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You would be shocked how little difference there actually is between most alternate universes.

Oh, granted, there's always going to be the odd one out. Well… actually, there are an infinite number of odd ones out. You see, the nature of the multiverse is that it's not actually 'multi' so much as 'omni'. Everything that could have possibly happened has happened, and more than that, it has happened an infinite number of times across an infinite number of universes. Therefore it is impossible for any universe to truly be odd, because any given universe is nothing more or less than the sum total of an infinite number of things happening or not happening in combination, and there will be another universe where the exact opposite things happened, and between them will be universes with all of those (again, infinite) things happening in wildly different or nearly identical combinations. And each of those will have an opposite too. And then there are the ones where nothing happened, ever, and the worlds where things have stopped happening. And there are an infinite number of those as well, many of them with subtly different definitions of 'nothing' happening, and sometime the nothing from one leaks into another and becomes something there because that universe has different rules of nothing, so what doesn't exist in one universe not only exists in another, it always has existed and always will exist, while in yet another universe it will never haven't not existed.

And just think: if you were one of my apprentices, I'd be quizzing you on this later. And people wonder why they traditionally don't last long.

In any event, my point was, there are many, many alternate worlds. And many of them are strange indeed. I've seen worlds where life on Earth took vastly different paths; a landscape made up of monumental crystalline mountains constantly wreathed in emerald lightning, populated by formless energy creatures that fed on magnetic charges. I've seen worlds where humanity evolved more quickly; a race of psychics and superhumans who make our greatest achievements look as transient and meaningless as children's sandcastles... and who tear their world apart in wars the scale of which we cannot even imagine. Worlds where man never evolved at all, leaving Gaia wild, cruel, and untamed… but far more beautiful and vibrant, in her own harsh way.

I once saw a world of nothing but shrimp. I tired of that one quickly.

But a surprising number of worlds are nothing like that at all. They're just… exactly what you know. One little difference, maybe two. One person's life is changed, and that's a whole different world. Even though only a select few people are affected, it's still a world all its own.

And sometimes, that rarest of rarities… sometimes, that one little change is just the first few rocks that signal an avalanche, and by the end, the world that used to be so much like your own isn't even recognizable. They say that a butterfly flapping its wings can cause a hurricane on the other side of the world, if it hits the air currents just right. They're not wrong. Sometimes, it doesn't even take that much.

And sometimes not.

And sometimes both. Or neither. Or all of the above, repeating infinitely in a cascade of possible and impossible actions and reactions across all of time and space.

Isn't magic fun?

-An Excerpt From the Memoirs of Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg. If you found parts of it confusing, that's probably for the best.

All things end.
This is not in dispute; it is an unassailable fact of our existence. You, everyone you know, the world beneath your feet, all of it will one day pass from existence. You will die, and no matter what you have done it will eventually be forgotten. Nothing lasts forever, except nothingness itself. In the end, all we can look forward to is the void.
So why bother?
It is the nature of all living things to spread. To propagate. To create works of great beauty and great evil. To fight with all their power to survive and cling to life for as long as possible, to leave behind a legacy. But why do we bother, then, if there is no hope of success? Why does life struggle in futility, when all are bound for the same ultimate end?
Because even if you cannot win, surrender is the act of a coward?
Because if you battle with all your heart, perhaps some small spot of hope will emerge?
Because it's just more fun that way?
Such questions are the purview of philosophers, though I tend towards the third answer in my own personal life. I merely know that it is the nature of all living things to struggle without end. Against entropy. Against fate.
Against one another. All too often, against one another. Sometimes, the only way for the species to survive, to continue the struggle, is to hurl another into the void just a little bit early.
And we'll all do it. Because we know that if we do not, the other will. And even if the fight is ultimately futile... nobody wants to be a victim.
Not even me.
-An Excerpt from the Memoirs of Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg

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An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 250,723 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 11h - Published: 9/15/2012
From The Garden of Gods AUs by Sythe reviews
In which Kagome lands in different countries or timelines in the Naruto verse. This is a collection of AU ideas branching out from my other Inuyasha/Naruto crossover story 'From the Garden of Gods'. Some of the AUs I have promised: Kumo AU, Clan War Era AU, among a few. First one up: Clan War Era. Kagome lands in Naruto world during the clan wars era preceding the Hidden Villages.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,321 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 3/5/2016
The Dirty Name by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 151 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Stargazing by Leikiz reviews
A compilation of various oneshots I've done centered around Human!Endbringers.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Simurgh - Complete
It Got Loose and Killed All Our Guys: The Project Lazarus Story by Moczo reviews
Commander John Shepard, hero of the galaxy, has fallen in battle. To give humanity back any hope against the Reaper threat, Cerberus Operative Miranda Lawson has been given virtually limitless resources and power with only one goal: Bring Shepard back to life. And she WILL succeed. But it's still a Cerberus operation, and that means things will NOT go smoothly.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Complete
Unfinished Business by Extrinsical reviews
One day, Shinji approaches them on the roof of Homurahara Academy. Post UBW, game verse.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,302 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Rin T., Shirō E.] Sakura M.
Paintball Wars by TyrantChimera reviews
Trooper Cloud Strife, punching bag of the barracks, relative of chocobos, doormat of the military, and overall blonde extraordinaire, was not having a very good day. Why? Simple. Because some SOLDIER jackass was having a birthday. Rated for language, oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Harry Potter Goes On Holiday by Steelbadger reviews
Harry Potter never did have the best luck with holidays. How do you even begin to fight a creature the size of a large building? Harry Potter vs Trespasser.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 191 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Daddy by Lucillia reviews
Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 201 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U., Obito U.
Itachi is a Massive Troll by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Itachi and Sasuke have a conversation during the Fourth Shinobi World War. It doesn't turn out the way that Sasuke expects it to. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Importance of Proper Communication by Moczo reviews
As Caster's ultimate attack commences, Tokiomi and Kariya confront each other on the field of battle. The resulting confrontation, however, is a bit... off...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 181 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Tokiomi T., Kariya M. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 3,979 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 203 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
FateGeass: The Eden Vital War by AlfheimWanderer reviews
Long ago, there was a war between Code-bearers over the power of Eden Vital, a war that destroyed Atlantis and set mankind back to the Stone Age. Now war rages again, with C.C. and V.V. choosing champions to fight a battle for the world's fate. AU
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,076 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 4,234 - Follows: 4,219 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6018 - Favs: 13,847 - Follows: 4,533 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 318 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Altered Destiny by Shezza reviews
AU: Rand al’Thor accompanies Tam to Baerlon when he is six, and runs into an Aes Sedai of the Red Ajah who discovers he could channel. He is taken to Tar Valon and gentled. What is to become of the Dragon Reborn?
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,977 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005