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Joined 11-04-02, id: 289478
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Saiyuki, Fruits Basket, Harlem Beat, Card Captor Sakura, One Piece, Hellsing, Inuyasha, and Bleach.

I stand to correct what I've said before of not being a lazy bum. I am, actually. And an irresponsible couch potato to boot.


Updates, Yes:

Tattletales (One Piece) -- Revived. Oneshot drabbles are the best thing to write on a lazy day.

The Jolly Angst Of Drinking
(One Piece) -- Definitely continuing. I have over 7 versions of the first chapter and I'm still unsure which to post. I'm a perfectionist, sue me.

Driving Curiosity
(One Piece) -- I love this story to bits. But it's such a burden, because I want to make it up-to-date with the current OP timeline so I'm probably waiting until Water 7 ends. OR I can make it into a 3-part fic. ponders

OOO

Pending, Okay:

Year Of The Cat
(Fruits Basket) -- not being as in love with the series as I was before makes it much harder.

OOO

Doomed:

Shine (Hellsing) -- my muse has left me.

~meethz

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The Worst Poems Ever by Anakin McFly reviews
Presenting The Ode to the Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles, and the varied colourful works of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Come Together by Granger reviews
It's four years after the Trio has graduated from Hogwarts, and they're about to live together again for the first time. But will old friends remain old friends... or will they become something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,605 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Morbid Curiosity by amaretto and coke reviews
Trying to help salvage Betty's feelings after Archie ditches her yet again, Jughead offers to escort her to the prom. But when push comes to shove, will the renowned womanhater keep his promise?
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,075 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 10/9/2003
Fraught with imagined dooms by afrai reviews
Most women marry men like their fathers. This is the real reason mothers cry at weddings. HaruhixTamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
game two by Northlight reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru come up with a new twist on an old game. HaruhiHitachiins
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Flutterby by Goldberry reviews
A fluttering of dusty wings. Collection of Bleach Drabbles. [Ichigo x Rukia]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Dear Friends by pyrat-xo reviews
There are gods and men and the ones in between, and there are the ones crushed under it all. [Shandians]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Complete
All Fist and No Fire by Darkday Chaos reviews
[One Shot] Luffy tries to swim, Ace gets mad at Shanks, and Luffy's gone by the time Ace wakes up. Brother fluff.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Complete
Real by Lily10 reviews
NAMI! YOU ARE MY NAKAMA!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2005
All My Pirates by madri reviews
Sanji has cancer! Chopper has a problem! Usopp has feelings, too! Zoro's in love... but with whom? And what the heck is up with Nami? All of this and more, in this installment of... All My Pirates! [No longer a oneshot. Meta! Inanity! Etc.]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 46,074 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Complete
A Light at the Bottom of the Ocean by Rio Grande reviews
No matter how great the pirate, every King's reign must come to a bloody end... even Luffy's. How will the rubber man spend his last hours? LN
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,971 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/12/2005
Raftel by Kanthia reviews
He has been waiting his whole life for this, pushing and striving towards it. Many have gotten in his way and lived to regret it. So why does this victory hurt more than anything he's ever felt in his life? [complete]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,669 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
These Hands by Rasetsu reviews
[One-shot] His hands are made for battle, not love. [Zoro x Nami]
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Seven Deaths by X-parrot reviews
[complete] The Sanji-torture fic. Sanji makes a mistake, and Zoro may be his only chance of surviving the consequences.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,143 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
He Comes for Us All by X-parrot reviews
But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
We, Her Majesty's Prisoners by Herrmitts reviews
... nine millimetre pension plan ...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Complete
Listen by Sherry Marie reviews
This is more of a series than a story with chapters. ZxS. Completed.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,628 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Complete
in the closet by Michi the Killer reviews
Ron needs to see a psychiatrist, Ginny's paranoid, Hermione's absent, and Harry's in denial...My very first H/G! Teehee! H/D fans should read, though...you'll be suprised...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sharp and Pointy Things: A Tale of Machismo by Asenath reviews
"Takes some bravery to trust another man to put something on your body that can never come off." (chapter 2)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/7/2003 - Published: 6/5/2003
Laughter by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
Harry lost the man he had come to think of as a friend, brother, and father. But laughter is one of the best medicines, and death isn't about to stop him from helping the healing process.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
My Only Wish by To-orima Nokurai reviews
"Now that saying I love you might be too late... But still, I want you to know that I will always love you and my heart has always been and will be yours alone..." [kyoxtohru]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/1/2003
Room by Bhex reviews
How do you know when there's finally room in your heart for someone else?
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2002
Those You Left To Fall by Gerri reviews
Now both 17, Draco and Harry meet on the battlefield during the War. And Draco has words to say which may change the way Harry sees the war...and the world in general.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dreams May Come by iczer6 reviews
One night Sanji looks for his navigator and captain and stumbles on something he wished he hadn't Contains implied sex and unintentional voyeurism.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/23/2002 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Life by Ryan Griffin reviews
What happened after the last strip? A different view on Calvin's future. Now added, Chapter 2 - Lost Souls. An unexpected sequel.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2001 - Published: 9/3/2000
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Tattletales reviews
[02] Letters : Two letters in a yellow envelope. [a collection of LN drabbles]
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 2/8/2005
The Jolly Angst Of Drinking reviews
When an infamous island throws a drinking festival, the crew turn up for the celebration. Things go downfall somewhat ridiculously therein: drunken little fellows, a poisoned Nami, crypted letters for Robin, and growing relationships abound! [LN, GEN4nw]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2005
Something Ridiculously Perfect reviews
He came to my room last night. A knock on the door and I willingly let you in. Nami is in lust, and quite possibly be falling in l.o.v.e [LN Oneshot]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
A Pirate's Expansive and Authoritative reviews
Explanationary For The Unexpected : Alas, the title does not fit and already it has three words Luffy does not understand. LN
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Excrucior reviews
Rukia dwells in her memories as a tortured soul. Ichigo lends a hand, but she left it hanging. [IxR]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
Foolish Human Desires reviews
Rukia muses as she awaits her fate inside her prison cell. [drabbles, slight IchiRu]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Complete
Driving Curiosity reviews
Or: Snooper!Sanji. [actually LN, third person p.o.v]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/20/2005
IOU reviews
Luffy returns Nami a favour. With disastrous results, naturally.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Complete
Year of The Cat reviews
When a century old wooden box is found, Kyo discovers that he must find a way to avoid the destiny given by his ancestors. Mystic changes follows, a love triangle, and a race against time till the clock strikes twelve on New Year's Day.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Pre Revolving reviews
Before the revolver turns and discharge its bullet, things can still happen.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Complete
Feline Fatale reviews
Along their journey to the west, the Sanzo-ikkou stumbles upon an extremely cuddly kitty cat who turns out really really evil! Can the HighlyAllergicToFerociousFelines Sanzo stop her evil schemes?
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,594 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003
Water Under The Bridge reviews
Although years of living with the youkai Lord Sesshoumaru may have blunted her human heart, Rin never cared. But after the remorse of her first kill, could she still seize it back? RinSess. [Oneshot]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Shine reviews
In which there are deaths, banishing, searching and destroying; Alucard goes, Celes follows, Integra stays and keeps her own part of the deal...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2003
A Lesson Taught reviews
A little knowledge doesn’t fall far from a tree... right? LN
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Complete
Of Cards and Heroines reviews
Why does loneliness strike at the lowest of conditions? With no one by her side, Sakura finds the one person that may lift her up from her distress and quite literally too. [YueSakura slight MirrorCard disguised as Yukito Touya]
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Yue, Sakura K. - Complete
Coffee Blues reviews
Feeling blue and downinthedumps, Mizuki runs off into the rain and finds herself standing in front of flat no. 207 u know who this is!. Inside, she finds out that coffee makes an excellent healer, and something else as well...
Harlem Beat - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2003 - Complete
Harry Goes Ghetto! reviews
Harry Potter ... the rap superstar?? Get REAL! No, seriously, get real and read this one... *CHAPTER 4 ADDED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,169 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002
Red, Violet, Green and Gold reviews
[Poetry] What would reflect on the Sanzoikkou's eyes, if only the eyes could tell...
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Complete
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