Cyrelia J
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Joined 12-07-00, id: 29021, Profile Updated: 06-25-14
Author has written 35 stories for British Comedy, Gundam Wing/AC, Harry Potter, Transformers/Beast Wars, Hetalia - Axis Powers, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, and One Piece.

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I hate having to fill in a bunch of junk for this section but anyway I'll keep it short. If anyone noticed (or cared) most of my fics are gone from this site... mostly because they sucked more balls than a stereotypical g-boy whore. Anyway when I get off my butt and get my new site up (one page of stories so I don't waste 5 years screwing around with fancy coding and crap no one cares about) all the old horrific stuff will be there for everyone looking for a good MST3K session. For now what I left up are the stories which aren't quite terrible and added a few newer things. Right now I'm on a pretty big Hetalia kick.

That said, there's nothing particularly interesting about me so I'll just say that I'm old enough to rent a car but young enough to still have my own teeth.

Right now I'm still writing Hetalia, and slowly getting things updated. I'm also trying to keep going on some Transformers things as well but it may be a losing battle As you can see I'm also rather sidetracked by this DS9 fic that ate my life.

Some old stuff is still up here that I'm a bit embarrassed about but eh, you can tell that by the date. I'm really making a serious effort to do a lot more writing on a regular basis so I may end up with an obscene amount of tics here, we'll see. Some stuff might end up taken down but eh it's up in other places.

Enjoy!

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Genius is a Curse by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 179,298 - Reviews: 2460 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Light Y., L
Vicious circle by Megara-Liancourt reviews
G1. Was the death of Starscream his end or his true beginning? My version of what happened after Galvatron shot him to death in the first movie. Chapter 19: Squaring the circle, part 3. Last chapter: Will it be a tragedy or a happy ever after? Complete
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,331 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Megatron, Starscream, Astrotrain - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
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Like a Rolling Stone reviews
After a rather torrid dream involving the slow slow beam induced near misstep on Foxy's ship, Sanji needs to act quickly get Zoro out of his head before he loses his mind completely. What better way to defeat temptation than to submit to its call? Zoro/Sanji
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Zoro, Sanji
Ordinary Men reviews
France joins Austria for a smoke outside on New Year's Eve. Austria watches the world go by and France just watches him. A bittersweet melancholy romance developing slowly over tobacco. "He loves me, he loves me not." France/Austria with brief mentions of others and background Germany/Austria.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 7/2/2014 - France, Austria
Candyland
"Domino" sequel. M for subject matter not sex. Meeting Arthur at a restaurant, Matthew wants nothing more than Arthur's undivided attention no matter how much he has to give of himself to get it. Arthur isn't sure that this game should continue- even if his obsession with Matthew is growing. AU England/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,622 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2014 - England/Britain, Canada
Limitless reviews
Julian Bashir wasn't undamaged by his genetic enhancements- he was just far better at hiding it. The Lethean's attack is the catalyst for the old darkness to resurface and Julian decides to play a dangerous game with one Elim Garak. Garak/Bashir. Alternate Reality diverging from 3x18.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,489 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - J. Bashir, E. Garak
Smokin' in the Boys' Room reviews
Just a short off the cuff of Prussia and Austria sneaking a smoke dying a meeting break then Canada coming in with a different type of cigarette entirely. No graphic sex just silly humor and Canada pining for Germany and being otherwise invisible.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2014
Seven Dreams East
A period piece set in 1971 16 year old runaways Alfred and Matthew take to the rode, wild, free, and ready to take on the world. Mostly a pwp though Al might be a little innocent about what "doing it" really is. America/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,541 - Published: 8/21/2014
Domino reviews
Troubled teen Matthew Williams meets would be one night stand Arthur Kirkland late night at Tim Hortons. Arthur is old enough to be Matthew's father but that's how just he likes it. Things, however, don't quite go how he expected. England/Canada. Warning: Dark
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Mockingbird Hush
Canada waits for America alone in his house. "The first time America knocked him clear over not even realizing he'd hit anything. The second, third fourth, onto the fifty seventh time now that he stands there naked, stands there waiting for America..." America never sees him but that's okay. Canada can wait. Am/Can. Obsessive Canada. Blink and you'll miss it US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Complete
Swing
A short period piece between Austria and Germany. Just a small late night encounter in 1944 involving music, tea, and of course Germany getting no work done. Germany/Austria.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Published: 7/11/2014
Smells Like After School Special reviews
Kink meme de anon. AU 16 year old Alfred is a single father trying to raise his children alone after his mother dies- children that are also his siblings from years of abuse. Life is hard- but a hero never quits. US/Ukraine, US/Belarus, minor US/Russia, UK/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014
Odoru And Then Some
Germany convinces Prussia to go to Austria's house and apologize for a drunken slight so he can get some work done. Prussia has no idea what his brother sees in that prude- he also has no idea what he's in for. No wonder Germany never gets any work done! Prussia/Austria with background Germany/Austria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2014
Surge reviews
Prussia would never deny his brother anything no matter what it costs him. Even if it means being being a glorified sexual surrogate for a man who hates him. "Are you okay with this, brother?" Germany/Prussia/Austria. Technically consensual but with elements and emotions some might find trigger-y. Another off the cuff what if.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Germany, Austria, Prussia - Complete
Mary Jane Courage reviews
A stoned Canada attempts to hit on Germany in a bar with a little [er make that a lot of] help from America. It doesn't go as planned. Inspired by a fellow author's love of Germany/Canada and a half desire to see something similar (but not this I'm sure O o)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Germany, America, Canada - Complete
Love of the Half Eaten Peach reviews
Kink meme de-anon. Angry at England, America and Canada plot an interesting sort of revenge. Things however definitely don't go as planned. France/Spain/shota!America & China/North Korea/South Korea/shota!Canada. World Conference 2011 universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,311 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 10/11/2010 - America, Canada
Scour
This is a character study of Austria with Austria/Prussia thrown in the background of a sort. Austria is desperate to not be seen as plain and finds his sacred morning ritual unforgivably interrupted. Warning for some very small sexual content at the end and extreme body/self esteem issues possible OOC. Off the cuff unedited writing exercise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Complete
Ode on a Frustrated Austrian reviews
Inspired by Hetalia the Beautiful World ep 14. Austria can't help but watch Germany and Prussia while they work out- not that he's a pervert or anything. Off the cuff super short fic. Prussia/Germany/Austria.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Germany, Austria, Prussia - Complete
Who's Afraid of Roderich Edelstein reviews
Kink Meme de-anon. "And thus the three princes, bound together by blood and sin set about to conquer the world, unaware of how deep into the darkness their journey would take them." If the sins of men are great, those of gods are greater still. A story of wanting what one can never have- and the tragedy it creates. Germany/Austria/Prussia et al. WWII/Crusades/Present.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Germany, Austria, Prussia
If U Seek Alfred reviews
Kink meme de-anon. Director's Cut! "Cherry Pie" sequel. Canada wants to show America he really is better as a guy. But what happens when his little lesson goes too far? Multiple/Canada, Canada/Fem!America, and others listed inside. ACE Ending
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,303 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Canada
More Than Meets the Eye: Amok Time for America reviews
Just once Canada would like to make it through their annual sci fi convention cosplay unscathed. BotCon seemed a safe enough choice this year. After all, America couldn't possibly be turned on by 18 foot robots... PWP. America/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Cherry Pie reviews
Kink meme de anon. Genderbend via sci fi device. Meeting America in a bar Canada's angry that he's late and has fun without him. A jealous America shows up and lots of smut ensues- and a lot of relationship angst as well. America/fem!Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,930 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
If You Ever Enter My Mind reviews
Starscream challenges him at every turn. How can he keep doing this to himself? "Why don't you want me? Everyone wants me!". Starscream centric. Megatron/Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Fahrenheit 451 Centigrade J reviews
De Anon from the kink meme. A brief behind the scenes of a fictional 2011 world conference. America loves it when Japan talks dirty to him- among other things. Smut. Japan/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - America, Japan - Complete
Isaiah reviews
Short oneshot. England casts a last minute spell to save the world from nuclear war. This is the aftermath as seen by America. Barely there us/uk. Angst.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - America - Complete
The Stolen Child reviews
Microfic based off the Yeats Poem. An alternate take on England's becoming a nation. Warning for semi character death and violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Machines Back to Humans reviews
Their world ravaged by war, the Cybertronians have spent millennia searching for Eden: a famed planet that exists outside yet in every facet of time and space, capable of eternally sustaining life. What they find now, is Earth. SLASH AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009
Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying reviews
An experiment in human sexuality yields some rather unexpected results. Skywarp/Hook
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Hook, Skywarp - Complete
Hide and Seeker reviews
It had seemed like such a good idea at the time... MegatronxSkywarp hint of MegatronxStarscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Megatron, Skywarp - Complete
Paradise reviews
An introspective piece on Megatron. "What is a perfect world, Prime?.."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Megatron - Complete
10 reviews
A short drabble- Ten years into his marriage to Relena, Wufei is afflicted with a malevolent cold.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Wufei C., Relena P. - Complete
38 reviews
When she was seven, Mariemaia held the world in the palm of her hand. Twelve years later- a gun. 5 Mariemaia sorta
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Mariemaia K.-B., Wufei C. - Complete
Hotarubi reviews
Realized I forgot to post this here- One change in history can alter the future. "Maybe the gutter trash sidekick doesn't want the little gutter trash princess! Maybe he wants the Heero all to his goddamn under privileged self..." 1x2x1 death, sex, GORE
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,841 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Immortal reviews
I challenged myself to d something in 500 words or less... I went over by 5 But anyway, it's a parting of ways between a couple who is for now unnamed. You'll know by the end and as a warning it IS YAOI. Now rated R because of evil swear words.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/11/2004
King of Pain reviews
Past and present Severus Snape is suffering from a serious eating disorder. (slash relationship SS/HP)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,894 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2002 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
Kept reviews
Rated for the nature of the relationship. Trowa's POV on the romantic relationship between himself and Quatre. Trowa's a submissive/slave, and damn proud of it. Yaoi 4x3 1 and 2
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/11/2002
Coming Out the Hyacinth Way reviews
Sheridan *finally* comes out of the closet
British Comedy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/10/2001 - Complete
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