Melasaurus
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Joined 05-05-11, id: 2898579, Profile Updated: 05-17-11
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Pseudo Name: Why Melasaurus... It's a variation of what I call my niece and it was in my head at the time. Somehow it suits my "bull in a china shop" nature. I'm not clumsy, I just drop things.

Age: Old enough to know better.

Sex: A feminine sort, neither frilly or dainty.

Loc: For the moment, here.

Favorite Quotes:

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

(The Shawshank Redemption)

"I have spread my dreams under your feet;

Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

(W.B. Yeats)

Favorite Song: The Thermos Song (by Steve Martin)

Random thoughts about writing, writing here, reviews, and other such things:

My writing is probably drivel...but I am going to give it a whirl - come what may.

Never in my right mind did I think I would find a love fest such as this. People praise everything from the great to the worst bits of drivel. I'm not mean spirited or a masochist, but where is the constructive criticism?

I AM a believer in the idea that standing behind those that you care for sometimes requires you to stand in front of them, telling them what they are doing wrong.

Google Chrome is the way to go people...it checks the spelling of every word you type and underlines the words that are wrong. If you click on the underlined words, google will even suggest the correct spelling. I have seen people misspell their titles...That is just sad. Maybe this line of thinking makes me an old fart, but it makes things so much easier when people understand what they are reading.

I am not a spelling and grammar freak. I can overlook mistakes for a good story.

If you came because I reviewed your story, you probably already know how bad my grammar is. I wish I could edit those...

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The Cullen Manor by Bumblebee27 reviews
Bella is hired as a maid at the Cullen manor, home to the feisty heir to the Duke of Cullen. What will happen when the womanizing nobleman becomes interested in Bella? Will her courtship with Jacob be able to ward off Edward's intentions? AH, set in England in the 1700s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 200,029 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mate by sheviking reviews
"His gaze travels up and down my body, and I watch as he palms himself through his jeans, almost as if he's unaware of it, but I can tell he's straining against the button fly. Then, he leans over me again, and this time I don't shut my eyes. "Mate."" 1st place winner Public Vote for the Red-Eyed Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,751 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,904 - Reviews: 7220 - Favs: 5,830 - Follows: 6,719 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Breaker Baby by ThisIsReallyHappening reviews
Mama said she wanted someone noble, upright, and godly for me. I just wanted him. Somewhere along the way, I found out what I wanted wasn't always what I needed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,124 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 7045 - Favs: 6,512 - Follows: 7,371 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Secrets by HelliesWorld reviews
Some kids are cool, some kids aren't. Edward and Bella have a secret relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,272 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Bella, Edward, Garrett - Complete
Bold Gestures by SexyLexiCullen reviews
"Young women can act silly, but men... Men make bold gestures." I opened the trunk for Bella. The man inside ended up on the pavement. Bella's eyes widened, and she covered her mouth. GangsterWard. *1958.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 123,233 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6690 - Favs: 5,043 - Follows: 4,868 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7509 - Favs: 10,622 - Follows: 5,860 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4502 - Favs: 7,528 - Follows: 4,259 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14336 - Favs: 15,735 - Follows: 8,422 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12185 - Favs: 5,741 - Follows: 3,691 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4522 - Favs: 5,713 - Follows: 2,101 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tale of Two Edwards by xshear reviews
A collaboration between xshear and kARLOTITA09. Based loosely on Bridget Jones's Diary. Sex and hilarity ensue. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,939 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
October reviews
This is a short segment filling in one of Bella's unwritten months in New Moon. Rather, this is my version of what "dragging lulls" and "strange lurches" would be like. I need help, any constructive criticism would helpful. Don't be shy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Bella - Complete