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Joined 05-06-11, id: 2900720, Profile Updated: 02-11-13
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Ender's Game series.

Hullo.

I love rubber duckies, obscure mammals, key-chains, the normal sort of odd bits and ends. I also read for pleasure, follow international and national politics with ardor, and participate in probably too many friendly arguments.

I always talk either all too much or too little.

I'm a secular humanist and I can understand/speak basic French.

Green is the best colour.

I'm bad at profiles.

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http://asktheodorenott.tumblr.com/

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Les drabbles de la Bibliothèque by Aqualys reviews
La bibliothèque de Poudlard et sa gardienne ont plus d'importance dans la vie des élèves qu'elles n'y paraissent. Un bon livre, au bon moment, peut changer beaucoup de choses. Ces drabbles en sont la preuve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 141 - Words: 18,103 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - I. Pince
Sapiosexual by ambiencealikw reviews
Prompt 537 for HPFFP's Super-Spur-Of-The-Moment Fic Contest! 'Sapiosexual - A person sexually attracted to intelligence or the human mind.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Theodore N., Hermione G. - Complete
Andromeda's Silence by Stina58 reviews
The house was disconcertingly silent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Andromeda T. - Complete
Well Past Midnight by ambiencealikw reviews
Ollivanders Challenge – Week 1 – Writing Prompt 5: 'I won't stick my neck out for you again.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Blame it on the Nargle's by HeroineLestrange2 reviews
Nargle's bring Luna and Blaise together one night, and for some reason they chose to stay that way. Just a short sweet Luna/Blaise one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Luna L., Blaise Z. - Complete
Cracked by ambiencealikw reviews
Slytherin!Hermione makes a bet with Pansy – who can make the ever stoic Theodore Nott crack first?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Drawing You is My Drug by VivanVonVibrant reviews
Dean can't stop drawing Seamus on his long, sleepless nights at Hogwarts. It's become a bit of an obsession to sketch his slumbering friend but it may lead to things he never expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Dean T., Seamus F.
In the Hallways of Battle School PetraxDink by stargazer3000 reviews
A Petra and Dink romance. this is just part one.
Ender's Game series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2011
This Is My Scorpius by Moose Juice reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy are in their sixth year at Hogwarts and dating openly. They're happy and accepted at school, but when it comes to telling Al's parents, Scorpius isn't so sure. Oneshot. Largely fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Best Little Secrets Are Kept by mrsjackturner reviews
Al and Scorpius are brilliant at keeping secrets... or so they think. AS/S
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
All those years outside looking in by Vendelin reviews
Albus has fallen in love with Scorpius after years of stalking him around the school by night. In secret of course. Or so he thinks, until this one night. Fluffy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Ender Drabbles by sliz225 reviews
Exactly what the title says. A handful of Enderverse drabbles, including some from Ender's Shadow.
Ender's Game series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
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Harry's Turbo Hopper reviews
The story of Harry's 7th birthday... /:/ For "Harry's Birthday" contest by ForTheLoveOfBooksAndCupcakes. /:/ "He clasped his own seatbelt tightly. He wondered if his parents had been wearing them. He had tried to ask Uncle Vernon before and been sent to his room with no supper."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Blotted Out reviews
Theodore Nott finds himself confronted by Professor Trelawney, who wants to know why his dream journals are all made up... and why his readings of tea leaves are so consistently accurate. / Eventual TN/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Hermione G., Theodore N.
Two Weeks with the Malfoys reviews
Rose Weasley has kindly resolved to brighten the summer of Scorpius Malfoy. However, Rose's task grows more difficult as mysteries mount when one mysterious visitor after another graces the rustic elegance of the Malfoys' summer estate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Draco M., Scorpius M., Astoria G., Rose W.
Following The Map
Rose leaned forward for a better look as Scorpius withdrew from his pocket his long, coal-coloured wand. He proceeded to tap it against the parchment and muttered some sort of incomprehensible oath. Ink seemed to seep from within the pages, forming twisting lines dotted with little footprints, words rising up in the form of names and labels. {Rose/Scorpius}
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Armchair Princess reviews
"Hi," he said, kneeling down so that there was less of a height difference. "I'll be looking after you tonight. My name is Scorpius." / One-shot, SM/RW, utter fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Stopping on Sidewalks reviews
"Every year, coming home from summer holiday, I'd brag about the places I went. It was more that Father brought me along on business meetings..." The tired Draco-and-Hermione-become-summer-buddies plot, approached in a fresh but familiar way. Best efforts are made to tweak the surroundings, not the characters's personalities themselves, in order to bring them together. Fluffy fun
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Wonderful, Terrible Hinting reviews
"All this? The beauty of nature? It would be nothing compared to a girl who wore blue lipstick. She'd be stunning, an enigma. It seems silly, but..." And it did seem silly. Scorpius lies about what he looks for in a girl and fluff ensues. Not terribly deep fluff, but attempts to be at least an interesting read. Short-ish one shot, T for mild language. Thanks C:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Chancellorsville reviews
Ender encounters Alai at night. Boy/boy, but the fluffy sort, with conversation. Densely written, attempting to somewhat match Card's style while still being romantic. Probably a one-shot. "Jackson died at Chancellorsville. Lee lost his best man. He said it was like losing an arm, but I imagine it was worse than that."
Ender's Game series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Complete
Hopeless reviews
Albus is sitting alone 'til someone joins him, and that someone isn't sure what has him so upset. Slightly angsty, but overall probably pure fluff. Far grander than I'm making it out to be, I don't really have a way with summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
The Lively Sepulchre reviews
While the idea of Scorpius's first year is rather unoriginal, hopefully this will be new and fresh. I try to avoid some cliches it's easy to fall into, but this isn't a story that was written out of spite for the norm, or anything. Anyway, try it out :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P.