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Joined 11-05-02, id: 290020, Profile Updated: 09-20-12
Author has written 8 stories for Shakespeare, Star Wars, Sin City, Misc. Movies, Kingdom Hearts, and Harry Potter.

Current Obsession: Avengers, Ironman

Hello all! Twenty-something year-old writer who believes that finding a good, well-written, well thought-out, enjoyable and intelligent fic is, at the risk of like digging in the dirt for diamonds.

I will always leave a review. Because I know how discouraging it is when you work SO hard (Lord knows I spend weeks on one-shots alone) and you see that you have A TON of HITS and TEN reviews.

So I suppose that this is my public service announcement:

Please, please, please leave reviews--not just for me but for all fic-authors. Even if it's just a sentence, anything helps in encouraging authors. Even if you despise their fic and think it's a poorly written piece of crap, LEAVE A REVIEW TELLING THEM HOW THEY CAN IMPROVE.

So don't just sit there--review! :)

And with that said? Happy reading =)

UPDATES:

9/20/2012

*blows dust off keyboard*

Um...so hi. Been a while. I don't want to say I'm back...per se...but I do want to start writing some stuff again. Soooo...be on the lookout. :)

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Pulling Teeth by seriousish reviews
Hulk hate dentist.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
All Hail James Potter by juxtaposed reviews
All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Missing By A Mile by the Black Rose reviews
HYxRP. Romantic Comedy. A princess in love with a soldier. A soldier with no clue what love is. Helpful friends, a saboteur, and an enemy butler... For Heero Yuy, the rules of engagement have changed.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 153,252 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 2/12/2001 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
Roll Of The Dice: Organization XIII by Organization VI reviews
A series of 25 themed drabbles, starring the entire Organization.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Of Chocolate and Chess by Green Bird reviews
SiriusRemus. Oneshot. Book 5. A lonely Dog baits his busy Wolf with cocoa over a game of chess. Fluffy, funny and smutty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Few Redeeming Qualities by Slashapalooza reviews
Sora was messy, wild, mysterious, and everything Riku never wanted in a lover. That didn't stop Riku from falling for him. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,082 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Riku, Sora - Complete
When Senses Take Leave by romanticidiot reviews
Slash, consider yourself warned. SiriusRemus A random oddity of craziness as Remus' mind takes a holiday and he does ... interesting things that lead to Sirius' mind taking a break with Remus' mind and having fun. Cute and random. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Arrangement by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Sleeping In An Unmade Bed by Chibikat the Canuck reviews
A fledgling love is still love, and even if it's fleeting, it's something that can be preserved and remembered. Between Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, old memories resurface, and new ones are created. SiriusRemus slash fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
SURREAL by Susan Bell reviews
Four years after Tidus's return, Yuna finds herself pregnant. Tidus's thoughts on the ... blessed event. R for language.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
Gentlemen's Agreement by Night Zephyr reviews
No friends, no professors, no roommates to interrupt them anymore. So why is Ron having trouble finding some privacy with Hermione? And they say curiosity killed the cat... RHr, naturally
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by joanofarc15 reviews
Jean has to deal with the dreams and nightmares of all her teammates.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S.
Slap by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the time…Slap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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Lucky Thirteen reviews
Roxas was never very lucky. Axel.Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Talking to a Weasley Boy reviews
Ginny gives a bit of advice to a frustrated Hermione Granger after the Yule Ball. RHr hints.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Company Cannot Be Bought reviews
The worst of problems can be solved with a bottle if company cannot be bought. Axel.Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Got it Memorized? reviews
Axel jogs Roxas's memory.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Not Such a Prude reviews
[WHEN HARRY MET SALLY] the World Famous Scene, folks.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
The Old Town Whore reviews
Basin City reflections as told by three of Old Town's femme fatales.
Sin City - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Complete
You're WHAT! reviews
A flustered Padme attempts to explain to a rather confused Padawan that a little something...rather, someTHINGS...are expected...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Terrified: Thoughts of the Drowning Maiden reviews
Ophelia reflects on her relationship with Hamlet takes place in Act III. Rated for dark themes.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Complete