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Joined 05-10-11, id: 2910624, Profile Updated: 03-17-13
Author has written 9 stories for Thor, Avengers, James Bond, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Ironman.

When life gives you green velvet curtains, make a green velvet dress.

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My Original Wound reviews
"She stole your virginity," he guessed. "God no, I gave it to her. Freely, willingly, without hesitation. And also embarrassingly speedily." Tony's talking. Bruce is drifting. Continuation of the post credits IM3 scene.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Happy and Glorious reviews
M has a very special assignment for James Bond. For Queen and Country has never been meant quite so literally. London 2012. Loosely based on the Danny Boyle short film at the Olympic opening ceremony.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3 - Complete
Who Punched the Spike? reviews
All Loki wanted was to enjoy a quiet drink alone. Instead he found himself involved in a glorified pissing contest with a bleached blond vampire. Loki v Spike - who's the bigger bad?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Complete
Agent Down reviews
She'd ordered the shot that ended his life, then labelled him an exemplar of British fortitude in death. Appalling! Collection of Skyfall one-shots.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - James Bond/007, M 3 - Complete
Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Scotch reviews
What better way to spend Christmas Eve than breaking and entering your boss' home to play Secret Santa. Or should that be the Grinch? Set pre-Skyfall, but with a nod to M's bulldog.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2012 - James Bond/007, M 3 - Complete
Earth's Mightiest Heroes Type Thing reviews
Tony has big plans to turn the Avengers' recent exploits into the blockbuster motion picture event of the decade. Look out! Tony/Thor/Steve/Pepper/Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
The Girl with the Hammer Tattoo reviews
Friends don't let friends drink and ink. Except when sometimes they do... Jane and Darcy visit Tattoos Ink after a night out. When Thor returns, confusion and karaoke ensue.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,393 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Deal reviews
Jane introduces Thor to the great Midgardian tradition of being made to remove your clothing when you lose a hand of poker. Everybody wins!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
A Thorny Situation reviews
Jane has a problem and she's not afraid to try and solve it. Smut fic, be warned.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete