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Joined 05-09-11, id: 2907647, Profile Updated: 10-22-13
Author has written 19 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Labyrinth, Elder Scroll series, and Harry Potter.

By the time you finish this, one of us will be certifiably insane, or at least, a touch disturbed.

Maybe I'll come visit you, groaning away in your padded cell and straight-jacket. More likely, you'll delicately avoid my own.

Leastways, you've got to be a little odd to be trawling the depths of fanfiction, haven't you? Not that I'm casting aspersions on us wonderful, budding writers.

Moving swiftly on...

If you are an Inheritance fan, then "Atra esterni ono thelduin, reader."

If you aren't, then, "HI! My name is Unique- at the moment- and I will be your tour guide for however long it takes you to read this!"

I am not funny. I am not. I am pathetic...siriusly. Honestly. Why am I doing this? This is a desperate day, today. You know those desperate days when you wake up and have this horrific, sinking sensation in your gut- Oh Merlin, Today Is A Bad Day. Yes. Well.

I'm assuming you're reading my profile because you've read one of my stories (in which case, I am deeply sorry for you and include cyber-cookies) or I have reviewed and you are wondering who this strange person that has popped up in your review box is.

So let's nail a few basic facts.

I'm female.

I'm a betareader, very experienced with the site, blahblahblah interesting stuff blahblahblah. I'm always willing to help someone out, but please, no Westerns. (shudder)

Favorite animal, is a dragon. Dragons do exist, unbelievers! They're in hiding, from egg-breakers like Galbatorix or meanie unbelievers! I freely admit to being a dragon-cultist, by the way. ;) Second favorite, maybe wolf? And no, I'm not saying that because of 'Ill Bit By Moonlight'. Whenever I take personality what-is-your-animal quizzes (because that's how much interesting stuff goes on in my life) that's what pops up the most.

I'm considered a gothic person by everyone that knows me, apart from myself. I don't think I'm gothic...I like goths. One of my best friends is one. I can be sometimes, but can't we all?

Favorite colours? Shall I go for house pride and say green and silver? No, I'll stick with my black, purple and very dark wine red.

I don't have a specific fandom, I write everything everywhere, but unfortunately, when I was younger and stupider I tended to delete all the stories I disliked. Which is why there is only one Inheritance story on my list, and not the five to ten there originally was, like the Balance Trilogy, Truth, Dare or Ticklechair (coincidentally my first story), and a few others.

I am very serious about writing. I really enjoy it and I do not think that any writing is generally bad. I dislike short stories- I tend to waffle in my stories and I dislike being restricted. I would say I don't think it's possible to write bad writing, only that sometimes it may not come out as you wanted it to, but then I read My Immortal by Tara Gillesbie or the other one I can't presently recall the title of by RayneTara. Terrible. Truly. Just...don't try. Just don't. Save yourself the brain cells. Cell genocide (cellocide?) is wrong.

I can be a tad...odd. But, so can we all, so, let's leave that be.

My personal favorite quote is, "Don't forget your dreams, for if your dreams die, your life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly." Not only is it poetic- it also is sensible and has a smart meaning.

Some Common Words That Are Helpful When Trying To Read FanFiction (for those of us not yet fluent in FanFictionese)

1. Canon- From the book, of the book, completely in line with the facts stated in the book/movie. Often pairings. (Example: AryaxEragon/ JarethxSarah/ ConorxElvira / GinnyxHarry)

2. Non-canon- When it is not from the book. (Example: IslanzadixMurtagh/ SarahxHoggle/ PatrikxSapphire / DracoxHermione)

3. Slash- Guy with guy stories. (Example: EragonxMurtagh/TobyxJareth/ConorxFaro/ DracoxHarry)

4. Femeslash- Girl with girl stories. (Example: AryaxNasuada/KarenxSarah/SapphirexRainbow/ HermionexBellatrix)

5. Smut- M stuff, particularly what Fanfiction.net so tastefully refers to as 'Adult themes'.

6. Lemon- Really M stuff. Even worse than smut.

7. Flames- Mean reviews. When you trash a fic.

8. OC- Original Character. When you make up your own character, i.e. not a canon character.

9. OOC- Out Of Character- When a canon character is not accurate. (Example: When Galbaorix starts singing She's a Maneater running around in a pink dress/When Jareth decides to get a life and stop obsessing over Sarah/When Faro decides he's going to cut off his tail and become a gardener for Granny Carne/ When Voldemort decides he's going to set up an enviromental concern group. He just can't stand seeing those bunnies mistreated.)

10. AU- Alternate Universe- When the story is set in a different universe than that the author has created.

11. Fluff- Sweet romantic moments. No action/adventure or anything.

12. OTP- One True Pairing. This means that it's the one pairing you enjoy and stand by. (AryaxEragon/ JarethxSarah/ FaroxSapphire/ I haven't a clue for my personal Potter favorite)

13. Ship- A pairing/couple. Comes from relationship.

14. One-shot; Two-shot; Three-shot- One chapter, two chapters, three chapters. One-shot is the most common of these.

15. Songfic- A fic including, or based upon, a song.

16. Mary Sue- A character (usually OC) that is favored by the author and pretty much perfect (and thus completely unbelievable) in every way. The sort of character that gets on your nerves by their very existence. (I.E, Arya, Enoby) Closely related to this is a...

17. Gary Stu- the less common male counterpart of a Mary Sue. Has all the same characteristics, but is male. (*cough cough* FanJareth *cough * cough*)

18. A/N- (Or A.N. or AN or any other variation on this theme.) Author's Note. Self-explanatory.

19. AH- All Human. All characters are human. This is not commonly seen. (yeah, just not fun if one of them doesn't have a secret penchant for munching on people)

20. POV- Point of View.

21. R&R- Read and review!

22. Lime- Like Lemon, but not as bad.

23. Drabble- A fic that is from 50-500 words in length. Technically a fic that is under 100 words but that is quite rare.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowentairon: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because...?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On a sunflower seed packet: "This is not a peanut product." (I always thought peanuts came from sunflowers until now,of course.)

I do have to say thank you to Fanfiction as a whole, for all of you readers, reviewers, even just the site itself for being there. Since I started writing on FF my confidence has improved drastically.

Thanks guys (and girls)

Unique.F (You ever want to find out what the 'F' stands for, be brave enough to ask. You're not getting the information for free out of me. ;).)

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Some Say by Eraina reviews
Post book 7. Snape is good, but now he's dead, killed in the final battle of the wizarding war. Despite much controversy, a memorial was erected for him on the Hogwarts grounds...a very special memorial. In fact, some say...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
The Founder's Pendants by Spiral Digger reviews
Snape POV. Written before HBP. The spirit of Salazar Slytherin has been released into an unwilling Snape and as the charismatic Founder takes charge of his body, Severus discovers the only way to regain control is through his own Slytherin cunning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,344 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Other Side Of The Dark by seaghost reviews
He's going for the death sentence, Severus. And he's coming for you.' The Minister for Magic plans drastic action against all who bear the Dark Mark. But Snape has his own reasons for evading arrest. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,185 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Severus S., Alastor M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Ill Bit By Moonlight reviews
What if Moony had succeeded, back in fifth year? What if he had bitten Severus Snape before James Potter could drag him away? And what if...maybe...the Slytherins stand up for their own? Well, a lot of trouble, that's what...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,747 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Marauders
Puremud's Perfect Prank reviews
150th Reviewer Challenge- prompt, "Narcissa/Regulus/Lily". When Lily and two Slytherins decide to team up to prank the entire school, the wizarding world had better watch out...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Lily Evans P., Narcissa M., Regulus B. - Complete
And The Goblet Smoked reviews
Hundredth reviewer challenge- Remus' first use of wolfsbane. WARNING- Some amount of lightheartedness if you squint. Sorta. ;) Please consult your GP to see if this is right for you. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The World Was Built For Three reviews
18- Escape- You can't destroy me. You can't uproot me. You can't wreak my world. Because I don't live in your world. I don't build with your walls. I don't grow roots with your trees...This dream you call reality is long gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013
Old Soldiers Fight No Wars reviews
They both felt like the typical old soldiers, blaring on about their war stories until the grave crept up on them, seizing them with cold, earthy hands. Hiding under shells, flinching away from reminders of the past, tormented by their longings and enduring in the endless monotony of life. Old soldiers, fighting the last enemy to be defeated- death. ONESHOT
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Arya, Murtagh - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
They told her that it was quick, easy. If anything, he must have been bored. How could they tell the truth to their errant, flighty mistress, with her eyes of fire, as their wintry master lay in icebound agony, his tears frozen to his pallid cheeks? Ice could never defeat fire. Fire would always melt ice, but ice would turn into water, and put the fire out. ONESHOT
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Immortality Is Boredom reviews
I'm Sarah. I've never tried to keep a diary before, nor am I in the practice of randomly blurting out my deepest thoughts to unknown people...But I've decided to put a sort of account up here. You see, I've just celebrated my one thousand and third anniversairy, with my beloved husband Jareth...T for swearing
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 54,543 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Sarah - Complete
Tears Of A Dragon reviews
When the moon is full and ghosts bestride the earth, old powers are reawakened and a new dragon is born from the flames. When Nasuada is thrust into a war of fire, tooth and claw, can she survive the shadow of the Dark King-and the one she loves most...?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,758 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Nasuada, Murtagh
Meet Me At Midnight reviews
Pale, pale as death. Golden skin pale with death, so white to be a polished skull, her golden eyes like brilliant dragonfire flaring in their sockets, like the draugr lords haunting the ruins of eld. Sharp teeth, her lip curled back, gleaming white. Irileth has time enough to stiffen and scream before the dragonborn's fangs stab into her shadowy skin.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Irileth, Balgruuf the Greater
Blue Camellia, Aloe, Absinth reviews
Blue Camellia, deep throated pink, Edged by purple-blue, The fire in my heart, The light in my shadow. Aloe, bright vibrant green, But not to touch, Hurt, wounds deep within me, Grief too deep to fade. Absinth, pale yellow and round, Teardrops of a wintry stem, Gone from you I wither, My tormented love never away...
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Jareth, Sarah
To Fly On Broken Wings reviews
Merle, Eragon's adoptive daughter, never knew her true parents. She was discovered as a baby left in the forest. But she can dream. And as a wise man once said, "Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly." Raised with Riders and Dragons, what is one wild girl to do against the whole of Alageasia? cowritten with 3Alaska3
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013
Oh Arya reviews
In free Alageasia, Arya has managed to recover from her loss of losing Faolin. But so has Eragon... ONE-SHOT I reread this, and decided I wanted to revise it due to some unrealism. Warning, it's probably even worse, but you never know till you read!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
My Little Owl Queen reviews
That one bottle of elven wine did it all. "Well done, Jareth, getting it on with a female owl that might not even be an owl," he thought despairingly, "I am so screwed."
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,788 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Jareth
Out Of My Mind reviews
What she didn't know was that her win was his loss. She didn't know her win meant he should die. She didn't know the Labyrinth's devotion to her king. She didn't know that, and what she didn't know, could possibly change both of them forever.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,036 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012
To Wander The Stars Forever reviews
Oneshot- Theirs was a doomed fairytale. They wander the stars, their mournful dance a tale of love gone past, the tale of the King and the Champion, who took their lives in the name of love.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Fallen reviews
Forgotten memories lead to broken hearts... Cowritten with xx myth master xx
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Murtagh, Nasuada - Complete
Screaming Silence reviews
Sarah calls Jareth to save her. But is he too late to save her from herself? Unexpected events take a turn for the worse-or best?-and now it's up to the remaining ones to save them...Could they be lost forever? Not long at all...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Drained reviews
She found him. Two days later, as still as the dead, as cold as ice. Drained. Magicless. Worse than dead.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
The Girl Who Ate The Peach reviews
He will never forget it was him. His magic, his world, his peach, his poison. Her dragging, dark, weariness. Depression haunts him, he wishes he could only die, but his immortal form entraps him, why won't it let him go? Why is he forced to stay here? He loves her, he loves her, she always, always, always was his, his, his to watch as she drains away.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Jareth - Complete