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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Sky High, Gossip Girl, and Twilight.

July 28, 2009: So, "Can't Make a Sound" is over, which is kinda sadfayce, because that means that I'm done "Can't Let You Go". Which is a misleading title, I think.


'Sup, buttercup? My name's Jennifer, so I'm evidently a girl. I live in Canada, and it's pretty ace, I like it. Whenever I'm bored, I daydream, which leads to a lot of the stories I write. Really. How do you think, "How Do Vampires" got started?

I'm half Japanese and half German. I feel a lot closer to my German heritage, and want to learn everything about its history. I also desperately want to take German lessons, but so far, I have been unsuccessful in my search for a teacher that is not related to me.

The Midway State's "Change For You" and "Is This Never Again" own my soul. Trufax. But I also enjoy such bands as Keane, MGMT and other bands of the indie-rock persuasion. Haha, okay, no, I have like, countless songs by JayDee Bixby, so my music tastes aren't exactly limited.

I read The It Girl, anything by E.L. Konigsburg, The Chronicles of Narnia and various fanfiction, and original fiction that gets posted onto the interwebs.

Family Guy is love. And American Dad. Let me rephrase that: Seth MacFarlane is love. And my future husband. SHUT UP, I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.

My hobbies include: writing, reading, texting, Seth MacFarlane, denying that I ever read Twilight, denying that Jacob imprinted on Edward's and Bella's BABY (EW!), Seth MacFarlane, listening to music, watching Supernatural, obsessing over Sam/Dean and Seth MacFarlane. AND FOOTBALLLLL. American football. NFL FOOTBALL. holla, NY Giants fans!

ONTO THE OTP'S:

Absolute Favourite Pairings/Couples:

The It Girl:
Heath/Easy/Brandon

House:
Foreman/Chase
RPS:
Omar Epps/Jesse Spencer

South Park:
Stan/Kyle
Tweek/Craig
Butters/Damien
Craig/Damien

Ocean's 11, 12, 13:
Turk/Virgil

C.R.A.Z.Y.:
Antoine/Zach

Harry Potter:
Fred/George/Percy
Percy/Oliver
Oliver/Marcus
Harry/Draco
Albus Severus/Scorpius
RPS:
James/Oliver
Daniel/Tom
Sean/Chris

The Misfits
Joe/Skeezie
Joe/Kevin

The Chronicles of Narnia:
Peter/Edmund
Caspian/Eustace
Susan/Lucy
RPS:
William/Skandar
Ben/Will P. (going to hell, lovin' it.)
Anna/Georgie

Twilight:
Edward/Jacob
Emmett/Sam
Embry/Quil
RPS:
Rob/Taylor
Jackson/Kellan

Supernatural:
Sam/Dean
RPS:
Jensen/Jared

Numbers:
EPPECESSSST! aka, Charlie/Don
David/Colby

Smallville:
Clark/Lex
RPS:
Tom/Mike

Real People:
Benji/Travis (So You Think You Can Dance)
David Cook/David Archuleta (American Idol)
Blake/Chris (American Idol)
KRADAM. OMFG yeeees. (American Idol)
Harry/Dougie (McFly)
Danny/Tom (McFly)
Ryan/Brendon (Panic! At the Disco)


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

If you think homophobia is wrong copy this into your profile

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Possession by SneezingLion reviews
Bella leaves to save the ones she loves from herself. What will happen when Edward and Jacob meet in their moments of weakness? WARNINGSLASH! Don't like don't read. You still read, don't flame. EDWARDJACOB!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,962 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Apogee by cassandrathevil reviews
Any normal teenager in the midst of a sexual identity crisis is free to keep his thoughts to himself -- but Jacob Black is not normal, and the object of his affection is privy to his thoughts. JacobEdward slash, AU in which Bella comes to Forks later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Jacob
A Common Need by Mysterious Wind reviews
Harvey Dent is in love with Rachel Dawes; there's no doubt. There's also no doubt that Bruce Wayne is in love with her, too. However, a series of rather poor choices on her part starts a chain reaction of unexpected events. Bruce x Harvey. -COMPLETE-
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,353 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Harvey D. - Complete
A Common Need: The Masked Vigilante by Mysterious Wind reviews
A Halloween-themed special continuation of "A Common Need". One-shot. Harvey x Bruce.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Harvey D. - Complete
Dirty Words by kitausu1 reviews
I accidently deleted this, it's just a little angsty oneshot edmuncentric PeterxEdmund PeterEdmund *update* second and final chapter has been added *update*
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Rules Of Dating by BabySpeed reviews
16 year old lindsey willows...her take on the dating game..
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 8/4/2005
Susan's Musings by m.t.dog reviews
Susan witnesses a private moment between her brothers and muses on the past and on how the present came to be. Peter/Edmund, which means incest as well as slash, and if you don't like it, then DON'T read it!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
To Reveal Secrets by Emi1988 reviews
What if Percy was the one who had found Tom Riddle’s Diary amongst his things and HE was the one manipulated? Worst of all, what if the young Dark Lord fell in love with his puppet, Percy, and decided to keep him, forever? PercyTom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,255 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Percy W., Tom R. Jr.
Super Ninja Ed vs Chuck the Norris by SubOrbital reviews
This is a Crack!fic. Cheeky, irreverant, politically incorrect etc. Do not read if you are offended easily and do not have a sense of humour. Summary: When Chuck-God threatens to invade Narnia, Jesus-Lion calls upon Super Ninja Ed to save it!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
When I Fall in Love by Nessa Sue reviews
Hermione is starting her 7th year, and ready to experience her first love, and she wants Ron to be that love. But what happens when fate decides to play a dirty trick on her? Based of the song 'When I Fall In Love' DMHG Dramione - Not HBP or DH Compatible
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,458 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blue Blood by Without permission reviews
Percy experiences a change in his personality and appearance. He must also figure out the mystery behind the visions he's now getting. Timeline from his sixth year upto his 20th age, OWPW slash! Discontinued. Sorry guys ; ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,677 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Percy W., Oliver W.
Butt Buddies by Accountabilibuddy reviews
[Slash, StanKyle] Stan feels awkward.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Deadly Love by DracosWifey reviews
Hermione is depressed and takes drastic measures
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
8 Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter by onepowerball reviews
RULE EIGHT: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,499 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Gil G., Catherine W.
Lapdog by jato unit reviews
one shot . slash . EdwardxJacob . It's rather humorous when a two hundred something pound wolf gets the idea that it's a twenty pound lapdog. Well, that is unless you're the one being sat upon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
The Hated Bond of Love by The Singing Hippo reviews
They come from two different worlds and two different pasts. If joined an unimaginable power would be released, and Voldemort is determined to attain that power, by forcing the pair to marry. Can Hermione and some ancient magic save the day and prevent
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bacon Sandwich Incident by Nikky's girl reviews
Sara is hungry and wants a bacon sandwich
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
School of Rock Music Video by Scary-Girly reviews
Have you every wondered what reallly happen during the music video? Probably not but who cares! Please R&R:-)
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 5/30/2004
Just and Magnificent by SubOrbital reviews
COMPLETE This is a PeterEdmund fic. So if you don't like that kind of thing, look away. Follows the movieverse and how Peter deals with Edmund's betrayal and tries to work out when Edmund stopped believing in him. True love knows no bounds.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 307,229 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Say My Name by NS- Leclair reviews
NS Nick and Sara start seeing each other in between the sheets behind their lovers' backs. All seems well but problems arise... who woulda thunk it.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,422 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Endangered love? by Wand Child reviews
Innocent invitations to confusing feelings..the fight for one boy equals endangered love...and mixed emotions...
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
Fang and Claw by Cold Drake Queen reviews
SLASH Jacob x Edward A broken heart can be mended only one way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
Wheelie Chairs, Blue Hawaiian and Strip Poker by Tabbiez reviews
Greg and Sara are stuck in the lab by themselves doing paper work. They get bored and hence the title. Wild things happen. Read and Review! I have been considering rewriting the fourth chapter, as I'm not hundred percent happy with it. Check for updates
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Sara S., Greg S. - Complete
Quenched Desert by NickyNooky reviews
Snickers! A New Years Eve to remember! My first story, please be kind.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is You by Sweet Preserves reviews
Just a little Christmas gift from me to my fellow Snickers… it’s chalk full of good ol’ Snicker fluff: Nick and Sara go to Texas for Christmas with the Stokes... and Sara's posing as Nick's girlfriend to get his family off his back...And Yes I'm aware Ch
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,942 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Nick S., Sara S.
What Are We? by Mysterious Wind reviews
REALLY OLD. REALLY BAD. It's only up here to make me laugh. xD
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,069 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Tomoyo D., Syaoran L. - Complete
I Saw Everything by takimiromy reviews
Short drabble about why Sara answered the way she did. Set during 4x4.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Sara S., Greg S.
The Trouble With Dads by FutureGreggo248 reviews
One boring day in the crime lab changes the lives of three CSI's forever. Story better than Summary. Please Read&Review
CSI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Greg S., Nick S.
Mischievous Love by StarJade reviews
Syaoran and Eriol are best buds (a.k.a : big time pranksters) , and when cheerful, popular Sakura and Tomoyo move to Hong Kong , they decided to make their lives hell. Until they begin to fall in love...S&S! R&R!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 3035 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
The Casecracker Suite by wifeofxasonnex reviews
Nick and Sara have to go to a teambuilding conference that is not what they expect.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,397 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Nick S., Sara S.
Nothing Gold Can Stay by TheMusicalPoet reviews
The CSI's find themselves solving a tough case on a victim whose cause of death in indeterminable. Catherine experiences personal stress while some ongoing feelings between Grissom and Sara are explored. For GSR, check near the end Completed
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,537 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Catherine W., Gil G. - Complete
Constant by D.M.A.S reviews
...she's there every night...he's there as well every night...constant...GC...
CSI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Catherine W., Gil G.
Retreat or Advance? by forensicsfan reviews
COMPLETE NS It was supposed to be a team building weekend, a retreat of sorts...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,747 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Unexpected Chances by DarkDreamer56 reviews
NS Sara's life changes dramatically...who will be there to help her get through it?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,443 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Sara S., Nick S. - Complete
Soak Up the Sun by DarkDreamer56 reviews
NS Sara and the guys spend a day at the beach. A response to EquestrianBabe's Fun in the Sun Challenge!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Sara S., Nick S. - Complete
Bloody Mary by Petrarch's Pillowcases reviews
Mary Sunshine: Ultimate pushover. But do those headlines really come from the goodness of her heart? Three times a week, Billy pays her for them. Oh, how he pays. [BillyMary], [BillyVelma] Complete.
Chicago! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
Don't Hide by SkittlesStar25 reviews
A poem about when Inuyasha finally becomes full fledged demon. Kagome isn't safe and she knows it, but what she has to do is the ultimate price. First time poet here at fanfic. please R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Believe In Me by CSICubsFan reviews
Sara and Nick bought a new house, a baby on the way and a wedding in 4 days. Will it happen, or will something put the whole thing to a hault?
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 18,425 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Sara S., Nick S. - Complete
Frodo and Sam Go to the Mall by Ode2Joy reviews
Frodo and Sam go on a shopping trip. Will their quest for the latest fashions destroy them? See them battle with evil sales people, bright lights, and over priced clothing! Extremely out there with many Middle Earth cameos.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004
Kotoko Cards by Ram3nchan reviews
PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME READING THIS. I keep it up for me more that I do anything else. It was written in 2004 and is really only good for a laugh.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Complete
Animal Crossing: Strange But True by Hoverboardkid reviews
The Reality TV Show where you learn more about your favorite characters from Animal Crossing! Sure to get some laughs!
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,377 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004
What's Different on the Other Side by melaniemelmelgirl reviews
Sakura and her best friend Tomoyo are nerds. They spend all their time studying, but what happens when the most popular guys, Eriol and Syaoran, start paying attention to them? SS, ET, R&R! complete
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,998 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Sakura K., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Into the Dark by Suicidal Mickey Mouse reviews
Sequel to Strange and Beautiful. Zack and Summer have to take Katie's little sister to the mall, where things go awry.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,181 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Complete
Witness Protection Program by Anigen reviews
This is the first in a serios about witches and wisards kids and teens who are in hideing frome evil forces.And Stuff. I know my summary Sucks But what can you do . Read and Revew. Warning: May incluse small mispeled names and such
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Hermione G.
Underneath by watnonsense reviews
Sakura needs and has decided to restart her life after her parents death, yet someone from her past comes back and haunt her
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Rock Got No Reason,Rock Got No Rymn by Basschick900 reviews
Zack instantly falls for this girl his father set him with with,but is she into him the same way hes into her? Or is she more into Freddy? And Freddy's been hiding something,from everyone. OK i suck at summeries just please read and review
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004
Reality TV Wizard's Style by xzaire reviews
Say whaaat? DRACO Malfoy and HERMIONE Granger in a MUGGLE REALITY TV SHOW for COUPLES? TOGETHER? You must be kidding! PUREBLOODS&MUDBLOODS; WIZARDS&MUGGLES; ENEMIES&LOVERS... THEY JUST DON'T MIX! FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,786 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dangers of a Camera Phone by forensicsfan reviews
Warrick's got a camera phone and he knows how to use it. (NS and GSOC)
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2004
The Difference in Her by Suicidal Mickey Mouse reviews
As Zack, Freddy, and Katie head off to college, they meet an old friend. She's changed from what they knew, and puts a new spin on their lives. Complete.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,862 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 31 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2645 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Strange and Beautiful by Suicidal Mickey Mouse reviews
Just when the School of Rock members think things have finally calmed down and they can have normal lives, a new twist comes, by the way of an...admirer for Summer. Sequel to Watch Me Bleed. A ZackSummer fic. Complete.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,451 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Complete
Watch Me Bleed by Suicidal Mickey Mouse reviews
Two School of Rockers share a secret about their homelives, and they've made a pact. What will it take to reveal the truth? A ZackSummer fic. Complete.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,690 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
I'm Too Sexy by liltrick89 reviews
Things don’t go the way they’re supposed to in Draco Malfoy’s life… and naturally, Potter is blamed. (And WOW! THERE IS A PLOT!) UPDATED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 5/25/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hogwarts Idol by Piper1019 reviews
COMPLETE! Exactly what the title says. Who will be crowned Hogwarts' first idol? Will it bring some unlikely couples together? Meant to be funny and wacky. DHr, HG, RP .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Attack of the MarySue and Clichés! by Swimmerkitti reviews
I got sick of reading all the stupid stories with Mary-Sues and clichés. So sick of them that I combined the elements that appeared most often to write the most horrific story possible. Read at risk of losing IQ points. You have been warned!
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 5/8/2004
The Psycho Chronicles by Swimmerkitti reviews
Rated R for the sugar-induced craziness of me and my 3 best friends who wrote this.This, sadly, is nothing like my first School of Rock fic.Read at the risk of losing all sanity!
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 3/31/2004
Absolutely Perfect by Swimmerkitti reviews
A one shot Katie’s POV of School of Rock’s first tour ever. A summer that changed her life.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Complete
Fitting Together by CathGilLove reviews
A new CSI joins the team. Part of her life makes Gil realize what might be happening to him. Gil and Catherine grow closer and Greg discovers that Nick is secretly seeing Sara.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Complete
Dark Waters of Ecstasy by Starlit Night reviews
“Do you wish me to continue?” he asked, already knowing the answer. "Never stop," Hermione breathed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,626 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/29/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hidden Behind Silver Eyes by Miyukisetsu reviews
How could anyone love Malfoy? A HG/DM Fic. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,600 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Crystal Tears by StarJade reviews
Syaoran is a Prince , and is getting forced to get married. At first they hate each others guts. Syaoran vows never to fall in love with Sakura , but little by little , his vow falls apart. PLEEZ r&r! completed
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,081 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Syaoran L., Sakura K. - Complete
Ginnys Diary by Cute Hermione reviews
Fred and George find Ginnys Diary
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2001 - Ginny W., George W.
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Can't Let You Go reviews
Sequel to Can't Tell Me Nothing and Can't Make a Sound. Jacob and Edward are finally happy together, up until the point where Billy returns.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,318 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Can't Make A Sound reviews
Slash, MALE PREGNANCY, sequel to "Can't Tell Me Nothing" Jacob and Edward deal with the aftermath of their bonding and the return of Amabel. Rated M for language, mpreg and safety.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,667 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Wish reviews
one-shot Edward wishes he could do something only humans--and werewolves, apparently--can do. Not as dirty as the summary makes it sound.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Can't Tell Me Nothing reviews
SLASH, JacobxEdward, don't like, don't read After similarly weird feelings, Jacob and Edward must find the truth behind a prophecy they have to fulfill, while keeping poor Bella out of the know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,270 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
How Do Vampires reviews
Jacob asks Edward an uncomfortable question. Yes, it's JacobxEdward pairing, yes, they're gay, yes I realize it's not canon, and yes I don't give a rat's behind. 100-word fluffy drabble.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Little of Your Time reviews
WARNING: Contains slash and spoilers. Show based. ChuckEric. That's right. ChuckEric. Details inside. Rated M to be safe, may be dropped later. Would be rated Tplus if there was such a thing.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
The Diary of Ginny Weasly reviews
Ginny writes all of her feelings in a new diary, but unfortunately, the diary makes her life more miserable than it already is. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Ginny W., Neville L.
Polar Opposites reviews
Mild WarrenLayla. Summary inside. COMPLETE R&R please.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Complete
The Goldenwater Hotel reviews
Hermione becomes Head Girl and Draco becomes Head Boy....Guess what happens next.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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