Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Danny Phantom, and Twilight.
Can call me Mr. J
I know nobody will probably read this, but hey if you do, you get a vertual cookie
Shout out to Kixen and RebeliousOne for helping me out. THANKS ALOT!
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I noticed a lot of peoples computers are "crashing" just as soon as summer starts and people have time to write. They also say that they "lost" their stories or notes to a story and are eithher going to scrap it or start again. Here is a crazy idea...back up your stories. save them to a flash/thumb drive so you have no excuse when your computer "crashes"
to those who use guest to respond to stories:
not everyone is an awsome writer and you saying me or other authors suck at writing, also way to go by not giving your name, way to stand by your words. well take up writing then and try to write. instead of bitching, do something about it. write a story and see how hard it is.
To those who actually give advice and not just say you suck:
I have ideas for a lot of stories but no real creative tallent, but enjoy fan fiction very much
been going through story arcives and have noticed a sad realization, a lot of authors havn't updated their stories. shocking i now but im not talking about their current stories.
I have been going through the arcives and see a lot of good stories that have a lot of potential but the story isn't touched again. for example, i have seen a story started in '07 updated in '08 and they say they have shuld have the next chapter up in a few days or a week. I have messaged a few, if i do get a response, most of the time they say that they are going to update within the week but when i check, nothing has changed, or that they have had the chapters but just havn't updated.
i know i have no room to talk, but stick with you stories. or at least update all of your stories and not just the current. keep them all current, just saying. go back, look at your old stories, update please!!!
also for those who put not going to put up another chapter till more reviews, your gonna loose followers and eventually forget to update the story, ive seen it happen.
also if your not going to continue, please at least put a discontinued or if your going on a long hiatis say long hiatis or just take the dam thing down and put it back up if your going to work on it so people don't waste their time on a good story that isn't going to be finished.
however i do understand the need for a break and get fresh ideas and life catches up with you. However, don't give us your sob stories about your computer crashing, your lost your muse, family member passing away. deal with your stuff and when you are ready start again.
I delete stories after a year if they are not updated. So stop bitching when you keep getting messages asking if you are going to update.You can at least say on hiatis, but apparantly that is to hard for some people.
Also please lable your stories if you are going to have Slash, Yaoi, Yuri. I have nothing aganst it, but at least put a warning in the summary so people know what they are geting into when they start reading
Also people, please use the correct punctuation. Use "when someone is talking" and 'when its a thought'. it makes it easier to follow
Also, people, if you are going to start a story...work on it, don't write one chapter and then give it up for adoption for loosing your muse. you start it, write it.
Another thing about some authors do is start a sentence and end it half way through and finish the sentence on another line, its anoying. please have full sentenes that don't cut off.
sorry about that rant
Something from deadpool and frozen
Slicing through the clones, Bloods all over my face
They don't look happy now, 'CUZ THEY ARE GOING TO DIE!
They are so fucking slow, That makes me very bored
Fuck! Blood caught my eyes and- oh I just cut his head off (maniac laugh)
Fuck that bitch, Kill that bitch, This is so fucking fun!
Oh what fun it is to kill this million fucking guys
1. Reading some big bang stories and something crazy happened. I'm looking through Big Bang Therory and started to read some sheldon and penny stories. they actually make a good couple, i didn't see it coming, but i'm a Shenny fan and have know idea how.
I noticed that i havn't been doing to well on chapter stories so i'm going to be doing one shots for a while
walk this way:
My first story, so if you expect perfection, your not going to find it but it will be finished at least instead of abandoned or not worked on for years. Harry grows up different, want to find out how, read
a tale of how naruto bringing back sauske, ingenious in my books
naruto finds out about the kyubi, find out what happens
The Hybrid Experience
Danny and Renesmee are both Hybrids, both halfas if you will. one with the world on his shoulders and the other treated like fine china. Well it is time for a vacation. There will be special guest apperances such as Jay and Silent Bob and the Scooby Doo gang and many more.
Harry has become one hell of a wizard. he goes to America to find out about some golden eyed vampire and shifters. little does he know who he would run into
Harry is left to his aunt who abandones him in america. he becomes a magical fighter. i don't think i have seen any like this.
Also, Smith1177 is thinking on doing an adaptation of this story, so check it out if it comes out.
Naruto finds out that being a ninja is not all about being a hero, sometimes, you are the bad guy
going to try something. instead of chapters, i'm going to try and do a story in one chapter. a shit load of words, but then people won't have to wait for updates, ITS GENIUS...GENIUS I SAY,
well i tried the one chapter deal, it is genious, but looking at it doesn't really come out how i want it.
stories i like: naruto,Pokemon bleach, hellsing, twilight(don't ask), danny phantom,yu yu hakusho, DBZ, kim possible (what, it was a good show), avatar the last airbender, harry potter, mortal kombat, Victorious, and i'm sure im missing some.
Some things I noticed about stories or the shows/games/movies, whatever in general
anyway something about:
1. people naruto graduates at 12 not 16. most people are in their prime between 18-30. If they graduate at 16 then there would be less compatent chunin or jonin because they begin to age by the time they become that rank. Also, Naruto running around in the orange jumpsuit and acting out like he does in cannon at 14,15,16 would make him look like a "special" who is mentally challenged. (no offense to those who are mentally challenged). Also, wouldn't the chackra coils have hardened already and it would be almost impossible for civilian students to use chackra.
2. Its bs how naruto doesn't get chunnin after everything he does. alot of people forget abuout that when they write the story or just skip him to jonin or something. make him chunin and have him work for the ranks
3. most of the time naruto forgives his parents or the third hokage when his whole life has been hell. seriously he forgives rite off the bat when he finds out that his dad was the 4th hokage and did it to save the villiage. at least have a few chapters of hate/angst
4. When Naruto finds out who his parents are and he tells the hokage and the hokage just gives him the keys and says don't spred the word that he is the 4ths son. There is no arguing or anything like that. there should be something there, not just acceptance.
5. Naruto gets a new ability or meets the kyubi and goes and tells the hokage and everything goes on like nothing happened. Ninja=deception, so he shold keep his secrets from everyone.
6. When Naruto finds out that Jariah is his godfather, he is only mad for a few minutes then blackmailes him to train him and thats all the anger. there needs to be more emotion than that in stories.
7. Reading some Naruko stories...ITS NARUKO not NARUTO. seriously get it right, fem naruto= naruko, did some people just not get the memo?
8. People, naruto is a ninja, he has almost been killed many times. so when he gets his first kill he freaks out calling himself a monster. He should know he isn't one because he already knows about the kyubi. It is a ninja's job to kill, and do whatever he is orderd.
9. The 3rd hokage and iruka screw over naruto in the accademy. They both know about the fox and they both see him struggle with the clone jutsu, but don't help him with it. The 3rd knew about naruto's large chackra reserves and him being a jinchuricki and uzumaki didn't help any. So how did they expect naruto to do the clone jutsu wich needs a minimal amount of chackra for the jutsu. So in reality they screwed him over and naruto could have graduated the first go around if they would have taught him the shadow clones
10. When Jariah comes back and finds naruto is alive and it is found out he was lied to because jariah was told that naruto was dead. When naruto finds out, he is angry for a small amount. again...not enough hate, anger. some stories he doesn't even bother to check to see if that is true.
11. Im tired of narutoxsome girl fads. first it was all narutoxsakura, then narutoxhinata. i'm getting tired of those parings, there are so many of them its annoying
12. When people use the japanese version when talking about kushina and minito. they use the japanese versions of the yellow flash and the red habanero. just use the english version, its less anoying, if your writing in japanese then use it, but when writing in another language, use their translations
13. The series ended and Naruto ended up with HINATA???? i'm not a narutoxhinata fan. seriously, there is nothing i can think of to build up from there. Naruto and sakura (kind of a fan, but can live without it) i can understand, but he ends up with a stalker who doesn't know the real him???? just not a fan at all.
14. Some stories have naruto become rookie of the year. Which is all fine and dandy, but then the author puts him on a team with sakura and sauske. Um, isn't it suppost to be top shinobi, top kunoici, and dead last? then why put the cannon team 7 together?
15. Naruto's fight for peace. No offense but the only way for true world piece would be for peins plan to work. There is no such thing as true peace and there never will be peace. Naruto should have had a real goal besides becoming hokage. He could have had the goal to at least make the villiages not want to tear eachthers throats out.
1. I always wondered why Harry just didnt use a swear on his magic when his name came out of the Goblet of Fire and say it wasn't him. Same with the dementors at the trial.
2. Harry forgives Ron for leaving in the forest. and everytime something goes wrong, he blames harry or gets jellous. And harry forgives him after a few weeks or months. not sure i would do that. same thing throughout the time he knows them.
3. A few stories were harry finds out his parents are alive and vise versa. they find out that eachother survived voldemort and only a few seconds of hurt and then a sweet reunion. ah, no. harry should be angry that they didn't confirm his death or something. like i said above, he forgives them...were is the angst, the drama? they story has a good premes, but then they pull that and i loose all interest
4. They loose petigrew in the P.O.A. WTF when they go back in time, they should know what to expect and get the dam rat
5. Remus Lupin "forgets" to take the wolfsbain potion...really. he has been a wearwolf for how long and he doesn't take it when he needs to...someone dropped the ball there
6. When harry goes out with Ginny. she looks like his mother. nobody finds that disturbing??? that is some serious odypious complex
7. Stories that are supposed to have angst. the ones were harry is falsly convicted and everyone betrays him and he is sent to azkaban. Then they find out that he is inocent and appologise and harry forgives them???? WTF who the hell would do that? they ruin the story as it is supposed to be a anst story but the author makes him forgive them after a few chapters. it really kills the story for me.
8. Genderswitch harry. where harry is turned into a girl. harry is a guy by mind, some people by the end or even near the begging/middle have him going after a guy. Please tell us before if he is bi. that is the only way i can see a strait mind thrown into another gender to go for the same gender as he was. so most of the time is should be girlxgirl unless stated earlier that harry is bi or gay. It doesn't make sense to just throw him into being interested into guys.
9. Harry gets a girl pregnant before the end of the war. it puts to much pressure on harry and takes away from the main story. so if he did get a girl pregnant, then at the end of the story would be way better.
10: When Harry goes back in time and still becomes friends with ron, or still be friends with ron. Ron is a jellous prick, harry would be better off without him.
11. Stories when harry is different than cannon, and writers still give him the holly phinix wand. The story is different, make it your own.
12. Harry RPG stories. when harry starts his life over, he cant make breakfast or anything? he spent his previous life making food and doing chores for the Dursleys. the only thing that has changed has been his age. so he should be able to do lots of things. He should just make it and get tons of XP to level up. Also, he should know a lot of magic, he just cant do it without a wand. Have him practice wandless magic.
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Harry: Are you really a werewolf?
Lupin: Yes Harry.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?!
Lupin: All the time.
Harry: :O What?
1. Some stories people have the Volturi make Bella a princess what is up with that. I understand if she is one of the mates of the kings, but when she is turned and nothing is really said about why and withought a good argument, it just doesn't feel right
2. When bella had a secret life before twilight. she is dating edward, then all of a sudden she switches back to who she was before and becomes someone else with no real explenation before hand...it makes no sense.
3. The wolves are shifters, not wearwolves. there is a huge difference
1. Ash never wins when it counts. He goes to a gym, looses, trains, battles again, win. And it goes on and on. The only thing he has won is the Orange League. Some master he is, how long has he been at it and he still cant pull off a decent win.
2. His pokemon are strong at the end of a league, and his next region, his pokemon get their asses handed to them. Even the new starters kick his ass
3. His old pokemon. When he lets somene barrow a pokemon, he promis to visit. Well he doesn't. When was the last time he thought about his primape, or any of his pokemon he sends to prof. oak??? exactly
1. gohan acts like a wimp in buu saga. he has faced alians (freeza, cooler, ginu force) androids, so he should have some kind of confedense. but nope, he worries to much about being found out and becomes someone who makes me cringe.
2. In the anime and most stories, when goku doesn't want to be wished back, they say "ok, we miss you" and stuff like that. well, shouldnt he stay with his family like someone responsible...never mind, he always ditches his family. And when he comes back in the Buu saga, everyone is happy he is back, and gohan is ok with him just showing up like nothing happened, even after being abandoned by him.
1: genderbending: Tell us if the character is gay before hand. for example, naruto who is a boy is attracted to sakura. then naruto is turned into a girl, by all means he has a boys mindset and should still be attracted to girls unless stated before hand that he is attracted to guys.
2. During sex parts in stories, when they do anal for the first time and the person enjoys it...i doubt it. the first time i don't see a girl or guy going "oh it feels so good"...no, i'm expecting, "OW, ssss, stop, it hurts"
3. How are there no Big Bang Theory and Rosanne crossovers yet (as of 7/22/15)
4. Crossovers. a crossover is supposed to have at least one character from each universe, for example naruto (naruto) and Alucard (hellsing). but when you have a character like naruto from the Hellsing universe, then all you have is an OC and has nothing to do with the naruto universe.