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well, hi guys! my name is Someone, not gonna tell the real one, cuz I am some very top secret person! lol. just kiddin. I'm from Mongolia and I go to a Russian "school" (which i hate a lot with my friends), so don't get crappy if i have some grammar mistakes. My age is like 123. Yep! You guys might be like WTH?! You can't be that old and stuff, but even if you are right... me not going to tell you XD
My hobbies: drawing (wolfspirit5511 on dA), reading fanfics, watching anime, surfing the net, fangirling lol
My most favourite couple is NaruSaku. I have a hatred for NaruHina and SasuSaku...and SasuNaru
My second fav couple is nejiten. So cute! And they are destinied to be together lol
I don't like akasaku so much. Kinda weird and too romantic for me (maybe some crack pairing and some drama about how Sakura becomes missing nin with some superpowers and then falls in love)
I dislike Sasuke and Hinata and i made the perfect nicknames for them. Sauceke and Hinatard
now my likes:
i like good narusaku fanfictions and i also like good horror stories. I loooooooooove the Akatsuki. i dunno why Masashi Kishimoto made them die. I am not gonna say something more personal. don't wanna end up like in "Instant message". It is a naruto fanfic you should read it if you like horror stories (its SasuSaku blah).
my favourite naruto characters:
and all other akatsuki members
Itachi: -/ \-
Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 2]
[Konan Score: 3]
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4 ]
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4]
[Sasori Score: 3 ]
[Kakuzu Score: 1]
[Hidan Score: 1.5]
[Zetsu Score: 4]
THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, GaaSakuforever, Flyflew, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, Wolfy Saku-chan, sukitakayoshi, Cherryqueen567, 5511narusaku4eva
If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste these Karin bashings:
Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
I think that Karin needs to die. Soon.
This is the we HATE Karin section! If you LOVE Sasu/Kari then you should skip this section! This is a complete section of
I HATE KARIN!!
If you agree that you hate that couple paste this to your profile! Let everyone know that Sasu/Kari is the WORST couple ever!
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, xXCherry-BlossoM-FaNXx...,dark.hwak95, Midori Blossom, Icy-Cherrie-Chick, ChinaDollMaiden, Cherryqueen567, 5511narusaku4eva
08 - Sarutobi
08 - Ebisu
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader, Hidan
01 - Chouji
07 - Midare
01 - Mikoto (Sasuke's Mom)
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
03 - Neji
01 - Koharu
10 - Naruto
02 - Hayate
11 - Jiraiya
01 - Zouri
These are actually on the labels
1. Who are your favorite Naruto characters? Naruto, Akatsuki, Kiba, Shino, Neji, Minato, Killer bee, Sai (wow i have lots of faves)
2. What is your favorite pairing? NaruSaku, NejiTen!!
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Never was, never will be
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No (short and understandable yay!!)
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: i have sasuke keychain and i hate it (that duckhead), action figures, kunai keychain, calendar.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
Naruto maybe cuz i like to babble sometimes and i almost always make jokes... well you can say that i am similar to Naruto
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
uhhhh Hinatard is destinied with Orochimaru (lol I sound like Neji)
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
blaaah I hate sasusak and sasunaru what on Earth is that? if I have to choose then sausaku...
9. Which team is your favorite?
Team 7 always!!!
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
well Tobi is Madara and but I think Tobi is Obito's body cuz he has only right eye sharingan and Obito gave Kakashi his left eye sharingan hmm I think I should stop here cuz I will babble bout Team Minato heh
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? No yes...Minato is Naruto's dad
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Pain mwuahahah ''Those who don't know pain will never understand ture peace'' *epic evil laugh*
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-sasuke. ANTI-SAUCEKE!!!!
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Not yet I am watching all eps from the start
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Almost...few chapters missing
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? hmmm maybe
17. Sub or dub? sub, dub's voice is eeewwwwww
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro she is my 2nd fav kinouchi and better than every female in Konoha
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? funny!!! I like when he is asleep Deidara talks bout talking to each other (deidara and tobi capturing sanbi)
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? hmm who asks this queston is more stupid than a cake he is Obito
21. Guy = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
uuuugh hmmmm i can't choose but ugly nerd may be the best answer (Lee is waaaayyy better than him, but i am not his fan)
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
HAKU he dresses like a girl uugh
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
well he is not weird to me and he is awesome but not like my faves
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
i like drunken Hinata and Sauceke's OOC (someone criticizing his hair and sauceke being pissed off or some sauceke being all girly)
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
if i didnt then why would i be here
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
uuuugh i think you readers know the answer
27. Do you like lemons?
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
No hmm maybe only Naruto himself
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
i think no
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
yes Naruto and Pain
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
i guess no
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
what does that mean?
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
NO!! I EVEN DON'T READ LEMONS AND PLUS THAT BOOK?????!!!
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Hmmmm *sigh* Sometims I wonder where people get these ideas. The answer is "no''
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. That would be a lot... Some random sketches and some unfinished stuff.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? *deep sigh* ok lets get this straight HE WILL NEVER EVER BE S.E.X.Y IN NORMAL FORM!!!
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? no
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? yes hehe
Naruto: C&P that one
Naruto: cuz you had fagirl moments
me: i always have not had so it means i am not copying it
Naruto: ok then i will do it by myself!
me: NOOO GET OFF OF MY COMPUTER NARUTO!!
Naruto:Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.
Naruto: Haha I C&P-ed it
Copy and pasting time!
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On a child's Superman costume:
On an American Flag:
Next to a kid's place:
In a Parking Lot:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On artificial bacon:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Untitled: A scary way to break up.
I don't believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
God created man before woman. Every piece of artwork needs a roughdraft :D
:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Elmocrazy,XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxItachi's-Little-StalkerxX, XxMadara's-Little-Stalkerxx, xXFallenSakuraXx,freak-4-God, HiHi-Ai, Iwa-chan, obsidianLight16, 5511narusaku4va
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, Yasu Uchiha (my obsession with Sasuke Uchiha will be FOREVER!! XDD), ramenlover4 (I dislike Sasuke...), Gaara's_Pandachan101 (Gaara (drools)) Evilfangirl ( SASUKE!! Gaara. Kakashi Itachi and Kisame),Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx,freak-4-God, HiHi-Ai, Iwa-chan, obsidianLight16,5511narusaku4va
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!
If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
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If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.
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If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.
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If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this
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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
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You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when...bold apply
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.(sometimes)
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".(not everytime...)
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American.)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia.
30. Scream "Pasta" at everyone who is eating some.
List your 10 favorite Hetalia characters in any order!:
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Belarus and Hong Kong. no...i think it would be interesting though.
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Taiwan being hot?...she is cute not hot...
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
I have read one. It was about Spain saving Angel Japan...
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
No...it is a yaoi...
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Canada/Japan Spain/Japan...i dislike both of them but Canada and Japan would be better...
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in bed together?
My OTP...ahem hmmmm just quietly leave?
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Norway's biggest secret was that he loved chocolates. And Switzerland had very good chocolates. So Norway decides to visit Switzerland and try some of them. (lol)
9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Canada Hong Kong huh? Never seen one...
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
China/Belarus. "Unreturned feelings aru"?
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Canada seducing China. Really don't know.
12. Would you rather kill off 7 or 8 in a fanfiction, how would you do it?
You gotta be kidding me...both are my favs and kill one...how about killing Japan? He was watching anime while got an epic nosebleeding?
13. Would you ship 1/7?
Not with romance but as friends. RoChu!
14. If nine was cheated on by two with three, what would nine say?
Oh well I still have Romano and my tomatos (lol China and Taiwan together ahahaha)
15. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (2) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then ends up being stalked by (9). After hiring (10) to kill the creep, (1) follows the wise advice of (3) and moves next door to (5), where (s)he finally finds true love with (8).”
"China and Russia are in a happy relationship until Russia runs off with Canada. China brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Norway and a brief unhappy affair with Switzerland, then ends up being stalked by Spain. After hiring Hong Kong to kill the creep, China follows the wise advice of Taiwan and moves next door to Belarus, where he finally finds true love with Japan."
Oh my...hong kong in an asian mafia. Canada ruining RoChu then leading to NiChu...
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