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A Day in the Life: Drarry Oneshots by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 160 - Words: 166,819 - Reviews: 2477 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
All Bets Are Off by jkaso reviews
Sebastian makes a bet with his friends to stay sex-free for one month. He thought he'd win it easily, until he agreed to letting Kurt's cousin stay at his house. Who would've thought that Hummel had such a ridiculously sexy, enticing and oh, under-aged, relative? COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,041 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Hunter C., Sebastian S. - Complete
Dealer's Game: Love by Sensula reviews
Hermione returned in time to make sure Draco lives while taking down the rising Death Eaters. How can she focus on doing her job if she keeps remembering what it was like to kiss his smiling lips and hold him in her arms? Rated M to be safe for later chapters. Sequel to Dealer's Game.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,452 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Why can't we? by Eleix Moone reviews
The sequel to Why Can't I? Everyone has graduated from Hogwarts, and Ron is still in Azkaban. What happens when everything doesn't turn out as happy as planned?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,804 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why can't I? by Eleix Moone reviews
It's seventh year, and Draco and Hermione are the heads. Draco has always been in love with Hermione. Will he be able to tell her? and Will she feel the same? Dramione, Blinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,439 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Once a Warbler by Seren McGowan reviews
The Warblers need to regroup, take a step backwards, and remember that "Once a Warbler, always a Warbler" sitll stands.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,779 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Sebastian S., Hunter C.
Stay by embrace-the-deception reviews
Also known as 'The Five Times Sebastian Asked Hunter To Stay, and The One Time Hunter Asked'. For the Warblers Week on tumblr - prompt: marriage proposal. Angsty, little bit of fluff, warnings inside. Huntbastian. ONESHOT
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,560 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Sebastian S., Hunter C. - Complete
Grey by DeiStarr reviews
"I throw myself down on the bed and close my eyes and think of grey. Grey, grey skies, and stormy eyes." Harry Potter is broken after the war, but maybe Draco Malfoy can fix him. Slash, oneshot. COMPLETE. Harry/Draco (Drarry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/20/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Potter's Party by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco was not invited to Potter's Party, and he won't stand for it. Silly, fluffy one-shot. Beware of the feels!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
100 Ways to get Detention at Hogwarts by twistedartist reviews
A Dramione fic, constructed of snippet sized chapters. Rated M for later chapters. Some characters are OOC, this is A/U, and EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 38,712 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
you took my soul, wiped it clean by How Clever of You reviews
Downton Abbey's new chauffeur is a clean slate and Thomas is going to enjoy it as long as possible. Or, Thomas finally makes a friend (and something more). Thomas/OMC.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Thomas - Complete
The Pelvic Bone's Connected To The What? by jashersashesonagrave reviews
"But honestly, it was late. Dark. He wasn't thinking straight. No pun intended, of course. He was allowed to let himself appreciate how good Sebastian might have looked, and how endearing his stubbornness was. Right?" Huntbastian.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Sebastian S., Hunter C. - Complete
Ties by GoreBeeCormick reviews
Marvey; Mature NC-17; Slight AU; Theme: Mike can't tie an actual necktie on his own worth shit. Harvey has a solution. Warning: Kink; spanking; bondage; homo-eroticism
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Stuck In The Closet by HPandWforever reviews
Drabble. Written for a prompt on Tumblr. The Warblers have had enough of the UST between the two captains and decide to play match-maker. I'm rating it T for swearing and themes, but if you think it should go up just let me know. BoyxBoy Sebastian/Hunter and some Niff if you squint, but they weren't the main couple.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Sebastian S., Hunter C.
Everything at Once by Insertrandomusername reviews
Albus had never liked girls. He didn't like the thought of being the stronger person in a relationship – he didn't want to brush a girl off her feet and be her prince and saviour. He wanted someone to do that to him. He wanted to be brushed off his feet. He wanted to be taken care of. He wanted to be fucked hard into the mattress. Rated M for a reason, kids! Steamy man-love inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Interdepartmental Collaboration by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Meetings can be really boring unless you have someone to stare at.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
First by Ryker Strom reviews
Sebastian finds out something important about Hunter while attending his middle school reunion.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Hunter C., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Lunar Effect by DaniBD reviews
What can Mike do when the goddess of the night exerts her full power on his body? See how Mike tries to deal with the moon's effects and his uncontrollable urge to get Harvey into bed. Slash! Marvey to the max! Lusty!Mike. M for language and sex.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,004 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
In Love with Trouble by kidneythieves reviews
What starts off as just passion, slowly begins to change into something more as Harvey realizes that Mike might mean more to him than just his associate- and if he's not careful, he might just fall in love with trouble. Sexually graphic, slash.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,152 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Sleepless in Selsey by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Misunderstanding by RussianWolf7 reviews
Harry walks in on Draco crying in the bathroom and misunderstands the situation. Weeks later, and it's still all he can think about. Draco needs to know why. Drarry; Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Second Chances by alishatorn reviews
Set during the Warblers' 10-year reunion, Sebastian and Hunter celebrate the New Year together. (A fill for various prompts I received at my Tumblr.)
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Hunter C., Sebastian S. - Complete
Days of Glory by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco has thought of the perfect sequence of gifts to give to Harry; now if only Harry will be flattered into accepting them. Hogwarts eighth year, fluff. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hush by MoreThanTonight reviews
Hunter jerks Sebastian off during French class and the latter has to keep quiet so that no one notices. Smut!fic Warnings: Handjob, exhibitionism.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Sebastian S., Hunter C. - Complete
Achilles Heel by Purrugly reviews
Hunter is under the impression he has Sebastian all figured out. Unfortunately for him, Sebastian is more than capable of looking after himself. One night, their little game spins wildly out of control, and Hunter isn't sure he wants to go back. This is the evolution of their complex relationship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,380 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Hunter C., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Morning After The Night Before by OakStone730 reviews
Waking up after the Hufflepuff New Year's Eve Party is an eye-opening experience for Draco. Eighth Year. One-shot. Warnings: SLASH, Drarry, mature content, strong language. Prompt: Walk of Shame. Pairing: HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When Love Comes Tumbling by Filidia reviews
Co-Author Stetsonblack - Mike has been having a rough week. His apartment burned down in a fire, he can't make bacon, he kissed his boss, and he was forced to room with Louis for two nights. And Harvey's emotionless egotistical facade really isn't helping either of them.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,850 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Exasperation: Just Your Average Love Story by toavoidconversation reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl, leading to a little tension at times, to put it lightly. Planning the Yule Ball together brings interesting results...Told in the form of owl correspondence/notes. Rated for occasional strong language. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,257 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Kind of Teacher by BoundIrishAngel reviews
After years in a self-enforced exile Harry returns to England. He had learned much in his time away but there is one person who had always been able to change everything and Harry is about to find out how little his time away has changed that. - sequel to A Different Kind of Tutoring - warnings for kink and bdsm in later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Date Blindness by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Meant to Do My Work Today by Schermionie reviews
Through the vast, sprawling corridors of the Ministry of Magic, two men who were previously too stupid to say "hello" to each other start to correspond. / Albus Severus/Scorpius slash, oneshot. For the Quidditch European Cup Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,492 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Storm in a Teacup by faithwood reviews
For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Different Kind of Tutoring by BoundIrishAngel reviews
Harry blows up yet another potion in class and as a result gets a tutor assigned to him by a furious Snape. Said tutor is, of course, Draco Malfoy himself. How will the two arch-nemesis handle the situation? Top!Draco, warnings for non-consensual kink and abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,790 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Changed by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Harry is sick of not having any control over what happens to him. This whole Veela thing is the final straw. Harry is gonna take control of his life and maybe someone else's too. Challenge for LalalaSpacingInPandaLand. Dominant Harry/Sub Draco. 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,411 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taming A Dragon by BoundIrishAngel reviews
Harry is a professional Dragon Tamer and has a Dragon in the house that needs taming... Harry/Draco; some fluff and some smut too
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,908 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dealer's Game by Sensula reviews
AU. Draco needs help with a class and asks the best tutor to help him, not knowing that he's asked a famous muggle born Granger. As he learns from his tutor, he learns new things. HG very OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,766 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ignoring Draco Malfoy by bleedingxheart reviews
"WHAT!" Draco roared in horror. "Fucking hell Potter, are you high? What the hell is going wrong in that head of yours? A Malfoy is never cute, and…and…" "Oh, I beg to differ." Potter smiled. "In my opinion, you're cute right now." HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I'll Show You More by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fairy Lights by LynstHolin reviews
Short, sexy Dramione fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
On the Hogwarts Express by Renee Spelt Strange reviews
In which there is half-clothed hate-sex against a carriage window on the Hogwarts Express heading back to London. Except that...it's not really hate that Draco's feeling. HP/DM TWO SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Long Live The King by LadyLissaLight reviews
What if instead of having a Queen of Constance, there was a King? Chuck Bass is King of St Judes. Blair Waldorf is Queen of another UES School, and she transfers to Constance. Sparks fly as the two clash, but has Chuck Finally found his Queen?
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,712 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Chuck, Blair
For Tom Felton by Digitallace reviews
A itty bitty story written for Tom Felton to read at an interview. Post-Battle Hogwarts confrontation. Drarry. Warning for boy snogs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
At the End of the Day by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM No brooms, a distinct lack of balls, no comprehension of the offside rule and a Malfoy who apparently has magic feet. Harry never knew this stupid game could be so much fun. Written for funsies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Renee Spelt Strange reviews
It is Christmas Eve, the castle is deserted and Harry and Draco are trapped under a piece of charmed mistletoe from Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes which won't let them go until they have kissed. HP/DM ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sometime Today by ricetard reviews
Even though Draco is a coward, he's going sort of to tell Potter the truth about his feelings for the past several years. And yeah, it's going to be a bit difficult. But at least they're alone together-in detention. / slash, oneshot, Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Anyone for Scrabble? by Fr333bird reviews
McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Doppelganger Effect by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Blaise can only take so much. A silly little ficlet featuring Blaise Zabini in all his glory. Oh, and those other two blokes everyone seems to like so much. Rated T for language and silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
After Hours by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus and Scorpius are stuck working on a holiday. Luckily, Albus knows a way to make things more interesting. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
That Prada Tie by samspecter reviews
One reason why Harvey keeps a spare suit in his office. Mike thinks it's a pretty good one too. Mike/Harvey, PWP, tie!porn because there's not enough of it
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Rumour Has It by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bet Your Arse by olimakiella reviews
Steven McCormack, he has the one thing Draco will never have but a dangerous bet may change that. The stakes are high. Either he loses and leaves school or he wins and gets Steven's boyfriend. The one and only Harry James Potter. creature!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,653 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
New Events by LadyLissaLight reviews
"The Tri-wizard Tournament is to be held again" - "I could get any girl." "Even Granger?" "Yep." "I dare you to seduce her." "Done." - "Hermione, who are you going to the ball with?" "... Draco Malfoy." "WHAT?" Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 103,515 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Patience is a Virtue by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco is impatient and just can't wait. Harry shows him who is in charge. A sequel to Cheaters Never Prosper. Rated M because quite frankly, that's the highest one they let me have. :P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cupboardy Disaster by Tilly's reviews
Draco never thought he'd see the day when Potter handled a situation with more maturity than he did. But then, he didn't know Potter's history with cupboards, or how gorgeous he looked in one. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Sleepwalking Saviour by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Walk in the Woods by Ekanite reviews
This isn't exactly what Harry had in mind when he called Draco "wanker." A hallway encounter. Sex and snark ensue, not necessarily in that order. Oneshot. Vaguely set during 8th year. Ridiculously fluffy smut. Draco's POV. HPDM, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Gotta Have You by VerityFrancesB reviews
He can't really remember when he started looking at Mike and seeing someone he wanted to see naked, rather than an over excited puppy who needed smacking on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. Written for LJ suits meme
Suits - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
No Envy, No Fear by VerityFrancesB reviews
Sequel to Just Ask And I Will Do. He's pretty sure Mike was a limpet in a previous life. Mike/Harvey, D/S.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,046 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Twister by RZZMG reviews
Graduation night. Slytherin common room. Four witches, one twisted game of Twister. Who will win Malfoy's cherry? Will it be Hermione, Padma, Pansy or Susan? 2011 Deflowering Draco Fest entry. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. Comedy-Romance-Hot Shag! Story nominated for "MOST UNIQUE STORY PLOT/TWIST" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,854 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Blaise Quit Drinking by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has the alcohol tolerance of a twelve year old Hufflepuff girl. Harry Potter is bored beyond belief. How could things possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rematch by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry can't accept it when Draco finally beats him to the Snitch. Mature content warning, etc. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hexed by Praevarus reviews
Draco is convinced Potter has hexed him, since he feels funny every time the Gryffindor is around. But why does everybody keep laughing at him when he describes his symptoms? HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Quarrels & Quaffles by Draconian Scribe reviews
Some say that love is a battlefield, but for Draco, it might as well be a Quidditch field. And if only Hermione were a Quaffle, he would score with her. If she wanted him to play Chaser, then, by Salazar, he would stop at nothing to win. WARNING: MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Zero to Hero by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Snape, The Ultimate Matchmaker by forbiddenxsecrets reviews
Snape does a little matchmaking...unwillingly, hilarity starts, and so does romance. DM/HG, HP/PP, BZ/GW, RW/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Frog by MarcoDelMarco reviews
*WARNING! DIRTY SEXUAL STUFF!* Draco is understandably stressed. Kill the headmaster, or be killed by the dark lord. He needs a release, and finds it in a very unlikely place: Harry Potter, and a chocolate frog.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
All Because of a Kiss by Sensula reviews
Hermione is a seeker for Gryffindor's Quidditch team. She hates Malfoy. Malfoy hates her. Unfortunately, one incident and a Christmas Holiday might just change their outlook of each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,118 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione Falling by LynstHolin reviews
Preparing for her OWLs, Hermione studies herself into exhaustion, and literally falls into Draco's arms. SO VERY FLUFFY.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Click by SenselessAndWreckless reviews
Hermione and Draco look back through photographs of their past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Be A Warbler by Midnight Moonfly reviews
A collection of one-shots/drabbles about the everyday life of the Warblers. Rated T for cursing and mentions of sex.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,700 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Bright White Noise by ricetard reviews
Blaise pursues Zacharias, Zacharias makes no move to stop him. Thus, lots of snogging, shagging, and awkward conversations occur. Blaise/Zacharias, oneshot, slash, "eighth" year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,602 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Blaise Z., Zacharias S. - Complete
Penitence by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Cake or Death by Sara's Girl reviews
Potter has cake. How rude. DrabbleFAIL for dysonrules. HPDM. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Daftness ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets and Special Sauce by DementedDreameater reviews
Draco & Hermione are blissfully married. That is, until Draco starts keeping secrets, coming home late & owling a certain redhead in the wee hours of the morning. Hermione thinks he's cheating. Watch out, Draco. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forced Confession by BoundIrishAngel reviews
Harry is sick of secrecy and wants to come out but Draco keeps refusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bet by SpecialNotCrazy reviews
In a bet at party Hermione has to act like a rebel and Luna a valley girl. Whoever cracks first has to pay 100 galleons and stand on top of their house table announce who their crush is and kiss said person. Meanhile they gain a few onlook FULL SUM INSDIE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy versus the Knitting by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco does not approve of Harry's new hobby. HPDM. Foundations!verse. Fluffy as.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
Detention by Monilala reviews
What will happen when Draco and Hermione are thrown togther in detention?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,053 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Persuasion by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Severus/Scorpius, all grown up and trying to be Aurors. I was looking for something else and discovered I hadn't posted this. Whoops. ALL MATURE CONTENT ALL THE TIME.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Those Who Can't Do by anonwhat reviews
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unkempt Desire by anonwhat reviews
Whatever kind of day it is, whatever style Harry's hair takes, the one constant is that Draco will be secretly fawning over it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lipstick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
A typical Auror mission goes somewhat awry when Aurors Potter and Malfoy are forced to perform it without magic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AND NO PARTICULAR RELEVANCE. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Would You Rather by FerretFelton reviews
Draco and Hermione plays a game. One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 137 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catch 22 by Jad fic reviews
As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,431 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
After The Yule Ball by Nymphadora1506 reviews
Hermione is angry because her evening was spoilt. But someone is ready to cheer her up! Please do read...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Caught Red Handed by Starflower-Gem reviews
Harry goes into Malfoy Mansion on a dare. Sadly for him, Lady Luck seems to have dumped him and everything goes incredibly wrong...or is that right? Either way he ends up facing his rival in the worst and most embarrassing way! Oneshot, DMHP Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Woo a Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Blaise Zabini can't have the object of his affections, he starts looking for a substitute. To his surprise, Zacharias Smith turns out to be a better choice than expected. DON'T JUDGE ME, JUST TRUST ME AND READ IT. It's CUTE. Yeah, mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Blaise Z., Zacharias S. - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Action Figures by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Distraction by GeniaTheParadox reviews
One-shot. Draco and Hermione are passing notes in class. I'm not very good at summaries. Rated M for a very good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Indefinitely by Elysium66 reviews
Draco wants to meet Hermione’s family, and she can’t quite fathom why that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All His Luck by Lilith1631 reviews
Potter is hot and Draco has a plan. Nothing could possibly go wrong with the luck of Felix Felicis on his side… Written for HP getlucky fest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,946 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Horribly Embarrassing Spell by Josephine Stone reviews
Harry Potter and the Horribly Embarrassing Spell Which Never Should Have Worked To Begin With. Harry is forced to do a spell in class that would show a glimpse of what his life would be like if they were all muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/9/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Caught Red Handed by davestridersjunk reviews
Whilst studying, Draco and Hermione have a rather interesting Spanish conversation, not knowing that Harry and Ron understood, also. Short HG/DM One-shot. Mostly English, but of course has Spanish translations in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Gifted by Digitallace reviews
Morgana gives Merlin a present that he has no intention of re-gifting. Warnings for hot boy smut
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Unlucky, Zabini by davestridersjunk reviews
Blaise Zabini had the perfect plan. He was going to tell Hermione that Draco had a crush on her. Until he found out that they were already dating... Dramione with a little bit of Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Loss of Dignity leads to Love by Curiositykils reviews
"I told you that I was only here to make a stupid donation to get Granger off my back, NOT to pick up some daft bint for a date." - Draco "You bet on me for DRACO MALFOY! What in Merlin's pants was going through your pea-sized brain"- Hermione. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,954 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing the Hero by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl in year 7. Draco wants to get to know Hermione better and uses Crookshanks to do so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trick or Treat by Digitallace reviews
A Halloween tale, or just an excuse to put Harry in fake plastic fangs and make him snog Draco? You tell me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4082 - Favs: 4,642 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 110 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Slytherin Napping by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco is rubbish at sleeping. Sort of. Foundations!verse, utter fluff. Short oneshot. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crush by Digitallace reviews
Harry has a crush, and he has it bad, but the object of his desire couldn’t possibly return his feelings. Could he? Warnings for explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Plundered by Digitallace reviews
AU Pirate Drarry - Captain Potter is a revered member of the Royal British Fleet, sent to capture and hang all known pirates. His personal vendetta is the Dread Pirate Black, but what will he do when he finds the scoundrel?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,583 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Tiny Little FullBlown Obsession by dirty-darella reviews
One peak of Malfoy in the Quidditch showers and Harry becomes a tad enamored. Hermione is no help at all. Warnings for Adult Content! M/M sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Elixir D'Amour by Naadi reviews
Asteria Greengrass has a love potion and Draco is her target, but the outcome is very unexpected – well, not to everyone. ;- Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Attention by Sara's Girl reviews
Essentially, what Marley was up to during the Open Day in chapter nine of Foundations. Will make no sense unless you’ve read Foundations. SPOILERS for chapter nine and chapter eleven. Plotless. Marley's POV. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 157 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Power of Disney by From Spark to Flame reviews
/"You’re a spineless pale pathetic lot and you haven’t got a clue.” “What did you call me?” Pansy’s eyes widened and her pug face scrunched up in shock.“Who do you think you’re kidding? He’s the Earth and Heaven to you," Draco continued saying./ DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Questions by From Spark to Flame reviews
/Draco held his homework out in front of her, pointing to a number. “What’s the answer?” Hermione sent him a look that clearly said 'You should know.' Unfortunately, he didn't./ Q drabble in the ABCDMHG drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Problems by From Spark to Flame reviews
/“What the hell does this mean?” Draco screeched at the top of his lungs, ripping the piece of paper in his hands into itty bitty tiny pieces. “It means that you have an OCD with yourself. It’s pretty simple,” Hermione replied./ P in the ABCDMHG drabbles
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Plan by Deiphobe reviews
Draco has a problem. Hermione has a solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Sings by Chaos-chick3 reviews
A Moulin Rouge interlude at Hogwarts. Draco sings to a most unexpected audience, with interesting results.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 95 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Do You Need a Demonstration by luvscharlie reviews
Draco tries to push Hermione away. It's easier said than done. Dramione; Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3354 - Favs: 4,818 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fascination by Sara's Girl reviews
Some would call it obsession, but when it comes to Draco Malfoy, Harry just can't stand not knowing. AU-ish post-war Hogwarts!fic...an experiment, I guess. Pre-slash. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Promised by She.Drowned.In.Venom reviews
You promised, Draco! You promised' Tears streamed down her face. He was no where inside the castle. She sprinted out into the dark night. “Draco!” She screamed, illuminating her wand. She scanned the bodies littering the ground. “God, please. No.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Promise Me Love by JodieLove reviews
Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 85,644 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Way They Play by luvscharlie reviews
Working with Draco Malfoy has its drawbacks... and its benefits. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 3,644 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 170 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
All That You Haven't Got by KillRomantic reviews
Hermione Granger believes she’s read every book that’s in Hogwarts. Every book, that is, except the one Blaise Zabini has. Now she’s determined to pry the book out of his Slytherin hands – but what are the consequences doing so?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,739 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
Mine by Digitallace reviews
D/H smutty One Shot. - Harry finds himself wanting the one person that is completely off limits to him. Draco Malfoy. Story begins immediately after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,868 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What really happened at Malfoy Manor by fatlucky reviews
My version of what happened at Malfoy Manor when Harry, Ron and Hermione were captured. Bellatrix is torturing Hermione, and Draco won't just stand by and watch.. This version is plausible and funny, I hope so. Draco/Hermione Dramione DM/HG Draco's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Friends and Lovers by slytherincrush reviews
A love story, one that I left and am now revisiting... Attn: Blaise fans...you may want to check this out! ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,981 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Conversations by DiamondRussia reviews
Several conversations between Hermione and Draco, and co. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wedding Date by sellthelie reviews
DracoHermione: An unlikely partner, a surprising evening.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dragon of Hogwarts by Kassandra Ramsey reviews
Seventh year fic- Blaise and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl. He saves her from Malfoy on the train, and proceeds to become her friend. However, he has a terrible secret, and Hermione wants to know what it is. And can he really keep her safe from the Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,904 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Getting Lucky by slytherincrush reviews
Who needs a plot when Draco and Hermione are getting it on? Not me. I don't need one. ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare by slytherincrush reviews
Truth or Dare. Draco and Hermione. You do the math...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seducing Mr Malfoy by Tina Redwood reviews
Hermione makes a bet that she can get laid by Draco Malfoy within a month. Ridiculously funny things happen. SMUTTY. HILARIOUS. Hermione/Draco, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,774 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Storm by Mystic-bubbles reviews
The storm was getting heavier and Draco noticed Hermione flinch every five seconds. So he decided that if he was going to get any sleep tonight he had to stop her moving so much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fortunate Fall by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Draco's convinced he suffered an irreplaceable loss at the end of the war. Harry's not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,724 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirt Revamped by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART THREE. Finally, the third installment of the Dirt Trilogy! Harry's revenge. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That Song by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Hermione is sick of hearing 'that song' and suspects Hogwarts is suffering under a mass curse, can she and Draco turn things back to normal? DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Attraction by Lunadeath reviews
Harry's sexuality has finally come out, but not the way Harry wanted. He gets flirted with by all types, but just who is Harry's type? Different pairings at first, but will be HD soon. Yes, it's Slash. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,975 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4018 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Christmas Dramione by mistress meo reviews
“Mistletoe! Mistletoe!” They both jumped at the sound of Peeves screeching down from the snowy ceiling above. “Look who’s been caught under the mistletoe!”.............A quiet Christmas Eve and guess who has prefect duties? ENJOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tease by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
Malfoy's his usual cocky self, always teasing Hermione with sexual humor. Perfect way to embarrass a bookworm prude! But Hermione decides that Malfoy needs to learn a lesson on taking jokes too far. She's not going to hide behind her books anymore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Emerald by Starflower-Gem reviews
Oneshot Draco likes Harry, Harry likes Draco. Neither are planning on doing anything about it. so their friends team up and trap Harry in his animagus form and 'give' him to Draco. Cute and fluffy! HarryKitty Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Logic will Break Your Heart by attica reviews
When his father died, he left him a simple note, and on it was scrawled five very simple words: 'Never marry someone you love.' DracoHermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Delicious by wonderwall05 reviews
Hermione supposed she had gone crazy or just incredibly horny, because there was no other explanation why she would be letting Malfoy lick and nip at her neck otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tangled Hair and Prefect Badge by obliquedge reviews
Draco and Hermione walk into each other outside the Great Hall. Literally. Hermione's hair gets caught in Draco's prefect badge. Chaos and hilarity ensues. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unfit Son by Lucifer's Garden reviews
In a crowd of hundreds, Hermione is the only one who sees Draco perform a single act of defiance against his father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Caught Red Handed III: In Slytherin Territory by Starflower-Gem reviews
Harry is finally back at Hogwarts, but Draco decides to make things difficult by telling people what happened. The only way Harry can keep his pride is to get the sword back. Only one little problem, it's hanging above Malfoy's bed. DMHP Slash Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dither by thewhateverdude reviews
Something is wrong with Gryffindor's Golden Trio... Hermione doesn't want to be with Ron! Will this be the end for them? What is Hermione's problem, exactly? And is Draco the reason for all these chaos? Find out! DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Caught Red Handed II Boyfriend by Starflower-Gem reviews
DMHP oneshot, Draco wants his sword back, so he sneaks off to Harry's to retrieve it, and is confronted by Harry's Aunt and Uncle..he needs an excuse for trespassing, being Harry's Boyfriend might work! Slash! Sequal to Caught Red Handed (revised)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sarcasm by fictitiousburn reviews
[PostHogwarts] [DracoHermione] Hermione uses sarcasm and scares the wit out of her flatmate, Draco Malfoy. And Draco scares her back. DialogueShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Graduation Pinks by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
Who in their right mind holds a graduation ceremony on Valentine's Day? McGonagall, apparently. PostHBP Seventh Year graduation...with a twist. DMHG Written for the 2006 VDay Dramione Fic Exchange. Author: Sapphiregirl
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Night To Remember by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Harry is devious, Ron has a very shocking night, and Draco enjoys himself immensely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Matter of Great Importance by Lucifer's Garden reviews
A simple, innocent, perfectly mundane question leads to a whole lot more than Draco and Hermione bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Flames by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Getting Drunk Can Be Good by Princesspepper reviews
SET IN HPCOF UNIVERSE! After a wild party hosted by Ravenclaw in the end of his seventh year, Gabe finds himself wandering around the school with a very unlikely person. What will become of this newly forged friendship? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Distracted by granger2malfoy reviews
Hermione Granger, the knowitall of Gryffindor, and Blaise Zabini, the quiet Slytherin, have much in common but must go through many barriers to see each other for what they really are. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Magic of a Book by Elanor reviews
COMPLETED All Hermione wanted was her book. No one gets in the way of Hermione and her books. Apart from it seems, Blaise Zabini. HrMale!Blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,198 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
He is NOT my boyfriend! by Lunadeath reviews
H/D slash. The sly Malfoy gets out of trouble by telling those he sees that he and Harry are a couple. Of course, it's not true. Or is it? and how will Harry's friends get along with him? *rating's up*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,300 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Marked by Asterie-Smiles reviews
Draco wants everyone to keep off his property... Contains slash, HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by destinywriters reviews
It's Hermione's 6th year and a unfortunate accident occurs during Potions. Hermione and Draco end up switching bodies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,583 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Having Fun With The Devil by Devilzzz reviews
*Completed* Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are in their sixth year and starting a dangerous new game of war. They compete against each other in seduction, and sexual harassment is always welcome. But what happens when things go extreme?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,095 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete