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Really Dumb Store labels:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."
Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets"
Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances"
Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."
Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping."
Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness"
Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark"
Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe."
RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe."
Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain."
Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping"
On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regaular soap"
Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost"
Body: Okay this is called “FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ”. I have reacted to being sent this by actually filling this out. You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 things. You can’t think and go back and change your answers. Copy and Paste, then delete answers to make them your own.
1. Beer: drunk
2. Anorexic: puke
3. Relationships: AWESOME!
4. Purple: ME!
5. Power Rangers: eeewwwwww
6. Weed: bad
7. Steroids: baseball (idk)
8. Cartoons: avatar
9. The President: bad
10. Tupperware: jelly yummy
11. Best vacation: HAWAII!!!
12. Santa Claus: who believes in that anymore?
13. Halloween: BOO!
14. Bon Jovi: OLDIE!
15. Grammar: What the heck?
16. Facebook: Dont have 1
17. Worst fear: THE WORLD ENDING IN 2012 EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKk
18. Marriage: Awww, if only it was as great as it sounds.
19. Paris Hilton: WHO?
21. Redhead: Claire!
22. Blonde: Amber house of anubis...
23. Pass the time: writing! duh
24. One night stands: no thank you
25. Donald Trump: Running for prez?
26. Neverland: okay last time i heard that was when i was like... what... six?
27. Pixie Sticks: SUGAR HYPE!
28. Vanilla ice cream: ICE CREAM!
29. High School: Lots of people...
30. Work: Have none!
31. Pajamas: whatever im wearing for pajamas...
32. Woods: aahhhh animals.
33. Wet Sock: again... WHAT THE HECK?
34. Alcohol: BLECH!
35. Love: :) rather not say
Okay now 100 questions lol
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
'"yes," phoebe said'
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My parrots cage
Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Spongebob Squarepants its on right now
Without looking, guess what time it is
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
7:42pm (so close just switch the #s...)
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
its like 20 degrees outside and i had to go get the mail in my tshirt. COLD!!!
Did you dream last night?
Do you remember your dreams?
yeah it was so funny, i was in the social studies room and i was leaving class but the social studies teacher kept me after class to look over my report or something. When we finished i looked at the clock and language arts was almost over and i was like "oh my gosh im gonna be late!" so the social studies teacher wrote me a note then sent me to language art class. There was this kindergartener and she wouldnt go away untill i got to class. So in language arts everyone was making clay bowls, which is wierd coz that is what we were doing in art class that week... anyways i handed the note to the language arts teacher and she looked at it and said "Thats okay." then she looked around and there was this guy named Charlie working on a bowl that looked like a turtle and the language arts teacher ran to him yelling "no! charlie! your doing it all wrong!" haha it was funny.
When did you last laugh?
what are you talking about i have been laughing nonstop for the past... 0 seconds?
Do you remember why / at what?
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
im bored. next quesion?
Seen anything weird lately?
My friend, does that count?
What do you think of this quiz?
i dont know i have done about 10 of these today.
What is the last film you saw?
Who watches films anymore.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
RIGHT WHERE IM AT!
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
save it like a smart person :) but really... a truck :)
Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
umm im an open book really.
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would change half of the words that comeout of my mouth when i talk to someone whos incredibly cute. i mean i could win americas funniest home videos with that gold.
Do you like to dance?
LOVE 2! but i cant dance im terrible :)
Would you ever consider living abroad?
Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
From my friend.
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
shake it up song for that dance contest... dont ask i was bored.
Last time you swam in a pool?
Type of music you like most?
Rock all the way!
Type of music you dislike most?
Are you listening to music right now?
What color is your bedroom carpet?
If i could see it i would tell. no haha its liek a greenish brown.
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
MAKE IT BIGGER!
What was the last thing you bought?
My parrot... hes annoying.
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Do you have a garden?
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Is it early? or should i go back to sleep.
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Justin bieber so i can 'accidently' spill my lunch on him.
Who sent the last text message you received?
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Jc penny... rue 21... excetera.
What time is bed time?
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
How many tattoos do you have?
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
What did you do for your last birthday?
Do you carry a donor card?
what? i dont even carry a library card!
Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
Is the glass half empty or half full?
What i would really like to know is WHOS DRINKING OUTTA MY WATER GLASS?
What's the farthest-away place you've been?
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Have you ever won a trophy?
Are you a good cook?
Do you know how to pump your own gas?
no. Thats what the people who work at the gas stations are for, right?
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
OMG OMG adam... wait for it... LAMBERT!!! haha he is soooooo awesome. i love his hair.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
No and im so glad i never have!
Do you touch-type?
What's under your bed?
NOTHING! nothing illegal or anything... heh heh heh.(laughes nervously)
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Think fast, what do you like right now?
Where were you on Valentine's day?
What time do you get up?
What was the name of your first pet?
I dont know!
Who is the second to last person to call you?
Is there anything going on this weekend?
How are you feeling right now?
What do you think about the most?
What time do you get up in the morning?
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
A longggggggggg time! so about 2 min.
Who would you tell first?
eh whoevers within earshot.
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
i dont know! oh right... pirates of the carribian.
Do you sing in the shower?
nah i sing worse than a tone deaf walrus.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Didn't I already do this question?
What do you do most when you are bored?
What do you do for a living?
Do you love your job?
What did you want to be when you grew up?
I am still growing up.
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
an artist! or a writer. or a forensic scientist or a field agent like NCIS
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
I hate this question! I don't know...the egg?
How many keys on your key ring?
I don't have any keys.
Where would you retire to?
Somewhere. I don't know right now!
What kind of car do you drive?
What are your best physical features?
What are your best characteristics?
I dont wanna sound self absorbed or anything... EVERYTHING! jk
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
What kind of books do you like to read?
Anything realistic fiction, or mystery!
Where would you want to retire to?
What is your favorite time of the day?
Where did you grow up?
How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
I am still here!
What are you reading now?
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No, but I am very close.
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Do you have pets?
2 cats 2 birds (MOMO STOP CHEWING ON THE MOUSE!) hes my parrot BTW
How many rings before you answer the phone?
eh 10. its fun to drive ppl nuts.
What is your best childhood memory?
i dont know!
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
None. Don't you understand that I am only 13.
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
I know someone that you can search online and actually come up with something! isnt that great!
What is most important in life?
Being successful and being with the one you love.
100. What Inspires You?
that i can look forward to a nights sleep every day.
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
These are a hundred random questions!
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? not anymore...
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Who doesnt?
3) How many houses have you lived in? 4!
4) Favorite candy bar? Crunch!
5) Favorite shoes? neon converse!
6) Have you ever tripped someone? Proud to say that yes!
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No and I never want to.
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Nope!
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Mmmmm... My crush. Or the radio that is constantly playing the songs i dont necisarily love in my head over and over :P
12) Favorite genre of music? rock! or pop. Or punk.
13) What is your zodiac sign? Capricorn!
14) What time were you born? 12:01 PM
15) Do you like beer? No
16) Ever made a prank phone call? Tried. Failed. Never again.
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Who has cds anymore?
18) Are you sarcastic? NOOOOO... (see what i did there? sarcasim.)
19) What are your favorite colors? Blue, green, black, purple.
20) How many watches do you own? I dont own a watch, and im proud of it!
21) Summer or winter? Summer! You cant do anything during winter!
23) Favorite color to wear? blue.
24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi!
25) What color is your cell phone? neon blue!
26) Where is your second home? school.
27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes!
28) Have you ever had a cavity? umm ya...
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? If you count all the lights on the lamp... 4.
30) How many video games do you own? i cant even count. But the ones that are actually MINE and not my bros that i actually play? 1.
31) What was your first pet? A cat.
32) Ever had braces? No, but I'm getting them.
33) Do looks matter? sometimes.
34) Do you use chapstick? Yea. Its better than lipgloss!
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School: Im not in highschool!
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? IDK!
37) Are you too forgiving? Sometimes.
38) How many children do you want? 1, perferably none.
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? No.
40) Favorite breakfast meal? MMmmmm pancakes.
41) Do you own a gun? No and I do not trust my self with anything sharp, pointy, and/or dangerous
42) Ever thought you were in love? Good question. Im not gonna answer. IM 14!!!
43) When was the last time you cried? a long time ago
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Who keeps track of that stuff??? idk.
45) Olive Garden? La Panera? I guess Olive Garden cuz I've never heard of the other one.
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? NO.
47) Have you ever been in a castle? No
48) Nicknames? Madi
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No
50) Ever been to Kentucky? No
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? I dunno.
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Mmmmmhmmmmm...
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Well, not unless you count when i was a ghost for halloween!
55) Do you own a diamond ring? I WISH.
56) Are you happy with your life right now? Right now, im perfectly content with my life.
57) Do you dye your hair? Its like a light brownish red and im getting pink underneath it.
58) Does anyone like you? Like as a friend or more? yeah i hope so.
59) What year were you born? 1997!
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I wasnt born.
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No
62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds!
63) Do you like yourself? Yes, but not to the point where I'm conceited.
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mother
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Eyes. Its fun to lose yourself in there eyes... But its hard to pick. Is everything an option?
66) Are you afraid of the dark? sorta.
67) Have you ever eaten paste? No
68) Do you own a webcam? One is built into my compute!
69) Have you ever stripped? NO!! Well... not counting showering and changing but other than that no.
70) Ever broke a bone? yea... i ran across a teniss court and broke my ankle. Stupid me. I was just running! my friends joke that i tripped on the lines painted on the court... and my finger is possibly broken right now...
72) Do you chat on AIM often? No... what is that?
73) Pringles or Lays? Neither! i dont eat chips unless theyre salt and vinegar.
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I don't know! i think maybe, but it would have been unintenionly!
75) Rugrats or Doug? Eww neither.
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Brady bunch!!
77) Did you like your high school guidence counselor? Dont have 1!
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? NO! im SKINNY! not anorexic, iv always been thin.
80) Do you own a car? No
81) Can you cook? Yeah
82) 3 things that annoy you:
1. Mean, popular girls who think they're all that
2. Lauren... she irks me.
3. Boys who think there so cute when there so NOT! ( I wouldnt care if they were cute, just when there not.)
83) Do you text message often? OH YEAH. my mom got mad at me coz i went ova my limit :P
84) Money or love? Love. Deffinatly love.
85) Do you have any scars? A few on my knee.
86) What do you want more than anything right now? actually, nothing.
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Depends.
88) This question was deleted by me for scary inappropriatness! Sorry, it had to be done.
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Sometimes, when im in the mood.
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No. I haven't even seen one. But I do know the song. It's the eye of the tiger!
92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mom!!!!!
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My brother.
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My enemie jona(shes a grl)
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My friend Abby
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? well... due to the fact someone i know might read this im not telling
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Cole
100) Who was the last person that called you? Abby and Janelle
YOUR GUY SIDE:
~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
~Dogs are better than cats.
~It's hilarious when people get hurt.
~Youve played with/against boys on a team
~Shopping is torture.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
~You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You wear the color pink
~You like hanging out at the mall. (FOOD COURT!)
~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
~You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You pop the collar
Total = 5
[ ] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
Total = 1
Total = 4
[ ] You do not procrastinate.
[ ] You are/were on Student Council. (Blah)
[ ] You are/were the class president. (Blah)
Total = 1
Total = 3
[ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
Total = 2
Garage Band Junkie
[ ] You have groupies.
Total = 0
[ ] You love the emo song. (...? I have so many question marks on this survey...)
[ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my hearts being ripped out" and all that. (... I say shiitake mushroooms)
Total = 3
Total = 3
SWEETNESS MUSHY STUFF!!!
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile...
I'm the Girl
~I'm the girl who will put my head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you.
I'm the girl who says,"Okay, but you owe me...", not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you.
I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you.
I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like; I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms.
I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it.
I'm the girl who never forgets you.
I'm the girl who loves it when you give me flowers for no apparent reason.
I'm the girl who thinks the world of you. All I want is for us to be together.
I WANT A GUY...
who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,
hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.
Someone who would sing to me at random moments.
Who would let me sleep on his chest.
A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.
I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.
Someone who would let me gossip to him
and just smile and agree with everything I said.
He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then
KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.
Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.
He would take me to the park and
put his hands around my waist and
give me big bearhugs all the time.
He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.
And we'd make out in the pouring rain.
He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,
and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.
I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years
and COUNT STARS with me.
Who would stay home with me on a Friday night
just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.
Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,
who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.
But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART
HOW GUYS FLIRT: 1. He stares at you alot.
2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )
3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school
6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk.
8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
9. You were invited by him to a group outing.
10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.
11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder...
12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.)
HOW GIRLS FLIRT:
1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name.
2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.
3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.
4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.
6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.
7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.
8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
9. You catch her staring at you.
10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.
11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.
12. She knows your phone number and address.
13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible
1-touch her waist
are you remembering this?
11-smile with her
Are you thinking about someone?
16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her
oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too
21-kiss her on the lips
26-don't lie to her
are you still reading this? u better be, its important
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
remember this next time you are with her
36. when people diss her, stand up for her. take her side no matter what.
MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED
41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night. (she'll feel safe, if you put your arms around her.)
youll never know when she needs just a lil more love
repost this in 20 sec. or you will lose the one you care about the most!!
A few things to say to guys (i might use these later!):
Guy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Guy: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Guy: Your face must turn a few heads.
Guy: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Guy: I think I could make you very happy.
Guy: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Guy: Can I have your name?
Guy: want to see a movie?
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Man: I'm God's gift to women
Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Guy: I know how to please a woman
Guy: I can tell you want me
Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Guy: I want to give myself to you
Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Man: Are you from Tenessee, 'cause your the only TEN-I-SEE
COPY AND PASTE IT STUFF TO MAKE YOUR PROFILE LONGER!!!
96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from a very high plane 20,000 feet in the air with no parachute. If you're in the 4% that would bring a cooler of food and drinks and a lawnchair and watch then copy and paste this in your profile. (I'd video tape it!)
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If you love looking at profiles that are ridiculously long, copy and paste this on your profile!
If your a copy cat and love to copy things off of other people's profiles, copy and paste this on your profile!
If you think you went overboard with copy and pasting, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If the scroll bar on the side of your screen is so small it cant get any smaller, copy and paste this onto your profile!
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If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If have ever eaten someone else's food without realizing it, copy this into your profile.
if you think girls and boys are equal human beings, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think hair color doesn't determine how smart you are, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends have ever called you evil, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile...
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Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star had the same tune.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then copy and paste this to your profile.
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If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), Ice wolf13, AlyxtheDarkWanderer, BellaSwan321, Bookworm614, lukexthaliaxfan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, WireWriter...izzi08, HOAdragonfly!!!,
If you have ever wanted to kill someone (including a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Make your wish when you have completed
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
there were 3girls
They were looking through peoples
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.
Opens mailbox and skims through mail* "Junk...junk...junk...coupon...ooo they're having a sale at Bob's Buffalo Buffet...junk...junk...UGH! I joined the dark side years ago! Why do they keep sending me brochures!" *Throws down mail and stomps inside then runs back out* "I almost forgot my coupon!"
Something to think about: If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Oh, deep, I know.
Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.
Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?
Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away from him, and you've got his shoes.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about having cookies?
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
It’s retarded it’s ridiculous it’s re-dic-u-tard-ed.
What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.
Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.
Slinky + escalator = endless fun
People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"
Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.
I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!
I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Isn't it funny how people who want quiet are always the loudest telling people to shut up?
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
There's no place like home . . . but Wal-mart's close.
You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their own way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention.
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.
The rules only apply if you get caught.
I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's.
A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
Don't worry about the end of the world coming today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Kids are the future. Be afraid, very afraid!
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
You're a great friend, but if zombies chase us . . . I'm tripping you.
So many stupid people, so little duct tape.
I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly?
I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you.
I don't understand white crayons! Why are they here? What do they want from us?
"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.
Get real. No one's going to form a single-file line if the building's on FIRE!
The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.
One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me
Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!
WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!
Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.
My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.
if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!
OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!
let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.
yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.
warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.!
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important; school however, is another matter.
I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.
High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw. (XDDD)
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
I do not deny everything.
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.
Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less
Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
The road to success is always under construction.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape
Life's tough...Get a helmet
I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!
SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...
If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends
Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do
Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died
Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain
Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P
I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.
Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public
Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can.
Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
I ran with scissors, and lived!
My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"
BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
If you think about it, benjamin franklin is sort of stupid. Who goes outside and flies a kite with a key on it in a thunder storm? thats like writing your will before your born!
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
- So funny
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Things on my TO DO list.
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!!!!!!!!!"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
25 Fun Things to do at McDonald's:
1. Sit in a corner and pretend like you’re making out with yourself. (This works even better when 2 people are doing it separately.)
2. Pay entirely in pennies.
3. Tell them you require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons.
4. Order a shake, and tell them you want bacon with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess you really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!"
5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s problems. If they don’t let you talk to the manager, walk out muttering, “You're gonna be reading about this in the papers.”
6. While you’re in line, jump up and down like you’re having a spazz attack and scream repeatedly, “YO QUIERO TACO BELL!”
7. Sell White Castle food in the restrooms. Then when people get food poisoning you can blame it on McDonald’s.
8. Walk in wearing a Burger King hat. (Great when 3 or 4 people do this at the same time.)
9. Bring in a fart machine and keep setting it off, meanwhile making comments like, “Man, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten here.”
10. Return your food and tell them you’re allergic to nuclear waste mixed with gasoline byproducts.
11. Bring in a video camera and tell them they’re live on 20/20. (You should see the looks on their faces!)
12. Stand on a table with a megaphone and whenever somebody complains say, “This isn’t Burger King, you can’t have it your way.”
13. Flood the soda fountain machine. (It’s more interesting than flooding toilets.)
14. Walk to the drive-thru window and order. (If you really wanna tick ‘em off, skateboard.)
15. Take about 30 or so straws and blow all the wrappers at people. If anyone gives you a look, act a bit too innocent.
16. Speak gibberish, and act confused when they try to tell you that they don’t know how to speak gibberish too.
17. Chuck something at one of the employees. (I bet you five bucks they chuck it back.)
18. Chuck Skittles, M&Ms, or other small candy back into the cooking area.
19. Take two bites out of your burger, then tell the employee it’s cold and ask for a new one. Then repeat. And repeat. And repeat.”
20. Act like a schizo while you’re ordering. (“I’ll have a cheeseburger.” “No, chicken nuggets!” “Cheeseburger!”) Slap yourself to make it look convincing.
21. Climb on top the Play Place. When they tell you to come down, fall off and pretend your hurt, then threaten to sue.
22. When it’s your turn to order, start a conversation with the employee. Ask them how was their day, etc. When someone gets ticked and calls for the manager, scram, or start a conversation with him too.
23. Try to stuff your coins sideways into the charity box. Then when they don’t fit, start complaining loudly about how McDonald’s is so greedy and how they’re ripping off their charities. (Act really outraged about it.)
24. Try to bribe an employee for cheaper food. If they give in, call the manager. (Keep any food they gave you, though.)
25. Walk in and go sit down in a seat, then grab the little table advertisement thingy, (you know what I'm talking about, the triangular thingy by the salt and pepper, yeah that.) Well look at it turning it over and over and then say defiantly, "I know what I'm going to order, I'm ready!" After about five minutes, scream out, "Waiter!" Then after about five more minutes get up, and stomp out of the restaurant with the advertisement thingy. Then turn arround, come back in, and throw the advertisement thingy at the cashier and yell, "Your service sucks! You just lost yourself a customer, you hear that! A customer! Your not gonna see me smile!"
16 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
What to Do During an Exam
House of ANUBIS!!!
12: Mick(I really hate mick hes a meathead haha)
1: Have you ever read a one/three story? (Nina/Fabian)
UUUGGGHHH who hasnt. but i like Nina jerome better!
2: Is number three hot? How hot? (Fabian)
Well on a scale of 1-10 hes about a 6... think about it. Hes like one of thoes christmas sweaters thats nice but you wouldnt prefer but you say its nice anyways.
3: What would happen if nine got six pregnant? (Mara/Joy)
O.O oh my god dont even go there... i dont think its humanly possible... unless... *shudders*
4: Have you ever read a three/five/nine story? (Fabian/Amber/Mara)
Uhhhh no. Do i want to? Probably not.
5: What would happen if twelve died in a hole? (Mick)
Id scream and jump for joy and say TAKE THAT YOU MEATHEAD! then id go over to the nick studios and give the director a high five! Hahaha im so nice arent i?
6: Do you recall reading a story about eight? (Trudy)
7: Do you think it would work out if two and eleven were dating? (Jerome/Rufus)
UH NO WAY. Think about it... one of them would probably end up dead... and its not rufus. Your not stupid(i hope), do the math.
8: What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve sex? (Alfie/Jerome/Mick)
2 things wrong with that... 1, all of them are boys... CUREEPY! 2, umm Jerome HATES MICKS GUTS...
9: Make up a summary for a three/ten fic. (Fabian/Victor)
Uhhh Fabian saves Nina from getting caught by victor... but he gets punnished instead?
10: Five/nine or five/ten? (Amber/Mara or Amber/Victor)
O.o is none of the above an option?
11: Would two and six make a good couple? (Jerome/Joy)
Welllll, its better than joy and victor but JEROME AND NINA BELONG TOGEATHER!!!!
12: Is there anything as one/eight fluff? (Nina/Trudy)
13: Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Alfie/Mick)
Meathead gets dumped! haha
14: What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? (Victor)
... YOU STUPID BRATS! haha
15: If you wrote a one/six/twelve, what would the warning be? (Nina/Joy/Mick)
WARNING: Excesseve cat fights and meathead attitude involved. Just because Mick says its true, doesnt mean your dumb enough to believe him.
16: What would be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two? (Victor/Jerome)
Oh so your calling ME the one with no family huh you rotten brat??? haha BAD I NO.
1. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens? (Fabian, Joy, and Mick)
Nina bursts into the room and yells WHY THE HECK DID YOU INVITE JOY INSTEAD OF ME!? then joy cries and leavs. Yea i have an evil mind.
2. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens? (Patricia and Amber)
Ummmm... Amber takes too long to get ready, they miss half of the class, then she wont do anything coz it might mess up her hair :3
3. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6? (Nina or Mara)
Nina. I would like to NOT study all night if possible.
4. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in…their reaction? (Jerome/Alfie and Rufus)
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh lets just hope that will NEVER happen.
5. 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens? (Joy/Mara and Mick)
Ummmm Mick would be angry at joy but really its stupid.
6. 4 jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2, or 7 (Fabian, Rufus, Jerome or Alfie)
Umm, really? For 1 i would NEVER want rufus to come help me(shudders) Id say Jerome...
7. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens? (Nina)
She pulls a perfect pasta salad out of the fridge and shows the audience!
8. 1 and 7 are making out and 9 walks in! What happens? (Nina/Alfie and Patricia)
Ummmm she slapps one of them? then leaves?
9. 3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose? (Joy, Mick, Fabian or Patricia)
Patricia because she wants to see her perfect couple spend the rest of their lives together. HAHAHAHA JK JK JK Your not stupid.
10. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2 is release. What is it? (Alfie, Jerome, and amber)
Uhhhhh Kisses. Thats what.
11. You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you choose? (Nina or Mara)
12. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why? (Rufus and Fabian)
Im baffled. And its ME we are talking about.
13. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens? (Joy and EVERYONE!)
They tell Joy to stop trying to break up Fabina but joy does it anyways then Nina and JErome start dating and everyone realizez they are MENT TO BE and everythings good :)
14. Everyone is invited to 10 and 2’s wedding except for 8. How do they react? (rufus(oh no)/Jerome and Mick)
Um Mick doesnt know who the heck this guy is so he doesnt care, but nobody comes to the wedding anyways.
15. Why is 6 afraid of 7? (Mara and Alfie)
coz he put on a scary mask and scared her? i reallydont know.
16. 10 gathers everyone around to tell a fairytale. How does it go? (Rufus and Everyone)
"Once upon a time there were some really annoying kids who runed my chance at getting immortality and i killed them all but they all came back to life and now ccoz i faled at killing a bunch of 15 year olds iam forced to act in a stupid pickle commercia." And why the heck would rurus be telling a fairytale anyways?
17. 1 arrives late for 2 and 10’s wedding. What happens? Why are they late? (Nina and Jerome/Rufus)
Nina had a hard time finding a wedding gift that they would both enjoy and rufus kills her and then Jerome breaks up with rufus before they get married and everyone cheers.
18. 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at you house? What happens? (Amber and Patricia)
Uh i scream GET THE HELL OUTTA MY HOUSE YOU TWO DRUNK BASTARDS!
19. 3, 6, and 4 get invited to 8’s birthday party. How does it go? What presents to they give 8? (Joy, Mara, Fabian and Mick)
They go to a sports game and they get really bored. Joy gives mick a kiss, Mara slapps her. Mara gives mick a kiss, and joy gets mad at mara for slapping her. Fabian gives mick a kiss... NONONNOO jkjjkjkjkj that would be SERIOUSLY creepy. fabian would forget it was micks birthday then theyd run off and get married idk
20. Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do? (Me and Everyone)
They hate how i like Jerome and NIna and AMber orgonizes a protest of me likeing Jerina then Nina and Jerome sneak off and go make out in a closet somewhere.
21. 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them? (Patricia and Jerome)
Jerome kisses patricia. ahahahah
22. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save himself or 1? (Mara and Nina)
Mara(being the person she is) helps Nina survive but Nina wants mara to live and they fight over it and they both end up dying. I know, im evil. :3
23. 2 is upset! Why? Who tries to comfort him/her, 9 or 10? What do they do? (Jerome, Patricia or Rufus)
uh not rufus.
24. 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to the rescue. What happens? (amber and rufus)
Of course Ambers the one stuck in the cave. Lets just say rufus goes in and they were never seen again... muahahaha
25. 3 starts a day camp. What happens? (Joy)
Joy starts rambling on to the kids about her life problems and how Fabian left her and all the kids start crying and she cries too and shes like "oh its so sad i know."
26. 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens? (Fabian, Mara, Alfie, and Mick)
Mick sees this phenomenon and turns around and walks out of the room without saying a word.
27. 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2’s reaction? (Nina, Patricia/Rufus Jerome)
Jerome is freaked out and gets mad at nina then they kiss and forget all about the stupid story.
28. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good? (Alfie)
We are talking about the same alfie right?
29. 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do? (Mick and Joy)
Ummm they kiss and Mara shows up to supprise mick and she slapps him.
30. While they are camping, they run into James (from Twilight). What do they do? (Mick and Joy)
They are like 'who are you?'
Lets make my profile longer, shal we?
A : has a smile to die for
Now lets do some of my friends! (and me!)
M= Can be funny and dumb at times (oh so true.)
A= Has a smile to die for (eh okay then...)
D= Great friend (I hope so!)
I= Best boyfriend /girlfriend (I hope so!)
S= Nice butt (I wish!)
O= Has one of the best personalities ever (yay!)
N= easy to fall in love with (:))
S= nice butt (haha)
T = very open minded (yeah)
P= popular with all types of people
H= likes someone
E= has beautiful eyes
N= easy to fall in love with
C= can kick your butt (not true)
O= has one of the best personalities ever
L= very good kisser (haha)
E= has beautiful eyes
Now Charlie AKA Robert... i think i will do both his names.
C= Can kick your butt (Not so sure about that one...)
H= Likes someone
A= Has a smile to die for (SO true.)
R= Gives good hugs
L= Very good kisser
I= Best Boyfriend/girlfriend (Well RACHEL has been going out with him for 2 yrz so i bet its true.)
E= Has beautifull eyes (haha yeah, true.)
Now i will do his real name!
R= Gives good hugs
O= One of the best personalities ever (EEEHHH... idk about that one...)
B= Is a nerd at times (yeah, he can be.)
E= Has beautiful eyes
R= Gives good hugs
T= Very open- minded
D= great friend (From how much i got to know him i would say so!)
O= Has one of the best personalities ever (Somewhat yes!)
U= Loved by everyone (Yeah pretty much.)
G= HOT!!! No comment
Well, i might aswell do Jackson while im at it.
J= is really sweet (Weeeelllll... no not really, but he is HALARIOUS.)
A = has a smile to die for (Yeah, and skin to die for. He never has a single pimple and i am soooo mad about that.)
C= can kick your butt (Yup)
K= georgeous (Yup!)
S= Nice butt (NO COMMENT.)
O= has one of the best personalities ever (Suppose so...)
N= Easy to fall in love with (yeah guess so.)
Now for my friend, i will do Ryan coz she likes him.
R= Gives good hugs
Y= Very hot
A= Has a smile to die for
N= Easy to fall in love with.
IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
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1.”Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
2.”The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?”
3.”Were you present when your picture was taken?”
4.”Were you alone or by yourself?”
5.”Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the
6.”Did he kill you?”
7.”How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?”
8.”You were there until the time you left, is that true?”
9.”How many times have you committed suicide?”
10. Q: “So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?”
11. Q: “She had three children, right?”
12. Q: “You say the stairs went down to the basement?”
13. Q: “Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?”
14. Q: “How was your first marriage terminated?”
15. Q: “Can you describe the individual?”
16. Q: “Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
17. Q: “Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
18. Q: “All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did
19. Q: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?”
20. Q: “You were not shot in the fracas?”
21. Q: “Are you qualified to give a urine sample?”
22. Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
my heart: _/\_/\_/\_
when I see you: /\/\/\/\/\
when you leave me: _
Ablutophobia - The fear of taking showers
9 Things I Really Hate-
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours?
2 People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking after you've found it?
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What the freak?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I still be standing here? I don't think so.
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter ~ (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. Best friends Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.
A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.
A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.
A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.
WHY CHILDREN ARE ADORABLE
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
--The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
--A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
--A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
If someone you hate asks you this: "How much do you hate me?"
YOU respond: "Im not allowed to use that kind of language."
If someone you like asks you this: "Do you like me?"
YOU respond: "Good question!" then walk away.
If someone really mean says this: "Your really bad at *insert something here*
YOU respond: Yes. yes i am. (it totally works!)
If someone asks you something and you didnt hear them..
YOU shrug your shoulders! works for everything.
If your late to class and your teacher asks: "Why are you late?"
YOU respond: "I was fighting Aliens in the 4th dimension when one of their cheese rays blew one of the tires on my space jeep and I had to stop and get it changed on my way here. There was also a HUGE line for the popcorn."
if you put your name on the bottom of all your school papers instead of on the NAME line for a week and your teacher gets irratated and asks this: "Why cant you just put it up on the line that says NAME instead of making me look for it? its easier."
YOU respond: yeah but its TOO easy.
1) i need to tell you a secret. go to 5
2) the answer is... go to 11
3) dont get angry. go to 15
4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13
5) first go to 2
6) dont be angry just go to 12
7) i just wanted to say hi
8) what i wanted to tell you is...is on 14
9) Be patient and go to 4
10) this is the last time im going to send u to a number. go to 7
11) i hope ur not annoyed when i say this...but go to 6
12) sorry out of order. go to 8
13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10
14) i dont know how to say this but... go to 3
15) You must be really bored so go to 9
IF YOU WERE ANNOYED OR LIKED IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!!!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Give you their umbrellas in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and run.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number for them.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial already.
FRIENDS: Knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."
Friends vs. Best Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? Real Headlines:
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
(Did I read that right?)
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em
If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em
If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em
If you can't kill 'em, your screwed
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, THE SOUNDTRACK WOULD BE...
So, here's how it works:
Opening Credits: Two is better than one- boys like girls
Waking Up: Must get out- Maroon 5
First Day At School: before the worst- the script (Oh wow this is too wierd. sooo acurate!)
Making Your New Best Friend: she will be loved- maroon 5 (Maybe not so acurate...)
Falling In Love: heels over head- boys like girls (haha)
Breaking Up: No curtain call- Maroon 5 (oookkkaaayyy)
Prom: Super Bass- nicki manaj
Graduation: out of goodbyes- maroon 5 FT lady antabellum
Life's Okay: wake up call- maroon 5
Death of a Close Friend: If i aint got you- maroon 5
Mental Breakdown: man who cant be moved- the script
Driving: last friday night -katy perry
Flashback: dont know nothing- maroon 5
Getting Back Together: Naturally- selena gomez
Birth of Child: never gonna leave this bed- maroon 5(what the heck?!)
Wedding scene: According to you- orianthi (oh gosh no... :O)
Car Accident: single ladys- beonce
Final Battle: What the hell- Avril lavigne
Death Scene: godzilla- blue oyster cult
Funeral song: fireflies- owl city
End Credits: tonight tonight- hot chelle rae
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Cobra starship, you make me feel
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Jason Derulo, It girl
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Adam Lambert, Whataya want from me
4. WHAT IS 2+2?
boys like girls, love drunk (what?)
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
gym class heros(and adam lavigne) stereo heart (What?)
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Usher, DJ got us falling in love again
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Adam Lambert, time for miracles
8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Avril lavigne, sk8r boi
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
hot chelle rae, i like it like that
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
hot chelle rae, i like to dance (what?)
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Hey monday, homecoming
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
hot chelle rae, tonight tonight (what?)
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTEREST?
Flo rida, right round
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
My chemical romance, i dont love you
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
My chemical romance, teenagers
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
LMFAO, party rock anthem
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
David guetta, without you
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
avril lavigne, girlfriend
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Avril lavigne, complicated
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Avril lavigne, smile
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
My chemical romance, SING
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Cobra starship, good girls go bad
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Maroon 5, Sunday morning
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
boys like girls, heels over head
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
boys like girls, heart heart heartbreak
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I think my profiles long enough now! haha
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