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Joined 05-08-11, id: 2905145, Profile Updated: 03-19-12
Author has written 8 stories for Oliver!, Young Dracula, Torchwood, Primeval, Pirates of the Caribbean, Doctor Who, and M*A*S*H.


materp.c that's my pen name stands for Magdalena, Alice, Tegana, Eloise, Rachel, Patience and Crystal. One of those names is mine the rest are character names that you might notice crop up later when i start writing more stories! then the clever ones among you can deduce what my real name is.

a serious doctor who fan

a primeval fan

a pirates of the carribbean fan ( pirates fan in general)

a merlin fan

a robin hood fan

and last but no means least an oliver twist fan.

a lover of books and guess what writing!

Teams that i will have to say i'm joining (can't do with all this twilight stuff, haven't even read the book yet!):

Alice in Wonderland: TEAM MAD HATTER
Oliver Twist: TEAM DODGER
syfy's Alice: TEAM HATTER
Pirates of the Caribbean: TEAM JACK SPARROW

found these following lines on Copper haired maiden's profile and thought that just about sums up what me and my friends are like:

I am the girl who falls in love with book characters, 'cause the guys in my life just don't understand me.

- I am the girl who loves the dark, 'cause the light is just too bright for my liking.

- I am the girl who imagines she was someone else, 'cause her own life is too painful.

- I am the girl whose closest confidant is a person who exists solely in her imagination.

- I am the girl who is in the background of everything, 'cause who would consider putting me up front?

- I am the girl who can sit in an empty room for hours and not get bored, 'cause my mind is my only retreat from life. And a pretty darn good retreat it is.

- I am the girl who can't get rid of books, 'cause they contain my best friends, closet memories, and favorite places.

- I am the girl who rarely speaks at school, 'cause no one is willing to listen to me.

-I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

-I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

-I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

-I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

-I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

-I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

I'm me.

and some more copy and paste things which i found amusing.

If you know you were born in the wrong century, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever found yourself talking to your own fictional character in a story you made up, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If FanFiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've walked under something that was about 8 feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this in your profile.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

If you have a mind that you're sure no one will understand, copy this into your profile

If you feel like you don't belong paste this into your profile

Some say the glass is half full, others say it's half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

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A Spoof from the Castaways of the Flying Dutchman by Castaway5 reviews
A chapter by chapter spoof; you can read along with book if you want to!
Castaways of the Flying Dutchman series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 16,558 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2009
Happy Camp by TeamVampire reviews
Robin thought he'd never find a scarier place than the Dracula Castle.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Robin B.
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Trials And Tribulations reviews
following on from the 'Artful Dodger's confession' the story carries on a few years later, Alice and Oliver are now living with their great uncle Mr Brownlow. The gang have moved to a small room in an alleyway and a new character Max has come to terrorize Jack and Charlie's lives. please read and review!
Oliver! - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,096 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 7/9/2013
Blessed in Life and Death reviews
New arrivals to the M*A*S*H unit bring an unexpected visitor for Hawkeye, although she brings with her a lot of emotional confusion, Shayla is up for anything that will help her patients. A resolution that could potentially be very dangerous. please read and review!
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,212 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2014 - BJ H., Hawkeye P., Radar O., OC - Complete
The Clockwork Ghost
Short one-shot the Doctor and Adric land in the midst of a theatre, on chance meeting with the theatre's resident ghost the Doctor takes a keen interest. There's no such thing as Ghosts, right? please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Published: 8/20/2014 - 4th Doctor, Adric - Complete
All is gained All is lost reviews
half of Jack's crew have deserted him in port royal, ransacking the town, while he gets blamed. he is reunited with a sibling that he hasn't seen since he was eleven and they struggle to keep hold of the pearl as Barbossa atempts to claim it. PLEASE REVIEW
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011
All things new reviews
the team are struggling to fit into the ARC as they have returned to find things have changed. but then back through the anomaly to the future where the team are faced with Helen, up to her tricks agian which causes the team to discover that one of their number isn't truely part of their team. PLEASE REVIEW!
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,493 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
The London Riots case 53 reviews
the doctor has left Jack with the responsibility of a young girl, Tegana. London's riots are proving to more then they seem, can the team find the cause of it before it's too late? PLEASE REVIEW!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
The battle for friendship reviews
three friends, Vlad a vampire , Robin a wannabe vampire and Bryn an ordinary girl who just doesn't seem to fit in anywhere else fight to keep their friendship in tack, as things start to get a little difficult. PLEASE REVIEW!
Young Dracula - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,325 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Vladimir D., Robin B., OC - Complete
the Artful Dodger's confession reviews
in the artful dodger's- jack's - point of view,with an added character Alice, jack contemplates how he feels about both his situation and his best friend. this is my first FF so please be kind and tell me how i did! aka Review!
Oliver! - Rated: K - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Complete