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Joined 05-08-11, id: 2905062, Profile Updated: 04-19-14
Author has written 4 stories for Mass Effect, and Dungeons and Dragons.

Uh, hello? Is this thing on? Ok...

Hey there. Self-proclaimed geek here, loves reading, music and video games.

My current favorite game/series is Mass Effect, I eagerly await the day a better game comes out. I mean really, each game has it's appeal, but my main draw is the future of gaming.

I'm trying my hand at a few stories, advice would be greatly apprecieated. Thanks!

Profuse thanks to everyone who has taken the time to read, favorite, and review (now 100 on one!) my stories, it means so much to me. I have recently (at the time of this bio edit) added a chapter to my Infiltrat0rN7 fic, I hope that it can get a few laughs. Hopefully the next one doesn't come after several years of writer's block.

For the record, my picture is from the great artist Tealin, who does great Harry Potter sketches. Very amusing, check it out!

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After Hours by Tomorrow's Hero reviews
It can be amazing how time and circumstance turn enemies into newfound friends... especially when those same enemies were trying to kill you not one month ago. A series of shorts featuring Mike Schmidt as he tries to make the most of the graveyard shift by making four unexpected new friends.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,226 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear
Attack on Titan: The Infinite Loops by Leviticus Wilkes reviews
In a world where time is broken, Titan's roam freely, and everyone is going insane, the only solace is with your friends. Even if, sometimes, they aren't where you left them. AoT, SnK, whatever you are, welcome to Yggdrasil!
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 141,530 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 11/30/2014
Bringing Out the Blue by maguena1 reviews
AU. The arrow injured the Blue Spirit instead of knocking him out, and Aang never found out his identity. Zuko made a Plan to find out more about the Avatar. He didn't expect so many truths to come from the lies.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 249,291 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Zuko
Dragons Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Hiccup and the other characters of How To Train Your Dragon, caught in a series of time loops along the lines of Innortal's. What happens when a boy and his dragon take a jaunt across the multiverse? (Now contains other dragons at times. Like Pern.)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 149,829 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
The Hero Rises by Random Equinox reviews
When time has run out and the Reapers come to consume all in their path, then a hero must rise to lay old conflicts to rest, rally allies and enemies alike and challenge fate for the sake of the galaxy itself.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,059 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/5 - Miranda L., Shepard (M)
For Tomorrow We Die by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- After surviving the Omega Four Relay mission, the Normandy returns to find the galaxy in political turmoil. Cerberus has been exposed, humanity has lost its council seat, and the geth offer a peace that no one seems to desire. To complicate matters, the Reapers are coming. Most characters present. AU as it invalidates Mass Effect 3. Alternate ending begins chapter 72.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 351,231 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion, Shepard (M), Garrus V. - Complete
Putting It Back Together by Completely Different reviews
When some ancient and unknown Homeworld technology accidentally erases their memories, the Crystal Gems figure their forgotten 13 years is trivial; but unfortunately, it appears a LOT has happened in that time. Now with their leader gone, and saddled with a half-human boy who claims to be her son, they must somehow find a way to restore what they lost.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,166 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 4/3 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity will reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 511,417 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 9/23/2011
Disarmed by Completely Different reviews
Connie's having some parental problems, and Garnet finds herself the only one on hand to help.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18 - Garnet, Connie - Complete
Fallout 3: Mutatis Mutandis by commandocucumber reviews
The final part of the Modus Operandi trilogy. Brutus and his mutants make their play for the capital wasteland in the last chapter of a war 116 years in the making.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 152,127 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons
Master, Pokémon? by Saphroneth reviews
Pokémon anime AU. Ash Ketchum has something of a secret. He can understand Pokémon... oh, yeah, and there's the thing where he's actually kind of one himself.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,462 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 5/25 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Latias] Pikachu, Zorua
Chaos Theory by Moczo reviews
Sometimes, the tiniest of changes can have the greatest impact on the world. One chance encounter goes in a new direction, and the course of the Holy Grail War is irrevocably changed...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 180,138 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 2,502 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Shirō E., Illyasviel von Einzbern
MLP Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 1,491,542 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Twilight Sparkle
RvB Loops by GammaTron reviews
Part of the Infinite Time Loops. The Anchor is Michael J. Caboose. ...This will not end well for anyone.
Crossover - X-overs & Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 12/9/2014
Worm Loops by gbear605 reviews
This is not her first time here. Nor will it be her last. Innortal-style time loops in the Worm verse.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,650 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Skitter
Star Wars Episode Infinity: the Loops by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
A long time ago, beyond the galaxy far far away, time itself broke. Now the multiverse is stuck on repeat and acts up often. This is the story of the mightiest of galactic heroes, trapped in near infinite repeats of time itself, and their adventures both in their own world and the rest of the multiverse. Part of the Infinite Loops fanfiction project
Crossover - Star Wars & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 144,279 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker
Thrower of the Dart by Vathara reviews
Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 137 - Published: 5/6 - Artemis F., Holly S., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Prankster's Hero by Random Equinox reviews
There's more than one way to be a hero. Thankfully for Shepard, some of those ways don't involve risking your neck. Some of those ways are actually FUN.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,776 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
The Durin's Day Files by Snapdragonroar reviews
I.S.T.A.R.I. [Ithryn Strategic Tactics and Reconnaissance Initiative] A collection of Agent Gandalf the Grey's field reports during the events of the Quest for Erebor and the Battle of the Five Armies, regarding the events from the Carrock to the awakening of Smaug the Terrible. The second part of Field Reports from Agent Gandalf: Operation Dragon.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B.
Fairy Dance of Death by Catsy reviews
AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 356,062 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
The Handkerchief Files by Snapdragonroar reviews
I.S.T.A.R.I. [Ithryn Strategic Tactics and Reconnaissance Initiative] A collection of Agent Gandalf the Grey's field reports during the events of the Quest for Erebor and the Battle of the Five Armies, regarding the events from initiation to the Carrock (Previously "Field Reports from Agent Gandalf"). The first part of Field Reports from Agent Gandalf: Operation Dragon.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,605 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30213 - Favs: 16,554 - Follows: 14,521 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5284 - Favs: 3,784 - Follows: 4,344 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
Mass Effect: The Saltorian War by ProfFartBurger reviews
It is said that War never Changes; Men do, through the roads they walk, but War does not. The Humans fought The First War, and alongside the Quarians, the Alliance stands tall against the Galaxy in the face of continued adversity. Now Humanity's place is challenged, their power tested, and age-old beliefs are shattered when a beyond-ancient species is forced onto the playing field.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,969 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Shepard (M), OC
she blinded me with political science by thingswithteeth reviews
Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,114 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Children of Nemesis by Solaris242 reviews
There was a theory once, about Nemesis, the Dark Star. Stillborn twin to the sun, it wandered the void, black and cold, and every 25 million years, came back home. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 9/11/2013
Twist Of Fate by WillowBlueJay17 reviews
A small twist of fate can change quite a lot about a story. But, in the end, a brother still grieves. A story that looks to offer a different but familiar approach to the story if a certain something had happened differently. Big Hero 6 AU. Movie spoilers will be present as the story progresses. COMPLETED!
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,288 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Tadashi Hamada, Baymax, Hiro Hamada - Complete
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 4,472 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/7/2013
Remember by Golden Lark reviews
Tokiomi summons a red Archer for the Fourth War. - Chapter 12: Interrogations, infodumps, and expositions.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,625 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Archer
The Elements of Harmony and the Savior of Worlds by RK-Striker-JK-5 reviews
An old legend from Dream Valley returns to Equestria, but is there a place for her in this new land? Crossover between G1 and FiM. Thanks to Sun tzu for the name, too. Minor Hasbro cameos/mentions as well.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,700 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,219 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Friendly Advice by Center of the Galaxy reviews
Falling in love with the princess and earning her love in return? That was the easy part. It was all the duties of being the princess' consort that was the hard part. Lucky for Kristoff, there's someone else who's been through this exact same thing to help him through it. *a collection of one-shots, post both movies*
Crossover - Tangled & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,286 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Flynn R., Rapunzel] [Kristoff B., Anna] - Complete
Being Worth It by Sage Dans Les Lys reviews
Of all the people he was expecting to visit him, it certainly wasn't her.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Aunt Cass, Hiro Hamada, Professor Callaghan, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,138 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Morality Chain by Pureauthor reviews
/AU-ish/ "You're my brother. That's got to count for something. Right, Zuzu?" If Azula and Zuko had always cared for each other, how different would their live's paths have been?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 178,040 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Azula, Zuko
5 Times Hiro Hamada Still Had an Older Sibling by Sick Twisted Mind reviews
Full Title: 5 Times Hiro Hamada Still Had an Older Sibling and 1 Time He Was Still a Younger Brother. Being a 13-year-old is hard, even harder when you're in college, hardest when you're a superhero. It's a good thing Hiro has someone(s) looking out for him and time to still play the role of a little brother.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Hiro Hamada
Mass Effect Loops by Detective Ethan Redfield reviews
Commander Shepard has entered the infinite loops that will never end. Hilarity is bound to follow.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Shepard (M)
Ale to the King by Madam Callisto reviews
"Well then," said Saber, as she raised her glass to her lips. "May the best king win." (Or, the one where Saber makes questionable life choices, Diarmuid refuses to live up to Irish stereotypes, and there is way too much alcohol going around, even for Servants.)
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Gilgamesh, Arturia Pendragon, Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, Iskandar - Complete
The Sky Is Awake by simplesnowflake reviews
When the sea took their parents, Anna knocked on Elsa's door one last time... and Elsa reached out without thinking. Now those few words might just build a fragile bridge between two sisters for the first time in forever. Because Anna isn't very good at giving up. Re-imagining the three years in between- a series of oneshots of what could have been.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,133 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
Gabby and Ken by JoeLaTurkey reviews
Will the Normandy's favourite double-act ever realise their potential as a couple? Let's find out. Kenneth/Gabriella
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,104 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Gabby D., Ken D.
A Guide to Not Making Your Tribute Suck by FoalyWinsForever reviews
In which Deyna Balthazar has several conniptions. The first and worst, as far as I know. Now rewritten. Again. It's even legal this time, isn't that exciting?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Other tributes
A Dead World by Laluzi reviews
He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?
Crossover - Fallout & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,301 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Arcade G., Courier, Alex M./Zeus
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Worm d20 by throwaawy reviews
You know that one gamer, the one who breaks into every house and turns the place inside-out in their search for loot? That adventurer who slaughters everything in their path for XP? What if the events of Worm were a group of friends simply playing a pen & paper RPG? What if the protagonist could best be described as one such adventurer? Rated T for language.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,973 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skitter
House Exchange Program by OrchideousSymphony reviews
AU: Dear Hogwarts students, we're pleased to announce you that Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry will be hosting the first annual House Exchange Program. Four students will be selected, one from each house: Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw. Each of these students will be placed in one of the other three houses for two weeks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,994 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Three Kings by Do Not Feed The Author reviews
O Great Kings, look at what you are.
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Gilgamesh, Iskandar, Arturia Pendragon - Complete
The Giant in the Lecture Hall by Cobbledstories reviews
Every year, a certain Macedonian quits his world travels and comes back to London to visit a certain professor at the Clock Tower. The students always know. -A quick snapshot of what Lord El-Melloi II's life might be like had Rider survived the 4th Holy Grail War.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Waver V., Iskandar - Complete
Rationalising Death by Scientist's Thesis reviews
What if the mentioned super intelligence of Yagami Light and his antagonists wasn't just informed, but was actually true?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,841 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,928 - Reviews: 4269 - Favs: 6,023 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Day of the Broken Fang by RK-Striker-JK-5 reviews
An attack by Cobra on the Decepticons sets off a chain of events that leads to the terrorist group's destruction. Prequel to The Elements of Harmony and the Savior of Worlds.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,639 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Complete
FiM: Binky Pie by Miyajima reviews
Pinkie Pie is visited by a strange customer whilst working at Sugarcube Corner. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - Discworld & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,687 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Death
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,226 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kili, Fili
A Bluer Shade of White by alexanderwales reviews
Six years after her coronation, Elsa rules over Arendelle, using the power of ice to improve the lives of her citizens.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,525 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Elsa, Olaf - Complete
Dragons Never Lose by throwaawy reviews
Aincrad is definitely a place where only the strongest can survive. But what happens when a parahuman whose strength is only available IRL and not online joins this Death Game ?
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Complete
The Great Honnōji Academy Coup by Velorien reviews
The Naturals Election is over. With Satsuki away and the rest of the Student Council expelled and left Starless by clerical error, Honnōji Academy has descended into chaos. Can the newly-formed Elite Five (it's even worse than it sounds) save the day in the face of superpowered perverts, unstoppable war machines and the fact that they are following Inumuta's craziest plan yet?
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/28/2014 - H. Inumuta, N. Jakuzure, I. Gamagoori, U. Sanageyama - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8018 - Favs: 4,621 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Zombie by alexanderwales reviews
Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
The Infinite Loops: Miscellaneous Compilations by RPMasterweaver reviews
Yggdrassil, the magitech world tree computer that runs the multiverse, has been damaged. In order to keep everything from falling apart while they fix things, the admins have put every reality into a time loop. These are the stories of those who inhabit the loops... well, those that don't already have their own stories, anyway.
Crossover - X-overs & Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/13/2014
Mass Effect: The First War by ProfFartBurger reviews
The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,906 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 2,392 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - OC - Complete
The Measure of a Hero Teaser by Random Equinox reviews
A brief summary of what 2014 has in store, plus an excerpt of my next, and long-awaited, fanfic/novelization.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Miranda L., Shepard (M) - Complete
A Day in the Life of a Deathclaw by erttheking reviews
A day in the life of the most deadly creature in the Mojave wasteland. Based on an idea by kitkatinahat
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Complete
You've Got Mail! by TenyumeKasumi reviews
When Kai Leng sends a mocking message to Shepard's terminal after the commander's defeat on Thessia, the crew decide that a little spammy revenge is in order.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Kai Leng
Holding Back the Sea by rgm0005 reviews
Chiron always said there would be legends about him one day. He hadn't thought that would result in him fighting to the death with other Heroes, though. PJO/F/SN
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,821 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Percy J., Saber
Over My Dignity by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Sokka and Zuko find that their odd friendship has unanticipated consequences, and both make choices that will effect one another and the new world order.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,737 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sokka, Zuko, Gaang - Complete
Wanderer's Diary by Three Rejects reviews
Most know of the so-called messiah of the Capital Wasteland, the man known only as the Lone Wanderer. To the righteous, he is a saviour. To the evil, he is a nightmare made manifest. And to those who actually know what he's like as a person, he's a dangerous nutjob with some serious psychological issues.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,168 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
I'll Be Home for the Holidays by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...The sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,667 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Something from the Citadel by Random Equinox reviews
My name is Garrus Vakarian. I used to be a cop. Now I help those who can't help themselves. I spend my days and nights on the Citadel, the glorious centre of the galaxy, trying to eke a living. It's not easy or glamourous, but it has to be done. Someone has to stand up, when all hope is lost...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,495 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Garrus V. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Set after episode 3:12, "The Western Air Temple." The gaang hones their skills playing a game of Hide and Seek, during which Zuko finds that he and Sokka make a surprising effective team.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Sokka, Zuko, Gaang - Complete
I Won't Say It by Melora Maxwell reviews
After the little incident with Hercules, Hades has been repaid on the scales of cosmic justice by finding Persephone, goddess of rebirth and woman of his dreams. Part 50: 'Hey, bonds of blood are for wimps. Bonds of puke – longer-lasting and more memorable.'
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 141,819 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hades, Persephone
In the Hero's Shadow by Random Equinox reviews
On some level, everyone owes a part of who they are today to people they met in the past. For Shepard, that means it's time to honour a long-overdue debt... and the inevitable trouble that comes with it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,002 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by roca dos reviews
The only way to get better at something is to do it over and over again. Both Toph and Aang know this, but what neither can foresee is where it will lead them this time. TAANG!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,259 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Aang, Toph - Complete
As the Sun by dandeliondreams reviews
AU. For a hundred years, the Fire Nation has harried its enemy across lives, deaths, and nations. In the chaos, the Avatar Spirit takes a terrible risk. Being born as the Spirit of the World can't change who you are, but maybe things will work out for the Balance ... Avatar Azula.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,296 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Zuko, Mai, Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
Radiant by dandeliondreams reviews
AU. Epilogue to As the Sun. The Fire Nation was too successful, driving the Avatar Spirit to reincarnate in the least likely of lives. The amoral, unstable, and ambitious Avatar Azula struggles to stand between the human and spirit worlds in the aftermath of the War when no one, including herself, is sure she's human.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
Looking Glass by throwaawy reviews
James Shirakawa is a 'cape', a human with paranormal abilities trying to live out his life while balancing the demands of his society, of his family, and his conscience. He also really hates his power—ONESHOT
Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/24/2013 - OC - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Life After Death: Shepard's Journals by Sun-Tsu Toriden reviews
(ABANDONED after Chapter 18) We all know what Shepard has done and said during the events of Mass Effect 2. But does anyone know what she really thinks? Delve further into the mind of Illyria Shepard as she writes down her thoughts in her journal. Some swearing, violence, Shep/Liara
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 129,790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Shepard (F)
Before the Storm by sheepishwolfy reviews
Between the events of ME2 and ME3. Kaidan is assigned to escort the Normandy back to Earth after the events of Arrival. M for some language and eventually some adult situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,241 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F)
The Hero We Deserve by Random Equinox reviews
Humans are being abducted, probably because someone has really poor taste. Shepard has to find out why and stop them with the help of a band of misfits. They say it's a suicide mission. So what else is new? Well, getting killed for starters...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 441,612 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
If a Man's Best Friend is a Dog, What's a Hobbit's? by Rikkamaru reviews
Twenty year old Bilbo finds a rather interesting dog-that's-not-a-dog pup, and takes care of it. Thirty years later, a bunch of dwarves barge into his house and later attempt to kill his dog. Bilbo is not impressed.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 147 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Bilbo B., Radagast - Complete
Salvation: A Half Life Mass Effect Crossover Story by Jesse De La Rosa reviews
After Gordon Freeman is allegedly killed by the Combine, Earth enters a new technological Golden Age. Until 179 years later, when galactic civilization is threatened once more. A threat that only Earth's two greatest heroes can stop.
Crossover - Half-Life & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 243,378 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011
Bridled Fury by ToonNinja reviews
Kratos, Ghost of Sparta, finds himself taken to a world very different from his own. Will he be able to continue his journey for vengeance, or will the former god of war finally meet his match in Equestria? And yes, I went there. SHELVED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Crossover - My Little Pony & God of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,241 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011
Merely a Mare by Ebon Mane reviews
Luna has returned to Equestria, but she is as cold and distant as the moon that held her captive. Betrayed and betrayers all, four ponies are in need of a redemption that only one seeks. Will Honesty be enough to save them all?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,118 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Applejack
Adventures of the Dovahkiin: A Good Death by commandocucumber reviews
An old Orc is granted his wish. Based on the Skyrim random encounter.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
A Pagan Place by cofax reviews
The sequel to Carpetbaggers. The Pevensies are growing up, and the challenges of ruling Narnia are maturing with them.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012
Schrödinger's Zombie by freudwithwings reviews
In the aftermath of the Great Techno-Crash, not everyone is there to pick up the pieces. - Heavy spoilers for The Last Guardian!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Games Night by Sasha Erin Alexain reviews
Shepard and some of the crew decide to have a go at Dungeons and Dragons, and Legion tries out Call of Duty. Hilarity ensues. One/Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Shepard (F), Legion - Complete
A Night at the Shady Trough by Saphroneth
Based on an image on Deviantart by Equestria-Prevails. Everyone needs an occasional night off. And the Night Guard are relatively new to Canterlot - so, where do they hang out? Usually it's this pub, as one Day Guard finds out.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2012
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Layin' Down the Law by Nuclear Bacon reviews
Admiral Hackett ALWAYS needs a drink. Based off of the good sir Sudentor's fic A Crucible In More Ways Than One. Rule board fic, 100 rules for the crew of the Crucible.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
Dead Space: Playing the Game 2 by EcoSeeker247 reviews
Sequel to Playing the Game. After clearing the first Dead Space, Isaac Clarke doesn't think he can handle anymore games about himself...until Challus Mercer brings him a little gift one day: Dead Space 2! Rated T for mild suggestive humor and language.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,662 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Isaac C., Ellie L., H. Tiedemann, N. Stross
Shepard, Queen of the Reapers by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Something happens that the Catalyst did not expect... And Shepard's taken on a few more upgrades. Oneshot, spoilers for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Hippocratic Suggestion by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Concerning a certain doctor on a cold night during WWII. Oneshot, rated T for general unpleasantness.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Medic - Complete
Pen Pals by Decidedly Odd reviews
ABANDONED. The correspondence of Firelord Zuko and Her Royal Majesty, Toph Bei Fong, Queen of Omashu. Features weddings, assassinations, tea, and other silly things.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,653 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Zuko, Toph
What Goes Around Comes Around by ohthelinsanity reviews
"DAD!" Korra jolted up and looked around franticly. "Wha—" Bumi crashed into her, pushing her head down and wrapping one arm around her neck. "Man, Dad, I haven't seen you in a while!"
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Bumi, Korra
What SHOULD have Happened in AtLA by daveshan reviews
Get your bellies ready to laugh and your palms to smack your faces as you realize all the drastic and horribly illogical events that took place in the AtLA world. I guarantee you'll never watch an episode the same way when you're done with this. Successfully updated on every Friday since conception.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 236,557 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Dusk and Dawn by 2percent reviews
Nightmare Moon has won, and the night is eternal. Yet, not all is lost. Equestria now is divided between the usurper's armies and those of the Dawn Militia. But their most dangerous foe may not be the dreaded Mare of the Moon, but her lieutenant, Eclipse – formerly known as Twilight Sparkle.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
In His Shoes by AvocadoLove reviews
In order to fully understand a man, you must first walk a mile in his shoes. Sokka and Zuko are going to find that out the hard way.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,987 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Growing Pains by Peroth reviews
It seemed like a simple problem, at first, but as dangerous foreigners begin to hunt for Twilight, and ancient godlike entities begin to stir as she and her friends search for a solution, a tiny growth-spurt in her horn suddenly doesn't seem so simple.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 320,280 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash
A Friendly Reminder by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Toph Bei Fong makes it a point to, graciously and kindly, always tell Lin where she is. Mother/daughter love in the way that only Toph would show it.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
Espousal by Techno Skittles reviews
Really, how did one confuse a simple apology with a proposal? Includes flustered Mako, pushy Bolin, and a shirtless Korra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
The Importance of Proper Communication by Moczo reviews
As Caster's ultimate attack commences, Tokiomi and Kariya confront each other on the field of battle. The resulting confrontation, however, is a bit... off...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Tokiomi T., Kariya M. - Complete
The Art Of The Earth Human Kismesis by centreoftheselights reviews
In which Karkat Vantas realises that there sort of is such a thing as human blackrom, and John is confused. Or, Karkat and John watch Wicked and Death Note together, then Karkat watches Glee.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Serious Business by snappleducated reviews
Avatar Korra turns to her past lives for help with regards to seducing a certain fire-bender. Alternate Title: "Aang is the Love-Guru." — Korra/Mako
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Rise to Power (discontinued) by JoeLaTurkey reviews
Dragon Age 2 novelisation. Watch Bradon Hawke rise from lowly refugee to Kirkwall's Champion, making friends and enemies, falling love and changing the world. MHawke/Isabela
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,181 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Hawke (M), Isabela
A Funny Thing Happened on the way to Annihilation by ElectricZ reviews
ME3- Shepard is about to ruin the entire galaxy for everybody. Only Harbinger can save us now. Written before the EC, contains spoilers for ME3. T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Shepard (M), Harbinger - Complete
Mass Ethics by AugustinianFrog reviews
A rather clueless Shepard and his crew are suddenly facing several minor problems that are doing a number on their sanity. Several dilemmas for future chapters are now being explored. Suggestions welcomed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
New Dai Li by Kimberly T reviews
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it... The story of Toph's first year as leader of the New Dai Li, told in a series of drabbles.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Toph - Complete
Genesis by commandocucumber reviews
A shorter story about the Lone Wanderer's expulsion from Vault 101, and his first few hours in the wild and woolly wasteland...
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,107 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Lone Wanderer
An Elegant Solution by James Golen reviews
Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Control, Destruction, Synthesis, Salvation by ElectricZ reviews
ME3- It didn't have to end that way. Quickie one shot after the conclusion of ME3. Rated T for language. Contains massive spoilers for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Shepard (M), Samantha T., Garrus V., Liara T'Soni - Complete
The Diary of Commander Shepard by yo-sirrah reviews
The audio-diary of a certain Commander Jane Shepard as she records her adventures on her initial mission as humanity's first spectre.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 45,757 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shepard (F)
Once in a Blue Moon by Trouble-Shooter reviews
Princess Celestia has just banished her beloved sister Luna to the moon for all eternity... but eternity is a very long time, even for an immortal. Can a strange colt with a blue box help make the time pass more quickly?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,219 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Princess Celestia, Dr. Whooves
Fallout 3: Aqua Vitae by commandocucumber reviews
Set after Modus Operandi. An act of terrorism sends the Lone Wanderer into a brutal quest for retribution, and Sarah Lyons to the one place on earth where even the Lone Wanderer fears to tread.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,553 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons - Complete
Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
Mistakes Were Made by Joak Drysso reviews
All they told him was that he had to do the ceremony with the stupid sheathe with him and it'd work perfectly fine. He supposed he should have learned to never trust the Germans by now.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,668 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Archer, Kiritsugu E.
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Parallel Realities by InHarmsWay reviews
Shepard is a being from a parallel universe who came to the Mass Effect Galaxy to bring Cerberus to justice after the crimes they committed against his galaxy, only to find a greater threat to not just ME's Galaxy but his own. ME1-3. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 287,688 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
It Takes a Village by Determamfidd reviews
Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An Everypony Story.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,147 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
To Survive: Terminus by Calinstel reviews
Shepard, with the help of Tali and the rest of the crew of the Normandy, attempt to unite the people of the Terminus Systems in his desperate attempt to save the galaxy from extinction. While still trying to understand what it means to love a quarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Mass Effect: Emergence by Darje reviews
Shepard awakens from the Lazarus Project a full week too soon, but his memories are playing catch-up with his early wake-up. Another aboard the station seeks freedom, and works together with Shepard to escape Cerberus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 89,753 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Shepard (M), EDI
Mission Briefs by pookakitten reviews
Drabbles mostly due to the ME Challenge LJ group. I've started posting groups of new drabbles in one chapter. Drabbles with Mass Effect 3 spoilers will have their own chapter with the presence of spoilers noted in the chapter and the chapter title.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010
Caring for a certain stallion by runeplay2 reviews
Big Macintosh has had a crush on Fluttershy for a while. Today might finally be the day he acts on it! Copywright: I do not own any of the charecters, they are all owned by Hasbro.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,025 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Fluttershy, Big Macintosh
The Hero's New Clothes by Random Equinox reviews
All Shepard wants is a new set of clothes. One that didn't come from Cerberus or the extranet. No fuss, no muss and definitely no shooting. Is that too much to ask?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Faith by Subject 0 reviews
Mordin has been having nightmares again, and it's up to a certain unexpected friend to give him some sound advice. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Mordin S., Legion - Complete
Friendship is Mercenaries by conchshellthegeek7 reviews
The RED Soldier is transported against his will into an alternate dimension. In order to return home, he's going to need the help of a curious cast of seven...
Crossover - My Little Pony & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,411 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Soldier - Complete
Being Selfish by Dermiti reviews
This is my first fan fic into the Mass Effect universe. Centering around Tali/Shepard. Exploring their relationship after the events of Mass Effect 2. Rated M
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,806 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
FiM: Progress, Celestia vs Time by Miyajima reviews
A side-story to Andrew Joshua Talon's 'Progress' series, exploring Celestia's own troubles in keeping up with the times.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
On a Cross and Arrow by Terrichance reviews
Twilight and her friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one. In a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try uncover the appearance of their filly look-alikes!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,836 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Balance by VickyVicarious reviews
Eventually Sokka realizes that Aang does not embody 'balance' the way an Avatar supposedly should. No, weirdly enough it's Zuko who does that instead.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
No Matter What Scars by The Eezoman reviews
Epic song, epic people, what's not to like? A very merry parody. READ IT. NOW. Rated M because I'm too lazy to care.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah
Dual Reality by Mine6Chan reviews
After a malfunction of the Omega Four Relay something nobody expected to ever happen, happened. Now, with a stranger turn of events than ever, can the Shepards and their teams, new and old, stop the growing threat of the Reapers in time?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,818 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Fate'Team Fortress by Pureauthor reviews
Somehow, somewhere, the 5th Grail War has gone horribly, horribly wrong.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
Grunt and Zaeed by JoeLaTurkey reviews
"Gabby and Ken" spinoff. Explores the relationship between an aging warrior and his protege.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Zaeed M., U. Grunt
Carpetbaggers by cofax reviews
After the coronation festivities, the real work begins. Gen adventure set during/after The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Complete as of July 31, 2011. Warnings: for movie-level violence and realpolitik. NOTE: FFN has screwed with the formatting. Find a better version here: /series/4249
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 122,185 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
Gamer's Delight by LordGodsServant reviews
5 Members of the Normandy's Crew play Axis and Allies. What role will Mordin have to do in all of this? Short stories about the crew of the Normandy playing games.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Mordin S., Shepard (M)
Progress Side Story: Luna Vs the Threesome by Friendly Uncle reviews
Hoyden has a dream. A dream of Luna, Sundance, and activities you can't show on network TV. But could this dream ever come true? If Celestia has anything to say about it, it just might. Fanfic for "Progress" fanfic by AJT, NOT CANON.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Friends Like These by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Tali notices Commander Shepard behaving strangely and fearing Cerberus influence enlists the other members of the original Normandy crew to investigate. Garrus, Tali, Joker, Chakwas and Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker, Dr. Chakwas - Complete
We're Going to Disneyland by xoxoangii reviews
Shepard takes the Normandy crew to Disneyland. It can't be that bad, can it? f!shepxthane, but it's just about everyone
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Shepard (F)
Fallout 3: Modus Operandi by commandocucumber reviews
A supermutant ambush leaves Sentinel Sarah Lyons stranded in the middle of the Capital Wasteland with no supplies of any kind, and only one way home: Work alongside the enigmatic Lone Wanderer, who has his own agenda.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,171 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Sarah Lyons, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Dead Space: Playing the Game by EcoSeeker247 reviews
What happens when Isaac somehow gets his hands on the first Dead Space? Out of curiosity, he decides to play it, and soon, the others are joining in on the fun of seeing their game counterparts come to life. Rated T for mild suggestive humor & language.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,435 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Isaac C., Nicole B., C. Mercer, Kendra D. - Complete
Bring Me All Your Elderly! by RainAndRoses reviews
After watching "The Last Airbender" movie, the appalled members of Team Avatar decide it's up to them to fix the movie by coaching their live-action counterparts on how to be more like them. Hilarity ensues. Canon pairings, but lots of weirdness later.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,918 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
My Little Test Subject by Klutzybear reviews
GLaDOS is bored. What else is there to do in a center but hang around and watch two robots screw up the simpliest puzzles?. . . Hey, where did that pink pony come from?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Ah Ain't Got no Ackcent! by Terrichance reviews
When Rarity is overwhelmed with making designs for an exhibition, she turns to Applejack for advice. But when she gives a hair style treatment in return, the apple farmer lets her accent slip from southern drawl to sophisticated Manehattenite!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
A curse, not a blessing by Insane. Certifiably reviews
The golden power of the goddesses, the Triforce, was the greatest blessing they ever bestowed upon Hyrule and the worst curse that could ever be imagined.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Zelda, Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Ghosts of Aratoht by FlowersForAlgalon reviews
After the events of "Arrival", a batarian terrorist group plots to kill Shepard. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
The Great Mako Coup by cvreitzer reviews
Shepard's always loved driving the Mako. She was oblivious to her friends horror of it. Until they got organized. One shot of a Mako intervention from Shepard's and Joker's pov
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Roleplay Puella Game Madoka Magica by Person With Many Aliases reviews
Alright guys, I think it's time you took a break from the doom and gloom and had something a little more lighthearted. "No!" She shouted back, frustrated, "Not yet! I just need a few more minutes! This raid won't last without my help!"
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Madoka K., Sayaka M. - Complete
Driving Lord Vader by frodogenic reviews
AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Solo - Complete
Looking Back by AugustinianFrog reviews
The Second Battle of Hoover Dam is over and the Courier is looking back on his footsteps that brought him here. He finds that there is only one appropriate way to respond to the whole ordeal. Rant. Spoiler Warning.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Courier, Veronica S. - Complete
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 198,893 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 3,660 - Follows: 3,322 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Tag You're It! by SinceILeftYou reviews
What starts out as a joke between two friends turns into an all out war on the Normandy. Needless to say, hilarity ensues. Crackfic. Rated T for suggestive themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Shepard (F)
Life on the Death Star: General Staff Announcement by thejedisentinel reviews
What if Vader were your boss? What if he were The Management? Hilarity ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Darth Vader
Second by ElectricZ reviews
ME2-When Shepard is off the ship, the squad begins to chafe under Miranda's command. They look to Garrus to replace her as XO, but Garrus isn't sure mutiny is the answer. Garrus, Miranda, Tali, Jacob, Mordin and other supporting characters. Not a shipfic. Shepard-Free.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,768 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah, Jacob T. - Complete
The Garrus Vakarian list by LockDown reviews
People stuck on ships have to come up with ways to entertain themselves. Here is one such means of entertainment from the Normandy crew about our favorite Turian. G/T and J/EDI if you squint.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,063 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - [Garrus V., Tali'Zorah] - Complete
Irritation by Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Conversations by JupiterLily reviews
3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Mass Effect: Grunt Sticks It In by Gregg Landsman reviews
Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/27/2010
Damascus by drakensis reviews
When the fate of the world rests upon the shoulders of one person, best to hope that it isn't a blind, chi-crippled child...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,600 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Toph, Mai
Loyalty: A Tale of the Dai Li by S-Michael reviews
Just why did the Dai Li follow Azula, through thick and thin, breaking every oath to the Earth Kingdom? A young Dai Li operative explains.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Azula - Complete
Run, Hero, Run by Random Equinox reviews
No one likes boring, grind-type side quests. Heroes, villains, everyone else-they all hate them. The difference lies in how they handle it. This is how one particular hero tried to cope.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Is It Fair? by InHarmsWay reviews
A quick one-shot that takes place during Mass Effect and is based off of a elevator conversation between Garrus and Tali. Shepard defends the Quarian people.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben S. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
RESUME FOR Vader, Lord Darth by frodogenic reviews
Experienced Sith Lord seeking full-time employment in the field of total galactic domination.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
After the Trial by Calinstel reviews
Based on events after Tali's trial for treason. A little side step in the story that does not effect or change in anyway the actual in game storyline but for those who pursue Tali as a LI it may have meaning.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Assimilation by Rebecca Hb reviews
AU: Mai's father argues to the Firelord that the Water Tribesmen can be educated and made into proper sorts of people. So Azulon sees he gets a boy to prove this on. Warning: dark themes about cultural erasure.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Sokka, Mai - Complete
In Case I don't make it back by S058 reviews
This is a little farewell letter that I imagined Shepard writing before the suicide mission. ME2 and ME1 spoilers abound.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Shepard (M), Ashley W. - Complete
Shepard's Present by Andrio reviews
A short, and sad, story about Shepard giving Tali a present back on the original Normandy.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Just Like Old Times by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Tali'Zorah returns to the Normandy in Mass Effect 2 and an old friend helps her come to grips with being on a Cerberus ship. Shepard-Free fic. Some liberty is taken with providing crew quarters for non-humans on the ship. Not a shipfic.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Garrus V., Kelly C. - Complete
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
Avatar Aang: An Annotated Bibliography by The Big Rocky Eye reviews
How will the historians of the future see Aang and his friends? What books and stories will they write about them? Find out in the driest, most academic fanfic you'll ever read!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Aang
The Heavy and The Comma Button by Samuel412 reviews
What happens when the Heavy tries to play some of the other classes? Please R&R
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,614 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Heavy - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 2,932 - Follows: 2,026 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10325 - Favs: 12,753 - Follows: 5,221 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Purpose by sinvraal reviews
The trouble with winning is that you have to figure out what do to next.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Shale - Complete
Friendly Rivalry, Eh? by manga reviews
Somewhere in Castle Heterodyne, Gil and Tarvek are having a little chat...
Girl Genius - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Gilgamesh W., Tarvek S. - Complete
A Road to El Dorado Parody by meggannn reviews
What in the name of all things sexually ambiguous is this?
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Miguel, Tulio - Complete
Theft Absolute by Vathara reviews
Because anybody who could break into the North Pole has to have thought theft through better than that.... AU bit of "The Cave of Two Lovers".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Roku's Comet by Glyndwr reviews
It was my first true test as the Avatar. I failed.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Roku, Sozin - Complete
Heart of Fire by MasterGhandalf reviews
A year after the Comet, a charismatic leader has united rogue elements of the Fire Nation and seeks to begin the war anew. The only person who can stop him is... Azula? Currently being revised; revision is up to the prologue.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Inbox by Mathematica reviews
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Teaching Toph by blankdreamer-13 reviews
Aang is training, and Toph is once again trying to beat the airbender out of him. Wanting to explain his situation, Aang tries to teach her a bit about airbending.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Combustion Countdown by snappleducated reviews
When Zuko’s burned, branded, scarred, Azula smiles because it’s the expression most familiar to her, and she doesn’t want to think about what she should be doing instead. — Azula, Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
The Care and Handling of Professor Snape by frodogenic reviews
A twenty-five-point guide for first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Mai Rants about Zutara by keylee reviews
A rant. Probably contains: immaturity, offensive arguments against Zutara, and a ridiculous amount of pro-Maiko content. Zutarians beware...flames accepted.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Mai
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
No Good Deed by Alydia Rackham reviews
Wizard of Oz with a Wicked twist. During Dorothy's captivity in the castle, the Wicked Witch comes in to have a talk. And what Dorothy learns about her in those few minutes changes everything.
Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Have a Nice Trip by frodogenic reviews
The most unlikely hero imaginable inadvertently saves the galaxy from evil dominion and oppression. And Luke thought it had to be hard… ROTJ ends just a bit differently.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/6/2008 - E. Palpatine, Darth Vader - Complete
Since You Asked by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Since the dawn of time, there have been three things deemed as essential conversation material for male bonding: Food, women, and pointy objects. A Zuko and Sokka friendship story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2168 - Favs: 4,423 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by DamageCtrl reviews
AUPWP: Having heard a rumor about two tea servers in the lower tiers of Ba Sing Se, Katara and Toph sneak away go to investigate only to have their suspicions confirmed. ZutaraBlutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,257 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Commentary by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Some people have something to say about the events of Civil War. Crossover.
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Complete
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After the Adventure reviews
Interviews with some of the rarest of Adventurers: Those who retired.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2014
Infiltrait0rN7 reviews
We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Legion
Mind of the Queen reviews
A brief look into the mind of the Rachni Queen going into ME3. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Court Charges reviews
Shepard has been called to Alliance court to account for his actions in the 'Arrival Incident'. And a few others as well... One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete