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Joined 05-08-11, id: 2905360, Profile Updated: 07-02-12
Author has written 13 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Fallout.

I mostly read Hetalia and Fallout: New Vegas fan fics, with the occasional FFVII, FFXII, Ouran Host Club, and Black Butler fic thrown in there. My new love is anything Fallout related. I'm pretty active on the Fallout kink meme, and I usually de-anon my stories on this account. I'm also a complete Hetalia nerd but I like to think I'm classy about it. Recently, I've decided to try my hand at writing because I don't fail enough in my daily life to satisfy myself =_= I'm open to story swaps!

OTP: I'm crazy into PruAus and a proud captain of Booncade ships!

Other fav pairings in order of most preferred: SuFin, Spamano, GerIta, UsUk, Greece/Japan, Germancest, Russia/Lithuania, America/Canada, Russia/Canada

My beta: Kay the Betadoes all my beta-ing for me. She's super wonderful!!

About me: I enjoy sensing the social atmosphere then acting painfully awkward and inappropriately.

I apologize in advance for my behavior. If I say anything that shocks you I'm sorry. I curse. A lot. Also, I'm a bit of a grammar Nazi.

I like to learn languages, currently I speak pretty good French, decent German, and study Japanese in my spare time (after German eats away my free time D:)

I like to listen to crazy music and watch GOOD movies. Not that mainstream tripe that most of society flocks to. Love classy shit. I'm talking Frank fucking Sinatra baby, Humphrey Bogart, sushi, old black and white movies, and well dressed men.

When I'm by myself I like to pretend that I'm really awesome and cool in a whimsical sort of way but in reality I'm just average, short tempered, and useless. But I do own neon orange nail polish so that should count for some cool points, right? uh, right??

Disclaimers: Of course, the characters and original settings for the series' were made by people other than me. Pretty simple concept. I don't own anything. Being that this is a FAN fiction site I'm sure nobody is flabbergasted by this revelation.

Tumblr: Yes. I now have one. May or may not actively use it. I can't imagine anyone wanting to read about shit I do but meh. It's bonsaibabe (dot) tumblr (dot) c o m

Translations: Wow! Someone actually thought my fic was good enough to be read multi-lingual?? I'm blushing!

Story: Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn

Language: Russian

Translator: lindemannia (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3623618/)

Links to translation on fanfiction dot net and fic book respectively (remove spaces)

http://www. fanfiction. net /s/8233626/1/Hotel_Motel_Holiday_Inn_Russian_version

http://www. ficbook. net /readfic/264975

Art covers: If anyone is willing to draw me an art cover for any of my stories, I'd be willing to repay you in a fanfiction of your choice! Just throwing that out there!

Contest info: Every once in awhile I do an 'answer this question first and win a fanfic written by me' type of thing. If you do win, here are my ground rules. I outright refuse to write Austria/Switzerland or Prussia/Switzerland. I just can't do it. I hate those pairings with a passion. I can't write anything with China because I don't know his character enough to pull it off. I won't write yuri, and I won't write MPreg. It is just not my cup of tea. Lastly, I'm not crazy about hetero pairings. If you really want one I'll do it but I won't exactly be happy about it.

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Everybody Loves Balthier by RenegadeZabuzaMomochi reviews
After the final battle with Vayne, Balthier and Fran are expecting, Penelo and Vaan are engaged, Basch learns how to tie his shoes and Ashe becomes a Muslim. Join in on the adventure, on Everyone Loves Balthier!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,066 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Balthier, Fran
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3880 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
RODERICH EDELSTEIN: a fieldguide declassified by FanSlewFantasy reviews
REQUEST FIC from ages ago. Gilbert has a bad habit of stalking, in the creepiest possible way. AU school life, hard yaoi, PRUAUS, Very long. DL,DR Sorry in advance for the formatting, fanfic was having a hissy. Please review? love. :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,498 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Breathlessness by FanSlewFantasy reviews
I wanted to call this fic 'Gilboobs:the motion picture.' When you read it, you will know why. :I Crack, based on my OTP. You have never read a fic like this before. And that's a money back guarantee. No money will actually be refunded if I'm wrong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,461 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Little library of horrors by FanSlewFantasy reviews
A very short Halloween fic. Gilbert takes Roderich on a date to a horror maze one Halloween and is surprised by the reaction he gets. M for Yaoi, AU, all that delightful stuff. Don't like don't read. :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The End by inbox reviews
"Rangers are patient, Gannon. They'll question every last person here and someone is going to remember a goddamn Enclave suit walking past. Just use some of those brains you're so proud of and /think/." Third part to the Take Your Shot series.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,305 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Arcade G., C. Boone - Complete
Kisses & Cream by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Roderich hates it when he does that. Almost as much as the fanfolk... a short, quick fic I typed in spanish class. Because fanfiction is way more interseting than spanish verbs. trufax. RoderichxGilbert, Yaoi. M2BSAFE, DL;DR.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
An Awkward Swedish Lover by prussiasgermany reviews
Sweden and Finland live unaware of their feelings for each other.In a twist of faith one small incident leads to a covered up plan of kidnapping and dominance thanks to Russia's dark obsession,threatening their blooming relationship.Longer summary inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,378 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Bad Touch by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Antonio, in the throes of unrequited love, unwisely seeks help from Francis in relation to a particular Italian he is having issues with. France has an exquisite plan to fix the problem, but he doesn't tell Antonio this. YAOI, M, ONESHOT. DL;DR xoxox
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,938 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Symphony of Silence by FanSlewFantasy reviews
An intimate and quiet little scene between Roderich and Gilbert late one night in bed. Yaoi, don't like don't read. Um... little plot, but you know, you might like it? : ONESHOT. M for a reason of course. There isn't enough of this pairing in the worlT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Token Canada related fics by FanSlewFantasy reviews
I have too many Canada fics, ergo, I present to you all a collection ish of such. Some fics will be reposts, some new. All oneshots, mainly RusCan but some others. First two chapters entail crack and Marijuana use. Ready bro? Yaoi themes. DL;DR.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Prussian Tribe by LietHunLiechAus reviews
Inspired by a crack conversation between my sister and me. "...So, what if Prussia did one of those crazy tribal rain dances on Austria's lawn?..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Chico Cherry cola by FanSlewFantasy reviews
REPOSTED Antonio has a really bad habit, that Lovino positively hates. Herin lies medium-level PWP, Yaoi, much cherry cola and plenty of sexy spanish-ness-ness. DL;DR, thanks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Zucchero di vetro by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Implied GerIta, Bondage, angst... not my normal stuff but you know. Italy has issues with Germanys porn collection, and neither know how to deal with that. Story is better than summary I hope. Short-ish. Don't like, don't read. ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Please by FanSlewFantasy reviews
PruxAus Pr0n with plot, M for a reason. Another of the fics originally intended to be in the LUDO collection, inspired by the song 'Please' but NOT A SONGFIC! Don't like, don't read, full description inside. WARNING: kind of depressing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The Police Uniform by gaaralover15 reviews
This is the sequel to "The Nurse Outfit." This is what happens when Gilbert returns the favor to Roderich. Human names. Contains yaoi and smut. Don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
The Nurse Outfit by gaaralover15 reviews
How can the awesome Gilbert's day get any better? What if a certain aristocrat decides to dress up. Human names. Warning: smut and yaoi. Don't like, don't read. PrussiaxAustria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Challenge Accepted! by A. Strudel reviews
Prussia challenges Austria to write some porn with him topping. It was a masterpiece in Austria's eyes, but to Prussia...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
CottonCaramel by FanSlewFantasy reviews
GerIta fluffiness. M to be safe. Yaoi themes, don't like don't read. Short by my standards. Italy is making gelato on a rainy day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Greater Expectations by Verboten Byacolate reviews
GakuHeta AU, in which alcohol leads to potentially hasty decisions, and Berwald keeps to his erotic fantasies. Written with whitetyger123.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,758 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The Wolf and the Sheep by Viviraas reviews
Austria was his prey, and Prussia wasn't going to give him up. Prussia/Austria with hinted yet minor Germany/Austria. one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Values Dissonance by Tamer Lorika reviews
Antonio has married Romano for the political stability during the Italian wars, but he knows Romano isn't old enough to have sex yet. So he'll wait. And when he IS old enough... well, Antonio is going to make it a night to remember. For hetalia kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
little lamb, stained in red by White Silver and Mercury reviews
The hands before, the hands now. The same stains. The same dirty smell, the same sick feeling in his gut. This was the shame of Ciel Phantomhive. // M for graphic/sexual content and dark themes; Sebastian/Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,392 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Chocolate Kisses by Viviraas reviews
Canada thought he was talking about the candy. America x Canada, USCan. short fluffy one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Lie Back and Think of England by Doitsu reviews
He was told to grit his teeth, lie back and think of England. But what he really wanted was to lie back and be with England. UKxUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/21/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Love, Love, Love by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Zack likes Cloud’s every smile. Cloud likes Zack’s every grin.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
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Gilbert Beilschmidt, Ace Detective reviews
Sequel to Gilbert Beilschmidt, Private Eye! This time around things get kind of... hairy... as Gilbert takes on the unusual case of one distraught Kiku Honda. This is probably going to end badly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,354 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Prussia
Mr Fox And The Debug Centurion reviews
Vulpes Inculta is being honored with a place in Caesar's history... that is, if he can survive the interview with Testiclés, the Debug Centurion first! De-anoning from the FKM, this is a humorous, crack fill for the cut, in-game character TDC!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Vulpes Inculta - Complete
Half Truths reviews
Three friends, Roderich, Vash, and Gilbert, are caught up in a tale of jealousy and murder. What's truth and what's story, and what really matters when the death of your lover is still fresh?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Switzerland, Prussia - Complete
To Fix, Or Not To Fix reviews
De-anoning from FKM, F!LW helps Leo Stahl break his chem habit.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
What's A Girl Gotta do? reviews
Cass wants to see the famous Gannon Cannon. What better way to worm her way in than a drunken threesome? Cass/Boone/Gannon. De-anoning from FKM
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Cass, Arcade G. - Complete
Who's Afraid of Big Bad Boone? reviews
Arcade finds out Boone's deepest secret-he's ticklish as all get out. De-anoning from FKM. T for language
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/21/2012 - C. Boone, Arcade G. - Complete
Bison Steve Blues reviews
On the pretext of searching for supplies, Arcade and Boone sneak away for some alone time :
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/9/2012 - C. Boone, Arcade G. - Complete
Hotel Motel Holiday Inn reviews
An overnight stay at a roadside hotel becomes the bane of Roderich's existence when he is forced to share a room with Gilbert. But wait, the weekend isn't over so easily as Roderich battles some uncomfortable feelings for the man he always bickers with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,244 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
His Girl Friday reviews
Fem!Prussia/Canada fic I wrote as a prize. PWP I can't believe I wrote hetero. Gillian, bossy as ever, invades Mattie's quiet weekend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Gilbert Beilschmidt, Private Eye reviews
Gilbert Beilschmidt is a private eye with a lousy work ethic and a crummy apartment. After accepting the case of a snobby socialite named Roderich, he immediately regrets it, but hey, booze money's gotta come from SOMEWHERE, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,872 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Ice Ice Baby reviews
Gilbert has a problem with one of Roderich's annoying habits. Can Roderich convince him to see it his way? PruAus involving ice. Oh yeah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Who You Callin' Specks? reviews
Roderich finds out that Gilbert secretly wears glasses. Amusing times follows. No plot to speak of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Prussia, Austria
A Lover's Quarrel reviews
PWP PruAus. Short story about Prussia and Austria taking their relationship to the next level. Unfortunately, it gets a little bumpy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete