darth-trinity
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Joined 11-04-02, id: 289670
Author has written 10 stories for Matrix, Star Wars, X-Men: The Movie, Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
A litle about me:
I'm from Canada.
I'm insane.
All my friends are also insane.
Good things:
Lord of the Rings.
Legolas (God of Sexy!!!! Long story don't ask)
Speed Skating
Riding
Fencing
Roller Hockey
Track
Star Wars
The Matrix
X Men
Me
Fire
Bombs
Destruction
BAD THINGS:
Math Class
Science Class
Social Class
Violin
Stoopid People
Dresses/Skirts
Aragorn (haha Sam, there's my revenge!!)
Boromir (magic cheeseburger!!! Again, long story don't ask)
Teachers
Endurance Drills
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Star Wars vs Us by Vegesa SSJ Jedi Knight reviews
An average day. Goof off in science, plan to watch AOTC once again after school, well, all of that is inturupted when a certain bounty hunter walkes in and takes four Junior high kids to Vader's ship. My the force have pitty on the galaxy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,447 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002
Chica vs Wolverine by Dizzy Hwin reviews
A war is brewing........ and it's between Logan and Jubilee! *Chapter 7 now up!!*
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,957 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
Star Wars Summer School by Vegesa SSJ Jedi Knight reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be great to live in the Star Wars Universe? Better yet, go to school in the Star Wars Universe? Well, here's what happened when someone did! Screeming, detention, Cheerios, and force choking shall ensue!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,780 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 8/21/2002
April Fool by Norbert for President reviews
Neo thinks Morpheus and Trinity have been bitten by the green-eyed monster when they play a trick on him. Morpheus ends up dead - but they do manage to destroy the Matrix!
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Neo, Trinity
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Full of Memories reviews
Sequel to Full of Surprises is finally up! Legolas returns to Mirkwood, only to find a new she-elf in town. She seems framiliar, but he can't figure it our. RR plz, fluff will come later.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12/23/2003
Curse of the Insane Fangirls reviews
PG 13 to be safe. Two teenage best friends were camping, make a stupid wish, and wind up in the movie. Will everyone else go insane because of them? Likely.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 7/29/2003
Non Mary Sueish Mary Sues reviews
Two girls wind up in Middle Earth, but they are not true Mary Sues. They are still slightly klutzy, covered in dirt, and slightly stupid most of the time. Will Middle Earth survive? Well, um, define survive. Eomer/Gimli fans beware, there's bashing !!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 2/16/2003
Full of Surprises reviews
A young Legolas is sent to correctional boarding school, where he meets the second daughter of Elrond. Will they ever tell each other how they feel? Eventually. YAY!! 10 Chapters!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,136 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003
Blame It On The Pepsi Blue reviews
PG for language. See title. Me and my friends have a sleepover, when 3 young elves show up. All hell breaks loose. Hot wiring cars, Kitchen Fires and trips to the ER? Well, that's what happens when teenage girls chug back God knows how many cans of Pepsi
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2003 - Published: 1/28/2003
What Is This New Deviltry? reviews
PG for my bad language. What happens when a girl "accidently" causes a minor explosion in science class, and her and her 2 best buds end up with different people on their way to Rivendell? Will Middle Earth be plunged into chaos? DUH!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003
Mayhem In Middle Earth reviews
My first LOTR fic. Go easy on it. What happens when a girl and the rest of her class get brought into Middle Earth? Well duh, parties, karoke, pranks, sarcasm, and generally rude comments. Rated PG 13 for implied swearing, suggestive things.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2003
X Teens reviews
PG for implied swearing. My first X Men fic. Go easy on it. Summary: Me and my best friend are sent to X avier's school. What will happen? Will the school survive the chaos?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2002
Science With Vader reviews
Two insane 13 year old girls 'accidently hire an assasin'. Who will their new science teacher be? Rated PG 13 for swearing, implied swearing and refferences.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 12/28/2002
TOTAL INSANITY! reviews
MY OTHER ACCOUNT IS GONE CAUSE MY EMAIL GOT DELETED SO THIS IS darth_padme's new account okey doke? Aneewhosies, this is ur basic friends are brought into the fight, causing insanity. PG 13 for language. If u worship Neo, u probably shouldnt read this.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2002 - Published: 11/4/2002