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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Le Mini-Stack

Wow, okay, so I was a moron a year and a bit ago...

Anyhoo, I'm back, after disappearing suddenly for no reason around May last year. Awkward. Anyway, it wasn't terrible drama's at home, it was just the fact that I'm lazy and a bum, and just in general a rather terrible person, also my best friend let me leave the Naruto fandom, so... Blame her?

SO. I have returned, feeling terrible after reading all your reviews on my bad, bad, bad story. I am sorry, faithful readers and reviewers, and all the people who PM'ed me asking me to update. I am sorry. Very sorry.

gets on hands an knees* Please forgive me.

Anyways, onto my writing. Many of you are asking me to update, rightly so, since I left you all hanging in the middle of a story. Now, I would update, but after reading my story over, the only thing I want to do is hide under a rock and cry, cause its really bad, as in I obviously didn't know what the Hell punctuation and grammar were. Instead of doing that, I have decided to re-write the stories. Hate me if you will, but I hope you don't... At least not too much.

I won't change the story much, perhaps make it a little more realistic in the pacing and meetings and such, but other than that, everything will stay the same.

If you want to, read the new stories when I put them up _

I'll have them yanked down and the first chapter of Fifteen Minutes of Fame re-written by the end of the week, most likely. If not, feel free to throw eggs at me. Cybernetic ones, obviously.



1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Itachi, Uzumaki Naruto, Hyuga Hinata. S'all I've got to say.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
Sasuke/Sakura, Itachi/Sakura, Ino/Shikamaru, Naruto/Hinata, Pain(Yahiko)/Konan, Neji/Tenten, Gaara/Matsuri.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
Yaoi fangirl at heart.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
No, actually, because, I'm just not cool enough.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
... We'll be here for years, so I'll condense it. Haruno Sakura stuff, all the current manga, two of the games, posters, assorted junk scattered everywhere, and almost every season out.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
Er... No. That's slightly strange. I like real men... Like Noctis Lucis Caelum... Yum. (Protagonist of Final Fantasy Versus XIII)

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
Hate to say it, but I personally think that Kiba/Hina is more plausible, considering Kiba actually talks to Hinata. But I love Naru/Hina, almost as much as I love my X-Box360.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
... Don't be stupid. Yaoi is great, but Sasu/Saku is even better.

9. Which team is your favorite?
Team Minato. Lil Kakashi is so cute!

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
o.o Unfortunately, I can't say that I don't anymore...

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Um, yeah. First off, it was kind of obvious, and second, it's already been revealed! -Gasp- Shock horror!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Need you ask? Itachi FTW!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Neither, I'm indifferent to Sasuke. He irritates me at times, and other times I sympathize with him, but other than that, his character isn't anything special to me.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
Don't even ask that question. I'm a Narutard!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Refer to question 14. Seriously people?

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
I think he just needs attention! I love Naruto! Just because he reminds me of a teddy and I want to cuddle him to death! So no, I think he's just happy.

17. Sub or dub?
Sub. Sasuke's voice was great on the Dub, before I realized it was Ben Ten. Yeah... I nearly died when I figured that out.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Sakura, in my eyes, is amazing-acle! While she irritated me with her constant 'Sasuke-kun!' in part one, I can see her growth as a character in Shippuden, and out of all the characters, she seems to have the most realistic personality. I really like Sakura, despite people hating on her because she tried to kill Sasuke and all that jazz, because she is strong now. Her strengths just lie in different areas than Sasuke, Kakashi and Naruto.
Besides, she was amazing-acle against Sasori, (shaddup all you haters -.-) and lately, Kishi's been irritating me with the whole making her seem weak and having Naruto constantly jump in save her. He seems to have built Sakura up to be a really strong character in the first arc, but then let her fade back into the weak little girl.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
Oh my God, I fucking love Tobi.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Yes unfortunately, I do. Which is gay, because Tobi was so cool.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Sexy beast. Just because he has a bowl cut, and I love his competitiveness with Kakashi.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
It's a toss up between Haku and Deidara (Sorry Deidara... But you do have long hair... and very feminine eyes.)

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
AWESOME! I could use his youthfulness. Besides... He has eyes that light fire! Bro... Gimme.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Hinata. While I love her cute shyness, I want her to be like 'BETCH IM-A KILL YEW! DIE BENEATH MY AMAZINGNESS!' and all the jazz, just because Naruto would be like 'OHMYGAWD! Hinata! Marry me! and yeah... It'd be cool.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
Are you stupid?

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
No! Why would I do such things?

27. Do you like lemons?
Depends on how well they're written.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
Sadly no... My sister even whacked me over the head with a pan when I asked her to buy me a Naruto bracelet.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
My God! YES! It is very nearly as epic as the original!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
Must you ask stupid questions?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
No... All my friends seem to think I'm a nerd... I am NOT!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
Heh... Yes. Plenty of times. Most of my friends, who listen to my rabble, recognize the characters doodled all over my English book.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?
... Yes. I've been given detention plenty of times, having been caught drawing pictures of Ita-chan, (who, just by the way, I'm marrying...) and Sasuke partaking in... Uchiha-cest. Damn you Christian school! Gays are people too!!

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Nope! Still failing! ... Don't tell my mum that.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
Yes... Unfortunately because buying the crap I do drains my wallet.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Um... No. Just, no.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?
I dabble.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
No. His hand/wing thingies scare me!!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
Nope. Not creative enough to make one. Really, I am the most unoriginal person in the world. Like, ferserious.

Yeah... Always wanted to take that survey... So, all done!

Anyway, in relation to the drawing questions, if you do check out my deviantArt, don't be too disappointed when they're all stick figures and stuff. I'm serious, even the stick figures are bad...

deviantArt: Mini-Stack.

Also, can anyone tell me how to work this new fangled Tumblr shiz? I am so confused its not even funny any more. (Well its still funny, but you know...)

S'all for now.


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Rainy Days by Wynth reviews
It took her a while before Sakura was convinced that she was once again in her twelve year old body, but by that time it was too late. •Time-Travel / AU•
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 151,455 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 568,649 - Reviews: 7070 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 2,887 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5271 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 2,596 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Shelter from the Rain by SmilesLasting reviews
sasusaku; Unexpectedly, she fell in love with his bloody kisses. Vampire AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,312 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Your Fat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre. "Sequel" is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 57,915 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
some assembly required by runawaygoddess reviews
When friends suck, complete strangers are always the people to turn to. Unless they might be axe murderers. In which case, it's probably best not to move in with them. Unless you're desperate. Which she is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,219 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Sasuke Uchiha Must Die by AishiteruSasuke-kun reviews
"We'll make him fall in love with you, and then yank it out from under him. We'll make his kingdom fall and steal away his precious crown..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,868 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Butterfly Effect by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
There had been something like an understanding between them once, he thinks; the potential for something more. But with the memory of her shaking kunai and his maniacal laughter between them, neither can help but wonder if it is too late to go back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,567 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Perfect Dream by elle6778 reviews
When the dream to reunite Team 7 ends, it is surprisingly easy to bury the pain and carry on. But how long can one pretend? SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,449 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scent by cutecrazyice reviews
On a warm, sunny day, Sasuke finds the one person he never expected to see again. But things are not what they seem. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,617 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Promise by lokyisa reviews
Sakura woke up one day to find that she was invisible; no one could see or hear her. Until Sasuke Uchiha, that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,071 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Long Way Home by the general girl reviews
Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,564 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by Kurisutiina-chan reviews
HIATUS until March 2012. They say the beating of a butterfly's wings can cause a tsunami half a world away. Itachi was the butterfly who beat his wings and enabled Naruto and Sakura to keep their promise to bring Sasuke back. From chapter 396 - SakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,023 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The It School by Riz-I reviews
Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the It School. Just remember one thing; This is The It School... And this is where it's at.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,904 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Mendoukusei by Naz-G reviews
Sakura, an S Class Jounin and medic, one of the most powerful Konoha has ever had. Her legendary Team 7 are all part of ANBU. Life's good. Only 1 problem: she's steadily falling for her stoic, gorgeous sex god of a captain. *Sigh*, mendoukusei, ne?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,066 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mitarashi Dango by Itaweasel-hime reviews
They became friends over a carton of mango sorbet. Then he kisses her over a plate of dango. Sequel to Mango Sorbet. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Team Geisha by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Chakra depleted and exhausted, Team Seven needs a place to rest and recuperate. Why did it have to be a brothel? Are those hunter-nin coming their way? Post-Canon Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
SNAFU by Le Requiem reviews
Sakura always hated using the bathroom at these swanky which Sasuke finds himself shopping for bullet proof panty liners in a tux. Assassinations and building jumps ensue. Not to mention a towel scene. — SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Something Tangible by AngeLhearteD reviews
Their eyes met. They had done so many times before. But this time, somehow, they both sensed it was different. One hopes. The other denies. Fate, and a few friends, conspire. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,826 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Centerpiece by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,015 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Fifteen Minutes of Fame reviews
The last thing Sakura Haruno felt like was going to a preppy boy band concert. But here she was, being shoved, squashed and trod on. If it wasn't bad enough that she ended up getting shoved on stage and twirled around like a ragdoll, the hottest member had to go and kiss her. Of course she slapped him. Too bad it was on national television. SasuSaku, AU, some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,187 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fire and Ice reviews
03. This time, she was the predator. - Sasuke/Sakura AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.