Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Hunger Games.
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"Right now, you look as if a mountain were about to fall on your head."
"If you don't listen to what someone's telling you it's like putting your fingers in your ears and jumping down a well."
"A stranger stabs you in the front, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart a friend stabs you the back. But best friends just poke each other with straws."
"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor."
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
"Evening news is where they begin by saying "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."
"I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me."
"YOUR friend would punch me in the face and as soon as possible say sorry and ask me if i'm ok because their that kind of person. YOUR BEST friend with do the same but giggle a bit because their that kind of person. MY Friend will say sorry and ask you if your feeling ok or need something because their that kind of person. MY BEST Friend will stare, smile, then laugh at you and never let you forget it because their an IDIOTIC person."
"Friends are like stars, you cant always see them but you know their always there"
"Best friends know how weird you are but still choose to be seen with you in public."
"Never regret something that once made you smile"
"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them."
"A best friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked."
"Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive"
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
"If you want things to be different, perhaps the answer is to become different yourself."
"The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams shall never die."
"Some men see things as they are and say, "Why?" I dream of things that never were and say, "Why not?"
"People find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right."
"You don’t forget the face of the person who was your last hope."
"I am who I am. Your approval isn’t needed."
"Whoever said anything is possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."
"Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain, cherish the memories, ignore the pain, love and learn, forget and forgive because you only have one life to live."
"You know something sad I know more about Harry Potter than History."
"Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."
"It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?"
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?"
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance."
"Cheese. milk's leap toward immortality."
"Lifes Tough, get a helmet."
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
> >> This is weird, but interesting!> > >>> > >> If you
"Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you"
"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train."
"Be yourself & I promise people will enjoy it; & if they don’t forget them."
"Giving up doesn’t always mean your weak sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go."
"Out side of a dog a book is a mans best friend. Inside a dog it’s to dark to read"
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving”
"Be who you want to be not what others want you to see."
"The truth will always set you free but it won’t always make you happy"
"A perfect life is one with flaws as is a perfect person"
"Let us dare to be ourselves for we do that better than anyone else"
"The greatest revenge is to accomplish what others say you can not do"
"A banker will lend you his umbrella in the sunshine but will take it back as soon as it rains."
"The road to success is always under construction."
"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film."
"Before you critise somebody, walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away from them and have their shoes."
"The past was. Tomorrow maybe. Only today is."
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
St George at San Vio, dressed in one of her strident silk dresses.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
A photo frame, it's has a picture of me and my dad on a bike ride when I was about 3 and had a seat on the back of his bike. My favourite picture in the world.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Ummm, X Factor, then Merlin, then Merlin, then X Factor. Hehe.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Picture to Burn- Taylor Swift and some REALLY weird noises from my CD player???
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Playing with my dog at bout 7ish after tea.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at on the computer?
Writing a story and WattPad and FanFiction
9. What are you wearing?
My pyjamas. Navy blue top and navy blue and red checked bottoms
10. Did you dream last night?
That I was walking my dog in a bank then the bank manager got REALLY mad and started yelling at us in Spanish. Yep, I have weird dreams.
11. When did you last laugh?
About half an hour ago.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Lots and lots of posters (14 Harry Potter and more) A poem, pictures of my dog. Pictures of my Nan's dogs pictures of my hamster (R.I.P) pictures of me and my best friends, and ummm, paint?
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Everything in my life is weird.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
A bit boring, no offense.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Jane Eyre (don't go)
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I can't sing, yet I insist to.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd make reading Harry Potter the law, and teach those who couldn't how to.
19. Do you like to dance?
Yes, but, sadly, I can't.
20. What is the first thing you think when you hear these words: 1)heart, 2)straw, 3) applesauce.
Valentines Day. Hay. Applause.
21. What would you call your first child? Give a boy and girl name.
Lily. um I don't know for a boy.
I promise to remember Tonks
(taken from Peace Love and Harry Potter's Profile)
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cry's
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
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Here's a short story I just felt like writing, and felt was too short to be put as a proper fanfiction.
My Left Buttock
“Potter!” Alastor Moody barked at the aspiring Auror. The were a week into the Auror training course and James Potter and Sirius Black were already annoying him. James had just finished a complex spell and grinned widely as he stuffed his wand into his back pocket.
“Sir yes sir!” he shouted, jumping to attention, it was a little thing both he and Sirius had been doing since the start of the training course and they knew it irritated Moody.
“Don't put your wand there.” Alastor growled.
“Why not?” James drawled as he pulled the thin stick of wood out and began twirling it.
“Better Wizards than you have lost a buttock.” of course Moody knew no Wizards who ever had lost a buttock, but it was nice to scare the newbies.
“Really?” Potter asked, eyes alight with interest and excitement.
“Yes.” Moody replied shortly.
The rest of the lesson continued with whispers and giggles between Potter and Black about the unknown Wizards who had lost a buttock. At the end of the lesson James, once again, shoved his wand in his back pocket. As he was leaving the room however he gave a loud yelp. Moody's eyes went to him immediately, only to find the idiot boy rolling on the floor clutching his left buttock.
“Nice joke.” Moody commented before continuing to tidy the area.
“No, buttock, gone, hurts. Ow.” he finished lamely before promptly fainting.
Later that evening Alastor Moody felt it was his duty to visit the boy in St. Mungos, it had been on his watch that the boy had been injured. As he walked to his bedside James grinned,
“Now you really know someone who has lost a buttock.” he laughed.
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