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Joined 11-06-02, id: 290659, Profile Updated: 06-12-09
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

EMAIL: alviteer at yahoo

"The writer is either a practicing recluse or a delinquent, guilt-ridden one; or both. Usually both."

Susan Sontag

"The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof, shit detector. This is the writer's radar and all great writers have had it."

Ernest Hemingway

"All writers are vain, selfish and lazy, and at the very bottom of their motives lies a mystery. Writing a book is a long, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand."

George Orwell

:Waves: Um, hi. Welcome to my bio. In case you're wondering, I'm an twenty-two year old girl living in America and pretending to be a writer. That, and I love slash. I write slash, I read slash (its become quite a hobby) and if I had any editing skills, I'd beta slash too, but I don't, so lets just leave it at that alright?

Speaking of betas, I need them desperately, but have none. So if you're interested, let me know so that you can save me from myself.

I read from many different fandoms but Harry Potter is my favorite (although Star Trek: 2009 is a VERY close second) and for the moment, I write solely for this canon, though I may be branching out.

My Ships are:

Harry/(and nearly any other guy as long as its not Neville, Dumbledore, Flitwick, Hagrid, Filch, Fudge, Ugly Voldemort, Pettigrew, Giant Squid...)

Kirk/Spock (So Yummy...)

Ryan/Seth (The O.C.)

Dee/Ryo (F.A.K.E)

Tou-ya/Yuki (Cardcaptor Sakura)(do you know how long it took me to realize that these two were a couple?)

Aragorn/Legolas (LotR)

Jack Sparrow/Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Email me if you'd like, I don't mind, I love hearing about what people think of my stories. Or just email me for the heck of it. I've got no life (heaven only knows why I don't update more often if I don't) I'd be glad to just talk to ya, just say who you are so that I'm not utterly confused.

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When You Touch Me by Steppenwoelfin reviews
Severus Snape is forced to marry a mute Harry Potter, who has lost his voice after his latest clash with Voldemort. It is through touch, in many senses, that Severus and Harry slowly get to know each other...Chapter 45 posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 70,959 - Reviews: 2586 - Favs: 2,360 - Follows: 3,576 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Along Came a Family by Imablack reviews
After Cedric dies, Harry isolates himself and Dumbledore fears a connection between Harry and Lord Voldemort. Snape has his own problems when Dumbledore compels him to teach Harry Occlumancy whilst the Dark Lord orders him to brew the darkest potion he has ever encountered. But what of this gift Lily left for Harry's 15th birthday...and what does it have to do with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,035 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 2,342 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Marked Man by Wanting Memories reviews
Sam discovers a mark on Dean's scalp that Castiel recognizes as an old claim by an angel. No way Dean's going to be married to a random angel against his will. He'll go to the past to stop it. Set before 6.17 Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,505 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
World in Pieces by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,078 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Our Sweet Rapture by Chiyume reviews
After a hunt gone wrong leaves Sam transfigured and Castiel drained of his grace, Dean is not only left to tend to them both, but for some reason also finds himself having both involuntarily and graphically inappropriate thoughts about the angel in question. Now if only Cas could stop getting so close to him all the time, maybe he could figure out what was going on?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 165,438 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Old Hall Wreathed by kototyph reviews
(At least) five times Spock was caught under the mistletoe, and once it was with the person he wanted. For ksadvent 2012.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Christmas Doesn't Just Happen Accidently by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Yes, my title makes no sense. But neither do the stories. Here it is again, the supernatural fic advent calender by me, and Madam Mimm. There'll be a new fic every day in the lead-up to Christmas. Various ratings, M just to be safe. Destiel and Sabriel. Fluff-Angst.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,815 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Eyes on the Road, Hands on the Wheel by Chiyume reviews
Castiel asks Dean to teach him how to drive, but Dean seems to have trouble focusing on the task at hand…
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Seventh Year Challenge by cuz-CM's-awesome reviews
AU Headmaster Dumbledore decides to ban Quidditch in hope that he can create better house unity with some new rules. What he doesn't count on is the Houses' persistence in being the best.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,125 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Coiners' Paper Trail by oliver.snape reviews
The Ministry needs to approve Severus Snape's application for him to start his life again after the war. Harry Potter has set himself up with a non-dangerous specialist muggle career. Neither have been particularly good at avoiding trouble for long.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,017 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Named by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Jesus Christ is dead. Somehow, that isn't the worst part of Dean's week. Dean/Castiel, 4x22 AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,006 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Below The Line by LoveWithoutLimits reviews
It felt wrong, more than wrong, it felt unnatural." Something broke on that moment on the Bridge, with Spocks hand clasped tightly around Jims neck, but can it be fixed? SpockKirk. Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6281 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 3,860 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Life in the Neutral Zone by EchoBravoTango reviews
An encounter on the edge of Romulan space forces Kirk and Spock to pilot the Enterprise alone for ten days. Trying to be as Star Trek faithful as possible, with some added....intrigue? Will be K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,130 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Breaking Points by Keshka reviews
K/S slash-preslash. When the Enterprise is asked to transport Vulcan colonists to their new home, Spock Prime comes with them. His presence changes everything – even the things Jim isn’t sure he wants to change.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,753 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What the Heart Wants by Terra-Lilly reviews
Jim thinks he's been pretty good about keeping his unrequited . . .thing for his First Officer a secret. A dangerous away mission changes all that. Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/10/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Ignominy by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Sticks and stones might break his bones, but words have the power to destroy him. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/9/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Through the Wall by nine miles to go reviews
When Kirk's brother pays an unexpected visit Spock discovers more about his captain's past than he bargained for.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Join the Dots by safirewoods reviews
Kirk/Spock. Spock and Kirk find themselves tied up. Kirk finds a way for them to entertain themselves. SLASH
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Bonds of Three by forfax reviews
Pairings: S/K, S-Prime/K, S/U/K. When residual traces of the mind meld draw Kirk to the new Vulcan colony, can Kirk and the Enterprise deal with the results of what follows?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Massage by LoveWithoutLimits reviews
Response to LJ prompt "Massage". After returning from an away mission that went awry, kirk as ever, is adament that he doesn't want to go to sickbay, Spock decides he is just going to have to take the Captains injuries into his own hands. Slash K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Vocare Prabia by Amber Evans Potter reviews
AU. When Harry gets transported to another universe where his life is turned upside down. Is there any way that he can go home? And does he want to when he finds out his parents are still alive there? Chapter 46.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 142,799 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Harry P.
Kisses for Draco by Von reviews
His duty complete, Harry is saying goodbye in a rather.. unorthodox fashion. SLASH. Major Harry/Draco. Extremely minor Harry/Blaise, Harry/Neville, Harry/Snape.. well, Harry/Everyone, really..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13613 - Favs: 7,958 - Follows: 6,604 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter & The Dark Revelations by Terra4 reviews
PG13 for child abuse, self-mutilation, mentions of rape.. Severitus Challenge. Harry walks the thin line b/w dark and light. Darkness of soul, past, thoughts, actions.. Will it lead to a Death Eater's life? It did before. But then, there's Harry's Father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,272 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Salvage by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, SethRyan. Seth forgets his iPod, and requires entertainment.
O.C. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Ryan A., Seth C.
Voices of Wizards by Katie of Gryffindor reviews
WIP - To take the Hogwarts students' minds off the rise of You-Know-Who, the teachers institute a singing contest. Who'll sing? Who'll win? RR to see! CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR IS F I N A L L Y UP! The Contest is OVER! See who wins(slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,839 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,306 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
A Good Match by Briarrows69 reviews
Chapter 13 is finally here! If any faithful readers of this story still exist, after over a year, here is my gift to you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,160 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Darkness Of Harry Potter by Louiseifer reviews
Harry's loyalties to all that is good are weakening. He's tempted by dark magic and all his guardian, Remus Lupin can do is watch...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,045 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Harry P., Remus L.
Blood Magic by GatewayGirl reviews
Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 244,191 - Reviews: 2218 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Facts of Life by Maybe the Moon reviews
Harry is given 'The Talk,' by the only two people who could. Mild slashy undertones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Chaos Mirror by bookfanaticTwins reviews
Ever wonder how James and Lily would react to a relationship between Harry and Severus Snape? SLASH HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,862 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/10/2003 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Graduation by Nymphean reviews
It's Harry's graduation, and Sirius gets a big wake up call. Featuring Harry/Sev, insane Sirius and eerily calm remus. Post 'tis the season' (installment #2)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Run to the Water by Richan MMI reviews
Sirius is tutoring students in DADA. Harry just wishes that he could spend a little time with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,767 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
To Crash and Burn by Ithilwen C. Malfoy reviews
Harry helps Remus find a way to keep the wolf at bay, and it nearly destroys them both. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Harry P., Remus L.
Lather, Rinse, and Repeat by JennBlack reviews
Harry receives the shock of his life in the form of the new edition of Witch Weekly Magazine. Harry/Sirius Pre-Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Battle of the Sexes by rissapen reviews
Who needs good vs evil when you've got girls vs boys? TO THE LESBIAN WHO SENT ME A REVIEW: Check the update. I responded. =P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,506 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/14/2003 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Drunken Domesticity by Icarus reviews
Post-Hogwarts Ron has a midnight visitor - *when* will Harry learn to call ahead? This, my friends, is a friend. Features Ron's observations on the Ministry, Harry's sex life and the infamous WUC. Written for the Boozefest http://boozefest.netfirms.com.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
Harry Potter and the Power of Will by Farseeker reviews
When an abusive Vernon causes Harry to go catatonic, will he still be able to survive the inevitable encounter with Voldemort? Or is time up for Harry? Dead fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 80,619 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 6/18/2001 - Harry P.
If I Were Gay by perionan reviews
Teehee, a songfic. It's kinda slashy nothing bad. A one shot... Draco's stalking Harry and so Harry decides to get a little revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The SevenYear Itch by Nimori reviews
SLASH. Seven years is a long time when you have something you really want to say. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Second Summer by Liana Goldenquill reviews
It's hot at Hogwarts, and Harry's having some trouble sleeping. At least, until Ron decides to help out. (Yaoi with plot. Fluffy.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Bridge of (Khazad)'Doom by Ariana Deralte reviews
"What is your name?" "What is your quest?" "What is the velocity of a speeding Nazgul?"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2002
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But He Didn't Say A Word reviews
Sirius gives Harry a much needed visit, and Fwakes keeps a secret. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
An Unlikely Friendship reviews
Harry feels guilty over many things, decides he's a danger to everyone he cares about & begins hurting himself. He continues his downward spiral at Hogwarts & everyone becomes worried.No one can reach him, or maybe someone can. H/D Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,426 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
A New Begining to an Old Way of Life reviews
Harry runs away from Hogwarts to live a life that is not dictated by anyone else. When he meets a mage during his journey, he learns an interesting secret about himself. Years later he returns to confront his past. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,581 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 4/22/2003 - Harry P.