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Author has written 2 stories for Elder Scroll series, Final Fantasy VII, Assassin's Creed, and Fallout.

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Bad Ideas Make The Best Stories by Noesebi reviews
Introduction story of Fabio Melozzi, a young and reckless Borgia guard. By disguising himself as one of the assassins, he actually manages to infiltrate the brotherhood. But of course, when a plan looks like it's going to work out, something is about happen to make things harder. When in Rome, do as the romans do.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,580 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Ezio A., Apprentice, OC
Dogged by FuzzyBunsOfSteel reviews
Adam encounters an augmented version of Medusa on one of his missions. After confronting her and her hulking sidekick, Adam learns that a man named Rayne Martial has been working for several years on augmenting animals for use as weapons. The Medusa, named Cori, is hospitalized and Adam watches her dog. Begrudged, Adam soon finds out there is more to the dog than meets the eye.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 69,292 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 5/28/2012
My Disjointed Life by Pendrum reviews
Cloud Strife is just a typical first year university student trying to make it on his own. Throw in two attractive female students, crazy demanding professors, psychotic classmates, along with other challenges and you've got yourself a story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,129 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 12/28/2005
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,690 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 2,875 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Twice the Tribulation by PhoenyxVyxen reviews
[Used to be Tricky, Twisty Trances] Anthology. Desmond Miles enjoys living his lonesome life without any problems to fret over except his own: his ancestors, Altair Ibn-La'Ahad and Ezio Auditore, as roommates. What calamity, mayhem, and romance awaits with the Assassins? Alt/Des/Ez. Yaoi.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,839 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Ezio A.
One Winged l'Cie by AbyssKeeper reviews
Seph wants another chance. His mission? Help the l'Cie. Can the SOLDIER legend change or will he become the One Winged Angel again? Please Read and Review. Post-AC, during FF13.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,268 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 8/3/2010 - [Sephiroth, Lightning] - Complete
What A Conveniently Placed Chest by xYunieluvsTidusx reviews
Ever noticed those conveniently placed treasure chests when you've been travelling Spira? Imagine if Tidus was the only one who could see them...UPDATE:CHAPTER 6 NOW UP.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Tidus
Intelligent Conversation by RegenesisX reviews
In which Cloud and Genesis add their two cents to the plethora of urban myths and conundrums regarding their comrades and coworkers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,620 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R.
Space Pirate Confederation by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
The story's always more interesting when it's about the villains. Throughout the series, Ridley sorely wishes this were not true. See what the pirates do behind the scenes on Zebes, Tallon IV, Aether, SR388 and the like; it all makes him hate life more.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,681 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Samus A., Ridley, Kraid
Hojo's Torture by Tiryn reviews
This is basically a one-hundred or more drabble that consists of torturing and/or killing Hojo. Please do read if you are a Hojo killer and enjoy watching him die many times over.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
The Minstrels' Revenge by Jack Spheniscidae Enterprises
Across Italia, Minstrels have suffered Ezio's abuses. And they have had enough - but will numbers be enough to stop Ezio? Rated IM for Immature!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,851 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Ezio A. - Complete
Deadpool and Venom's Big Adventure by Rahkshilord reviews
The Venom Symbiote has grown sick of lackluster hosts, it wants Brock back. in the wake of this reunion Deadpool is hired by the kingpin to take out Venom, But soon things take a wrong turn and two unlikely heroes must save the day. Ha, Yeah right.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Eddie B./Venom, Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Hotel Dissidia by epicpiez reviews
After the 20th cycle, the whole Dissidia Cast learned to work out their differences and attempt to live in a hotel with each other. This random hotel will probably experience a lot of mayhem with the cast.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014
Stupid Names by LovelyFarron reviews
The alcohol was really beginning to get to her, temper rising for no good reason. She was above such petty insults and Edward was above giving them—usually—but the poison had taken hold of them both and she was beginning to lose her wits. "Then it's a good thing it's mah name to use and not yers."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Edward K., Mary R.] - Complete
The Adventures of Captain Scruffy by C. Allan Churchill reviews
A kind of sardonic view of Fallout: New Vegas, through the eyes of our hero, Captain Scruffy.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,668 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Courier - Complete
Observations by SHADOWoftheFOX reviews
Sephiroth tries to better understand people by observing Genesis, Zack, and Angeal. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't really help him much. -Nine out of ten dentists agree that you should read this fic!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,736 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Leave Her, Edward by Jlovesallfandoms reviews
AU Headcanon: Mary would visit the Great Iguana in between assassination contracts to see how her and Kenway's island was faring. During her stay, it would never fail that word would travel to Nassau, where Kenway always was, until he'd visit the Great Iguana to see for himself if Mary was truly there. This routine replayed countless times until Mary's untimely death.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [Mary R., Edward K.]
Shark Tooth by Xazz reviews
If you had a connection to people while alive you could sort of 'jump over' to their shark tooth. Desmond didn't have a lot of connections, or if he did most of them were still alive. But he was connected to some dead people. Slightly against his will he was connected to them too because they all were sort of terrible human beings. -one shot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Ezio A., Connor K. - Complete
Time Off by Wunderwrite20 reviews
Hope stumbles in on Lightning's night off and the poor kid can't seem to do anything right.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Hope, Lightning - Complete
A day of catastrophes in the life of Vincent by Nacina reviews
A fanfiction about the many things that can go wrong when Yuffie decides to hang out with Vincent for a day.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,902 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Rock, Paper, Scissors by Xazz reviews
5 times Altair and Maria did and didn't ruin their sex life and the 1 time someone ruined it for them. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Altaïr, Maria T., Darim - Complete
Beneath the Helmet by ShadowedSword21 reviews
Nobody knows who Six is, or what he looks like, but can an afternoon drinking coffee change that? Only one way to find out!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Tropas Sopas by Anime Borat reviews
Troop Soup. Soup and the Cold War collide as we join Mason, Hudson, and Weaver on a mission to save the world from ruthless Commies and there plot to rule the world.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - A. Mason
101 & Co by Dances With Pandas reviews
101 & company have done the whole 'hero' thing. Now it's time for a well deserved pint in Moriarty's Tavern. -Prequel to Companion Care-
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,278 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 5/17/2010
Everybody Loves Cloud by CrisisChild reviews
One happy, hapless day in Shinra, Cloud's hair falls into one of Hojo's concoctions - a vat of mako laced with a strong aphrodisiac meant for Sephiroth. The strangest day for Cloud ensues. Cloud x everyone in Shinra
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,807 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
The Adventures of Lydia by TheFantasyNerd reviews
The Dragonborn has come. Only problem? She's a bipolar, insane Argonian who tends to run while her companion fights. This is the story of Skyrim, from Lydia's point of view. T for lots of stabbing, rampages, and Shouting at chickens.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012
I hate Zombies by Dantalion reviews
Stuck in a hotel surrounded by zombies, Task Force 141 tries their best to deal with the situation, little did there was a bigger surprise just waiting for them.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost
Pranks by Bleach Fox reviews
*Disclaimer* I do not own the Modern Warfare 2 or the characters. No copyright infringement intended. Ghost hated being pranked with a passion & everyone knew it. But every year someone would play a prank on him & guess who his roomate was? Me. 3rd FF!
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,939 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Ghost, Gary Sanderson/Roach - Complete
Everyday Challenges by Irish-Brigid reviews
Snippets of life, mostly centered around Cloud. Compilation compliant. Cloti. Het. Not told in chronological order and updated when I feel like it and/or have something to post.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,439 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Cloud S.
Dying Gets Boring After a While by Eternal Nocturne reviews
Link dies... Over and over and over! Stories within a story. -Any universe, any pairing-
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,309 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Link
Three SOLDIERs and a Lady by CrisisChild reviews
AU Angeal always considered himself to be quite responsible and honorable and his mettle is put to the test when an unexpected turn of events leaves him a father. And Genesis and Sephiroth as unwitting 'uncles'.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,221 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Angeal H., Genesis R.
The Kitten Conundrum by LittleShinikami reviews
While out on a walk Archer finds a stray kitten and falls head over heels for her. But pets aren't allowed on base. Will he be able to keep her a secret from MacTavish?
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,775 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Archer, Toad, Gary Sanderson/Roach, MacTavish/Soap
We're where now? by harveykaiba reviews
Two game commentators from the group known as the "creatures" have appeared on Reach as Spartans, and together, along with Noble team, they must fight for survival
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Dissidia: A Taste of Life by megasean3000 reviews
To stop the cycle of conflict, Cosmos takes her eleven warriors to a world resembling Earth, in order to live happy and peaceful normal lives. But will the warriors cope with regular life, and will the forces of Chaos find them?
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,033 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Onion Knight, Terra B.
Modern Day Assassins by Mephiles the Dark Spartan reviews
When Desmond is forced to flee to the City of New York for not-revealed reasons, he encounters some familiar faces who are forced to try to blend into modern-day situations. Some of them are… harder to get used to than others. Rated T just in case.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,791 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
The Wolf and the Jackal: An ACIII Story by MetalSetter reviews
What happens when I, an average 13-year-old tomboy gets thrown into the world of Assassin's Creed? And even more so, what about when I meet an assassin? Rated T for some cursing and minorly suggested themes. I do not plan on it being any higher. at all.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,024 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Connor K.
The Same Old Tune by simsun300 reviews
It isn't everyday that you get thrown back in time to change history. I never expected I would discover plots that run deeper than plan A and plan B, and I never expected to be smack dab in the middle of them, either. Yet here I am, being sought after by Templars and protected by one of the most dangerous men I know. But my question is, when can I go back home? ohpoopsummarychange.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Connor K.
That Darn Chicobo by PipTheAlmighty reviews
Of all the things Sephiroth expected to find when he walked into his office this morning, a yellow ball of fluff sleeping in his office chair was not one of them. S/C possible ASGZC. AU. Yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,051 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
The Last Hurrah by Ellemgram reviews
It's been two years since Blutarch Mann's death and Redmond Mann's team of mercenaries disbanded. But when they're called together for one last battle, will the RED team discover they've been out of the killing business too long?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 101,094 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011
What the hell! by VampireVampyre reviews
Abby was enjoying her summer when all of a sudden...BAM the whole Auditore family is slap bang in the middle of her living room. Now she has a rather unexpected summer to cope with. Gradual Ezio/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,932 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Claudia A., Ezio A., Federico A., Petruccio A. - Complete
Dissidia 012: A random life of Madness by Apprentice To Fantasy reviews
What happens when Cosmos and Chaos send their warriors to live regular lives? Hilarious adventures happen! Watch as the warrior accidentally reek havoc on modern day society! Xover with random Anime and Games!
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,774 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Cosmos, Chaos
After The End by WateryMind reviews
A funny, sarcastic and hopeful vision of life after the Fall of Cocoon. Completely ignores XIII-2, may contain OCs and OOC moments from characters. Enjoy. LightxOC, HopexOC
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,562 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Lightning
You Novice! by Jadeah reviews
I've somehow found my way into this fandom, now Malik must put up with my behavour and try to straighten me out as best he can.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 49,149 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Malik, Altaïr
Deck the Halls! Deck Them, I Say! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Christmas fic. Cosmos and Chaos give their warriors the holidays off, and they try to enjoy the Christmas spirit. Key word: try. It's hard to be happy when your brother wears a thong, a bishie villain becomes obese from cookies, your arch enemy gets drunk, or an evil clown catches you underneath the mistletoe.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,658 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Cecil H., Terra B. - Complete
Philanthropy by written-roses reviews
Your handy guide to surviving the post SOP world. Rated T to be safe. Funfic. Comedic fail-ness. *IN PROGRESS*
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E.
Father and Son by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
POSSIBLE SPOILERS! Nothing too extreme, but if you haven't finished AC3 yet, then I recommend not reading. Haytham and Connor try to rekindle their relationship. And they'll do it too, even if it means countless headaches, petty arguments, and the occasional tear being shed. Non-canonical, non-time specific, fun little collection of drabbles.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,602 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Connor K., Haytham K.
Morning! by JustAnotherRandomWriter reviews
Altair and Ezio find themselves in someones living room...Ezio is tormented by an alarm clock, and Altair is mocked by a freezer. Please R&R, this will just be a bunch of one-shots, introducing the Assassins slowly to the modern world
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,250 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
OH MY FAWKING GOD! by Diana2412Assassin reviews
A young 12 year old girl ends up having Altair, Malik, Kadar, Ezio, Desmond, Leonardo,and Shaun in her house... Altair does not seem so happy about it... I'm kind of a beginner when it comes to writing stories... but it's going well for me. Warning: there will be out of character moments.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012
Wobberjack! Book One: Skyrim's Tales of Sheogorath by Paradox Dreams reviews
It isn't everyday a Daedric God of Madness becomes Dragonborn- but with Jyggalag stripping his powers, he'll need every chance he gets to survive. Adventure! Romance! Cheese! Come, Heroes! To Skyrim!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sheogorath, Jyggalag
I Believe I'm Not in Cyrodill Anymore by Meta Boo23 reviews
Having completed numerous grand accomplishments in his life already, the Hero of Kvatch goes to assist his soon-to-be emperor by retrieving the Amulet of Kings from Mankar Cameron. Alas, upon his return it is not to the place he started. Nor is it to even Cyrodill. It's 200 years in the future in Skyrim, and who better to meet than the hero of the era himself, the Dragonborn?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Hero of Kvatch, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Red Travels by FockinSwegBot316 reviews
The assassin travels the New England wilderness, going about business as per usual. But when he comes across injustice he is forced to help. Even if it may not suit his best interests and mental welfare... Rated M for relatively strong violence, occasional swearing and other things that may or may not come later in the story.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Connor K.
Gate Crashers by Feather Black reviews
What would you do if you woke up one morning to find various members of the Final Fantasy cast invading your bedroom? Warning: Contains insanity, sexual deviancy and other narcotics.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VIII & Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,803 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012
Playing House by YappiChick reviews
They might know how to shoot, kill enemies, and save the universe, but that didn't mean they knew how to cook. Crack!fic, post Halo 3, AU
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Complete
Teddy, Did You Schteal My Dempsey? by Sniper Typhoon Hedgehog reviews
Excited that the mystery box spawned in the starting room of Kino der Toten first, Dempsey decides to use it right when he can, but gets the ol' Teddy Bear. What will happen when he gets mad and decides to hop INSIDE the box when it disappears?
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,044 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Tank D., Nikolai B.
Fallout: The Novelisation by Flopsie reviews
Follow Player Name in his quest to find his father, Liam Neeson.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,184 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009
Hyper Lethal by Graybook reviews
The Master Chief, Spartan-117. One of only two to ever bear the rating. But have you ever wondered just what it means to be Hyper-Lethal?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Master Chief/John-117
Dating Advice by RegenesisX reviews
In which Cloud wishes Zack would just stick to asking Angeal about these sorts of things...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F., Genesis R. - Complete
Assassins Creed: Lasagna by maddy-liddell reviews
The Auditore family stands accused of treason amongst other accusations. It's up to Ezio to save the day.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Ezio A., Mario A. - Complete
Um, What the Hell? by Klavieres reviews
So, Zack agreed to go back in time to change a few things, yeah? And usually, in all the numerous Time Travel fics, the actual time traveling turns out okay. Unfortunately for Zack, he's still kinda, you know, dead. So how the heck's that gonna help?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,611 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Zack F.
Assassin's creed: Brotherhood: Adele's story by lulchan21 reviews
This is the story of Adele one of the three women in the Assassin's guild that happen to be one of the two master assassins among the apprentices. She has a secret passion for Ezio Auditore, but will she ever confess her love to him or will she die before she has the chance?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Apprentice, Ezio A.
The Wasteland Journals by LordFrostwind reviews
An alternate telling of the Lone Wanderer's Journey from Raven Rock onward. As it should have been, according to this resident Enclave sympathizer. (Currently undergoing rewrite, new chapters will be posted shortly)
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Colonel Autumn, John Henry Eden
Always Listen To Your Elders by Jadeah reviews
When Yusuf doesn't take Ezio's warning seriously, he finds himself in a difficult situation.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,094 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Yusuf T., Ezio A.
Uncharted 3: The Family Man by Glockenspiel reviews
Nate is bored out of his mind. Elena has some news. Sully chases a woman and fails. Chloe gets kidnapped. Throw in some AK-47s, immortal warriors, dragon teeth and a bad guy called Phil and we may just have another adventure on our hands! FINISHED
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 168,716 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
A Brotherhood That Plays Together by Ashlex in pearl reviews
...sticks together! A series of one shots designed to show what goes on in the Assassins Guild while Machiavelli and Ezio are away. Rated K plus for suggested violence and language.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Ezio A.
Failout 3 by Ninjaholic reviews
Out of all the man eating abominations, crazy pre war government morons,and techno religious dickheads in the wasteland. Lone Wanderer only truly hated one thing: His stupid name.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,396 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons
A Unicorn Killed my Horse by Rukia Blood-Moon reviews
Short drabble based off an Oblivion experience. The title should explain it all.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hero of Kvatch - Complete
Three From Heaven, Three From Hell by claire sorrentino reviews
Update: Story 3 - Sephiroth babysits! The Goddess Etro from Gran Pulse FFXIII decides to meddle in the affairs of the Planet FFVII . In her infinite wisdom, she give Zack, Aeris, Cissnei, Angeal, Genesis . . . and yes, Sephiroth, a second chance at life. The catch, until they discover peace, they'll be randomly thrown around the FF universe.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Aerith G., Cissnei
Kingpin by JGT-298 reviews
Ghost gets chosen to lead an operation to capture or kill an influential South American drug runner who is suspected of having ties to Makarov. Read and find out what led to the events of "One Thing Led To Another".
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,481 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Ghost, Gary Sanderson/Roach - Complete
A Lonely Day on the Rooftops by MintyAlfalfa reviews
Altair is wandering about the roofs of Jerusalem when something odd happens: a guard respawns! He goes there to check it out, but gets more than he bargained for... rating changed for swearing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Altaïr
We Stand Together by Jadeah reviews
A bunch of short stories about the recruits, because even they need some love too. T for swears, violence, bad humor, and such.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Apprentice, Ezio A.
The Courier King: Rise of a New Mojave by trickquestion reviews
By the time the dust settles at Hoover Dam, Courier Seth has got New Vegas on a string. The world is his oyster, and he plans to claim every last pearl. *Continuation of Independent ending*
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,185 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Courier
Requiescat en Pace ch 1 by screaming-eagle-of-flames reviews
Ezio and Altair meet in a strange way... with strange things brewing!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2012
One Thing Led To Another by JGT-298 reviews
2014. Ghost, Roach and Meat were at a burger joint somewhere in Brazil after a successful SND mission against a bunch of drug dealers. Everything was smooth sailing, until...
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Ghost, Gary Sanderson/Roach - Complete
Brian and Stewie's Road through Gaming by Bren Tenkage reviews
Brian and Stewie use a transporter to go through many video games. Rated T for language, violence, and very bad cut away gags. Note the Title Cover is from Deviant Art, creator is Spudoclock-Creations.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,744 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Brian G., Stewie G.
Master Chief Letters From Stasis by Kyia.L.Kenobi reviews
Was originally just a resignation letter, but after I wrote it I realised he had a few more in him. So here it is, ranty Spartan letters to everyone from Cortana to Injury Lawyers for You. Please RNR
Halo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Psychopathic Tendencies 101 by Nemorian reviews
All I wanted was peace... but, like clockwork after another five years, my life is flushed down the ol' irradiated toilet. A regulator with a grudge, a trigger-happy merc, a vaultborn lunatic... I know I'm not a saint, but do I really deserve this crap?
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,799 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/25/2009
The Greatest Story Ever Told: A Sephiroth Fanfic by Pendrum reviews
A collection of short tales narrated by everyone’s favorite silver haired lunatic.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,067 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 9/24/2006
Mission Files by Mirai M. Mieux reviews
One shots centered around missions and the daily lives of Task Force 141 and the Rangers. With the 141, simple missions aren't as what they seem to be, and with the Rangers, you know something will always happen to the FNG... Chapter 7: Roachcicle
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,935 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 10/30/2010
Good Cop, Bad Cop by G-POW reviews
Rorschach's Journal. Wasn't killed by Dr. Manhattan. Brought to alternate reality world. Met a thing called Deadpool. Wishing Jon had killed me. Hell would be salvation. Can't get theme song out of head. How the HELL did I end up being the good cop?
Crossover - Watchmen & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,900 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach
Elements of Fan Fiction by Aard Rinnae reviews
A guide to writing better fanfiction using examples from various series. This chapter: Prologue: For God's Sake, That is not a Proper Title, using FF7!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2012
How to train your Assassin by rivendellelve reviews
Ever wanted to have your own assassin? This simple guide will help you deal with the most common problems concerning assassins.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Complete
To All My Fans by Mystical Demise reviews
A letter from Genesis after stumbling across a certain site... Now with more Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Genesis R., Sephiroth - Complete
The Chronicles of the First Sons by Wolves Infinity reviews
10 days before the activation of the Ray Sphere. Kessler has to keep his cool but that seems impossible with a agent talking to himself, an obsessive girlfriend and idiot employs
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kessler - Complete
An Arrow To The Knee by typicalteenager reviews
The Dovahkiin, with a little help from Farkas and Aela, decides to find out why an arrow to the knee is so devastating an injury that it has put an end to many a Guard's adventuring career. Contains very slight Dovahkiin/Aela. One-shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas, Aela - Complete
The Party by The-Intensity reviews
Spartan 117 wanders in on a strange sight. A bachelor party. Cortana is being emotional, a marine is getting a lap dance, and Johnson is still acting like a sage... Nothing out of the ordinary. Rated T for a few adult themes and foreign bad words.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, A. J. Johnson
Modernacity by iguanablogger reviews
Some short stories about the AC cast in the Alternate Universe/Future/21st century. WARNING: completely random. Will be updated whenever I get inspired.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Connor K., Ezio A.
Aboard The SHIELD Ship by Flipper Boid Skua reviews
Based on the game, Spider-Man: Friend or Foe. It never did show the daily interactions of so many villains working with each other and our hero onboard the same ship. Please R&R!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012
The Past Meets the More Present Past by MagicalMisto7 reviews
A malfunction in the Animus causes Altair to land in Renaissance Italy with Ezio and his gang! What will happen when these two assassins meet?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Stick, Stones, and Broken Bones by ancientbruises reviews
It's been a dream of her to be a member of the Turks. And now she finally has her chance, but she had no idea what was in store for her. Starts after the Advent Children events. RenoxOC. Rated T for swearing and such.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 74,785 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Reno
I Could Make You Care by Tobias Corvinus reviews
Veronica Santangelo was just enjoying a cold drink at Trading Station 188 when a stranger caught her eye. Cryptic summary, good story. Rated T, may change.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,744 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Courier, Veronica S.
The New Vegas Life by Bren Tenkage reviews
Follow Ean as the courier as he tries to solve the mystery of why he was shot. A sequel to The Wasteland Life. Rating may change later.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,404 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010
Deadpool vs XIII by MarluxiaSasakiDoom reviews
Deadpool encounters Lightning and the L'cie. They fight. Crazy stuff happens. Pizza. Cheesepuffs. Sexy babes. Written by me Deadpool. Yep this is a description. Why are you still reading this ? Stop right now.
Crossover - Final Fantasy XIII & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Lightning, Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
He Did It! by Sabby-Sama reviews
The sequel to Destructive Duo! Now packed with even more zany adventures of Zack and Cloud in every chapter! Rated T for LANGUAGE.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
The Unsinkable Dr B by Seldavia reviews
Self-aware Space Pirate Dr. B has found a position as a scientist with the Federation, and Samus brings new things for him to examine. But nothing stays simple for long when Samus is involved, and Dr. B already has his hands full understanding hominids.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Why are Cecil's lips purple? by Sakura Sama 101 reviews
Was originally a oneshot but is now a serial, each chapter is unrelated to the others unless otherwise stated. The Dissidia crew try to solve life's great mysteries or share their epic misadventures. from cecil's lips to Sephy's one wing its all fair game
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 11/5/2009
The delicate art of recruiting by Tristana reviews
Since Ezio says he can handle the recruitment, Yusuf gladly accepts, not knowing what the Master Assassin had in store. He will find out that Ezio's style is more flamboyant than he thought. Pure Crack.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Ezio A. - Complete
Boys night out by Foopar reviews
Cousin, let's go bowling!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Niko B., Roman B.
Manual Not Included by Woodster reviews
Reno's first mission goes disastrously well. Pre-BC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Christmas Cheer by RegenesisX reviews
In which Cloud comes to the shocking realization that Genesis would rather deck those that deck the halls than spread the Christmas Cheer.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Assassin's Drabbles by flylikea36 reviews
One-shots and drabbles, completely out of context and out of time, but with the promise of hilarity.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011
Journey to the Old World by Valarious reviews
Before the bombs fell, a special Chinese submarine set sail in hopes to preserve their occupants, but quickly went wrong. Now the ghoulified crew sail endlessly until 200 years later, when they embark on what could be their most dangerous mission yet.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 12/7/2011
Deck the Strahl: A FFXII Holiday Special by BalthierFan6828 reviews
Balthier attempts to explain the meaning of Christmas to Basch. NO Pairings. Not meant to be a serious fic.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Balthier, Basch - Complete
Welcome to Skyrim by Laluzi reviews
Zariel is just a Breton trying to get through daily life, but Thalmor agents and renegade laws of physics won't stop getting in her way.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
A Very Noble Christmas Vacation by RikaHara reviews
Noble team is exhausted. So Carter decides its time for some vacation, and just in time for Christmas! yeah, its not xmas anymore, but I want to finish this!
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,496 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010
Lovingly Derailed by Emerald-Latias reviews
Just when Squall and Rinoa thought they’d been subjected to enough clichés, someone decided that derailing them would be just as fun. Will they ever survive this collection of one-shots? Mm. Probably not, but you can check it out anyway.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,951 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Squall L., Rinoa H.
Parental Espionage by Karan0617 reviews
Having to lie low after Shadow Moses, Snake moves to Florida. After a simple comment from Otacon, he decides to adopt three young girls. A collection of stories on Snake being a new father to three girls with some unusual talents! Please review
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,624 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - S. Snake
Renaissance Man by saltedpin reviews
Unfortunately, Cosmos' choice of warriors is entirely arbitrary. Reno/everyone.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Reno, Warrior of Light - Complete
The Offical Assassin Answering Machine by Skeletorian reviews
Everything is permitted...Leave a message. A simple idea i had and wanted to try.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Liberation by AugustinianFrog reviews
The Regulator grandmaster knows he is in his final days as a great conflict looms ahead for his Liberators. It could undo all the work they have done. Meanwhile, rumors tell of something that could bring more than they could have ever hoped for...
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 176,154 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Glitches In Rome by Nightingale13 reviews
What happens when a glitch strikes the animus while Desmond is reliving Ezio's life? This little peice of idiocy was inspired during my 9th grade Algebra class. Possibly more to come.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Ezio A., Desmond M.
Radscorpion Queen: Ascent to Power by Kitkatinahat reviews
Ever wonder how that giant radscorpion made it into that firehouse? FEAR NOT! For I have the answer! However you have to do this horrid thing called reading to find out how, sorry. :U Side note: R AND R PL0X
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,575 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
Walls by Follow-The-Firefly reviews
Crossover. In which Balthier's attempts to change Altair's fighting style goes a little differently from how he planned. Rated T for Teen. Shonen-ai ONESHOT
Crossover - Final Fantasy XII & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Balthier, Altaïr - Complete
Wacky Wasteland by KSherwood reviews
A series of misadventures across the Wasteland, taking the Weird Wasteland perk to the extreme! Legionaries are inept, Lakelurks learn to sing, Nightkin defend patches of flowers, and more! Each chapter is a separate story. Final chaper Xmas story!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011
Warning: No Guardrails by Matt Perrett reviews
A beautiful and touching ending...ruined because Cid couldn't be bothered to install some basic safety features. This story now has a semi-sequel for Final Fantasy X-2's ending, "Parking Violation".
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
Homework by Sabby-Sama reviews
Everyone knows Vincent has a dry sense of humour. Except for poor Denzel when he only asked help with a simple homework question.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,617 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Vincent V. - Complete
InSaniTy by evilly-innocent reviews
Zack is insane, that much is for sure. a collection of oneshots based on zack and all of the retarded/insane/evil/etc. things he does. Read and review please .
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,789 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Zack F.
For Gilgamesh, it's Morphing Time? by Broken Angel01 reviews
Bartz had a feeling he'd be meeting up with the legendary red-hooded swordsman once again, but he never expected it to be like this...
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bartz K., Gilgamesh - Complete
MORE Down Time! by Lordoftheghostking28 reviews
Link takes more breaks, much to Midna's horror. In this epic FanFic, he will discover why you shouldn't shoot bomb arrows at random cliffs, and how terrible snowball wars actually are. Sequel to Down Time
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Link, Midna - Complete
Didn't You Get the Memo? by TamIsMyFather reviews
An epistolary fanfiction featuring a series of memos that covers the entire span of Dissidia and chronicles the resulting hilarity.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 287 - Words: 34,590 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
Just get in there by Jadeah reviews
A little Ezio Altair snd Desmond moment. As well as more random moments and skits.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,386 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Ezio A., Altaïr
Never Wake A Sleeping Sky Pirate by Follow-The-Firefly reviews
In which Vaan learns why he should never wake up Balthier. Rated T for Teen. Implied BalFran ONESHOT
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Balthier - Complete
Jecht's Scariest Story Ever Told by miano53 reviews
After camping, the small group of Kain, Lightning, Squall, Bartz and Zidane listened to one of Jecht's "scary" stories...But, is it any good?
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Lightning F., Jecht - Complete
The Guards by Anarchic Malice reviews
Abramo, Elario and Covino are three average guards just trying to live life between the Lunatic Borgia and the flying Italians of the Assassins. Can they survive battles, cheeky children, minimum wage and more?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Ezio A.
Go Fish by RegenesisX reviews
Sometimes things aren't always as they seem. Heroes and villains need a break too, you know. EDITED 7/7/2014
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Sephiroth's and Zack's Musings by Irith Ayllistira reviews
Non-yaoi. A series of humor drabbles about Zack and the group. Contains Crisis Core characters: Kunsel, Cissnei, Angeal, Genesis, Hollander, and locations but no spoilers. After a long wait and many people asking the fic to return, SZM is back.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,246 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
The Culinary Catastrophes of Leonardo da Vinci by xahra99 reviews
Leonardo discovers a new obsession-cookery!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Leonardo da Vinci, Ezio A.
Unwanted Attention by KSherwood reviews
What happens when Vulpes Inculta falls in love with the female Courier. having no real idea how to woo her? Based off of the Violent Medic's original story, "Courting Rituals." Now with sequel attached!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,633 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
Mojave Adventures by The Norveyan reviews
Just a few one-shots set in Fallout: New Vegas. I'll probably add stories time to time.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Courier, C. Boone
Chocobo's Forest by Risika Kiisu Seto reviews
Chocobo's POV about when Squall gets his first Chocobo. Rated for some language. May have a sequal, or continuation, or whatever. R&R, but be nice. My first attempt at humor.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011
Dissidere by Sunnepho reviews
The war has ended, and Cosmos' Warriors have returned to the places in which they belong. But this is Dissidia, and it is never over. - Ignores DFF012. Slash and het pairings will exist, but will not be the focus.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
Dissidia Madness 012: House of Duodecim by SoulEmbrace2010 reviews
The new cast of Dissidia 012 are forced to live together. What will happen? o.O! Preview of Madness 14 is up!
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Yuna, Lightning F.
Project Gethinator by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
Tali may have a new ship and a new crew, but the forces of the universe certainly aren't going to let that stop them from tormenting her. Continuation of Inglorious Bosh'tets.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,400 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Smash Newcomer: Duke Nukem by Samniss Arandeen reviews
What would happen if Duke Nukem were introduced in the next Super Smash Bros. title?
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Duke Nukem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
Deja Vu by Klinestife reviews
Jenson can swear he's fought Barrett more than a couple of times already.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Can't be Tamed A Lesson to Nosy Ancestors by Xazz reviews
The Bleeding Effect makes it difficult for Desmond to enjoy his favorite foods and gives him some not so wonderful habits. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Desmond M. - Complete
A Bad Day Golfing by Ronin-ai reviews
Squall is on vacation in Esthar and Laguna convinces him to attempt a round of golf for a bit of father-son bonding time. Of course, nothing ever goes according to plan...
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,120 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Laguna L., Squall L. - Complete
Horrific First Meetings by ShadesofImagination reviews
Everyone has that fairytale notion of what a first meeting should be like...too bad they're hardly ever like that. Multiple pairings and chapters. Slashy fun.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Just A Glitch by someone-lost reviews
What if the Lone Wanderer was a glutton? A slob? Lazy, unmotivated and just plain crazy? What if she just didn't give a damn?
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Lone Wanderer
Down Time by Lordoftheghostking28 reviews
Even heroes need breaks. Midna and Link go on crazy adventures even on their break time!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Link, Midna - Complete
Cereal Kidnapper by InkNQuill reviews
Sequel to Eleanor's Cereal. A Serial Kidnapper threatens Johnny's safety and someone is causing havoc all over Rapture. Can Eleanor and friends find out what the heck is going on before it's too late?
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,040 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Eleanor L.
The Contest by NeSiQuis reviews
It's time to plan the annual SOLDIER extended training trip, except the Firsts can't decide where to go. Cue: Zack. Goddess help them all.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Nine People by Sheep01 reviews
Cloud Strife remembers. A series of drabbles in one documents without the 012 cast, sorry.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Cloud S. - Complete
Neophyte Romancers by S. A. Morley reviews
When Rundas discovers what Valentine's Day is, he is excited to present a gift to Samus... but what? As he and Ghor team up to impress their huntresses, the two spread chaos and hilarity - the ignorant lovers failing at each venture they attempt. Will they ever get it right?
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Rundas, Samus A. - Complete
RAMIREZ! by KaRath reviews
Ramirez in real life. They took his voice out because of explicit stuff he said. Warning, lots of language, but no violence, and definitely no sexual content. RAMIREZ, read, rate and review this fanfiction!
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - J. Ramirez
CCB Corporation Infliltration by Nadira the hedgehog reviews
A new product that will destroy Snake's life as he knows it is being made at the CCB Corporation and he isn't about to sit back and let that happen.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E.
How's My Driving? by Ceres The Unknown Angel reviews
WINNER OF NOM CON '11'S FANFIC CONTEST!: Prince Noctis Lucis Caelum was a car person, but there was one problem with Noctis and his relationship with his automobile: He couldn't drive it
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Noctis - Complete
Collision by someone-lost reviews
There's only enough room in the Wasteland for one Lone Wanderer so why the hell are there three? Features three OC's from previous stories.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010
Zack Attack by OhJay reviews
Squall get's a call from Laguna asking him to check out a monster on Lunar Base. It seems simple, but it isn't at all what he's expecting. Oneshot, implied SquallxRinoa.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VIII & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Squall L., Zack F. - Complete
Mannequin by Paladingrats reviews
I decided to change this to a series of one-shots! I hope you guys like them! No pairings, just eventual friendships with an OC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Angeal H., Zack F. - Complete
Bad Days Can Be Good by Soyna reviews
Cloud is having a really bad day that turns out to be not that bad after all.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,305 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Cosmos and Master Hand's pranks by EnergeticTwilightHeart1993 reviews
Cosmos and Master Hand decided to pull a few pranks to their warriors. What will they response with their new 'get-up? Will upload with each two characters. Also has hints of Yaoi in it, but mostly humor! Rated T for future chapters because of cursing.
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,595 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Master Hand, Cosmos - Complete
No Worries by Samantha Sheffield reviews
When the an enemy more powerful than the Turks begins showing up, Rufus is forced to hire additional help, a young woman named Juliet. However, her past is more complicated then she lets on. RufusxOC -I do not own any FFVII things-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,325 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Rufus
Storm by Samantha Sheffield reviews
Shinra gains a new member named Storm. Her complicated past leads them to run ins with old friends... And foes. *I do not own any FFVII Characters.* Also, check out my new story!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,909 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Reno - Complete
Jobs, Money and Chaos by sin2cos21 reviews
When Chaos tells his warriors to get a part time job...things cannot possibly go well. WARNING: This story runs off a HUGE amount of CRACK.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 116,629 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Garland
Barmaid Blues by Ava Chanel reviews
Edge is holding its first ever 'Beauty of the Slums' competition and both Yuffie and Marlene seem to think they've got a chance at winning – in the form of the sultry barmaid, Tifa Lockheart, that is. Post AC, hints of CloTi. Completed.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,762 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Tifa L. - Complete
His Second Childhood by Selim reviews
COMPLETE When Squall returned from Time Compression, he wasn't himself anymore. Now he must grow up again, but would having his father in his life the second time make any difference? Squall doubts it, but time has never been on his side.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,865 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Squall L., Laguna L. - Complete
Drunk Barmaid by WishingDreamer5 reviews
It may look like an ordinary bar from the outside, but once you get inside it's the other way around... but ten times worse. And how is Cloud supposed to handle a drunk barmaid that flirts with her customers? ...Who the hell is that guy, anyway? If he thinks he can get away with that, he hasn't met the wrath of Cloud Strife yet...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2011 - [Cloud S., Tifa L.] - Complete
Jealousy by Yatsuki reviews
Snow is not jealous of anyone or anything that just got relatively close to Hope. SnowxHope shounen-ai. Snow in denial. Add warning and disclaimer stuffs. Changed summary. COMPLETE.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Snow, Hope - Complete
People, Pleaser by RedSkyNight reviews
Laguna meets some interesting characters, all the while trying to make it through his journey. No one said it would be easy. Jecht is up
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Laguna L.
Test Of Humanity 2 by BaronOBeefDip reviews
A sequel to Test Of Humanity. Wheatley is adjusting pretty well to a human life and is now living with Chell and her roomates. But, a new foe may tear them apart and cause him to choose between his friends and the "family" he didn't know he had.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011
Welcome to the Neighborhood by Prisoner Len reviews
After being kicked out by his parents, Cloud moves to Midgar. Then he meets his neighbors. And he's almost positive that they're stalking him. AU; ASGZC. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Socks by RegenesisX reviews
Of embarrassed cadets and hysterical superior officers. EDITED 6/30/2014
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Watch Duty by Broken Angel01 reviews
All Cloud really wanted was a few moments alone with his thoughts. Who knew watch duty with Squall, of all people, would turn out to be so annoyingly loud...
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Cloud S., Squall L. - Complete
Falling out of the Vault by Athla reviews
The kid from vault 101, nothing more nothing less.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 30,853 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010
Cyclic Dilemma by Sinnatious reviews
One-shot. The reason why Cloud has all his memories in Duodecim, and Sephiroth doesn't.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Test Of Humanity by BaronOBeefDip reviews
When Glados decides to try a new experiment, she ends up placing a robotic mind in a human body. Question is, can the subject adapt to a human life? And, what will happen when Chell finds out? Will contain mild romance and weight gain in later chapters.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,929 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Phoney and Smiley: Back Into the Desert by Artensa reviews
What if Fone Bone decided to stay in The Valley? Not that much of a stretch and preferable to many. This is the first story on the Bone page to explore this, and also the first story on this page with multiple chapters. Struggle to cope. T for restriction
Bone - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011
What Would the FF7 Peeps Do For A Klondike Bar? by xXRoseOfDarknessXx reviews
What would YOU do for a Klondike bar? We don't care what you would do, because we're asking everyone's favourite FF7 characters!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sephiroth
The Power of Words by Platonic1 reviews
This is a comedy in which Cloud tries to impress Terra with his poem, but fails miserably... A comedy when friendly fire turns out very unfriendly... A comedy when you don’t realize the power of your words...
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Cloud S., Terra B. - Complete
Fruitcake Flambé by Reenie Bleenie reviews
Featuring two of the Bone Cousins, a holiday, alcohol, and an explosion!
Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
Call Of Brawl by LostInTehShadows reviews
What happens when Pvt. Miller from call of duty get's put in SSBB? A whole lot of madness...
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011
Operation Retcon by Some1Else reviews
Solid Snake discovers that the road to taking back the Patriots is paved with plenty of misadventures.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,822 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - S. Snake, B. Boss - Complete
It's not that easy by written-roses reviews
Snake has a tough time while on mission, Otacon tries to help. Friendfic First MGS fic!
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E. - Complete
Final Fantasy: Blade of Brothers by ThounderCatHatter reviews
Leon a.k.a. Squall comes to Edge city looking for redeption. He's looking for the Buster Blade to stop the invasion of the Darkness a.k.a. the heartless form Kingdom Hearts , but theres only one thing in his way is Cloud.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VIII & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Infamous: The Abridged Series by Adrian S reviews
The fun version of InFAMOUS; Kessler is a fan of Disney, Zeke wants to be a drummer, and Cole has possibly real or not super-powers.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Cole MacGrath
Metal Gear Merc by Nukid reviews
What happens when Solid Snake is followed around Shadow Moses Island with the infamous Merc with a Mouth Deadpool? Hilarity, and more 4th wall breaking than ever before!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2011 - S. Snake
apprendistato by Liebchen-chan reviews
50 themes challenge. There are ups and downs to being apprentices Just a glance into their lives
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Apprentice
Diary of a Stupid Princess by Yuki Minamoto reviews
Dear Diary, I'm really not a Princess. I'd say more of a Thief/Assassin/Princess all rolled up in one. It's not easy to be a Princess, I have to deal with fighting for my life, finding the right dress, & trying not to fall in love with "him"...
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010
Looking Back by AugustinianFrog reviews
The Second Battle of Hoover Dam is over and the Courier is looking back on his footsteps that brought him here. He finds that there is only one appropriate way to respond to the whole ordeal. Rant. Spoiler Warning.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Courier, Veronica S. - Complete
Metal Gear Not Included by daylightsdelight reviews
Our favorite soldier has earned a vacation. How will he use it? Second Chapter UP *Ideas welcomed!
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - S. Snake
Eleanor's Cereal by InkNQuill reviews
Somebody ate Eleanor's Cereal and she isn't happy, So Eleanor goes on a hunt for who did it.. But winds up finding much more than just Cereal.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,728 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Eleanor L. - Complete
Mission: Absolute Fail by DemonChick344 reviews
It's just another day on Gran Pulse, which means something's gone horribly wrong, so Hope must attempt to correct this. Will he succeed or fail this mission? Humorous oneshot!
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Lightning - Complete
Oversexed by GuiltyPleasures21 reviews
Fanille and Farroncest are established. Vanille and Serah are having trouble keeping up w/ Fang and Light. They talk about it one day, realize they have the same problem and decide to help each other out. Eventual Flight too. Chptr 2 and up are M
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,076 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Lightning, Fang, Serah F., Vanille
Tread Lightly by MuffledSnickers reviews
Lightning gets pregnant. Hilarity ensues as the soldier deals with a whole new set of issues she's never faced before and doesn't know how to deal with while creating havoc for the rest of the group. A little crack-y.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,337 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Lightning, Fang
Breaking and Entering by Sekihara Tae reviews
Cloud and Tifa know how to handle Reno.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Tifa L., Reno - Complete
Villians Need A Break Too, Ya Know? by Hidden By Shadow reviews
What happens when you put fourteen megalomaniac individuals in close proximity to each other? Chaos happens.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Ultimecia
Past, Present, Future by Zarelyn reviews
In the years since Cocoon's fall, life has finally begun to return to normal...until two downright weird teenagers turn up, bringing their own troubles along with them. LightningxHope
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Lightning, Hope
A Prank Gone Wrong by turtlegirl42 reviews
Electro has the perfect prank... which sparks a prank war between all of the super villains! Who will be humiliated the most? And will the superheroes eventually join in on the fun?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Max D./Electro, Doc Ock/Dr. Octopus
Confession: Failed by obsidianLight16 reviews
"Are you sure?" "Yeah." "Positive?" "Yes." "Did Balthier reject you again?" "Obviously-" Vaan cut himself off, cheeks turning red. "That's wasn't fair Penelo."
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Balthier, Vaan
FUBAR by Dakk Tribal reviews
Serah returns home from school to find her sister screwed up. REALLY screwed up... post-game. Made just for laughs. Please Read and Review!
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Serah F., Lightning - Complete
The Joyful Recruitment by girliegokuMandz reviews
This a short story on The Boss's endevours to recruit new members for her team, The Cobras. We are given a glimpse of how some characters of the metal gear solid series are introduced into the story.
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - T. Boss
Fix It! by Arctic Banana reviews
When ED-E gets smashed in an...um...tragic "accident", the others have to hurry to fix him again before the Courier returns and finds out.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
Visitors to Dissidia by celticskyedancer reviews
Cosmos decides to reward her warriors by inviting those closest to them to come visit them in Dissidia. However, random chaos results involving Zidane's flirting, Shantotto's whacky spells, and the feud between Cloud and Terra.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,181 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
Exdeath's Shameful Secret by Finished and Gone reviews
Cloud and Squall are upto no good. Ultemecia and Cloud of Darkness need a super model. Emperor is plotting to kill Garland but Exdeath....He has a shameful secret...
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,019 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Exdeath, Bartz K.
Sunny, Snake, and Otacon by Psychodelic Factory reviews
The story of what would happen after MGS4. *Spoilers* Note that this is a parody, and, odds are, will offend fans.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E.
Gems Are Bad, Mmkay? by Matt Perrett reviews
Zidane and the gang have an unusual encounter in the woods with a monster that just wants to get high.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Zidane T., Garnet A. - Complete
The Third Paradox by SamJaz reviews
Just when Squall Leonhart gets his head on straight, he gets shoved into an crazy version of his own past. Hilarity ensues, yet the world is still just as dark as Final Fantasy would be. Yeah. This will not end well.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Squall L.
The Legend of Humor: Twilight Princess by Kattheamazing reviews
The game we all know and love, screwed up, set fire to and generally mutilated beyond repair. Is there any hope for Link the camp elf boy and his sadistic pal Midna on their journey to collect the three fused cookies and defeat the despicable forces of marketing/ the demon king? *As you've probably guessed, on hiatus*.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 66,118 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Link, Midna
Inglorious Bosh'tets by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
What was Tali'Zorah doing during the two years after Shepard's death? Discovering that the universe hates her, apparently.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,157 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Uttering Strictly Prohibited by Scraggles reviews
Lightning, Serah, and Snow have been living in their new home on Pulse for two months, and at this point in time, they discover that there are just some things that should be left unsaid.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Serah F., Lightning
A Night in Empire City by DarthGrievi reviews
A comedic continuation of Two Ugly Men. Dana Mercer and Cole MacGrath try to continue their relationship, but run into some speed bumps in Empire City.
Crossover - Prototype & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Complete
Harder Than It Looks by QTXAdsy reviews
After mucking up more than usual, Snow decides that he'll make a surprise breakfast for his wife to make up what he has done. Though this proves to be, as the title says, harder than it looks...
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Snow, Serah F. - Complete
Talkin' 'Bout Chocobos by Sora no Kioku's old account reviews
Hope has been living on Gran Pulse for about a year now. He found a nice, small field to settle down in and built a chocobo ranch. Snow finds Hope and offers to help raise the chocobos, saying he has no place on Cocoon. Not anymore, now that Serah left. Discontinued.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Hope, Snow
Tavern Chaos by TheNinthCircleofHell reviews
When Zidane takes Cosmos on a date to the local tavern, they find it to be filled with the Warriors of Chaos. Zidane provokes the Cloud of Darkness, which escalates into a full-fledged barfight!
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Zidane T., Cosmos - Complete
Final Gear Fantasy I: It rained the day I was born by Lunar Fang Feredir reviews
What happens when two completely different dimensions collide? Uncertainties and panic. Surprising how friendship, compassion, love blooms in the darkest corners, most dire times, grim events.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Raiden, Lightning
Shadows of a Different World by applesaucex reviews
Rifts in the Lifestream and evil sorceresses cause Rinoa Heartily and Tifa Lockhart to switch worlds. But how will they get back home? Or will they even remember where they came from?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VIII & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010
Butt's In My Face! by Tamelin reviews
Oneshot Feeling sadistic? Cram ten exhausted warriors into a tent meant for four and watch them squirm.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
When Pirate and Pirate Meet Again by The Giant Daifuku reviews
Sequel to When Pirate and Pirate Meet. Promised to be freed from his curse by a shadow in a dream should he help it, Balthier returns to the world of the Caribbean to spring Jack from the Locker. This time, Fran has also been dragged along for the ride!
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,361 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Balthier - Complete
Elixir? by Muffcakeloverxiii reviews
Two-shot. When Cloud comes home injured after a delivery, he asks Tifa for an elixir. She gives him what he asked for, but it's different. What is it? CRACKish. Post FFVII with an alternate AC ending. T for swearing. Cloud is a bit OOC. Light Cloti and Zerith.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2010 - [Cloud S., Tifa L.] [Aerith G., Zack F.] - Complete
Jailbreak by Footloose Phoenix reviews
The result of putting Nathan Drake in the same jail cell as Cole MacGrath. Oneshot, T for language.
Crossover - Uncharted series & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Nathan D. - Complete
When Pirate and Pirate Meet by The Giant Daifuku reviews
When a mishap with nethicite and a Gate Crystal sends Balthier plunging into Port Royal, naturally he would get tangled in a plot involving certain undead pirates... will the sky pirate prevail and ever return home? Set during Curse of the Black Pearl.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,704 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Balthier - Complete
The Conspiracy of One by MythicElf reviews
Warning- Extreme stupidity! Ezio decides to play a trick on Altair, and it might not end well. One-shot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Half Moon by AugustinianFrog reviews
Sequel to Dusters. The Hudson River seemed to have its own legends and tall tales that floated around it long before the bombs fell. Now with changes on the wind, the Liberators have to wonder if they're getting caught up in the latest dark legend...
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 128,548 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Switch of a Lifetime by Paradox de la Paladino reviews
What would happen if Altair and Ezio accidentally switched places? This will be very amusing to those that have played the game especially those who, as I, have played it too much .
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
The Exotic Elevator by Finished and Gone reviews
After Sephiroth's defeat, Shinra built a transporting machine that travels to the other FF worlds. Cloud has to deliver sandwiches to Laguna Loire and he hates the new ff people. Everything was going his way until SHE had came into the elevator with him
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Ashe
Spotty at Best by I Am Sweden reviews
When the heroes and villains of Dissidia take a twenty-day long vacation, unlikely things occur. Rated for much sarcasm, Tidus-stories, harrasment in all its forms, and gender mishaps.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Risky Business by In Paradisum reviews
When one has to be a ninja, one has to be a ninja. Serah-centric. Oneshot written for prompt.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2010 - unknown
What Are the Chances? by googleit6 reviews
What happens when Nathan Drake and Elena Fisher happen across a bar where Desmond Miles and Lucy Stillman work? And what will Nolan North have to say about it? *Major AU*
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Desmond M. - Complete
ChocoComet by haikomori reviews
Of course, only Fang would push it far enough to draw one of these out. Who knew chocobos could pack such a wallop? Obviously not Fang...
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Fang - Complete
I, Pirate by Seldavia reviews
A solitary Space Pirate has an odd reaction to Phazon and starts to think for itself. The first story featuring Dr. B.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Ramirez, Do Everything! by ReadyFireAimEmission reviews
The World is at war. Makarov is on the loose. Could things get any worse? Relax people, Ramirez is oscar mike to save the day.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,252 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Ramirez, Sgt. Foley
The Star, the Night and the Bird by AngelWarriors reviews
Even Kings and Queens need a break sometimes, add a picnic basket and a chocobo and you get the perfect date. For Nightsky
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Noctis, Stella - Complete
Of Macaroni and Fire Alarms by Destined To Repeat reviews
Zidane and Steiner explore uncharted enemy territory: the kitchen.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Zidane T., A. Steiner - Complete
The Outsiders Part 1 by Taytay3452 reviews
Its a sequel to The Outsiders.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C. - Complete
Dusters by AugustinianFrog reviews
In the area that was once New York City, several factions fight an all out war, oblivious to a rising terror growing under its streets. Caught in the middle is a dysfunctional band of regulators crazy enough to do something about it. R&R. Finished!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,382 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Complete
Dissidia Tales by Meinos Kaen reviews
Series of one-shots about the chracters from Dissidia and all Final Fantasy. Now up: VI-VII-Guests: Love Square. Please, do leave a review upon reading.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Cloud S., Squall L.
The consquences of Vodka icecream by SunflowerWielder reviews
A drunk Lightning is never a good thing. Particually when Fang's the one who's got to drag her back to camp... and get a couple of shocks and a lesson about flans in the process... One-shot. Yuri, bad language. Weird pairing, but I hope you like it!
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Fang, Lightning - Complete
Allure of Honey by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore he would never wear again. Crossdressing. Everyone/Cloud.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Trust by Noctrix reviews
Bartz/Terra. Just some happenings between the two...and one crazy chocobo.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009
Sephiroth's Third Life Trial by kadajyazooloz reviews
After escaping his prison in the next world he returns to the world in which his second trial took place. Spira has been intergrated into the whole planet. Sephiroth needs to find his way in this new world, but can he? FF1-FFXII
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,316 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sephiroth, Ashe
Who watches the Smash Bros? by captainwii reviews
Rorschach, after a blast from Doctor Manhattan, finds himself not dead, but instead in the Smash Mansion, will he be able to conquer the challanges that await in the tournament? -hiatus-.
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
Acrophobia Via Aquaphobia by Superficial Faith reviews
Cole learns that his fear of water creates a fear of heights not of an unreasonable nature.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Elder Scrolls IV: Sephiroth by lady-yuna7 reviews
Sephiroth has been givin a second chance at life, but before he is free to live it, he has to help the world of Tamriel from destruction. Cross-over. FFVII/TESVI:Oblivion.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,303 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Sephiroth
Intoxicated on Air by flower on thewind reviews
Two cold cups of coffee. Two tired figures. One ugly deadline. For all those who know how all-nighters and irritated partners feel, this story is for you. ONESHOT. A/U-ish. Sight Lightning/Noctis. Note: no chocobos were hurt in the making of this fic...
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
The Misunderstanding by Yuki Minamoto reviews
Stella and Noctis are doing something! Noctis's friends find it the hard way! No pairings
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Noctis, Stella - Complete
A Solider and a Princess by Yuki Minamoto reviews
A solider hired to be a Princess's bodyguard, Stella Nox Fleuret. Let the fun begin! Stella and Snow
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2009
How You Doin? by Actually Anzie reviews
Answer to the challenge on qwerty91's thread! Noctis gets drunk, sleeps with a woman he barely knows, and the tale is recounted by said woman... Random, no pairings, supposed to be funny but probably isn't, oneshot, and completely plotless. Enjoy!
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
FFXII: Random Bits 01 by Nashiil reviews
After a minor electrical problem, our heroes find themselves trapped in the Stahl's caro hold. Getting out should be easy. All they have to do is find the door...and a way around Balthier's brilliant DIY ship modifications.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
Influence by kauzchen reviews
Desmond & Lucy, ACI. Because he is not Altair the 12th Century Assassin, he is Desmond the 21st Century Bartender. And it's funny how things work out that way.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Desmond M., Lucy S. - Complete
FF12: Random Bits 00 by Nashiil reviews
Final Chapter uploaded. Vaan and Penelo have planned a little get together with their friends. But they are finding that reunions don't always go as planned...
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,024 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
The Ziratchi by Lord Noctis reviews
Sequel to Journey Of The Outcasts.:The Ziratchi is launching attacks against the lifestream and it seems like he can't be stopped. At the same time i must worry about Sephiroth, who could return at any time for revenge. My journey continues. Please R&R
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,095 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Zack F., Sephiroth
Squall Leonhart in 'The Worst Weekend of All Time' by sapereaude13 reviews
It's bad news for Squall when he's forced to attend a leadership seminar in Esthar against his will. Cringe at Squall's social ineptitude as he deals with motivational speakers, seminar attendees, his teasing girlfriend, and a Presidential roommate.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Squall L., Laguna L. - Complete
Punctual by YACCBS reviews
Drabble-ish, set during Crisis Core. The real reason Sephiroth goes crazy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Final Fantasy X7 by DeLyse reviews
AU-ish. What would happen if the characters of FF7 had to play the parts of everyone in FFX? Warning: features Cloud as Tidus, Barret as Wakka, Tifa as Lulu, Aerith as Yuna, Cid as Kimahri, Yuffie as Rikku, Vincent as Auron, and more! Rated T for language
Crossover - Final Fantasy X & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Cloud Strife Can’t Get Drunk by mirrorshine reviews
More fluff! Cloud gets drunk and manages to spill some important info to Tifa! But what kind of info..XD
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
Advent Underwear by Lord Noctis reviews
This is what really happened between Cloud and Sephiroth! R&R Please!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Final Fantasy VII: Deadpool Remix by Captain Deadpool reviews
Deadpool enters the Final Fantasy VII story. Filled with romance, action, and collateral damage! My three favorite things besides Deadpool! I'm looking for people to do crossovers with Deadpool in FF VIII, IX, X, maybe XI, and XII. Any takers?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Shadow of the Colossus: The REAL Story by gamegirl244 reviews
What REALLY happened between the Wanderer, Dormin, Agro, Mono, and the Colossi in the Forbidden Land...-EDIT: STORY COMPLEDED-
Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Peach's Birthday by Stewart MacDonald reviews
Mario is trusted with the simple task of buying Peach a cake for her birthday. Nothin' to it, right? A lot to it. Stupidity, randomness and just plain irony lead to an epic tale of toilet humor, nutshots, and other nameless atrocities. M for language.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Mario, DK
Master Chief in Metroid by Grimore reviews
Master Chief has a wierd dream that he is in Metroid, some hilarity ensues, with a twist at the end!Edit: To those who like a goodwritten plot, then this might surprise you. First fan fic, so beware.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Journey of the oucasts by Lord Noctis reviews
WARNING:Self insertion. I have been sent into the world of FF7 and gained mysterious powers. As if that was'nt good enough i have befreinded Zack, the man who made Cloud a legend, but things turn against me when Sephiroth arrives seeking revenge on Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,825 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Tragedy Strikes by True Heaven reviews
Two years after the events of Doc, Life in Gaia has gone back to normal. But when Tifa Lockhart goes missing Cloud's world starts to fall apart. Cloti. R&R On Hold.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Tifa L., Cloud S.
Demon in the world by laiastar reviews
DMC Vs FF7: After FF7 Advent Childeren, Dante gets a job and is transported to Gaia where he meets his brother and the FF7 crew, will they be friends and defeat the demons Vergil let into the world or will they be enemys? R&R Please....COMPLETED!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,904 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Crappy Day by AmbiKitty reviews
One shot. Follow Laguna through part of his day, which goes from bad to worse. May add more. Please R&R.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Laguna L. - Complete
Literary Death by Beautiful Lady reviews
Somedays, you want to kill something. Even if it's completely out of character, you want to kill something. Laguna Loire is having one of those days.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Laguna L. - Complete
Reno's adventures in retail land by stormus reviews
Reno does his weekly food shop... and picks up a tagalong.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Reno - Complete
Metroid: Wacked Out Mission by Mikenator reviews
It's about me meeting Samus in a bizzare way and a dragon wanting a certain secret of mine. Takes place after Echoes just so ya know. CHAPTER 12 IS UP! Pleeeeeease review. No reviews, no update. Over 3,500 HITS.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,742 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006
Deus Ex Combat by Wilson Hill reviews
Formally called JC vs Mario, I have decided to expand this, adding aditional scenes of JC fighting whover is requested whenever I can.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 8/8/2004
Reno Meets Axel by BloodPuddles reviews
Axel and Reno have cool red hair. And green eyes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Complete
The Misadventures of Cloud and Sephiroth by demonoftheblackflames reviews
UPDATED! CHAPTER 6! CLOUD AND SEPHIROTH GO TO THE MOVIES!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 1/17/2005
24 hours for Reno by Different Perspective reviews
Just an ordinary work day for Reno... OOCness, after the movie.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Reno - Complete
Sephiroth's Birthday by Grey Hunter reviews
As Sephiroth is the birthday boy, Cloud has to give him a present. However Sephiroth is planning an evil scheme...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Dante vs Sephiroth by Poetic Sephiroth reviews
Dante and Sephiroth have it out: Devil to fallen angel.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2005
Parody Ex by Pen Of God reviews
A parody of Deus Ex. Constructive criticism welcome.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005
Prelude to Insanity by Chaos Silk reviews
Saved from Deletion by the fact that it's a gift fic. Will never be completed, but is good to look back on to see how much I've changed as a writer.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Tseng, Reno - Complete
Everybody Loves Raven by Magic Kaito reviews
They all had that special person on their minds. Sadly, it was the same one. Spoof on all of the xRaven pairings.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Raven - Complete
The Idiots: Christmas Time, Mistletoe and Wine by Nush reviews
The "Idiots" sees Christmas Eve go down the drain...no thanks to booze that is.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2005
Unnoticed by Dividend reviews
This is my first fanfic! The story continues where the movie left off. This is mostly about Violet, and it shows her "wild side" that is not seen in the movie... it soon only brings her and her family to trouble, as someone finds out their secret.R&R
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,157 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
Monstrous by Talyn reviews
Mr. Incredible faces the worst that humanity can produce. Can you fight a monster without becoming a monster yourself? Rated R for graphic violence, and implications of much worse. Reader discretion strongly advised.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Complete
Fear and Loathing on the Chocobo Trail by Xyris
Assume the position, SquareEnix! This little tale right here is out to get you in the ass!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2004
JUST THE BEST MARY SUE, EVER! by Bamfwriter reviews
The Mary Sue Litmus Test taken to the extreme. F words. Mild slash.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2004
Christmas with Cloud by qwerto reviews
Look into Cloud's unsecessful Christmases!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2003
Final Fantasy XVI: Revenge of the Fishglobe! by Hugh Jass reviews
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT READ AND REVIEW THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2002
On the Subject of Subjects by Rondy Peredhil reviews
Aerith and Cloud have to share a room together at the Gold Saucer. Hilarity ensues.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2000
The Quest for the Jade Monkey by Serpent231 reviews
FF7 and Street Fighter collide as they try to stop
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/1999
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Fallen Fantasy: An Interplanetary Crossover
A Courier, Fresh off the battle of Hoover dam is tasked with delivering a model of his favored gun. When the One-winged Angel returns from the dead though, Will John be able to stop him when he is rendered almost alone after rendering most of his support dead? And will he survive his destiny? frequent foul Language. Violence OCs OOC. Dark Humor.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,135 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Cloud S., Courier
Shark Tales!
Shark Tales can revolve around anyone so the setting is misleading. the first massive crossover is also sheer crack! will get a plot eventually. will help you save money on car insurance as well! just read with an open mind and have fun! OC.OOC. Extreme violence.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,278 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012