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Author has written 8 stories for Glee.

Who am I? I am the property of Chris Colfer. Whether he knows it or not, he owns me.

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'I Belong to You' is one I've had in my head for a long time. Now I only need to translate it into something more coherent and less pornographic than my daydreams.

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Letters From No One by Dami Enn reviews
Harry receives a letter from a seven-year-old boy begging him for help fighting the monsters under his bed. The problem? The letter is fifteen years old, and the sender is none other than Draco Malfoy. DH slash, EWE. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,810 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Three Boxes and a Scrapbook by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
One year after being accidentally bonded to each other, Harry and Draco are free to move on with their lives. But perhaps, what they needed was here all along. This is the story of Harry's rediscovery of their journey and their relationship, of how he gets by (with a little help from his friends).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,359 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
HD 'Bollocks' by tigersilver reviews
A series of vignettes as Draco seduces a willing Harry, and also embraces his true Slytherin, all simultaneously. A marriage of minds, then, yes? Also a wee giftie of sorts to few noble and highly wonderful cheerleaders of mine own: enchanted jae, scford, demicus, megyal and others. I can't imagine a world without you. Please never go!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Invisible Man by faithwood reviews
Sometimes unforeseen side effects aren't the worst thing that can happen to a person. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,445 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Unbearable Burden of Caring by Tessa Crowley reviews
Fifteen years after the War, Draco is a social recluse and award winning author. Harry is an auror who works too hard, ensuring his old war wounds never heal. They meet at a masque ball, unaware of each other's identities. In another situation, it would have been love at first sight. But for them, it would never be so simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,982 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by Momatu reviews
Set four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, three years after Draco was abducted by person or persons unknown. Draco is now living in a small Muggle community and working in a library with no idea the Wizarding World exists, until one day, a bloke with a mop of just-shagged black hair comes in for storytime with a little boy to get out of the rain. H/D Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,812 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ten Points for Gryffindor by VivacissimoVoce reviews
It's Christmas and Harry is growing antlers, but no one knows why. Perhaps Draco Malfoy can apply his expertise as a Healer and figure out how to remove them. Contains mature language and sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,572 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potterella by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry's friends want him to find true love. But when a spell that promises happy endings goes out of control, fairy tales come to life and Draco becomes Harry's Prince Not-So-Charming. Contains mature language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,148 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Is Anybody Out There? by DeiStarr reviews
When grief threatens to overwhelm Harry Potter, the only person who can pull him out of it is Draco Malfoy. Meanwhile Draco himself is drowning in secret guilt that nothing can overcome – or can it? This is a story about grief and guilt, with a side of lust and love. It goes back and forth between post-epilogue and eighth year Hogwarts. Epilogue compliant. Slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,218 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Narcissa M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Going Once, Going Twice by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Summary: Draco Malfoy has been missing for two years. Now the Malfoy estate is going up for auction, and Harry decides it's time to find out what happened to his former school rival. Pairing: Drarry. Warning: Contains mature language and sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,189 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sew Me Back Together Again by XenaDragon-xoxo reviews
After the war, with his father in Azkaban and his mother on the run, Draco is lost, broken, and scarred by the mistakes he has made. In an effort to make things right, Draco participates in the rebuilding of Hogwarts, but he finds himself completely shunned. That is, until Harry Potter, Wizarding World's Golden Boy, shows up to save the day. Again. For the HD Cliche Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,326 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Under Pressure by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry Potter has quit magic and left the wizarding world. Draco Malfoy, a top-notch Tracker, has been hired to find him and save his life. Contains mature language and sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,654 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Island by OakStone730 reviews
Most people would think that seven days on a tropical island would be a week in paradise, unless they were stranded on the island with their ex-husband. Pairings: Harry/Draco (background Hermione/Ron) Warnings: Slash, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,555 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
Ordinary Life Shackles Me by drarryisgreen reviews
Warning: MPREG. Draco is a free bird until he finds out he's pregnant but, what do you do when you've slept with half the town and then some? Pregnant!Draco. Bottom!Draco, Top!Harry - switching implied. Harry/Draco, Draco/(Several Other Characters). Written for harrydracompreg fest. Fluff, Angst, Rated M for language and implication of sex. (Not explicit).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,620 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bringing up Weasley by VivacissimoVoce reviews
A rogue hex turns Ron into a baby, and Harry and Draco have to figure out how to raise him together. Originally intended to be a "short" fic, it's a fun bit of fluff with a healthy dose of humor. Harry/Draco slash. Contains mature language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,321 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Angling by trollnexus reviews
HPDM. Scorpius wants to invite Albus Potter over for the holidays, and Draco doesn't have the heart to say "no." Thus he gives permission on one condition: Albus must bring a parent over to chaperone. Draco thinks the Potters won't consent, but Harry Potter has always foiled Draco's expectations. Now Draco is stuck with a flirtatious, recently divorced prat in his house. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ministry Missives by Tekko reviews
Summery: So Harry's part Veela. He isn't going to let it rule his life, especially when there were no adverse affects to him and it only made his admirers slightly more annoying. A new suitor in a sea of hundreds isn't going to make any difference. Right? (yaoi, lemon)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'A Little Insecure' by tigersilver reviews
Harry receives a love letter from Draco Malfoy. Convinced that Malfoy is just fucking with him, he writes back in a way that he thinks Malfoy will take as joking, but which Malfoy unexpectedly accepts as totally serious. Harry finds himself in a tightening spiral of pursuit. Is this a joke or what?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seeker, Chaser, Keeper by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Rumor has it that a wealthy investor is starting up a brand new professional Quidditch team and he's looking for players. Harry and Draco both want to make the team, but there can be only one Seeker. Will competing for the position bring them closer or drive them further apart? Contains mature language and sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,416 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sing, For The Sea Belongs To Me by LeontinaStardust reviews
Drarry - An unfortunate circumstance means that Harry gets sole responsibility of Teddy. Another unfortunate circumstance means that Teddy won't stop screaming unless he has a blood relation nearby. Enter Draco, and suddenly things aren't so unfortunate anymore. Draco/Harry slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,389 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Teddy L. - Complete
The Art of Eventually by Neverbird reviews
Six years have passed since the end of the war, and Harry and Draco find themselves returning to Hogwarts as professors. Hogwarts students are ruled by hormones, but the teenagers aren't the only ones harboring secret crushes. And they aren't the only ones snogging in the corridors. Harry/Draco. Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,318 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Draco M., Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Pure-blood Enigma by phoenixstrike reviews
HP/DM slash. A drunken bet with Blaise means Draco now has a very difficult task ahead of him. To train Harry Potter and pass him off as a pure-blood, all within the space of two weeks. But things become somewhat complicated when he finds himself falling for the git. And does Harry return his feelings? Canon-compliant for all seven books/EWE. Written for the 2013 bottom!draco fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,476 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Accidental Allegiance by RussianWolf7 reviews
Harry and Draco become business partners in their eighth year at Hogwarts. Animosity quickly melts away into acquaintanceship into something more, perhaps? Another sort of business agreement comes into play, but will it be enough? Harry/Draco; Drarry. Silly fluff, nothing too serious. Rating for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,883 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Secret Life of Draco Malfoy by icicle33 reviews
After the war, Draco was ousted from the wizarding world. With a bit of luck and the help of some good friends, Draco becomes a successful veterinarian in the Muggle world. His life was slowly starting to come together again―that is―until Harry Potter shows up at his clinic with a sick cat. Features: getting back together, vet!draco, swot!draco. Written for the HD Career Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,050 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ugly Duckling by ICMezzo reviews
Draco is all atwitter when he wakes up on his birthday with a few unexpected feathers. Suspecting foul play, he enlists Harry to help him get rid of his unfortunate birden—er, burden.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,241 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Beyond the Mirror's Edge by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry Potter is dead. A spell goes wrong in Advanced Charms class, leaving nothing but a charred ring and a pair of empty shoes. Draco Malfoy must figure out what happened and try to bring Harry back. Contains mature language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,156 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Treasure Hunters by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco's sorry, but no seventh year Gryffindor is going to get good marks in Potions just because he wants to be an Auror. And Harry Potter, Defense professor and Head of Gryffindor House, isn't going to change that by glaring at him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crave One Name, Two Rhythms, Our Love by aslongastherearestarsaboveyou reviews
Full summary in chapter 1. Blaine is a 27 year old sub who's a teacher. He gets a new student - Kurt who is his 16 year old soul mate dom. How will they deal with their relationship and can Blaine adjust to not having total authority in his class anymore?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,026 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Harmonized Consciousness by Talizora reviews
[NOW EDITED AND COMPLETE HPDM 8th Year EWE] This time it's a spell gone wrong in Charms that will bring our two favourite boys together. Expect Mind-Magic Classic HD Clichés & Soul Mates
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,702 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Seduce Draco Malfoy by Hanyou-Foxgirl reviews
Because it was all Narcissa's fault, really. Harry/Draco AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,826 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shackles by testosterone-tea reviews
Draco and Harry come to in a dungeon with no idea as to how they got there. They'll have to work together to find a way out, but the question is: can they? HP/DM slash, Drarry. Rating will go up in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,053 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Own Worst Enemy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
After a night of heavy drinking, Draco wakes up fully-clothed to find that his flat is a wreck and several things are missing. Things only get worse from there. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,977 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trust in Hope by Omi-Omi reviews
It's Eighth year, and Draco is broken, ostracised. One person prefers him the way he was, full of life – Draco just needs to learn to trust in hope. Written for the 2012 HD Smoochfest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,592 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stalking Harry by thusspakekate reviews
Harry Potter is the most eligible bachelor in the Wizarding world. Draco Malfoy is a disgraced ex-Death Eater with emotional baggage and a bit of a crush. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,862 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In Trance by thrilladdict reviews
Harry turns into a cat and is looked after by Draco Malfoy. After a soul journey and much insanity, Harry finds himself completely smitten with the git.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,552 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If at First You Don't Succeed by HarleyD reviews
Blaise doses Draco with a love potion and he of course is all over Harry, and after Harry fixes it Blaise does it again. And again. Eventually Draco should get the point, right? Unapologetic fluff here. And maybe a little OOCness, enjoy! m/m
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,745 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Leaving Scars by Constance1 reviews
Draco Malfoy returns after disappearing without a trace for eighteen months only to find that Harry has taken drastic measures to forget him. DM/HP. Slash. Complete... but will one day re-write the final chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,781 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On the Hogwarts Express by Renee Spelt Strange reviews
In which there is half-clothed hate-sex against a carriage window on the Hogwarts Express heading back to London. Except that...it's not really hate that Draco's feeling. HP/DM TWO SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
At Your Service by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,351 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Precious Fetish by Cola Karmon reviews
How Draco Malfoy went about becoming an underwear thief. Eighth Year fic. Warnings for language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 124 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bloodsquib by Vaysh11 reviews
Eleven years after the war, Harry shows up at Draco's home, asking him for help for his son James who suffers from a rare magical disease. He needs a blood donor to survive, and only Draco is a match. H/D, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,579 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'Clinical Trials of Case VLA101' 2011DracoTops by tigersilver reviews
2011 Fest Fic, DracoTopsHarry. Veela Draco, Forced Bonding. Auror Potter has another service to perform for the Wizarding world and this one quite specifically involves that Unspeakable, Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,324 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
At Least Things Can't Get Any Worse by fleurdelisee reviews
Of course, everyone in the industry hates him. Seeing Kurt's name alongside yours only means one thing: as hard as you'll try, he'll steal the show. Mandatory post-Fashion Night Out fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,800 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
That for me, it isn't over by JaydaLee reviews
Kurt is living a successful life in New York City. It has been 6 years since his sudden break up with Blaine. He thinks he is doing fine, until one day Blaine reappears back in his life... With his wife?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,402 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Original Song: A Parody by fagur fiskur reviews
My totally fair and not-at-all biased parody of the events that went down in the Glee episode Original Song. Kurt/Blaine and other canon pairings.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You Align My Stars by bsmog reviews
Harry Potter has been hiding since the end of the war. A request from an unlikely source to return to Hogwarts could teach him a lesson or two about life and how to live it. Post-war, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,945 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potterphiles by Winnett reviews
Draco is assigned to Potter Watch: to protect Harry from his most dedicated fans. Draco excels at his job. Unfortunately, Harry excels at being Harry. HxD R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,319 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Preparedness by olimakiella reviews
Planning the Quidditch World Cup Gala is not new to Draco Malfoy. This time around he's been given the QWC Liaison to make the work easier: Harry Potter. Draco seriously believes Potter has it in for him - and he does - just not the way Draco believes...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'Fantastic Creatures' 2011 MPREG Fest by tigersilver reviews
When Potter shows up at his door applying for the job and snuggling a baby in his arms, Draco knew he was in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,034 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Who Taught You To Use Your Hands by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Klaine. Blaine Anderson is a professional. Which means he does not have inappropriate thoughts about his students, and he most certainly does not act on them. Smutty & angsty.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Unusual Seduction by Niamh the Vargie reviews
The locker room is just the beginning "If Kurt had a minute to process this, he probably would have been kind of terrified of being shoved around in a stairwell.But before that thought had time to form,Dave leaned in and started to kiss along Kurt's jaw"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
A Portrait of His Majesty by allthegirlsarebummers reviews
This is a future!fic with some leaning on "Rip Van Winkle" by Washington Irving. Ten years almost to the day after Prom, Kurt goes on a business trip to Chicago and remembers he knows someone who lives there. He makes a sleepy, wine-induced phone call.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Boy and The Red Balloon by Evil Beware We Have Waffles reviews
One day, the boy is being childish and foolish, and he accidentally lets go of the string on the balloon, and can only watch horrified and tearfully as the balloon disappears into the sky, never to be seen again.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,824 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blaine Anderson loves his poledancer by agnesiest reviews
A smuty oneshot based, oddly enough, on America's Got Talent. And the amazing Steve. We love you, Steve! Vague spoilers for Sexy, I guess.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,078 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
One Million Invisible Lines by The Cimmerians reviews
Everything works out eventually.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,835 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Wanting, Needing, Finding by Sweetandsnarky89 reviews
Blaine knows he's got to have this talk. He has to know if Kurt's sexually attracted to him. But his conversation ends up better than he thought and he ends up helping Kurt see that it's ok to want someone who wants you back. And the rewards are endless
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
So Fast by Aeria reviews
It begins with an ending and ends with a beginning - silly, smutty Kurt/Blaine fun.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Get Off by Truth in the Moon reviews
Inspired by the song "I Get Off" by Halestorm. Blaine has a special kind of relationship with a tenant in the building across the street. Voyeur!Blaine. "smut" but no actual touching between characters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Can't Fight This Feeling by A Darker Heaven reviews
Kurt decides to spend the first week of summer at football camp, and has to share a room with Puck. Puck, after having a very long year of life changing events, slowly starts to realize his true feelings for the team's kicker.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,793 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Dear Diary Fk You by anonwhat reviews
Harry starts keeping a diary, and all Draco wants to do is start fights.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Winning Game KurtBlaine by The Cimmerians reviews
Kurt takes parts of his destiny, and some other things, into his own hands.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Love There By Love by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. It took a magical accident to bring Harry to this new universe. It might take only Draco to keep him here. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,246 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirt by AquilusNyx reviews
Blaine had never thought of Kurt sexually. How could he, when the other boy was never dirty? Klaine smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Beginning of Reality by amightypenguin reviews
When Harry Potter cannot be awakened from a self induced dream state, can his Auror partner Draco Malfoy find a way to wake him before an unforeseen threat in Harry's mind destroys them both?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,061 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Make a Map by liftedlorax reviews
After an Auror mission gone wrong, Harry finds himself stranded on an island, where his only companions are a mute house-elf, a prickly owl, and an insufferable git. Roughly based on the story of Odysseus and Calypso from Homer's Odyssey. H/D, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,198 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Breathing January by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, former HPGW. After his divorce, Harry rescues and is rescued. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stealth, Speed, Mastery by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
One-shot Kurtofsky inspired by Chris Colfer's real life sai sword skillz. Rated M for language and a smutty ending.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 3,911 - Follows: 384 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blackout by AquilusNyx reviews
The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Return to Sender by clothsofheaven reviews
Draco Malfoy hated living in Muggle London. That was until the day he started to receive Harry Potter's mail.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,805 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Five Days in Denmark by jtsbbsps-dk reviews
Harry is reluctantly sent to the dreariest conference in what has to be the dullest place on earth, but when he runs into Malfoy, whom he hasn't seen in more than five years, things are suddenly a lot less boring. Rated M, sexual content, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,151 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Abandoned Destinies by nicevenn reviews
Harry finds a stone that can show him how his life would have played out if only he'd done things a little differently, and it reveals something he'd never considered before. Is it too late to fulfill an abandoned destiny? Harry/Draco. Implied mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HD 'Prodigal' by tigersilver reviews
AU; EWE. Set just post-war. The incredibly cliched moment of 'wand return', this was a fast & furious fic that tumbled out. PWP, naturally. Absolutely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HD 'Tyger, Tyger' domeveela Fest 2010 by tigersilver reviews
AU; EWE; Veela!Draco; Mate!Harry. The 'other' fic for domeveela Fest 2010 finds our intrepid, furry heros in Siberia, as tigers, and battling a quite strong compulsion to follow instinct. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,096 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sometime Around Midnight by shamrocker531 reviews
HP/DM oneshot. Only months after the end of his marriage, Harry runs into someone that he never expected to see again and is flooded by memories, jealousy and a desperate need to fix his mistakes. Slight DM/BZ. Mentions of HP/GW, RW/HG. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,720 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'Magic Eight Ball' by tigersilver reviews
Hermione brings a Muggle device to their usual after-work drinking sessions; Malfoy is utterly fascinated. Harry is not, especially as Malfoy keeps asking it questions about his personal life. AU; EWE, JuniorAurors!Harry smuff-filled center. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,396 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Observations by Penguin reviews
Auror Harry Potter is assigned a tedious task - surveillance of a house on the south coast, a suspected trafficking point. He is also assigned a new partner, and the choice does not please him at all - at first. Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,381 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'Contra Mundum' by tigersilver reviews
AU, EWE, Auror!Harry, PotionsMaster!Draco, minor flangst, incipient crack, happy endings. Draco didn't know quite how he'd ended up in Potter's best visitor's chair at St. Mungo's. Potter's bed, though? That, he understood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Was Born That Way by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy didn’t think anything was wrong when their son, Draco, had been born. Granted, he’d started bawling something that sounded suspiciously like ‘Ree-Ree’, instead of crying the normal, ear-splitting wail that most newborns do...DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Where the Days are Hotter Than Hot by Loony4moony816 reviews
Kurt has a new hobby. In response to the "Kurt, belly-dancing" request over at LJ.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Second Chance by DreamingInColour reviews
Of all the possible ways he could die Draco never would have thought a single olive would lead to his demise. But when he is offered a second chance at life he eagerly accepts. Too bad his second chance comes with an unexpected condition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Little Yellow Creeper by Youngauthor27 reviews
Harry and Draco enjoy the peace and quiet of married life without children; but what will happen when the couple is saddled with just such a burden. Harry is forced to face his demons and Draco must learn to accept his husband. *Warnings Posted Inside*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,270 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Decorated Hearts by LiterarySpell reviews
Or 'In Which Draco Has an Eye for Design, and Harry Has an Eye For Draco.' Harry fumbles his way through a seduction of Draco, who claims he doesn't date. Can Harry change his mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,412 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That We Might Be Alive by LiterarySpell reviews
Draco sees someone he never expected at a Muggle dance club. What is the Saviour doing dancing alone, and how can Draco convince him that he’s changed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For the Best by Digitallace reviews
True Beloveds series Part 2 - Harry can't stay out of Draco's bed, not even when his wife makes him promise to. On their final encounter, can Harry say goodbye for good? Explicit content warning.DH epilogue compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Close to the Heart by dracosoftie reviews
A sequel to Birthday Gift. Harry and Draco's paths cross again six years later, and the attraction remains. Will they be able to walk away so easily this time? At what cost? Warnings for slash, language, allusions to mpreg and explicit sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,039 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Living for the Night by Kaoru2.50 reviews
While patrolling the halls after hours, Prefect Draco Malfoy gets a surprise that has him praying for the sun to set. HPDM slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Muddy Days by dirty-darella reviews
Of course Potter had to be at the one Professional Quidditch match Draco attended. The very same Match where he learns that mud is good for laughing, more laughing, and sex. Not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Birthday Gift by dracosoftie reviews
What do you give the wizard who has everything? A date with Harry Potter, of course! Birthday fic for the lovely Betsy. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Down in the Dungeon to Play by Phoenix Torte reviews
Harry decides to snoop and spy on the Slytherins. He finds out something unexpected, and takes appropriate actions. Originally submitted to the HP Smoochfest. See inside for warnings. HP/DM: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,007 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Siege Mentality by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry is the MInistry's expert on Dark magic. But now he has to figure out whether Draco is victim or perpetrator of a dangerous curse- and he stands to lose more than his life if he doesn't. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,334 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fool Rushes In by oldenuf2nobetter reviews
In a burst of unexplained magic, Harry Potter’s Auror partner Draco Malfoy has simply disappeared. Frantic with worry, terrified that something really terrible has happened to the other man, Harry realizes that what he feels for him just might be more tha
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,695 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Anything for Charity by oldenuf2nobetter reviews
When Hermione Granger comes to them with a plan to raise funds for an important charity, Draco Malfoy thinks it's a wonderful idea. Harry Potter, on the other hand, isn't quite as sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scrap Paper by Nattish reviews
--Harry/Draco-- The students of Hogwarts are obsessed with origami, and everyone -- including Draco Malfoy -- seems to be taking advantage of the trend in their own way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Hogsmen by jamie2109 reviews
Ginny throws Harry over for, of all people, Millicent Bulstrode. Harry doesn't mind; he likes Bulstrode, but he doesn't know how to break it to the kids. Widower Draco Malfoy runs The Hogsman, a sort of gentleman's club for Hogwarts Alumni of the male var
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,025 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cerulean Blue by Anna Fugazzi reviews
When Potions Professor Draco Malfoy has an accident that costs him the last four years of his memory, Harry Potter, with the grudging assistance of Severus Snape's portrait, is the only one who can help him. Co-written with scrtkpr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,679 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Hero All the Same by kayladie reviews
Draco Malfoy has hit rock bottom. What will it take for him to crawl out of the hole he's found himself in? Perhaps helping the Savior of the Wizarding World, who's in even worse shape than Draco is. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,120 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Divided by Digitallace reviews
10 years have passed, and Harry has been missing since the war. Draco wants to forget about a moment from their past, but will that still be possible when he takes a position at Hogwarts? Will memories of Harry haunt him there, or will it be Harry himself
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,005 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Proper Instruction by emeraldine087 reviews
When Harry Potter is snubbed by his girlfriend for being a sloppy kisser, he decides to take matters into his own hands, seeking instruction from the stud in the person of Draco Malfoy. Problem is...Draco doesn't know he is actually teaching Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,834 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fear The Wrath Of The Bookish by Roozette reviews
Hermione is tired of being teased for being smart. Somehow, this idea will make others think twice about mocking her. Well, at least the idea works in her head...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Slytherin's Dastardly Plans by Wayward Awesome reviews
The mind of a Slytherin may be considered 'evil' and somewhat 'nefarious', and in some cases almost 'diabolical', but, damn, do they come up with some great plans! HarryxDraco Slash! Rated for later chapters...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,165 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fool or The Many Good Deeds of Draco Malfoy by AvocadoLove reviews
You haven’t done one brave or noble thing in your life, Malfoy. Then you come into my house and ask me why I won’t do the right thing for you? What have you ever done for anyone? Slash Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,529 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dare to Know by dracoredeemed reviews
My take on the second half of DH. Harry et al are being held captive in the dungeons at Malfoy Manor. Draco brings a broken Hermione down to join them and makes an offer they can't refuse. Rated for future chs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,054 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unintended Consequences by dracoredeemed reviews
Harry is getting magically bonded, Draco is drunk, and things don't go quite according to plan. H/D Slash. Rated for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,630 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Being Jessie Carmichael by faithwood reviews
No matter how awful it was being Jessie Carmichael, Draco was willing to suffer through the horror in order to get what he really wanted. The only problem was — he didn't know what he really wanted. Cute!Draco alert. Hogwarts!fic. FLUFF. EWE. SLASH DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Precious Gem by dracoredeemed reviews
NEW EPILOGUE NOW ADDED. Auror!Draco is assigned to protect Harry. Draco is sure this assignment is going to be the death of him! H/D Slash. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Caught up in the Hope of Maybes by jamie2109 reviews
Harry and Draco meet up again after more than six years when their children are ill. Misunderstandings and betrayals almost drive them apart again, but eventually the love of a little girl brings them back together. Warning past mpreg, nothing graphic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,636 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The things you learn by Naesy reviews
The oh so untouchable Draco Malfoy is 28 and about to get his feathers ruffled by one Harry Potter. Not that Draco wears feathers. But if he did? They'd be the finest feathers known to man and he'd look positively smashing in them too, so there! DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,858 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Time Changes Everything by Pentunia Potter reviews
COMPLETE: LINK TO SEQUEL IN LAST CHAPTER The Ministry of Magic has put a new Temporal Portkey into production. Dumbledore has gotten approval for the sixth year students to try it out. What happens when Harry Potter travels 13 years into the future and f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,041 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Perfect Something by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Harry finds a spell that will allow him to have one day with no consequences because no one will remember it, including him. But things happen that he could never have predicted. Does he really want to forget after all is said and done? HPDM, 6th, no HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,779 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Passing Notes Junior by green-eyed blonde reviews
Sequel to 'Passing Notes! So Harry and Draco have become A Thing. Now what happens?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,799 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secondhand Robes by Samayel reviews
Draco Malfoy is broke, his parents are in Azkaban, and school is ready to start...a mysterious benefactor pays for his new robes and books, but why? Post OotP AU, HD PreSlash, Language, SoloM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,399 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Please Wake Up by PinkElephant42 reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into a coma. Draco waits at St. Mungo’s for him to wake up. This is a letter from Draco to Harry exploring their relationship and the events that led to Harry’s current state. HPDM slash, HPB spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,526 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In Bed, Corridors, and Elsewhere by Tofuu reviews
Despite a relationship of bodily pleasures, Harry seems to have a particularly difficult time in asking Draco to the upcoming Yule Ball, and a harder time figuring out the difference between lust and love. DracoHarry. Limey, fluffy & a bit OOC. [ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Isn't Someone Missing Me? by Emeraldragon reviews
COMPLETE![HBP SPOILER][HD][SLASH]After Harry’s battle with Voldemort, Harry dies and meets Persephone, the guardian of the afterlife. She bargains that Harry can be brought back to life if he can find one person whose life was completely ruined by his dea
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,774 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fancy by lairy fights reviews
[HarryDraco] [ONESHOT] 'Actually, you did toss me up against the wall,' Draco pointed out. 'Rather kinky of you, Potter. I would never have guessed you liked it rough.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slip of the Tongue by AoiGensou reviews
COMPLETE What one thinks one says is not always what comes out of one's mouth. Draco Malfoy discovers this one day in a confrontation with Harry Potter. He meant to say hate, he really did... too bad his heart said love. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Round the Twist by Lances reviews
HD. Harry and Draco end up having an eventful, interesting night at Hogwarts after witnessing something they'd rather not have witnessed. Arguments, pet ferrets and bonding. Slightly AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,876 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Ferret by Indigo Kitti reviews
(ONESHOT)This is not a perfect world, this is the real world." In a fit of rage Pansy turns Draco into a ferret. Unfortunately, Pansy's not know for her magical aptitude and Harry Potter's in the market for a new pet. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seven Days by Arrmaitee reviews
COMPLETE! (SLASH, PARODY) Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ridiculous Notion by Nattish reviews
--Harry/Draco, mpreg-- Draco thinks he is pregnant, but Harry won't believe it for a minute. Regardless, Draco prepares for their child with eagerness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,534 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Marked by Asterie-Smiles reviews
Draco wants everyone to keep off his property... Contains slash, HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coming Together HarryDraco by Beren reviews
Draco finds out something about Harry James Potter that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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I Belong to You reviews
Blaine's ship is attacked by pirates! But captivity isn't what he expected and neither is the infamous Captain Black. Warnings inside. WIP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,578 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Klaine Couples' Counseling reviews
3x17 Parody. Crack!Fic. Klaine's on the rocks and everyone wants to Dance with Somebody. Amateur therapy. Whitney love.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Bickersons reviews
Kurt and Blaine have dissenting opinions. "Mine's bigger." "In your dreams." ONESHOT. PWP.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Seconds and Thirds reviews
Kurt wants to know what Blaine likes, but can't ask. He'll have to figure it out for himself. Sequel to 'First Glance, First Kiss'. Can be read alone. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,089 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
True Like reviews
Kurt loves his job at the off-Broadway theater. As for Blaine Anderson, Kurt might have to work with him, but he doesn't have to like him. AU. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,359 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
First Glance, First Kiss reviews
A flash of color drew his eye toward the opposite side of the pool, to the lifeguard's chair and, more importantly, the lifeguard in his figure-hugging, bright purple, sleeveless swim shirt. Fluffy AU. Kurt and Blaine meet during summer vacation. ONESHOT
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
One Part of Me reviews
Sequel to Freaking Amazing. Fluffy, Angsty, Smutty M/M in which Blaine is a moronic genius, Kurt is an innocent sex god and Thad has a new idea for a brilliant money making scheme. Rated M. Very M. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,783 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Freaking Amazing reviews
Kurt's fantasies are getting out of control. He doesn't know how long he'll be able to suppress his feelings before he does something drastic. Abundant smutty goodness with a bit of a plot. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete