Author has written 5 stories for Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice, and Harry Potter.
Hey everybody who reads this!
Right, first thing's first, the fics that I write are all either going to be slash or gen, maybe a three/moresome if I ever find the fancy. No het.
Okay now that's over, number two, updates for ongoing projects are going to be sporadic. I can't guaranty anything like one chapter per week/month. I don't understand how other people do it. I might be opening an ao3 account soon, depending on whether I feel like it later. So keep your eyes peeled.
Lastly, I do not tolerate homophobes or racists or insults targeted at a certain group of individuals. Like ZERO tolerance. If you are, you can leave immediately.
Current ongoing project(s):
Complete Projects (might be edited once in a while):
Come to think about it, why in the world did I pick that title?! It sounds awful. You can guess which one I'm talking about. But now it's too late to change so I'll just leave it as it is and regret my decision for eternity.
FYI: All sexual intercourse in all my fics are all fictional
. The penis is an average of 6 inches and having anything over 8 inches in you is gonna be painful. If you are going to insert a 7-8 inch dildo/penis into your rectum in real life, you need lots of lube, patience and stretching. The vagina expands when sexually aroused and even then, it is around 4-5 inches and in some cases, 6 inches. The rectum is around 5-8 inches before hitting the curve to the intestines. Therefore, bigger does not always mean better.
Hitting the cervix is not as pleasurable as some manga/anime has led you to believe. In fact, it has less nerves than the rest of the vagina and it does NOT open to allow the penis to enter the uterus. DO NOT try this. However, there is such a thing as cervical orgasm, but that requires much patience and gentleness (please research this in depth before attempting). The vagina and by extension, the cervix, is fragile so do not be too rough with it too often without rest or exercise.
Please have consensual sex and if you are interested in BDSM with your partner, consent, communication and respect is ESSENTIAL. Do research on whatever you are interested in and be prepared. Google is here for a reason. So please do not take advise from fan fiction because the information might not always be right. (My fics have people who can perform magic so logic does not apply.)
Thank you for reading and remember to have safe sex!
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