Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
First thing I want to say is - I'm english. When I write there will probably be English slang, if you don't 'get' it, I will try and explain it to you. Not to say none of you will understand English slang, but I read a story that had Australian slang - had to ask my mum what it meant to 'patch' someone. 3 points if you can tell me what it means :) And I will write colour and favourite with "u"'s.
Secondly, I am an English Lang & Lit student - I know a lot of techniques used in writing (not bragging) - so, my writing might be a bit more formal than conversational.
Thirdly, if anyone wants me to edit or anything like that, I will. I prefer to edit than write, because I hate gramatical errors and punctuational errors. Always have. But to get anyone to read this, people have to find my profile and I think the best way to do that is to write - so feel free to tell me how suck-y my stories are (If you ask nicely you can have my plots - they are, what I think, the only good parts).
So that's boring stuff, now... I didn't really know what else to put here, so I'll steal some other peoples ideas.
Name: I'm not giving my real name, but my middle name is Christy (Shortened).
Age: 16 (17 on 28th June)
Location: England, Somerset (South West - Farmer, but I'm not actually a farmer. Just speak like one)
Appearance: I have brown hair - Dyed it red, now it's fading. Brown eyes - like my hair, looks red in certain lights (Not just camera flashes). I'm small, 5ft 2in, but weigh under 100lbs - not through choice. I think I have some eating problem - physically not mentally.
Something wierd: I love America, I had wanted to go University there (Americans call in College), that's a little far fetched, I don't have enough money. But I will visit often, I think. I'll write all my stories as if they were in America, so I've got a lot of research to do.
Favourite things: Music, Films, Art, Reading.
Music: Muse, My Chemical Romance, Weezer, The Veronicas, Evanescence, P!nk, You Me At Six, Boys like Girls, All Time Low, 3OH!3, 30 Seconds to Mars, Bowling For Soup, The Offspring,
Musical Guilty Pleasures: Ashley Tisdale, Aqua (Dr Jones!), Oldies - Meatloaf, The Rolling Stones, Blondie, Heart, Queen (Although not so guilty), t.A.T.u. Soundtracks: Dirty Dancing, Step-up, Mamma Mia!, Shrek 1,2,3&4, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, - I'll most likely download Breaking Dawns Soundtrack too - Grease etc.
Do not be surprised if any of my stories seem familiar - you've probably listened to a version of them.
Films: Disney. Although others. A lot of others. I'm not too keen on horrors. Complex things like 'Saw', yeah, they're alright. Things like 'The Human Centipede' are alright too. 'Scream', nope. Never watched it, don't plan on it either. I hate feeling like someones there watching me and that film would do that. Stick with Disney. You can never go wrong.
Film Guilty Pleasures: The Fox and the Hound - I cry everytime. And Beauty and the Beast - I may do a fic like that, all metaphorical though.
Art: I like drawing, painting... I took Art at G.C.S.E and got a C or it might have be a D, I don't remember.
Reading: Books, books, books. Lemony Snickets: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, The Twilight Saga (Of Course), Cleo by Helen Brown (Sort of like Marley and me).
Literatue Guilty Pleasures: FanFiction. Anything and Everything. I think that say's it all.
Just found this and decided to put it on here.
AU - Alternative Universe
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