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Author has written 9 stories for Portal.

If you like The Punishment, be sure to check out thepunishment(dot)tumblr(dot)com, a Tumblr I have set up for the story that features all sorts of brilliant illustrations within the text!

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The Boy Who Would Be King by VulcanChicks reviews
It's August of 1985, and the minds of young scientists are being encouraged with an opportunity to accompany their parents to experience a day inside the walls of Aperture's underground facilities for Take Your Daughter to Work Day. Unbeknownst to them, their science fair projects aren't the only thing being constructed.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,223 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
2 POINT 0 by VulcanChicks reviews
Chell had been released to the surface, and GLaDOS misses the high-quality Science that resulted from test subjects' free will. She reopens an old and unfinished Aperture project hoping to solve the problem. After all, without the threat of true, agonizing death, is it even Science? Oneshot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2012 - GLaDOS - Complete
Reversal by Obvious Octopus reviews
When a dangerous mute lunatic is put in control of the Aperture mainframe, GLaDOS and Wheatley are forced to work together to save science.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,601 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Sometime After by laceycake reviews
A motley collection of moments and variations from a couple of very strange lives. Discontinued.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Protocol by laceycake reviews
Chell's worked so hard to solve his tests, and Wheatley decides that a little reciprocation is in order. Sorta-Chelley. Android!Wheatley. COMPLETE.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Grains of Sand in the Hourglass by laceycake reviews
You'd be surprised how much meaning you can pack into a single word. Portal minifics; mostly gen and Chelley. Discontinued.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Day by Day by laceycake reviews
The peaceful life Chell has created since escaping Aperture is disrupted when Wheatley, still corrupt, returns from space. Back in the facility he had sworn to take care of her, and he intends to keep his promise, whether Chell likes it or not. Contains "fraternization" but is by no means a romance. DISCONTINUED.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Bath Time by MySilentLullaby reviews
Doug and Chell escape GLaDOS and find themselves in Old Aperture, only to find something both haven't seen in a while: bath tubs! One night or day, you never know in Aperture the two humans find themselves sharing a tub. Based on a drawing by a friend.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2012 - D. Rattmann, Chell - Complete
Walking by MomoOfficial reviews
Wheatley's never been off his Management Rail. Oneshot, Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Lullabies by VulcanChicks reviews
Chell and Wheatley come across an artifact from Aperture's glory days: a test baby. Wheatley's damaged resource database mistakes it for a real human child and makes him want to take care of it. Chell however, isn't nearly as enthusiastic.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,546 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Jealousy by MySilentLullaby reviews
Core!Wheatley x Chell - Oneshot - Wheatley is jealous of Chell's companion cube. An argument arises between them and Wheatley believes their friendship will never be the same again.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
More To Her Than A Pretty Face by x-Bademancer-x reviews
GLaDOS had finally released Chell and Wheatley. But on their way back, Wheatley realizes something important about Chell. Bad summary, rated T to be safe. Chelley fluff towards the end.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Wanting More by RisuQ-theQissilent reviews
A relationship with a machine and human will always leave one of them Wanting More... ChellxWheatley
Portal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
Where the Air is Sweet by Chloe Kompton reviews
Wheatley learns some things from Sesame Street and tries to teach them to Chell. Chelley fluff.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Along the Road by Confiscated Retina reviews
Small vignettes from a life not meant to be. Follows "Until the End". Chell/human Wheatley.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Sleeptalker by x-Bademancer-x reviews
Chell has a dream unlike anything Wheatley's ever seen- or heard, for that matter -before. Fluffy Chelley be fluffy.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Some Of My Best Friends Are Orphans by x-Bademancer-x reviews
As Wheatley becomes further corrupted, his conscience battles it with everything it's got as he observes his best friend. Based on the line from Wheatley's Test Chamber 4 that really stuck out to me. Details inside, rated T to be safe.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
Ice Cream by x-Bademancer-x reviews
Wheatley just didn't understand why ice cream could make humans, particularly Chell, so happy. So, he decides to ask her about it. Oneshot. Major Chelley fluff. Core Wheatley, not human Wheatley.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Until the End by Confiscated Retina reviews
An eternity in space is too good for Wheatley according to GLaDOS, but before he can die he must live. Chell x human Wheatley. M for explicit content.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
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Entanglement reviews
He was both alive and dead until someone opened the box.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Chell, D. Rattmann
The Orphan reviews
After weeks of scheduling meetings and fetching coffee at Aperture, Caroline finally has the chance to see science up close, but she isn't sure if she's right for the job.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Caroline, Cave Johnson - Complete
Centuries reviews
A collection of 100-word Portal mini fics.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012
Suspension reviews
Post-game. In the months that follow Chell's escape from Aperture, she begins to build her new life while struggling to coexist with the personality core that once tried to kill her.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
The Punishment reviews
Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,668 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Quick Fix reviews
Wheatley watches Chell tinker with a computer.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Daisy reviews
Prequel to "The Punishment." A young Doug Rattman meets a unique personality core—one that can remember its previous life—and is forced to make a very difficult decision.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Bloody Massive reviews
Unfinished/hiatus. Fed up with Chell's blatant disrespect and lackluster test-solving efforts, Wheatley devises a plan to make her understand just how massive he really is.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/21/2011
Good Vibrations reviews
Chell is cold and lonely. Wheatley decides to help. Core Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete