Author has written 1 story for Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師.
Age : old enough to know better, too young to care
My definition of a good story is a good plot, a proper story format where not every third word is misspelled, and a little humor in general, but there are exceptions. It just has to be interesting, really. That's the most important part. Well, that's it and you can scroll down past all this junk or read it, it's up to you.
I should really clean all this up, really...
"Only two things are infinite, human stupidity, and the universe... And I'm not even sure about the latter."-Albert Einstein
"It's easier to crush a dream than realize one, forming a bond is infinitely more difficult than breaking one." - Ichimaru Gin
"You should never avert your eyes from death, never look away from the lives you have taken. And you should never forget the people that you have killed, because I can assure you they will never forget you." Solf J. Kimblee - Fullmetal Alchemist
“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
"Are Marines good? Are Pirates evil? Such things are constantly changing! Children who've never known war have different values than those who have never known peace! Justice will prevail, or course it will... Because the side that wins will become justice!"-Donquixote Doflamingo
"There are many types of monsters that scare me: Monsters who cause trouble without showing themselves, monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood... and then, monsters who tell nothing but lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance: They are much more cunning than others. They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart; they eat even though they've never experienced hunger; they study even though they have no interest in academics; they seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such monsters, I would likely be eaten by them... because in truth, I am that monster."- L, Death Note Rewrite
"But it is not pride that I do not surrender, I do not surrender therefore I am proud."-Hibari Kyoya
"The century's greatest detective, advertised as solving every case imaginable. How great his burden must be, how much pain must he go through every single moment: past, present and future...a burden so great it would leave you hunched over. A bitter taste in your mouth that would leave you longing for sweets." - M, Death Note: Another Note
"So, I've decided that I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Ichigo to notice me, or I can just get on with my life."
"Good for you!"
"Well, I didn't choose yet."-Five Lifetimes
Calvin: War is a manly art!
Susie: I suppose anything so idiotic would have to be. Can I play in your game or not?
Calvin: I don't know;
"If you're afraid to lose, then get stronger. If you want to protect those you love...then do what you have to do to protect them. If you're afraid of that hollow inside you...then get strong enough to crush it. Even if no one in the world believes in you...stick out your chest and scream in defiance! That is the kind of man you are in my heart!"-Rukia Kuchiki
"That man [Batman] won't quit so long as he can draw breath. None of my teammates will. Me? I've got a different problem. [Punches Darkseid through the wall] I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard. Always taking care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. [Punches Darkseid again] But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose, and show you just how powerful I really am." Superman just before uncorking an assbeating of a lifetime on Darkseid, reaffirming that he is indeed a bad mother f'er - Justice League Unlimited
"Ambition is the willingness to kill the thing you love and eat them to stay alive."
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. (I like to believe that I toe that line every day)
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
"You said she's smart, but it only means she got high marks, and she's actually a stupid woman."- Near
Risking your life and doing something that could easily rob you of your life are exact opposites.
If it means being able to clear a case,I don't play fair. I am a dishonest, cheating human being who hates losing.
"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines
“It is in human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion.” – Anatole France
"Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive." - Josephine Hart
“Cool used to mean unique, spontaneous, compelling. The coolest kid was the one that everyone wanted to be like but no one quite could because their individuality was so utterly distinct. Then 'cool' changed. Marketers got a hold of it and reversed its meaning. Now you're cool if you're NOT unique. If you bear the unmistakable stamp of America. Hair by Paul Mitchell, Clothes by Abercrombie, Car by Lexus, Attitude by Nike. Cool is the opiate of our time and over a couple of generations we have grown dependent upon it to maintain our identities of inclusion.”-Shorty4_11
“People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.”-Dave Barry
“When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong; they taught me different was wrong.” Ani Difranco
“I'm not perfect, I never tried to be. I've made mistakes. I've taken the easy way out. I've lied to my friends. I've hidden the truth so many times from so many people. I've hurt people, and I've even done it on purpose. I've left people behind. I've spread rumors. I've said things that I didn't mean. I'm no better than anyone, anywhere. I'm human. I have faults, and I'm not afraid to admit that. I want to change, but I won't. Because that's what we do. That's what we've always done. We list our faults like a grocery list, and we move on, expecting everything to somehow change itself. It never will. I will never change. I will never be perfect. I will always make mistakes. I'll, more often than not, take the easy way out. I will lie, hide the truth, hurt people, leave people behind, spread rumors, and say things I don't mean for the rest of my life.” - jeneveve
“When exactly did we go from being kids to just being people, I'm not sure. I do know that it's not about turning a certain age or graduating from school. It happens when you're not paying attention. We go from playing with our friends to playing with our friend's feelings. Without our knowledge or consent childhood slips away in the night and our innocence escapes us and we wake up one morning to find we have become who we are.”
"I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize." (Happens to me more often than I like to admit in class)
"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?"-Kakashi Hatake
"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"Stress is the confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of someone who truly deserves it."
"We're both of the same breed, after all...Motives for war are not of concern. Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love, or just because...no matter how pathetic the reason, it's enough to start war."-Pein
"We are but men, drawn to act in the name of revenge we deem to be 'Justice.' But when we call our vengeance 'Justice,' it only breeds more revenge...forging the first link in the chains of hatred."-Pein
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on
I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else. (My motto in life)
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
How can you tell there's an American in Europe? He goes around insisting he's Canadian. How do you know there's a Canadian in Europe? He goes around insisting he's not American.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse
MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Follow Murphy's Law of Combat:
There is no such thing as the perfect plan.
If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
Military Intelligence is a contradiction.
Sniper's Motto: Reach out and touch someone.
The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.
Avoid loud noises, there are few silent killers in a combat zone.
Once you are in the fight, it is way too late to wonder if this is a good idea.
Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in once piece at the end of the day is better.
Being shot hurts.
If everyone does not come home, none of the rest of us can fully come home either.
If it's worth fighting for... it's worth fighting dirty for.
It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.
The important things are always simple.
If it's stupid but it works, then it isn't stupid.
Supply and Demand Law: Whatever you have, you don't need. Whatever you need, you don't have.
Law of Desert Combat: Any attempt to find cover will result in failure.
Anderson's First Law: If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Advice for the Evil Overlord: Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
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