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Author has written 3 stories for Torchwood.

Welcome to my page, I'm Ashley a 15 year old welsh girl. I'm happily proud to be welsh for the fact that Torchwood is based in Wales, even better it's in Cardiff! And that's where I live :D

I've never been a person to express my imagination in writing story's, but I want to start a fresh and begin to show them, hopefully they'll be good enough for people to read and love. The fandom that brought me here was Torchwood, I was so shocked myself that I even managed to find this website in the first place, but you know what people say... Clever people think alike!

This is for fun, let's see how bad I am at doing this next bit!

List your top twelve favorite Torchwood characters in no particular order:

1.Ianto Jones

2.Toshiko Sato

3.Captain Jack Harkness

4.Owen Harper

5.Martha Jones

6.Gwen Cooper

7.Rhys Williams

8.Captain John hart

9.Suzie Costello

10.Steven Carter

11.Gray

12.Andy

Have you ever read a five/eleven fic before?

Martha/Gray Hmmm, not that I can think of at the top of my head, but probably not. But I have seen a lot of one/three before ;)

Do you think three is hot?

Defiantly! I'm not even surprised he's my favourite character.

What would happen if twelve got one pregnant?

If Andy got Ianto pregnant, Jack would be the first to know and without a second though kick Andy's ass, or maybe kill him. Jack would then be by Ianto's side and help him raise his child as if the child was his own.

Do you remember any good fics about nine?

All the fics I read about Suzie is good, because she died in nearly every one of them, it's probably now obvious I don't like her.

Would seven and two make a good couple?

Tosh and Rhys might as well at least have a try at it, I think it might work well but Toshiko has her eyes for Owen, and Rhys lets just say he's already taken with a selfish jerk.

Four/Eight or Four/Five?

Owen/John Hart would be hilarious to see but I don't think Owen would let him even near his pants, Owen/Martha would make a good couple because for once it's Owen who has the crush.

What would happen if seven discovered three and eight were in a relationship?

If Rhys found out Jack and John were in a relationship no one would take any notice of him, because they all already knew they WERE in a relationship. But now Jack's seen sense and gone off with Ianto.

Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic

Tosh and Gwen go out on a field mission, the SUV brakes down so both of them are stranded, Gwen keeps nagging Tosh about how it was her fault so Toshiko kills her. When Jack finds out he congratulates Tosh and tells her he wanted to do it.

Has there been a one/eight fluff?

Ianto/John? Yes I have read one but that was only because John was controlling Ianto, poor Ianto needed his Jack.

Are there any story on your list about eleven?

Gray? It's a no from me.

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.

Ianto and Rhys in a happy relationship? Poor Ianto's probably having nightmares. So Suzie runs off with Rhys leaving Ianto heartbroken, probably heartbroken at the fact that he didn't brake up with him first. Ianto has an hot one-stand with Gray, better than Rhys I guess. Unhappy affair with Andy because Andy thinks Gwen's better than Ianto. He then takes advice from Martha, and finds true love with Toshiko?

Title/Warning for above fic?

The truth will be revealed!

5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with 3. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.

Martha, Owen, Rhys, Ianto and Jack are playing truth or dare. Martha asks Rhys, and Rhys says truth. Martha asks who Rhys loves and Rhys after some prodding from Jack, confessed their true love with Owen :o Owen does not share the feeling, I'm not surprised, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Jack! :O Rhys is heartbroken and seeks comfort from Ianto, while Jack and Owen run into the sunset together, I'm confused. However Martha is secretly in love with Ianto, and becomes so jealous of Rhys, who after the comfort with Ianto, becomes in a relation ship with Ianto, and so Martha decides to murder Rhys, GO MARTHA! But is stopped in time by the police officer Suzie and is sent to prison, allowing Ianto and Rhys to continue their relationship.

Title/Warning for above

The drunk truth or dare!

Suggest a title for a one/eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

Ianto/Gray. "The evil master mind"

What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Owen wants to seduce Ianto, but Jack notices this and saves him just in time!

Do any of your friends read seven/nine?

Nope!

If you wrote a songfic about twelve, what song would you use?

Andy "Who let the dogs out!"

6, 3, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 3 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 3 and plots to abduct 3 to keep 3 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 3 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 3 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.

Gwen, Jack, Owen and Gray are at a bar when Jack makes a drunken confession that Jack is in love with Ianto :D Gwen is secretly in love with Jack, so true :L She plots to abduct Jack and keep Jack away from Ianto, but is stopped by Owen and Gray. However, Gwen is so crazed by this point that Gwen needs constant watching to make sure Gwen doesn't go after Jack again, and Owen and Gray volunteer to do this. As they work together, Owen and Gray develop feelings for eachother. They are so distracted by this that Gwen escapes and goes on rampage. Just in time to save Jack and Ianto from untimely deaths, Rhys magically appears and vanquishes Gwen forever.

Title/Warnings for the above fic?

"You can't fight true love"

How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?

If John found out that Martha and Suzie were meeting for a threesome with Toshiko, he would very kindly make it a foursome.

6 sees 9 naked. His/her reaction?

Gwen see's suzie naked, she would go blind! :D

Would 12&6 make a good couple?

Andy and Gwen would make a good couple but Gwen doesn't even care about him.

What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?

That's easy, Ianto and Owen were hiding the rubber ducky from Jack. So I would also help them hide it.

3 kills 7, what does 3 say?

Jack kills Rhys, "That's Rhys down now his annoying excuse of a wife next"

Suggest a title for a 8 and 9 fluff story

"A lot of fun with a wrist strap"

What would be a good pick up line for 12 to use on 4?

Andy pick up line Owen, "Captain Andy!"

3 finds 4&7 kissing. What would 3 do?

If Jack found Owen and Rhys kissing he would pout and go and get Ianto so they can have a kiss off!

You find 10 going through your closet. What would you do?

I find Steven going through my clothes? As long as he's not going through my underwear draw then he's fine.

By the way, I set you up on a date with 2.

Me and Toshiko? That wouldn't work, I'll ask her if she wanted a game of pool instead.

Gee that was fun! :D My favouraite character of all time is Captain Jack, my family all know this. Because when ever the name Torchwood, Doctor who or Wales comes into a conversation everyone turns to me and shout Captain Jack! Cardiff! and it's quite embarrassing.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH (or part Irish), so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST wag schools.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

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Here we go again by Jiwa reviews
When Ianto Jones died in the Thames House, he didn't expect to wake up in the past. And what he definitely didn't expect, was that with his knowledge about the future, he had the power to change everything. Janto. COE fix!it fic. Cover art by Mad-Hattie.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,050 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Jack H., Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H., Ianto J.
It Started With a Push by HiyonoYuizaki reviews
When Jack pushed him away Ianto never expected to wake up in an unfamiliar forest. COE fix-it.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Gwen Harkness reviews
The team are locked in the Hub all night after they accidentally trigger the lock down system. Jack suggests they play a game of Truth or Dare. With a twist. They all take Retcon at the end of the night... Jack/Ianto Gwen/Owen Please R&Rxxx
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011
All You Need Is Love by Daelena reviews
The reunion between Jack and Ianto. Jack/Ianto, Doctor/Donna. Follows "Life Happens" and "Things Lost and Things Gained." Third of the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Eat Your Spinach by the darkness revealed reviews
The team runs into a problem when Ianto decides it's time to start eating healthy.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Reactions by SexySiri reviews
"But that's not… That's not normal." Ianto gets hurt at his sister's house and has some explaining to do about why he heals so quickly. Written for the longliveIanto cliche Bingo prompt 'Injury'. Immortal!Ianto. Sequel to 'Dreams come stalking in.'
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Ianto J., Rhiannon D. - Complete
Coffee and Meetings by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Ianto met Jack for the first time when he helped the captain capture a Weevil...or did he? Slight spoilers for series one and use of swearing.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
What Never Should Be by blucougar57 reviews
What might have happened if Jack had refused to join Torchwood in 1899? Alternate Universe.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 165,386 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
The Body Swap Experience by enigma-kar reviews
An alien artifact results in the body swap of all in the team. Chaos, hilarity and possible jealously ensues.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,749 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
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Jack's true colours reviews
During the process of Jack becoming immortal made him change. Years later he recruits all Torchwood members, only to soon become bored of them, but what will he do to relieve his boredom?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Jack H.
The imposter reviews
The affects of an alien artefact leave Gwen and Ianto in each others bodies. This gives Gwen the chance to gain Jack's love in Ianto's body. Ianto wants to get back in his body but Gwen isn't willing to give up when a secret of Jack's is found out. M-Preg
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,666 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
The forgotten numbers reviews
Five years after COE and Jack's seemed to have forgotten his numbers from one to ten... Or has he?
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Jack H. - Complete