Author has written 20 stories for Left 4 Dead, Mass Effect, Naruto, Harry Potter, Anime X-overs, Assassin's Creed, Star Wars, Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！, Elder Scroll series, Prototype, Avatar: Last Airbender, RWBY, and Book X-overs.
Name: Saul Eustace Neuss AKA Soleneus. (Not really)
Actual Name: Wallace J. Dobbs
Update to All My Fans:
Rant: It's something I've noticed in both Harry Potter and other favorite series: Everyone seems to lack one thing, and that's common sense.
In Harry Potter: 1: Dumbledore left Harry at the Dursley's, even after McGonagall told him 'They were the worst sort of Muggles', with his reply being that they are the only family he has left. So? Every family has their black sheep, but these people pandered to the whims of a child, and their obsession with normalcy has got to be the signs of mental instability.
2: Harry spent ten-fucking-years in a cupboard under the stairs, and no seems to give a shit, not even Harry himself. It's like he thought the people who were supposed to look after him were in the right when they shoved him under the stairs and practically enslaved him to do all the chores around the house.
Naruto X Borderlands Crossover Challenge.
In this, you have choices. You can either bring Naruto in the beginning of Borderlands 1, Borderlands 2, or link them together.
Here's the req's:
No one really knows where Krieg came from, and he's not really telling. But…He wears orange, has a ridiculous healing factor, a blood-thirsty personality and a thing for women with blue hair.
Connect the dots.
You can either start the story out with Naruto in Borderlands 1, then being kidnapped by Hyperion and becoming Krieg, or just starting Borderlands 2 with him as Krieg. Eventually, he will go back to his planet, which has become over-run with Vault-Hunters.
Preferably, Narutoxharem, though where you'll find women beyond Moxxi, Lilith, Tannis, Maya, Gaige, and Captain Scarlett…
Anyways, if you must have a single pairing, then Naruto (Krieg) and Maya. Harem is preferred.
If going from Borderlands 1, then Naruto and Lilith.
Minimal characters from Naruto.
Rated M for gore, language, maybe lemons (maybe) and NIPPLE SALADS!
Come Chat with me or read my rants at Soleneus.blogspot.com!
I really want to apologize for my lack of updates these past few months. I do have good reasons, though. College, and new baby sister and not a lot of time have taken up my days. But do not fear! I am working on the next chapter of JoTWE, and re-writing AAAS, BLS, and publishing a few others.
It's hard, but I haven't given up on my stories! There will be updates, I swear on my keyboard!
Likes? A lot. Games, fanfics, several authors on this site, Naruto, Bleach, ATLA, Star Wars, and my own creations.
Dislikes? Stupid people. I don't mean people with mental retardation, those people are awesome. I mean people who hate others for no reason beyond skin or sexuality.
Hobbies? Writing, duh. -_-
I do hope you like my Stories, 'cause although it may not seem like it, I do work hard on them, and it's very important to an author to get reviews.
I am working on all my stories simultaneously, so be patient if your favorite story of mine doesn't get updated for a couple days (or weeks, for that matter) it'll get done.
Also, i may have said before that I don't do lemons...yeah. I lied.
Review my work! I'm serious! Alerts and favorites are nice and all, but need to know what you thought of it! Beyond 'Cool story bro.'
My View on rape in fictions, particularly Naruto:
Alright, for one, this way to common for something so deplorable. I hate rape in any form, and the fact that it happens so often says that there is something really wrong with some authors. From what I've seen, more often than not, Naruto is beaten seemingly daily, tortured and humiliated over and over again, and to add to that, he gets raped for no apparent reason other than 'Angst'. Besides my hatred of the act, the fact that his life is complete shit and then rape on top of that is just to far, and here are some reasons why:
1. Rape is a deplorable act that sickens me. It sickens me more knowing that happens very often to people who don't deserve it.
2. Besides the fact that there seem to be all these people who hate rape in these stories allow it to happen to a child of all things. No matter what they may think.
3. It always happens to him as a child. Let's overlook all these people who hate rape and believe a small child that cries for forgiveness and doesn't retaliate is demon, despite all the evidence to the contrary, it is still happening to a CHILD. No matter what these people think, they will be seeing a young boy getting violated. Despite what they think, either as a demon or a monster, they will still be seeing a child being raped in front of them. A fucking child.
Common sense may not be all that common anymore, but it's still A MOTHERFUCKING KID.
Word to the wise: Grow the fuck up. It's not funny. It's not fun. Stop it. Rape is a terrible thing, and it should not be used as a fucking plot device, of all things.
My new stories (Practically every one of them) are all being worked on at the same time, as i said before. I also have been going back through my old stories and i am in the process of updating and rewriting.
Read, Review, and enjoy my work!
Why We (the Fans of Naruto) Should Have Seen the Uchiha God-Hack Eyes Coming:
The Sharingan: Means: "Copy Wheel Eye."
Allows the user to copy nin-, tai- and other Jutsu besides Kekkei Genkai, and see through and cast genjutsu with eye contact. Also allows user to predict moves.
Three Tomoes: Mature, Experienced user.
Two Tomoes: Intermediate user.
One Tomoe: Novice user.
And then, all of a sudden, there is "another" level, after killing your best friend:
Mangekyo Sharingan: Means: "Kaleidoscope Copy Wheel Eye."
And this is why we should have seen this Sh* coming:
Name of techniques:
Tsukuyomi: "Moon Reader." In Japanese Myth, the "Goddess of the Moon."
Amaterasu: "Illuminating Heaven." In Japanese myth, the "Goddess of the Sun."
Susanoo: "Tempestuous God of Valor." In Japanese myth, the "God of Storms."
Kamui: "Authority of the Gods."
You see what I'm getting at? It's no goddamn surprise that all of sudden, those bastards are unbeatable.
The only Uchiha I respect is Madara. Dear god, that man is totally badass.
Character Profiles: Main Characters:
Level of Ability:
Naruto Uzumaki: Jinchuriki of The World-Eater: Unlike other fics of mine, in this one, Naruto wasn't beaten or chased by mobs. Instead, he was ignored by most of the population, with the exception of a few. He has Alduin from Skyrim sealed inside of him, who acts as a teacher and father-figure.
Because of the nature of the Seal holding the Kyuubi, which is meant to drain the foxes power until it disappears completely while adding it to Naruto's; Alduin's power and abilities are being copied onto Naruto.
Abilities: The Voice: Able to use the Thu'um for a variety of affects. Spell Casting: Destruction, Illusion, Restoration and Conjuration. Kenjutsu: Expert. Taijutsu: Expert in all eight styles. Archery: Expert. Sealing: Expert. Ninjutsu: Practically replaced with Spell Casting, though expert in Futon.
Weaponry: Ebony Long-sword, Ebony Dagger, Ebony Bow, Ebony Arrows (40), Steel Shuriken (30) and Kunai (20). High-Yield Explosive Tags (40), Low-Yield Explosive Tags (20), Flash-Bang Tags (20).
Apparel: Black Shinobi Boots, Black Cargo Pants with Red Stylized Runes, Dark Red T-shirt, Black Flak-Vest with Red Stylized Runes, Black Cloth Konoha Forehead Protector, Black Leather Belt With Red Rune Engravings and Silver Dragon Skull Belt-Buckle.
Quote: "They're not War-Paint. They're Clan Markings. I don't care if I'm not from a Clan; I can light you on fire, turn you into an icicle, slow time to a crawl and throw you five-hundred feet with just my voice. They're Clan Markings, you F* clown."
Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze (Hiko Washi): An Assassin Among Shinobi: Taken from Konoha at a young age by Ezio Auditore Da Firenze and trained in the Ways of the Assassin (Torture, Interrogation, Seduction, Assassination, Herbalism, Poison Making, Forging and basic Chemical Knowledge), he returns to Konoha after eight years of traveling around the Elemental Countries, making a name for himself as Hiko Washi (Flying Eagle), an Assassin that kills without the usage of chakra. Feared for his skills with his numerous blades, he is the only non-shinobi in the Bingo Book, and the only unknown A-ranked person in it.
Originally, in the first AAAS, Naruto was a bit of a goof who became serious in combat. Now, he is serious all the time, with moments of dry humor. The reason for this is that, no matter how he was originally, killing people changed him.
Abilities: Parkour (Free Running): Master. Kenjutsu (Daggers, swords, knives and tomahawk): Expert. Taijutsu: Expert. Lightning Ninjutsu: Expert. Throwing Knives: Expert. Evasion: Expert. Firearms: Expert. Torture: Master. Interrogation: Expert. Seduction: Master. Assassination: Master. Herbalism: Expert. Poison Making/Knowledge: Expert. Forging: Expert. Chemical Knowledge: Expert. Sealing: Expert.
Weaponry: Eagle Handled Long-sword, Steel Dagger, Steel Tomahawk, Steel Throwing Knives (25), Flintlock Pistols (2), Hidden Blades (2), Hidden Guns (2), Bullets (30), Hidden Dart Launchers (2), Poison Darts (20), Sleep Darts (20), Rope Darts (10), Crossbow, Crossbow Bolts (25), Smoke Bombs (10), Smoke Pellets (30), Incendiary Pellets (30), Bombs (15), Fake Teeth (Sleep Gas, Explosive, Smoke and Poison) (20), Hidden Weaponry (Not Including Listed Above) (24).
(Dear god, that is a lot of weapons.)
Apparel: Knee-High Leather Boots, Linen Trousers, Wool Socks, Wide Leather Belt With Assassin Emblem, Linen Tunic, Dark Blue Linen Assassin Robe With Beaked Hood, Leather Metal Plated Gloves (Cestus), Leather Assassin Bracers, Steel Shin-Guards, Flexible Steel Chest Armor, Steel Pauldrons.
Quote: "I think that, to be a ninja, you have to have some measure of insanity. The difference between me and you, is that, when you get pissed off, you crush people who cross your path with your sand. I, on the other hand, take an A-Rank mission and exterminate a camp full of bastards with my bare hands. Personally, I think my way is better. At least I get paid."
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