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Joined 11-04-02, id: 289884, Profile Updated: 08-04-12
Author has written 19 stories for Secret Circle series, Blade, Pirates of the Caribbean, Underworld, Secret Window, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Count of Monte Cristo.

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Cornfield Madness by Tavia reviews
We're back! In honor of On Stranger Tides, I offer you a new chapter in the cornfield, featuring popcorn, bickering, and responses to the recent movie. CONTAINS SPOILERS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,630 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2003
Plums of the Caribbean 2 by MsBrooklyn reviews
Sequel to "Plums of the Caribbean." Continuing the crossover between PotC and Janet Evanovich's New Jersey bounty hunter, Stephanie Plum.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,193 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Influential by Lip Balm reviews
[One shot. Based on 2005 movie.] Mister Willy Wonka, world renown chocolatier, was not taking no for an answer.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
Never Have I Ever by Meridian1 reviews
Getting to know you, Nightstalker style. Rated for language, inferences, and alcohol use (pre Blade: Trinity).
Blade - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,911 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005
Plumbing, Princes and Problems by Oh So Cliche reviews
When Mendanbar visited Kazul that first time Searching for Dragons , we heard everything he thought about Cimorene - but…what was she thinking? A little insight into our favorite Queen’s thoughts the first time she saw Mendanbar.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete
Twilight People by Eatsscissors reviews
Neither one of them has a use for the daylight any longer. BladeFrost, marginally AU
Blade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,350 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/15/2004
The Ambiguous Animagus by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
Sequel to The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf. Sirius follows Remus' romantic advice to the letter, but the results are less than stellar...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Bermuda by August DuMonte reviews
Set almost directly after the film, this fic deals with the Canonicals and some Original Characters. Much fun to be had with slash, het, rum, and mocking the Navy. Chapter five now up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,607 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2004 - Published: 8/3/2003
Mine by redcognito reviews
Julian plays with his prey. Slash, Zach/Julian.
Forbidden Game series - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Complete
Linger by Mistiec reviews
Underworld - They spoke little, she and her beast. He was lost beside her, powerful and unique, unsure and weak, a faithful dog trailing after his new master. And still, he clutched the chain.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2003
The Resurrection by Baloo reviews
The Forbidden Game IV. Eight years after the fact, Jenny challenges the Shadow Men to another game. And this time she’s playing not only for her soul, but also for Julian’s.
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,286 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/19/2003 - Published: 12/17/2001
Conversations with the Sparrow by Rae Roberts reviews
A series of conversations between Captain Jack Sparrow and an alienated young author take place under unusual circumstances. Earth cross over. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,676 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Baby Got Back Series by metro reviews
A series of a event that lead to an interesting relationship between Damon and Meredith (not romantic). Then Bonnie shows up and Meredith tease Damon. This is a different look at three interesting characters. And then there are the funny sex scenes.
Secret Circle series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2003
It all began with Too Much Tea by ladyFrost2 reviews
Well I know lots of people don't like stories about writing about stuff. So if you don't theres no use reading it and then being mad at me. I was stuck for inspiration and this came along. And I finished it! So it's late at night and the moon is rising an
Blade - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/22/2003
Violet Eyes by Kaelyn reviews
Avalon and Lei have been friends for a long time but will that friendship last when Avalon discovers that Lei isn't what he seems? *Ugh, totally cliche summary but the story's pretty unique. Please pass the reviews?*
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,542 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 4/19/2001
Blood Lust by The Juliana Down reviews
Deacon Frost has finally found a direct route to Blade and Whistler. Is he ready for the consequences that come along with his new catch? **NEW ENDING ADDED!!** PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!!!!
Blade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,586 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/30/2002 - Published: 8/12/2002
I Know What They Parodied Last Summer by sinecure reviews
Buffy, Xander, WIllow, and Spike are stuck together, forced to read and mock movie scripts.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,688 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2002 - Spike, Willow R.
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Mercury reviews
14 Oct: Rewrite & Part 7 Prequel to Blade. Diane meets Frost, and becomes Mercury. A complicated relationship. Note: Minor femslash situations. If you can't handle it, don't read it.
Blade - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 8/3/2003
Five Things That Never Happened to Hannibal King reviews
5 x 100 word drabbles. Threesomes and incest implied, but nothing explicit.
Blade - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Complete
Fearless reviews
For 15minuteficlets. Abigail Whistler is not scared of many things.
Blade - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Medicinal Properties reviews
Drabble. Will asks Jack about the kohl.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
As a Friend reviews
Based on the movie, because it's just easier that way. Mondego Dantes slash. Mondego reflects.
Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Complete
Meal for a gentleman reviews
For 15minuteficlets. Implied goreviolence. ScuDeacon.
Blade - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Complete
One Bad Day reviews
Season 6. Buffy knows her relationship with Spike is far from healthy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Perhaps not Lillies reviews
For 15minuteficlets. Mort's thinking about a story.
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete
Stupid People reviews
For 15minuteficlets. NW.
Secret Circle series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Complete
Save Me reviews
For 15minuteficlets. No names mentioned, implied coversation between Deacon and victim. You probably shouldn't read this if you get easily offended by blasphemy.
Blade - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Complete
Untitled 2 reviews
For 15minuteficlets. That scene where Selene kills Viktor. Not what you might think.
Underworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Complete
Writer's Block reviews
For 15minuteficlets. Mort has writer's block.
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Complete
Untitled reviews
For 15minuteficlets. Set straight after the movie, Selene's thoughts on Michael, because I'm not convinced that she loves him.
Underworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Complete
Finding Jack reviews
(8 Apr: NEW VERSION, Part 1) Jack gives his daughter, Rose, to Will and Elizabeth. Sixteen years later, she finds the truth and sets out to find her real father. Mostly OC story with brief cameo from original cast, and NO JACK PAIRINGS.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 10/28/2003
Vampire Hunting For Beginners reviews
(ON HOLD: No inspiration, sorry) Jen and her friend Laura find out about Night World, and decide to become vampire hunters. They have no idea what the hell they are doing. LJS Janet Evanovich style
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,883 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003
Julian's Fanmail reviews
Julian gets fanmail, and he gets a little nasty. My attempt at being funny.
Secret Circle series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Complete
Dear reviews
Letters are sent between DamonStefan, ThierryHunter, RobGabriel. This won Bloody Quills :D
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Complete
Just Two People reviews
Bonnie thinks about Damon.
Secret Circle series - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Complete
Inside a Dream reviews
A poem that is based around FG, but doesn't really mention anything from it.
Secret Circle series - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Complete
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