Where's the glory in repeating what others have done?”

“God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”

“She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.”

"The chains of death can only be be melted by the fire of life"

HOA QUOTES

The bible says always be prepared Amber, That's the boy scouts Amber and Fabian

Speak of the devil, Litterelly, I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames. What does it say? It's not repeatable... Jerome and Alfie

Falls out of chair in amazement *does it* Alfie

Tut Tut Fabian Tut Tut Amber

Are you insane? Yes, quite possibly Eric Sweet and Rufus Zeno

Just girl stuff, For girls. I can be really girly at times. Patricia

I'm sorry for spending all my dad's money, and for giving Mara a hard time at elections, and for thinking about David Bechkam even though I KNOW he's Victoria's... Amber

You did really well, and you din't pee your pants. so...Bonus! patricia

Oh, this is the girls toliets. I can see that now. Fabian

World domination to Victor is six people in bed by ten Alfie

I want to see my face in that toliet. I would love to see your face in the toliet. Victor and Alfie

Toliet duty! This is the fifth time this term!Alfie

I know! How about we do a story about a young girl who loses her parents in mysterious circumstances when they steal some treasure from an Egyptian pyramid. And then the girl was taught by a wierd guardian in a big old house! But then the guardian tries to stealthe treasure! And then the girl has to try to stop him. And then she gets help from some friends from the future. And they find the treasure. And the girl is really happy. And the friends are very rich. And they all live happily ever after. The end! Amber

Well how do you know (talking about cat experimentation)? I mean, what if someone was trying to make something, like, I don't know. Just off the top of my head... An elixer of life or something. It was just something I read in a book, that's all. Amber

There's bad. There's really bad. There's completely soul-whitheringly bad. And then there's you. Jerome

Oh no, not charity!! Jerome

Victor doesn't have a cat? Tell that to his cat. Amber and Nina

Frump. Freak. There are no words. Amber

Oh yeah. I mean no, it wasn't her it was me. I love to steal keys. Amber

Got it! Got what? Looks, brains, charms, you know. All those things you don't have Jerome. (points to skeleton) your girlfriends looking for you Rutter. Nina, jerome, fabian, jerome

What Mick? Touble in Maradise? Oh my gosh, that was clever!Amber

Why does the chosen day have to be the same day as our prom? The universe is so selfish, sometimes. Amber

Okay, ask me now, before there's an earthquake or a swarm of locusts or something that stops you from asking me! Nina

Victor stop! What are you doing? What does it look like I'm doing? I'm releasing an idiot. Trudy and Victor

Welcome to WeLoveMara Land. Population: Jerome! Alfie

Who are you going with Patricia? "I don't know, no one." "Good." "Good?!" "No! Not good, I mean, good, because, someone might ask you. Ehhhh... Fabian and Patricia

Do we have any ideas for Nina ...girls in Bikinis? I'll just put that down as a general wardrobe note. Jason Winkler and Jerome

Your're insane! Very observant, now go. Jason and Rufus

Nina, Will you go to prom with me? Yes. yes. Yes?! Yes! YES! Fabian and Nina

Adorible, Now i'm starving. Fabian just asked me to be his date for prom. No Way! I thought i was supposed to be going with Fabian! Oh... Haha! Patricia and Nina

You look- Ridiculous. I know. I was going to say beautiful. Fabian and Nina.

Whoa, is it hot in here? Nina to Fabian

This is my signed copy of Solar System is your Friend! Fabian

Do you think she really saw a G-O-S-T? Amber

I'm worried about you. Yeah, well, join the club. I'm worried about me too! Jason and Patricia

What was that? I don't know but it was way creepier than i was hoping. It sounded like a voice. Yeah, a voice. Or a moan. A deathbed moan. Of someone who really doesn't want to die. Well, that's...descriptive. Fabian and Nina

And then there was the time Jerome stole Mrs. Andrew's scarf because it smelled of her perfume and snuggled up in bed with it because he was missing his mum. Alfie.

Mara and Jerome, great acting, yeah. You could almost feel the hatred. Jason/Mr.Winkler

Mick and I have got ten of them already. He's so sweet. He lets me hang onto them, but I know he loves them. Amber

I would tell you, Amber, but I'm sure you'll make up something anyways. Fabian

Everyone thinks I'm crazy. Even I think I'm crazy. Patricia

What are you hiding? Tell me, or I'll go to Mr. Sweet and tell him that you're doing something weird and I don't know what it is. Or something. Amber to Nina

I'll take it to the grave. I never tell a secret. Amber

I can't believe you told Amber. She has a mouth the size of a...black hole. Fabian

Sshhh! Amber, what are you doing here? And what's with the heels? I didn't want to miss out on anything, and these are my lucky heels. Why aren't you wearing them? I can't actually run away in them. Fabian and Amber

Amber, what's with the cloves of garlic? This isn't Twilight! Fabian and Amber

Hello Trudy. Ice cream, brownies, yum yum. Yes, unlike you, Miss. Millington. I wasn't born yesterday. Now, what are you doing? I'm starving and i don't care about your stupid rules! I'm on a fridge raid! Amber and Victor

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Impossible, Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater. Sincerely, Spongebob

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do we write stuff down, but type stuff up?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why do we drive in the parkway and park in the drive way?

If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and post this on your profile and make someone else laugh!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Funny Phobias If you laugh at any of these, paste it in your profile!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words Doctor: "You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Patient: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"

Androphobia- Fear of males A guy wakes one morning, "OMG!!!"

Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people You walk outside to your car and some old ladies walking down the street and you run inside screaming.

Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful woman A guy looks at his fiance

Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting Teacher: "Bobby, it's time to SIT DOWN OR ELSE." Bobby: "It's alright, I'm not *yawn* tired, I'll stand."

Sophophobia- Fear of learning Mom: "Honey, what did you learn today?" Kid: "MOMMY!! DON'T SAY THE 'L' WORD!!!"

Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public A famous person. Signing autographs. Ouch.

Scolionophobia- Fear of school Kid: "But Mommy, you're a teacher, what do you mean you don't like school?" Mom/Teacher: "I can just hear all those fingernails on the chalkboard!!"

Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!"

The pessimist sees the darkness of the tunnel, the optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel, the realist sees the train heading straight towards them, the engineer sees three idiots standing on the railroad track.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

1. Eddie

2. Rufus

3. Amber

4. Joy

5. Victor

6. Mick

7. Nina

8. Mara

9. Jerome

10. Trudy

11. Patricia

12. Alfie

1: Have you ever read a one/three story? (Eddie/Amber) No.

2: Is number three hot? How hot? (Amber) She's pretty, I'll give her that.

3: What would happen if nine got six pregnant? (Jerome/Mick) I think I just died.

4: Have you ever read a three/five/nine story? (Amber/Victor/Jerome) No, and I wouldn't want to.

5: What would happen if twelve died in a hole? (Alfie) Everyone would be so sad and Amber would be in tears. Jerome would be extremely upset but he and Mara get together.

6: Do you recall reading a story about eight? (Mara) Just Mara? Then no. But if it was Jara, then a ton of those.

7: Do you think it would work out if two and eleven were dating? (Rufus/Patricia) Emoness. I really don't get what some people see in this ship.

8: What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve sex? (Nina/Rufus/Alfie) Nina would kick Alfie out of Sibuna and then be mentally scarred for the rest of her life.

9: Make up a summary for a three/ten fic. (Amber/Trudy) Amber wants to bake a cake for Alfie to prove how much he means to her. Fortunately, Trudy is there to help.

10: Five/nine or five/ten? (Victor/Jerome, Victor/Trudy) Um...less creepy one would be Victor/Trudy, I guess. Seriously though, that's just creepy.

11: Would two and six make a good couple? (Rufus/Mick) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

12: Is there anything as one/eight fluff? (Eddie/Mara) I guess, if you really like them.

13: Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Nina/Alfie) Unrequited Love

14: What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? (Trudy) Um...Victor, stop harassing the children! Honestly though, I've never heard Trudy scream. At all.

15: If you wrote a one/six/twelve, what would the warning be? (Eddie/Mick/Alfie) Um...Eddie, Mick and Alfie all talk about their girlfriends and discover they have more in common than they seem. Mature Language and Violence.

16: What would be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two? (Trudy/Rufus) Trudy doesn't even know Rufus exists. She'll probably slip him something in that dream box. Like, "I dreamt of you" or something like that.

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Seddie oneshots by shana852963 reviews
A series of onshots based on random words centered around the Seddie relationship
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 410 - Words: 577,203 - Reviews: 2146 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
The Legacy of the Headband by Golden Solidus reviews
When Aang masqueraded as Kuzon for a few days and mysteriously disappeared after throwing a secret dance party, his actions changed the small Fire Nation school. Societal messages abound. Includes On Ji, Shoji, Hide,and others. Reviews always appreciated. Story will be updated when possible. Follow and enjoy!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,325 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Kuzon, On Ji, Hide, Shoji
If She Knew by CG07 reviews
What if Ahsoka could see what had happened before it happened. How would things change. What could she do in order to prevent it? How far would she go? Only one way to find out. Lux/Ahsoka pairing
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,199 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ahsoka T.
Teach First by Lazarus76 reviews
Its a new semester at JE Fox High School. Except Vice Principal Arthur isn't ready for it...especially for the new free-spirited Art teacher...
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 63,078 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne
Heroes Season Five Volume 6: Brave New World by LVCEBREROS reviews
This is my continuation of Heroes Season Five/Volume Six: Brave New World. I OWN NOTHING but the Originally Created Characters. I wrote this for entertainment purposes and it's what I would've liked to have happened. I HOPE EVERYONE LIKES IT!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 89,794 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 8/2/2010
Never A Dull Moment by uniqueinkblots reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles/short one-shots, all Peddie centric. They are of varying lengths, some with guest appearances by other HoA characters. (Each chapter stands alone so don't be daunted by the large number - it is possible to skip around. Come join the fun!) I am currently accepting prompts if requested. Drabble #121: "2014"
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 105,441 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Patricia W., Eddie M. - Complete
Worst Case Scenario by clcman reviews
Stranded. Trapped. Hunted. MIA and fighting for their lives. The Light finally decides to eliminate the Team once and for all. AU of "Usual Suspects."
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 112,580 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012
The Courage To Face A Scorpion by JPLE reviews
It was always going to take something drastic for Draco Malfoy to find himself - Astoria has nine months to be pregnant. Draco has nine months to be courageous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G.
It's Just a Dance by trustxbelieve reviews
Kendall & Jo have been friends since 5th grade. Their friendship may seem unconventional, but it's worked for them. However, will they let "just a dance" come between them, or will it help them realize what's been there all along?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,404 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Jo, Kendall
The Interference of Mr Collins by MerryChris reviews
What if Darcy had kissed Elizabeth after his first proposal, what if someone was there to witness this unusual lapse in Mr. Darcy's propriety? letter format. I am sure this has been done before but I wanted to do it anyway. Read and review!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,016 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011
Ashes by Jonquille Theravada reviews
A series of drabbles featuring Mai, because she's fantastic. Reviews are always appreciated.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Mai
PJO & Friends: Why You Be Hatin? by Haha bye reviews
This where I take characters from the Percy Jackson & The Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, and maybe other books and do a profile on why people don't like them and what they're accused of being. Interactive! Funny Scenarios! (Up for adoption.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,297 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011
Beneath The Skin by Lazarus76 reviews
A group of unhappy, disparate teenagers are thrown together at a unit. Conflicts, romance, and self-awareness develop. Teenage !AU Fic. Inspired by the film Manic.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 51,400 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne
Wake Up, The Dream Is Over by Lazarus76 reviews
A male model arrives at a house in Paris - little does he know that reality is better than the dream he lives in. Inspired by Angelofthemorning1978. Arthur/Ariadne
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 102,991 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Arthur, Ariadne
Spitfire Collection by TheRantDragon reviews
The early ones suck so feel free to start from the back and work forward until they stop being decent. Short drabbles and oneshots all centered around the Wally and Artemis pairing and/or the individual characters. Some are prompted by friends on Tumblr and some are purely my own doing. Ratings vary from K-T. Enjoy!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,613 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis
Keeping Up by ovp reviews
*Updated to one-shot collection* It's all the little things they do together that helps make them whole.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,076 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Arguments by Dragonclaw11 reviews
All the arguments the House of Anubis kids could possibly have, silly or serious. -Complete-
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Complete
Live, Love, Life by Dragonclaw11 reviews
"Hey Jerome. ...Are those...flowers?" "What? No. They're just, um...grass. Colorful grass."/ Mara and Jerome's memorable moments, put into short little one-shots.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Mara J., Jerome C. - Complete
Life on the Line by WiseWriter Cait reviews
What happens when you put the characters of House of Anubis in a Hunger Games world? Read as well as review this story to find out! Fabina, Neddie, Jabian, Jara, Peddie, Pifie. Rated T for just in case.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,985 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
Hotshot by Rachel1003 reviews
Artemis Crock is GBS's new hotshot field reporter. The Flash is Central City's hotshot superhero. Of course their paths would cross. AU. Spitfire. (Cover Art by TitanBeast on deviantART). Epilogue now up!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,007 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - [Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis] - Complete
Ignite by MelKitty reviews
"Or do you want to twist the knife in deeper? Do you get satisfaction from hurting me?" "Mara, Mara calm down I didn't mean-" Jerome started, getting up but she cut him off. "I hate you." she whispered stopping him dead in his tracks "I hate you much...
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,694 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Mara J., Jerome C.
You Just Make Me Happy by peddieforever reviews
Patricia and Eddie one shots, maybe some multis. Fluffy and cute, also funny. And because I love Peddie so much! Rated T just in case... These are scenarios for different possibilities on how the could get together. Don't like, don't read.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,764 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Patricia W., Eddie M.
Seven Reasons Why by halcyon calamity reviews
When Scorpius received a mysterious little white book, he never expected to learn about Rose Weasley, the girl who disappeared halfway through Seventh Year - or fall in love with her. Read with Scorpius about the seven people who broke her... and if she can still be fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,070 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Evolution of Soul Mates by Melissa Black13 reviews
Chapter 17: Anomaly - Scientists don't normally like anomalies, but Wally makes an exception in Artemis' case. A missing moment set in the middle of The Usual Suspects. Please review! XD
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,155 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash
House of Tanks, House of Lace by TrixieKrueger reviews
One of Patricia's belongings has gone missing and Eddie is behind it's disappearance. What she doesn't know or realize is that he may have stolen much more than she thinks, including her heart. Peddie. One Shot. Rated T for very mild themes. (Prequel request now added making it a two parter.)
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - [Eddie M., Patricia W.] - Complete
I Knew by I Write Sins Not Tragidies reviews
Eventually, they all knew. Well, most of them. Multi-chapter. Peddie, Patricia/Eddie.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Patricia W., Eddie M.
Dear Fanfiction! by MrsDracoMalfoy1022 reviews
The HP characters each get to write a letter. Mostly to you. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012
Illusion by Inscriber reviews
The Team awakens to find they aren't a team. Thier lives as superheroes were only a test to see how the teenage brain could cope with situations. As the teens try to fit into their real lives, they must accept that the simulation was a dream. Or is it?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,714 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012
Of Accidental Kisses by Dream.Big.Die.Free reviews
This, right here, right now, is the most awkward situation she's ever been in, Patricia decides, sitting in the passenger seat across from Eddie. Really, she didn't even know how she'd gotten there.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Eddie M., Patricia W. - Complete
Running After You by MewLuna reviews
After the famous Kid Flash saves a feisty cocktail waitress, Artemis, she is now determined to find out everything she can about this superhero. At least, she's would find the truth, if that annoying Wally West would leave her alone! Alternate Universe High T R&R!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,580 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Not Just a Bedtime Story by Watson-A-Name92 reviews
Eames tells a his children, along with Phillipa and James, about how he and the rest of the Dream Team met, their first job, and all the adventures in between. DomMal, EamesOC, ArthurAriadne
Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011
Behind Enemy Lines by Colouredsoul reviews
While Harry, Ron, and Hermione searched for Horcruxes, Neville, Ginny, and Luna were at the forefront of Dumbledore's Army. They fought the Death Eaters within Hogwarts, undergoing torture, abuse, and abduction. This is their story. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,742 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Ginny W., Neville L.
Both sides of the rose by galindaby reviews
The whole story of Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks - from the first meeting to their last day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 178,772 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
In the Beginning by Fish Stick Friday reviews
Often, writers write about the four boys being friends from the first time they met playing peewee hockey. What if that wasn't the case? Take a look at a different pre-BTR origins story.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,559 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 3/25/2011
More Than a Fan Girl by SpikeANDJerome reviews
Sequal to "Don't You Wish You Were Us?". How do Stella and Ray work as a couple? Why is Mo bothered by Charlie's friendship with a fan? Pairings: Stella/Ray, Wen/Olivia, Charlie/?, Mo/Scott?
Lemonade Mouth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 57,497 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Stella Y., Ray B. - Complete
I Knew by makoshark reviews
The story of Rose and Scorpius told from the POV of their friends and family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,940 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Try To Remember by McFlytheMusical reviews
A former student walks into Anubis house to find it abandoned. It has only been a few days, but it is dusty and cold. No clues have been left as to why this place was abandoned. What will he do? Will he ever find his friends? Moy, MickxOC, Jara, Fabina, Peddie, Amfie
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Mick C., Joy M.
Who Knew? by ShatteringDaybreak reviews
"If someone had told Ron Weasley in first year that he would end up marrying Hermione Granger, he would have punched them in the face." Various pairings throughout their Hogwarts years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Dear sixteen year old me, by MischiefManaged007 reviews
Harry Potter characters write letters of advice to their sixteen year old selves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
A Cruel Streak by IseeButterfly reviews
AU. / Lisa Reisert tries to survive the daily cruelties of the senior student Jackson Rippner. But when an unforeseen atrocity rips through the lives of both of them, they have to realize that even hate has limits.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,792 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011
Don't Think That I Don't Think About You, Too by chalantness reviews
for Echo101. Prompt: Kaldur and Raquel have a son, and Raquel doesn't know that Kaldur really isn't evil / Out of all of the decisions he's made and will have to make, he thinks this one will be the one he'll always hate himself for.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Kaldur/Aqualad, Raquel E./Rocket - Complete
New Ages by GriffinSky reviews
A story of reconstruction, because a world turned upside down cannot right itself in a day. Percy realizes this as he tries to deal with family, politics, and an investigation into ongoing Death Eater activities. Sequel to Proving Them Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,425 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Percy W., Audrey W.
Falling Tolerance by Dante Alighieri1308 reviews
"You're a Razor Back, Ben." I said with venom in my voice, "Nobody wants to be seen with you." He shook violently, filled with rage. "Then why are you hanging out with me?" he spat back. I paused, "Because I'm even worse then you. And I need a friend, just like you do." Slight A/U, follows entire first season.
Falling Skies - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,036 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Ben M., OC - Complete
A Picture is Worth by roysenal reviews
A hundred words. A hundred little unconnected one-shots.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 35,889 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
The Sound of Settling by Satellites on Parade reviews
When Bart Allen decides that spending a couple of weeks with Wally and Artemis is the best way to adjust to twenty-first century life, Wally is forced to adjust, too. It's going to take a while.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,761 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash
Everything For You by AndYetDuskFades reviews
They say that when death comes, it doesn't come alone. It comes bearing gifts, memories if you like – of the things you've done and the things you've seen; of the people and the faces that you love. All there to comfort you as you die.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,656 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Leah, Demetri - Complete
all those shadows almost killed your light by prettypinklips reviews
"Really, Korra, you can't expect me to just walk right up to the General of the United Forces and kiss him—mmph!" -— iroh ii/asami.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Asami S., General Iroh - Complete
What Happens When You Fall by xforeverlovex21 reviews
Sequel to 'Starting Over'. Eddie's read Patricia's book and is ready for her to start a sequel. But will the journey to their happy ending lead to another bittersweet reality? Review please! PEDDIE. Changed back to a multi-chapter as of 4/15!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Eddie M., Patricia W. - Complete
Call It A Bloody Stalemate by bluepianos reviews
It's that time of the month when Artemis can find herself fending off hormones, emotions and the lure of certain, red-headed Speedsters. T for light swearing.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,183 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Legacies by energetically.chary reviews
Before they became heroes in their own right, they were a team, the Young Justice. And this was their lives, their stories, their own legacy. A collection of one-shots and drabbles. T to be safe.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012
Distraction by Sammy-a-Seelie-fey reviews
Takes place after Salvage. Wally has to write the V-lit paper. But will a certain someone keep him from getting it done.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Cut off without Amends by NumberSixteen reviews
Skye is in a sticky situation after Terra Nova is cut off from 2149. Lucas is alive and Commander Taylor knows it and fears for the colony. Can Skye change Lucas's heart? Or will the walls never come down. Will Josh find out and fight for her too?
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,685 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Skye, Lucas T. - Complete
Now by HomeschoolGirl reviews
You knew them then. But how about ten years later? A HOA series of character oneshots.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012
Constellations by do i need a pen name reviews
The Weasley and Potter cousins make sure that life is never easy for their family. Their latest accomplishment? Ron's ongoing agony over the naming of his first grandchild. Why, oh why, did his Rosie have to marry into the Black family? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,462 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Verge by FoalyWinsForever reviews
Because betrayal is subjective. How Chris Rodriguez lost his mind, got it back, and got the girl… or maybe the girl got him. Quite T, for pretty much everything you can think of.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 144,919 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Chris R., Clarisse R.
The FBI: House of Anubis Style by melakhim reviews
Fabian's world is thrown into turmoil when the new FBI Agent, Nina, is assigned to be his partner after his former FBI partner, Joy, resigns. Things get complicated when Fabian develops feelings for Nina and finds out that Joy may have been kidnapped. AU.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Fabian R., Nina M.
Welcome To the Family by Schnickledooger reviews
Naturally when their families found out Wally and Artemis were a couple, they were supportive. Them moving into the same apartment together as soon as they were "of age"? Time for another Talk. Sex ed, death threats, hijinks galore! Spitfire and RoyxJade
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
House Of Ten Facts by Oceanmistsupporter reviews
Ten facts about the characters of House Of Anubis! Will have pairings like Fabina, Peddie, etc.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012
Pretty Dresses by Ellenka reviews
Six times Madge Undersee wishes to wear something else, and one time she doesn't. A collection of vaguely interconnected scenes, alternative or not, you decide.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,951 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Gale H., Madge U.
The Sorting Hat Adventures by Ferretess xxx reviews
All of our favorite characters are getting sorted. Will include Trio's time, before, and NextGen canon and noncanon characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 174 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Age Difference by sdjkhgdjksfnksdf reviews
Jinora is ten and she has a crush on Korra's Earthbending friend. Bolin is eighteen and not interested, but why is everyone treating it like, "Yeah, you're gonna end up together someday?" / / Timeline-Format / / Eventual Bolinora & Makorra
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Bolin, Jinora - Complete
Escape With My Heart by Lynx Larabellows reviews
Maddy Shannon only wanted her family to stay together. She did this because it was their only chance to leave behind a desolate wasteland and actually have a future. She never expected to be held captive or for her guard to be quite so charming. AU.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,532 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Maddy S., Reynolds
Potential by sydneysages reviews
Cato and Clove always had the chance to be something. Trouble is, she didn't realise it until it was too late. Clato.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Cato, Clove
Only For A Moment by thesecastlewalls reviews
He could see her cheeks flushed in the little light that the fire was providing and he wanted to laugh. Clove? Blushing? It wasn't a way of the natural world. "So you're jealous," he said shrugging. What happened the night before the tracker jacker scene.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
moments by ohlookrandom reviews
The first time they ever lay eyes on each other is their first day at training when they are ten. The second time they meet each other, she almost kills him.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Starting Over by xforeverlovex21 reviews
Patricia left for college in France, whilst Eddie went back to America. Years later, their paths cross and their friendship begins again. Will it develop into something more? Peddie. Review?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,861 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Eddie M., Patricia W. - Complete
Peddie OneShots by Abookworm17 reviews
Peddie one-shots, all unrelated unless I say otherwise. R&R! Ideas and requests are welcomed, so if you have any, PM me or leave it in a review! You will get a shout-out in that chapter!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Patricia W., Eddie M.
Osirion by I Write Sins Not Tragidies reviews
Eddie has run out on another date, all because of some Osirion feeling. And Patricia is not happy about it. Peddie ficlet. Enjoy.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Eddie M., Patricia W. - Complete
A Tenuous Quest by Carnett Rose reviews
More than the relief of completing the job, it's the gravity of the situation that hits him. Eames' thoughts as he watches Fischer complete the final leg of inception. One shot
Inception - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Eames - Complete
Shell Cottage by Aventure Is Out There reviews
Shell Cottage becomes a place of refuge for various members of the Order of the Phoenix during the war with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,820 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Fleur D., Bill W.
It's Not Me It's You Modern P&P by IAmNew reviews
It's a truth universally acknowledged that a girl; suffocated by a ridiculous mother, a mentally absent father, three estrogen enraged sisters, and a wonderful, yet horribly shy twin sister; would have to be witty to survive the family circus.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,929 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011
And Yet Dusk Fades by AndYetDuskFades reviews
If she could paint the world, she would color it black and white. Then everything would be simple.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,770 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Leah, Demetri - Complete
Fire Nation: Perspectives by Private Fire reviews
How did Zuko, Mai, Azula & Ty Lee turn out as they did? The older generation's affect on their childhood. Leads up to themes from "The Beach." Some themes explored are of a mature nature. Reader discretion is advised. Ozai/Ursa, Royal family, Maiko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,384 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Mai, Zuko
Friendship by Greenyfeathery reviews
The people of Anubis House all live in close proximity... It's not possible that there aren't any friendships made! Explore all the different friendships in Anubis House. SMALL hints of romance. One friendship per chapter. T for turtle!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012
Rebirth by pitt-writer7 reviews
The Na'vi say that everyone is born twice...
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,153 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Trudy C.
Like Him by I Write Sins Not Tragidies reviews
Mr. Sweet couldn't help be curious about Eddie's feelings toward Patricia. And so he asks. Little Eddie/Sweetie heart-to-heart with a little Peddie.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Eddie M., E. Sweet - Complete
Not My Girlfriend, You Numpties! by alicenotinwonderland reviews
A series of oneshots about various characters saving their girlfriends from situations ranging from serious to funny. Please read and review! Chapter 14: Katie and Oliver
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,349 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Katie B., Oliver W.
STRUCK by TrackRunner73 reviews
Annabeth Chase definitely did not plan on spending her summer traveling around the country with a bunch of other teenage criminals. Then again, she had never planned on becoming one in the first place. Percabeth AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,053 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
If this was a movie by LittleGlitterMonster reviews
Alfie, im sorry. You'll come back, right? Like if this was a movie? Love, Amber MULTICHAPTER
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Amber M., Alfie L.
If We Ever Meet Again by halcyon calamity reviews
Rose Weasley was the party girl of Hogwarts. That's why Scorpius Malfoy is shocked to discover her at the French School of Wizarding Law, and why she never studies: she's a bloody genius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Crash by Greathe reviews
"To an outside observer, Lily Evans didn't look particularly distressed." One-shot. Lily/James, but romance isn't the focus. Canon compliant, as far as I am aware.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
If Only You Could Save Me by Anonamus-A reviews
Sequel to If Only You Could Hear Me. Eddie is getting close to Sibuna, and Patricia is trying to keep him safe. Can they both get what they want? E/P multi-chap. The beginning's a bit odd. Sorry.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,785 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Eddie M., Patricia W. - Complete
My Lady Fair by Bryndwr reviews
Little Sam Marcos has a crush on Maddy, he challenges Mark for her hand. Maddy is amused. Fill for the TN Valentine's Day Battle over at the TN Fic Challenge community.
Terra Nova - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Reynolds, Maddy S. - Complete
When the Captain says my name by C.Watherston reviews
Because when there are bullets flying around ones head and people trying to kill you, putting an entire plan into a name is an important skill to have. A series of one-shots as each of the crew reflects on the way that the Captain says their name.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Mal
Conversation Hearts by Hathien Elebriwien reviews
A little O/W drabble in the spirit of St. Valentine -I think he'd approve. If you've read my "Games" story you'll know when it takes place, but otherwise it doesn't really matter.
Lemonade Mouth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Olivia W. - Complete
The Name by EmilyMarie15 reviews
"Well how about something manly… like Archibald… okay, I was kidding." A dialogue story where Harry and Ginny discuss what to name their children. Now includiing all 'Next Gen' kids. Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
All's Fair in Love and Revenge by pieface98 reviews
Revenge. That's all you need to know. Oh and that he totally desearves it!... I think. AU/Future Fabina. Slight Mickber and Jara in later chapters LINE BREAKS ADDED TO CHAP 4
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R.
You're not alone by Kari Weasley reviews
Eric is tired of being on the island and has decided to stay away from everyone at camp, but Melissa is still there to listen to him. One-Shot.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Eric, Melissa - Complete
One Wish by A Reviewing Reader reviews
"You know what I wish?" she whispers. "What?" he asks. "I wish I could be with you forever." She smiles, and he beams in reply. They edge closer and closer, meeting together with a perfect kiss. My entry to InkHeart4112's Challenge!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Mick C., Joy M. - Complete
Daddy Is So Going To Kill You by GingerBeast reviews
Lily, Al, and James Potter go back in time and meet... lots of people...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,896 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Lily Luna P., Albus S. P.
Together We Stand by MiaAndOak reviews
In the end, they were there for each other. All of them. They would be at one's throats, but they still had love. Now that's family.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2012
Last Day by dwellingonephemeraldreams reviews
Oneshot of Aang and Katara, 53 years later.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Stargazer by randomgenius reviews
Thousands of years passed; generations of mortal, deity, and creature all come and gone under the same sky.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012
The Eastern Rebellion by thebookunfinished reviews
The king was not expecting a resistance. What started out as mere hours would turn to a century of war.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sozin - Complete
Namesake by thebookunfinished reviews
It was all this and much more that made him honoured to be her namesake.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Iroh, Ilah - Complete
Empathy by thebookunfinished reviews
Something unexpected happened when he landed on Fire Nation soil.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sokka - Complete
Endless Endless Ocean by thebookunfinished reviews
He remembered a time when he loved sailing.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Zuko - Complete
Search for the Bathroom by FanfictMONSTER reviews
Lame excuses, Eddie...;
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Patricia W. - Complete
Anubis Takes A Journey to the Center of the Earth by pieface98 reviews
Mutti Chapter version of my one shot dedicated to Sibuna-Club-Fabina-Forever4569 summary: They all had their moment.All ten of them. The moment when they were positive they were going to die.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Nina M., Fabian R.
When It Happens by jjpeachjuice reviews
A drabble centred on Josh's thoughts in Occupation when Lucas comes into Boylan's. Josh-centric with Josh/Skye friendship. Rated T for language.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Josh S. - Complete
Not Punctuation by WhisperedSilver reviews
Annabeth takes her first step onto the path of becoming a woman...two hours after Percy falls from the St. Louis Arch. Now expanded, with a new girl every chapter!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Search by InkHeart4112 reviews
What happens when 4 years after high school Patricia's son ask who his father is? Nina convinces Patricia to go on a search for him. The catch? She doesn't know who he is. Drama, romance, friendship, humor, and the mystery of the unknown Daddy Williamson!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,130 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Patricia W. - Complete
Who Would Win in a Duel? by Ferretess xxx reviews
Fred and George host a game show where they talk about who would win in a duel. Also, readers get to review on who they would vote for. Mrs. Figg is a character because she shows up in nearly every duel it seems!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 100 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 2356 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - George W., Arabella F. - Complete
The City Is at War by Angelfly06 reviews
The City of Element is a divided city. The people from different territories aren't allowed to interact with each other...until now. Better explanation inside. Rated T for swearing, violence and abuse. Modern AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,813 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 5/31/2009
Writer's Block by missing-wall-e reviews
Arthur is a work consultant who is hired to help Ariadne, a famous writer as well as a notorious recluse to finish her work. He spends five weeks with her to finish her book. He counts on finishing the book, but doesn't count on falling in love with her
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,141 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Ariadne, Arthur
Bellatrix: Hallmark's New Employee by baby-new-year reviews
What happens when Bellatrix Lestrange works at Hallmark creating greeting cards?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Of Cuts And Pills by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
Where do green-eyed male drug addicts and blonde girls who cut themselves meet and fall in love? That's right. In a mental hospital.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,898 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Breaking the Chains by Ink17 reviews
Sequel to Republic High and The Shackles of Servitude. Read them first! R&R please.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Luke S., Leia O.
The Shackles of Servitude by Ink17 reviews
Sequel to Republic High. READ IT FIRST! Full summary inside.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Dumbledore's Army by Everything's Peachy reviews
A series of drabbles; the reflections of members of Dumbledore's Army.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011
Republic High by Ink17 reviews
Anakin Skywalker is a disciplined fencing phenom from another town. Padmé a rebel skater chick, resents his arrival at Master Yoda's Academy for boys and girls. Will love blossom, or will they kill each other first? AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,723 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
The Jennifers by xhipstapleasex reviews
The Jennifers are described in many words. Hot, Pretty, Snobbish, Rude, Selfish, can be nice when needed, and all the other stuff. But why are they like this? Read to find out about their past and why they're so mean all the time.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Jennifers
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Letters To No One by Gryffindors.beat.Slytherin.731 reviews
Some things really do need to be said. A series of letters written for the characters of HP by the characters of HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011
Stories Between The Lines by Once Upon A Time Is Now reviews
"I'm not interested in him! He's repulsive, just like every guy I've ever met!" Narcissa enters her 4th year, displeased to find growing attention from more than one boy. Follows canon. T for swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
Life as a Potter by DarrenCrissIsAwesome reviews
A series of one shots ranging from when James Sirius Potter is born to who knows when. Not in chronological order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 37,021 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Keeping Habits by PaperInked reviews
It's the first Christmas since their father died, but Phillipa and James are in good hands.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
The Seven Years of Christmas by Ms Marauder98 reviews
Every year, from first to seventh, James would try to get Lily to kiss him under the mistletoe. Fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Afterparty by PurpleDragonFlower reviews
Rose wakes up on January 1 in a bed with three other people, a horrible hangover and no idea of how she got there. What really happened last night? Why won't her friends tell her anything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Program by dandeliondreams reviews
Welcome to the Academy. Disjoint glimpses into the nightmare.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2011 - R. Tam - Complete
The Last Pilgrim by morningsong101 reviews
Kara was the last pilgrim to come through the portal before the bomber. It was how she was remembered by the colony. But not to Josh. To Josh, she was his everything. And now, this is her funeral.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Josh S. - Complete
Jayne and the Dragon Princess: A Bedtime Story by RevDorothyL reviews
Inara Serra puts on her 'Scheherazade' cap and tells the story of River and Jayne in the form of a fable, to bribe the children of 'Serenity' into going to bed at a reasonable hour. Pre-Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Remember Me As A Time Of Day by SomehowSundown reviews
"You found me," he says, from his place in the shadows with clarity, and something like awe, as if he'd known, all along, from the moment he'd stepped through the portal and into this strange, unfamiliar world, that one day their paths would cross.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Lucas T., Skye - Complete
36 by stupidpenname reviews
One-on-one scenes between each and every crew member of Serenity. If I get through all of them there will be thirty six in total. Can it be done? Mainly General and Fluff. Chapter Eight: Mal and River.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,565 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008
Burning Slowly by EpicChocolate reviews
He was fire and she was the girl who was foolish enough to come near it. Skye/Lucas
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Skye, Lucas T. - Complete
Searching by esking reviews
Arthur's son Andrew grew up without a father, never quite believing the stories his mother had told him about why Daddy had never come home. When he graduates Andrew decides to find out for himself. Rated for character death. Now finished
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Eames - Complete
Eradication by katBrite reviews
Inception sequel. Upon Browning's discovery of the Inception job, the team is forced to delve into Fischer's mind once more, this time to attempt to perform eradiction.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,235 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - D. Cobb, Arthur - Complete
Blog It Up! by harvestmoonrox reviews
Miss Collins decides to make it mandatory for her students to create and maintain their own blogs. Oh Lord, blogs at the Palm Woods...WHAT could POSSIBLY go wrong?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011
Can't Be Dreamers by moviemaniac12 reviews
!MAFIA AU When you're in one of the most notorious Mafia gangs in New York, they only tell you one thing. Do not love anyone, or they will be taken from you. Mobster Arthur, forgets this rule. A story of love, hate,and three piece suits.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,950 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne
The Next Generation: My Take by dontforget2live reviews
My thoughts on the next generation of Harry Potter characters. Note: this is considered canon for all of my other stories. Rated K. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Complete
A List that Compares Firefly to something awful by sweetstothesweetfarewell reviews
A list that details why I would rather marry a Firefly character rather than Edward or Bella. Third in a series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
The Olympians Get Facebook by GreekGleekSalvatore reviews
Ever wondered how the Olympians' Facebook looked like?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
These Little Adventures by moviemaniac12 reviews
A series of one-shots involving Arthur and his children. Even the most experienced Point Man finds family life hard, but he wouldn't trade it for anything. Family Fics.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,721 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne
Cracked by allegrafp reviews
None of the rejections Lily delivers seem to affect James. But after Christmas holidays, it's clear something - or someone - has gotten to him. Rated T, mostly for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011
Letters Home by Dessers reviews
After their Sorting, Hogwart's finest - and not so fine - write home. Their thoughts, fears, everything - all exposed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,121 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Victoire W.
The Sorting Hat by Stromsten reviews
Summary: Are Slytherins really the 'evil' House? Does an 'evil House' even make sense? Rose and Scorpius analyze.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,018 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
A Gun Called River by Ephemerale reviews
He was a cold, hard, cruel man, the sort of man that would turn on you and pump you full of lead before you could say hun dan. But the way he touched the dainty little gun on his hip, a gun called River, betrayed a streak of tenderness beneath the cruelty
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Ask Draco by Lady Luna Hale reviews
Dumbledore has lost his mind and has appointed Draco to have an advice in the school's newspaper. He gets letters from not only Hogwarts, but others outside of school and even their world. All they have to do is ask Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Draco M.
Some Bets Katie Shouldn't Have Made by bubbly chick reviews
Katie needs to learn to hold her tongue because words like "I bet..." are like music to Travis's ears. Here's a collection of stupid accidental bets Katie has made with none other than Travis Stoll! Winner of the Most Humorous Verita award, round seven!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,080 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
You Can Never Find a Good Babysitter by ereshai reviews
Arthur and Ariadne need someone to watch their kids.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Frequency by TheRealThing reviews
A one shot. Luke has an impossible conversation with his father. Based on the premise of the 2000 movie "Frequency".
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
The Story of Us by Jack E. Peace reviews
Segments of Brian and Mia's life together.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Brian, Mia - Complete
When Push Comes to Shove by VictorAmbrose reviews
Can 12 strangers defy odds?
Push - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011
Boggart by alindy reviews
Drabbles showing every Harry Potter character's boggart. Some you know, some you don't, and some you only thought you knew...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 112 - Words: 14,884 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
The Next Generation Finds Inter House Unity by McShnellyazz reviews
A shy Gryffindor. A popular Hufflepuff. A party animal Ravenclaw. A Muggle-loving Slytherin. Follow Rose Weasley, Claire MacMillan, Jenna Chang, and Molly Beckett as they fight stereotypes and discover who they truly are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,988 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Pray by The Great Shipwreck Of Life reviews
Carlos is on leave from the army but now its time that he has to go back to fight in Afghanistan, leaving behind his wife of 2 years, Stephanie. Anything could happen when you are at war but Stephanie never thought that it would happen to Carlos. RXR
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Carlos, Stephanie K. - Complete
Under Snape's Regime by JPH reviews
Neville has no choice but to return to Hogwarts for his seventh year. But will it even be like Hogwarts anymore, with Snape as Headmaster? Ron, Hermione and Harry are surely on the run miles away. Neville must restart Dumbledore's Army along with Seamus, Luna, Ginny and the others in order to protect what's left of the school in time for the trio's unknown return...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,559 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Westchester Guide to Parenting by the queen of slurking reviews
If Westchester parents had a guide for how to raise their children, how might it read?
Clique - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2011
Yet Another Why Harry Potter Owns Twishite List by sweetstothesweetfarewell reviews
This list details why many of the Harry Potter males would make better husbands than Edward Cullen. Yes, this includes Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Christopher's Quest by Elf Knight reviews
As a punishment for taking so long with Book IV, Christopher Paolini is sent to the Varden, where he must use his Author Powers to help save the day. But can he? - Post Brisingr
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,470 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
Rules Are There To Be Broken by Kriish reviews
A few of Fred and George's more entertaining rule breaking escapades. After all, rules are meant to be broken!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Chocolate Frog Cards by Kriish reviews
What happens when Chocolate Frog Inc releases a new batch of Chocolate Frog Cards commemorating our favorite Trio? Well, knowing Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Parodies of PJO by zynaofthenight reviews
Mary-Sues, OOCness, and an author who just feels like poking fun at random characters. A collection of parodies, each written in a different style. Enjoy. :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,906 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
A Push in the Right Direction by MePo reviews
"...if our 'date' had been even the slightest bit romantic, would Fred have used me as a battering ram to tear unsuspecting couples apart on the dance floor?" George/Angelina. Not enough stories with a happy George in them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Shoebox by melbelle310 reviews
When Trudy finds a shoebox hidden under the stairs, Jerome panics. What secrets from their pasts could it hold? JARA, hints of Fabina! Oneshot, complete :
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jerome C., Mara J. - Complete
The Southern Raiders truly are Cowboys from Hell by Punch A Fish In The Face reviews
AU. Western. Chapter 1 is songfic to Avenged Sevenfold's song Strength of the World, uses a soundtrack of Heavy Metal music. Zuko searches for his mother. Katara searches for her mother's killer. Aang is running from the ones who killed his family. They,
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Zuko, Katara
I Think My Name Is Ben by Bouncemess reviews
While harnessed, Ben had to have some thoughts and feelings on the inside, even if he didn't let them show on the outside. This works as a one shot, but if there is enough feed back, there could be more.
Falling Skies - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,185 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Ben M., Hal M. - Complete
The Pitch by Anodite reviews
Sokka tries his hand at being a salesman. What does he sell and does he succeed? Read to find out! Please R&R
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sokka - Complete
Notes of Boredom by xbRiDgEtx319x reviews
Rose and Scorpius never spoke, until the first day of their fifth year. Now they can't stop passing notes, and can't stop the notes from getting flirtier and flirtier...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Anikan Skywalker Care and Handling Manual by Rexness613 reviews
We at Lucas Films inc. work to make sure you have good quality products. If you need any help our Anikan Skywalker department is available 24/7!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Anakin S. - Complete
Heart of a Soldier by tangled.in.the.sun reviews
Post S1. There's fear, panic, terror, coursing through their veins; running, jumping, flying, falling. And the sky – the sky looks absolutely beautiful. Hal/Lourdes.
Falling Skies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Hal M., Lourdes
Like a Stone by Vashti reviews
The day the die landed wrong.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Arthur - Complete
The Obiwan Kenobi Care and Handling Manual by Rexness613 reviews
We at Lucas Films inc. work to make sure you have good quality products. If you need any help our Obi-wan Kenobi services department is available 24/7!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Obi- Wan K. - Complete
Don't You Wish You Were Us? by SpikeANDJerome reviews
Friendship leads the band to have to help...their worst enemy. Perhaps the kindness of Lemonade Mouth can give Ray redemption, and maybe romance. Pairings: Wen/Olivia, Stella/Ray, Mo/Scott, Charlie/his groupies. Picks up where the extended scene ends.
Lemonade Mouth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,295 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Ray B., Stella Y. - Complete
A chance meeting by bhut reviews
Assajj attempts to give Ahsoka "The Talk". That doesn't go very well.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Ahsoka T., Asajji Ventress - Complete
Arrangements by dragonflybeach reviews
Standing on Platform 9 3/4, Draco Malfoy reflects on his life after the war, his arranged marriage, and the happiness he has finally found.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Stop That Wedding! by MidnightBlueDragon reviews
When Logan went to NYC,we didn't expect anything.Now,he's getting married to some annoying blonde,the rest of BTR is stranded in Alaska,Kevin is the wedding planner,Joe wants to be the 5th BTR boy, Nick was thrown in a safe,and I'm trying to kill Logan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,255 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Logan, Camille
Star Light, Star Bright by Lioness's Heart reviews
Galen Marek never thought he would find love or true friendship in his life. Juno Eclipse was the reason he stopped being a slave and started being his own person.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - G. Marek/Starkiller
Brothers by CBloom2 reviews
A small Hal/Matt one shot that came to me - don't often see them together and I just LOVE brotherly interaction - hope you do too.
Falling Skies - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Hal M., Matt M.
Farewell, Father by Fingers to Keyboard reviews
The letter that Jonas wrote to his father before he left. Canon.
Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
Attachments by wAcKaMoLe911 reviews
After an an emotional visit with Lux Bonteri after his mother's death, Ahsoka is left with many questions concerning the Jedi's rules on attachment. In her confusion, she turns to her Master for guidance...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Lumiya - Complete
Of Encounters and Explosives by livingondaydreams reviews
In which Percy learns that sometimes, talking to mysterious gold-sword-wielding strangers in the woods is actually kinda helpful. Oneshot R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
Head North by chocolate rules333 reviews
Katie, Travis, and Nico get sent on a quest to save Connor after he gets himself captured by monsters. Will they make it in time? Will Travis and Katie admit they like eachother? Will Nico be able to survive a whole week with them?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,827 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Travis S., Katie G.
Do I Really Have to Say That? by Saber Wing reviews
Never let George Lucas write romance.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Muse by HalfwayFlawless reviews
Not a night passes when Dom doesn't wonder if she's still ensnared in there somewhere deep that he can't reach while conscious. He just wants closure, nothing more, nothing less. So he uses his lovely muse to find it. Oneshot.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - D. Cobb, Mal - Complete
Shall We Dance? by moviemaniac12 reviews
"Don't you ever just have to dance?" A series of one-shots evolving around Ariadne, as she dances with the men on her team. A few dances she won't soon forget.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur
The Life and Lies of Rita Skeeter by Cannae be Kenobi reviews
The threat of a new biography spurs Harry into dealing with Rita Skeeter once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Harry P., Rita S.
Bloodlust by quillor reviews
AU. Humans weren't the kings of the world. Secretly, lurking in the shadows, were the vampires - fine, organized beings who harvested the human's blood. They felt no love, no compassion. Just pure, feral bloodlust.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,126 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne
Dumbledore's Army, Still Recruiting by Jane Willow reviews
Neville could never have guessed what his 7th year at school would be like this. With Dumbledore's Army still recruiting, there's no telling how bad the war being waged at in school might get. But it doesn't matter to them. The DA lives!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,771 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Neville L., Ginny W.
Picture Perfect by ListenToTheWind reviews
You've seen them around. I know you have. Those people, the golden ones? The ones who can do nothing wrong? They make the uncool cool, and can get away with just about anything. Because they're perfect. Aren't they? Newsflash. No one is perfect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Daddy by Ashabagawa reviews
Despite all the help from his wife, Ariadne, Arthur sometimes finds being a Dad difficult. So Eames helps him out.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Arthur
The Piano by moviemaniac12 reviews
Cobb buys a piano. The team have fun with it. The piano will have a hard time...A series of one-shots based around the team and a piano. Hopefully funny! A/A paring later!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne
The Infurating Wisdom of Dominic Toretto by Jack E. Peace reviews
"No one is ever going to be good enough for me as far as you're concerned. You can't keep doing this, Dom, you can't tell me who I can and cannot date."
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Brian, Mia - Complete
Pink Bunny by eeames reviews
Eames finds himself wandering aimlessly around a young Phillipa's birthday party, until the tips of pink shoes catch his attention beneath the table.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Eames, Phillipa C. - Complete
metamorpheus by clockwork starlight reviews
Five items of jewelry he gave her. Yet another old Arthur/Ariadne prompt from the inception kink community.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
He Loved Her Then by Jack E. Peace reviews
Somewhere around the tip of Columbia they start sleeping in their car at night. Brian/Mia Fast Five
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Brian, Mia - Complete
Two Suns over Brooklyn by KibaKibbles reviews
Spoilers for Throne of Fire. Apollo is making the sun rise as usual when he notices another sun right behind him. Takes place during Chapter 23 of book 2 of the Kane Chronicles.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Apollo, Bast - Complete
Birthday by pajamasecrets reviews
Sadie and friends celebrate her daughter's birthday, and her daughter ends up getting the best gift of all: a visit from her father.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
End of the World As We Know It by KibaKibbles reviews
One-shot: A little argument between Hermes and Thoth is the spark that ignites the end of the world.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Hermes, Thoth - Complete
scribbling by Maristela Freesia reviews
History class can bore even Mara Jaffray.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Jerome C., Mara J. - Complete
Marriages Are Made In Heaven Not In Musty Dungeons by RoseScor90 reviews
Draco and Astoria; no matter what, she kept coming back to him, and he kept needing her beside him. Let's travel through the years and see their relation bloom into an everlasting, if not enchanting, love. Do R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
The Grimmerie by HPfanGleekForLife reviews
A Wicked inspired collection of Slytherin-centric oneshots, during the war and the Final Battle. Not in chronological order, multiple themes, characters and pairings. R & R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Kissing Booth Kisses and Chocolate Scented Hugs by TeamBlaus4EVER reviews
The annual carnival has arrived. Mara hopes to reconnect with Mick before he leaves, only things don't go as planned when Amber gets her to be apart of the kissing booth. When she get a kiss from someone she never saw coming, will her and Mick be no more?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Jerome C., Mara J. - Complete
Reading Fanfictions with Annabeth and Percy by artemis-and-athena reviews
So, what happens when Percy accidentally discovers the magical world of fanfiction? Please R&R, CC is appreciated. Flames are cool too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Truth of the Matter by BirdG reviews
What is a nice girl like Asteria Greengrass doing with the likes of Draco Malfoy? Their relationship as seen by others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Proving Them Wrong by GriffinSky reviews
What are you going to do?" she asked softly. "I'm going to fight back." Percy replied calmly. What Percy was really up to during Deathly Hallows. Teaming up with some unlikely allies, he tries to bring the persecuted to freedom... and stay alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,473 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Jingle Bells by blueSKIES247 reviews
JONAS. "We're stuck in an elevator with two-thirds of JONAS. I think we are living every fangirl's fantasies, right now. If I had my phone, I would tweet about it." Joe/Stella, Nick/Macy.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
Dying Sun by Gale's Magic Fingers reviews
The gods are fading, as Pan and the spirits did before them. Apollo is dying, and each day, the sun gets dimmer and dimmer, but he's not one to just wilt away. For Kay! ::oneshot::
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Apollo - Complete
Decision of the Constellation by zuzuthehuntress reviews
Zoe loved Hercules. What if she had to decide; Hercules, or Elysium? One-shot, unless I get 10 reviews. Enjoy! And don't write anything bad about the
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Zoe N. - Complete
Origins: We all have History by starscraper reviews
My own story of how the guys met years before Inception... read if you like JGL and Tom Hardy in uniforms! Eames/Arthur-centric, but no slash! CHAPTER 6 REDONE!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,067 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Arthur, Eames
Triple Axel by dolphingirl375 reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE/NO CRASH. A tale of friendship and romance among top-ranked athletes. Of course, with romance there is always angst. Most characters are late teens/early twenties. Super fluffy and/or cheesy at times. Rated T for occasional language.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,183 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Melissa, Jackson
Angels On the Moon by thecivilunrest reviews
Nothing good ever comes from a town girl loving a Seam boy. Haymitch/Maysilee Mr. Everdeen/Mrs. Everdeen Madge/Gale Three-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,038 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
Headlines by pamela1967 reviews
Some of the Headlines that appeared in the Daily Prophet in the two days after the Battle of Hogwarts. Rita Skeeter is up to her usual nastiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Rita S., Harry P. - Complete
Arthur's Girlfriend by pretend-to-care reviews
Cobb is questioning Arthur about feelings he has noticed the point man developing for a certain architect...yet Eames is making things difficult. Humor fic with serious characters, so we'll see how that works. Oneshot, no slash, minor Arthur/Ariadne. R&R!
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Arthur, D. Cobb - Complete
Safiyah by rhapsodybree reviews
Mrs Bakshi wasn't the only grandmother anticipating the announcement of a Darcy grandchild. A humorous oneshot set around Lalita, Will and their expanding family.
Bride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Freedom by AppleRain reviews
“We're not going to survive.” It wasn't a question but Longshot answered her anyway. “Yes.” Episode tag for Lake Laogai.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Longshot, Smellerbee - Complete
The Trinity by Shane Lutz reviews
When Thalia brings news of two other camps - one for kids of the Egyptian gods, and the other for the kids of the Norse gods - her, Percy, and Annabeth meet up with three kids from both camps to stop an evil that threatens all three gods and the world.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,582 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Thalia G., Annabeth C.
Daughter by Estora reviews
The stepfather, the mother, the father. Isabella Swan has been a daughter to three people, and they all see her very differently.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bella - Complete
How Many Times Do I Have to Tell You? by batmanismyhero reviews
10 ways Quinn and Logan tell their friends they’re dating. Updates slowly. Rated for Language and minor innuendos.
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Logan R., Quinn P.
He Was A Quiet Man by Estora reviews
The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Weasleys and Malfoys Just Don't Mix by dork-with-glasses reviews
They hated each other before they had said 2 words to each other. They guessed it was just hereditary. But can everything stay the same? Will they follow in their parents footsteps or change the fact Weasleys and Malfoys Just Don't Mix?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,118 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Life I Wish I Had by ShadowPalace reviews
Meet the Jackson's: two parents, three kids, and some crazy relatives. Despite this, Carla - Hannah Jackson's best friend, wishes that she could be a part of the family too. Even though she's with them so much it's like she is. Future fic. Three-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,644 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Time After Time by xmaybejoleisa reviews
JONAS. Five times Macy thinks Nick might have kind of–sort of–maybe ‘liked’ her back. One-shot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
The Three Lives of Luke Castellan by greenconverses reviews
Thalia Grace encounters Luke Castellan's soul trice over five hundred years. She thinks it might be a conspiracy, but as they say, death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it a little while. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Futurefic, Thalia/Luke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Imprisoned by Estora reviews
Sam and Emily, the perfect, loving, devoted couple. It's like they're in a prison, trapped by devotion...and something else.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Emily, Sam - Complete
Avatar's Guide to Problem Solving by Masako Moonshade reviews
Got a problem? The cast of Avatar can help! Key characters now share their priceless advice and quick fixes for all situations.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,002 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/16/2005
One Breath Away by dolphingirl375 reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. NO PLANE CRASH. They didn't all go to Hartwell together. Characters are in their mid-twenties.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,232 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Jackson, Melissa
Pai Sho And Tea by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
Has anyone ever thought what would happen if all the wise old men got together? Iroh, Dumbledore, Gandalf, Merlyn, and the First Doctor get together to discuss life, the Universe, and everything over tea and pai-sho. Crackish one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Albus D., Iroh - Complete
Opposites Will Attract by Song Of The Sparrow reviews
Melissa is surprised with a new addition to the family one morning. He's rude, and he likes to taunt her. But nevertheless, she feels something other than hate for him.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,770 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Jackson, Melissa
iBet by itsthecobb reviews
During a night without power, Spencer brings up the group's white elephant, and makes a bet with Carly. A look at a romance from the outside in. !SEDDIE!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,016 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
Father of Mine by White-Tigers-of-Darkness reviews
Mutt has a chat with the only person we know, who can really understand the whole unknown father issue. Luke Skywalker. While Indy gains some advice on how to reach out to his new son from fellow adventurer Rick O'Connell. Xover with Star Wars & The Mummy
Crossover - Star Wars & Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Warrior's Eyes by Jac Danvers reviews
Lin never saw her father, but she knew he had warrior’s eyes. A story that attempts to explain the hurried romance of Lin and Alex.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Alexander O. - Complete
Lines in the Sand by Inthemadhouse reviews
They lived together for months, Jason and Marie. How does a woman live with a man who has no past and a list of enemies a deadly mile long?
Bourne series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Seven Ways to Be Rescued by Ripki reviews
Seven different ways one could be rescued.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
TrickorTreat! by Yer Majesty reviews
Oneshot. Jonathan babysits Alex one Halloween. After All, how tough can it be to watch one five year old for a couple hours?
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Jonathan C., Alexander O. - Complete
One Night by Bimefl reviews
Lisa sees Jackson again but not all is as it should be. Fluffy but no longer a oneshot. Enjoy!
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Crossroads by Emmyjean reviews
In her seventh and final year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans finds herself facing a tragedy that leaves her life in pieces. She ultimately finds great strength both within herself and those she never would have expected. FINAL CHAPTER UP July 8 05!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,872 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 8/7/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Getting To Like Alex by Allyson reviews
Jonathon is forced to spend time with baby Alex
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Jonathan C., Alexander O. - Complete
For Them I will by Ms. Kinnikufan reviews
A super short peice going into Dumbledore's thoughts when he saw "Dumbledore's Army."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Albus D.
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Dollhouse reviews
Anubis House is a neo-home for models, the future of the modeling world. Nina and Eddie move in as another resident, Joy, dies. People say it's suicide, but no one can be sure in the Anubis House.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Eddie M., Nina M.
5 Ways They Met reviews
And one way they didn't.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012
Pride and Espionage reviews
Nothing is as it seems. (LBD Verse)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2013
All Things Stay The Same
Based off of Things Fall Apart. After Nwoye becomes Issac, what happens to him?
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
Dear Mara reviews
Sequel to Someone Like You. Jerome is in Afghanistan to escape from his feelings about Mara. And every day, he writes a letter to her. JARA!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Jerome C., Mara J.
Family Therapy reviews
Watch Skye as she helps various characters in Terra Nova solve their dilemmas. Every time, you get to choose the next one.
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Skye
30 Days reviews
In 30 days, everything changes. In 30 days, they have to solve the problem. If they don't, the consequences will be severe. This is scary. Scarier than the Equalists. Why? Because, in 30 days, they have to figure out what this thing is.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2013
The Slug Club reviews
Stories about the Slug Club, from when it was founded to the next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Horace S.
Cake
For the House of Anubis Oneshot Day. Mick and Nina are leaving. The House isn't just going to sit by and watch.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2012
The Week Without Magic reviews
Or The Five Teammates Who Attempted To Convince Zatanna To Use Her Magic Again And The One Who Did. Based off of Young Justice Headcannon #14.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Zatanna Z.
Fear reviews
They all had fears. That people would see them for who they really are.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/6/2012
Hot Shot reviews
AU. Hot Shot is the hottest teen series on TV. When you've got a ditsy leading lady, short tempered publicist, lazy camera operator, and the director and make-up artist in love with each other, you've got a problem.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,372 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011
My Favorite Mistake reviews
The housemates share their favorite mistakes. Based off of Newsweek's segment titled "My Favorite Mistake"
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012
The One That Got Away reviews
It's been 5 years since Scott and Mo broke up. One-sided Scohini, Marlie, mentions of Wenlivia and Rayella. Based on Katy Perry's The One That Got Away.
Lemonade Mouth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Scott P.
Broken Hearts reviews
Lin and Asami have a conversation on Air Temple Island. Set in between Out of the Past and Turning the Tides.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Asami S., Chief Lin Beifong
Avatar: The Last Dragon reviews
The last Avatar, Avatar Kyoshi, destroyed the empire of Chin the Great, saving the Earth Kingdom from a terrible fate. But she has passed on. Now everyone waits for the next Avatar, whom they have begun calling The Dragon Warrior.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Roku
Moonlight reviews
2 words: Twilight rewritten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Bella, Edward
Freeze reviews
3 stirs to the right, 4 to the left. Emma sighed. Her parents wondered if she had OCD. She didn't, not really. Did it really matter whether or not she was perfect?
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Emma G. - Complete
Magic reviews
It's almost like magic, she thinks.
Slumdog Millionaire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Latika
iTunes reviews
This is my entry to XxxCloudyxxX's challenge. Joy glanced at the money she had left in her iTunes account. She had just enough to pick one song. She had a brilliant idea. She'd pick one based on the couples at Anubis House!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Joy M.
Quirky reviews
It's Orla Quirke's 5th year, and her second watching the Triwizard Tournament. As the Tournament goes on, Orla discovers a secret about the Hogwarts Champion making her wonder, is the Dark Lord truly dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011
Save reviews
He couldn't save them.
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Commander N. Taylor - Complete
Isolation reviews
The Flight 29 Down gang are realizing just how isolated they are when several members of the Resistance drop by.
Crossover - Flight 29 Down & Falling Skies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Jackson, Tom M.
Pizza reviews
Sequel to 21 Questions and Family. Jack leaves to go take a nap, leaving Seth and Sara wondering how to normally eat a pizza.
Race to Witch Mountain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Seth, Sara - Complete
Someone Like You reviews
Jerome attends a wedding and watches the love of his life marry someone else, and who is he to say otherwise? One-sided Jara. Based off of Adele's Someone Like You.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Jerome C., Mara J. - Complete
Family reviews
Jack and Sarah have a discussion about their respective families. Sequel to 21 Questions.
Race to Witch Mountain - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Jack B., Sara
21 Questions reviews
On the ride to Vegas, Seth and Jack play 21 Questions.
Race to Witch Mountain - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Jack B., Seth - Complete
Hard Work reviews
Zuko has always had to work hard. And look where that got him.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Zuko - Complete
Marvins Room reviews
I woke up to my ex-boyfriend stumbling around my living room in his boxers with no shirt on ranting about my new boyfriend. Based on Marvins Room by Drake.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Jackson, Melissa - Complete
Her Lover reviews
Bellatrix lays in prison, reminiscing about her one true love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Perfection reviews
Azula is perfect. But in the end, she isn't perfect enough.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Azula - Complete
I'm With You reviews
Walt is standing in a factory yard. It's cold. Then he meets Sadie Kane.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
Why I Don't Have A Girlfriend reviews
For the Godly Couples Contest. Anubis reflects on his parents' relationship and his own. UPDATE: First Runner-Up to the Godly Couples Contest. Thanks to all of my reviewers.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Set, Nephthys - Complete
Under the Bleachers reviews
This is a response to bubbly chick's challenge. Travis and Katie talk under the bleachers and discover some stuff about themselves and each other.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Katie G., Travis S.
In a Dream reviews
It's like every other proposal fic here, but it has a little twist to it.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Fireworks reviews
Cobb is the mayor of Dreamland, Arthur is the sheriff, Eames is the gambler, Ariadne is the prostitute, Yusuf is the doctor, Mal is Cobb's deranged wife and Saito and Fischer and saloon rivals. When Cobb accepts a bribe from Saito, all hell breaks loose.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
The End reviews
At the end, Maximus watches himself happen.
Gladiator - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17/2011
Turned Down Once reviews
Sequel to Opportunity. Travis had been turned down by Katie once. It wasn't going to happen again. Because this time, he had a plan.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Opportunity reviews
Katie Gardner is going out with Will Solace. And Travis Stoll doesn't like that. But he's a Hermes kid. Finding opportunities and solving problems are his specialty.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete