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Joined 05-06-11, id: 2900036, Profile Updated: 10-14-13
Author has written 8 stories for Primeval.

Hi my name is Emilee

I am in love with youtubers and when I mean love I mean I cry and fangirl over fanfictions! I mainly read Phan and tumblr has ruined my life! http://veeonejason.tumblr.com/ follow me on tumblr


Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (If you don't copy it, its because you can't because you are dead).

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. (including me)

If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you), put this in your profile.

If you ever walked in to a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are really random, put this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.


If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile


Friends

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.

A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, LOSER, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected.

A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend bails you out of jail.

A best friend sits next to you saying, “Man we messed up big time. Let’s do it again when we’re out of this dump.”

A friend takes the blame for you.

A best friend screams, “She did! She did! I’m innocent, she did!”

A friend talks you out of running away.

A best friend asks, “Do you want help? I could give your parents death glares when you're gone."

A friend helps you when you fall.

A best friend rolls around laughing and trips you up again.

A friend gives you advice for your relationship.

A best friend places bets on how long it will last.

A friend asks if you're ok.

A best friend knows when something is wrong.


Oh and by the way, i do read M rated and write them but i never review them so sorry if i dont review any M rated! And i currently have an M rated being written, thanks to The MeerkatSquirrel, she is helping me write it!!

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The Holiday by Malteser24 reviews
Collab written by Longest-Days-And-Nights and Malteser24. Dan and Phil meet after a beach ball to the head. Come with us on this journey, when nobody, not even the writers, know what will happen. Phan. AU. Please review, it really means a lot
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,114 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Tripping in Love - Phan by TheInternetHomo reviews
Returning to summer camp for what may be the last time, Phil Lester wants this year to be the best, and most memorable. His dream may just be fulfilled, with the help of a dashing lad named Dan Howell, that is. Read and Review for phancakes! I love you all! Rated M for future smut and language...okay and maybe some terrible puns.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,057 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Computer Crash by piss-on-me-ally reviews
Jess and Becker are working on computers and Jess's crashes. She loves computers, but even computer genius's get stumped sometimes. Becker tries to help her fix it. please Read and Review.
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Lost your balance on a tightrope… by piss-on-me-ally reviews
A Taylor Swift songfic. Jealousy, fear, anger, guilt and most importantly love. Everything you could want from a Jecker fic. Read to find out what happens in this rollercoaster of a romance! rated T for later chapters. R&R, please!
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Jess P., Becker
Shouldn't She Know? by piss-on-me-ally reviews
It takes something bad happening to jess for becker to realise that he's in love with her. If only there was another way... 2 endings to suit you; happy or sad.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Primeval Jecker by x-Jecker4Ever-x reviews
Somethings up with jess. How long will it take becker to get the truth out of her?
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,381 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Jess P., Becker
Goodbye by HedgieX reviews
Only as Jess is dying do she and Becker finally realise their true love for each other. There's so much they could've done together...but now it's all over. As the team say a tearful goodbye, can Jecker find peace together before it's too late?
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Becker, Jess P.
Murder in the hallway by ThePersonWithNoName reviews
Future preditors have invaded the A.R.C... raining down over the team is terror, darkness, fright and... Philips brain? Seriously? Beware hilarious character death on a massive scale! Lots of dark humor! Rated 5 stars and beta read by The MeerkatSquirrel!
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Jess P., Becker
If tomorrow never comes by Beth Becker reviews
What if tomorrow never came and the last things you ever said to your love was that you hate them ? Jecker ttm :D
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Becker, Jess P.
In sickness and in health by maddi-becker reviews
when jess collapses becker soon realisies he has feelings for her. this story is a story on how they develop and how their lives are up until their vows"in sickness and in health" plz review and read x t for later chapters
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,738 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Becker, Jess P.
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Silly Jess reviews
Jess misses Becker and Matt starts to hit on Jess... Will Becker take Jess back or will Matt get to her first?
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Becker, Jess P.
A Lesson Learnt reviews
its a story i wrote when i had no internet and was boars, please read and review!
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Becker, Jess P.
Package Holiday reviews
Everyone gets a 3 wekk holiday, what will they get upp to
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Becker, Jess P.
When all seems lost reviews
becker has a girlfriend and jess has swore she will not get in the way. matt soon becomes like a older brother to jess but when jess's life starts going down hill will becker see sence and dump georgia and date jess before it is too late,plz read.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Becker, Jess P.
My Brother My Life reviews
Maddie-becker wrote ths but im just publishing it, so it would meen the world to both of us if you read and review
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Go Away reviews
Jess and Becker have a hage fight
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Having Fun reviews
...Says it in the title. Jess Parker likes her fun as the rest of the team are about to find out!
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Jess P. - Complete
Perfect reviews
Jess gets bullied, maybe becker can help... First story so please R&R.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete