Hi, I'm lacrossefreak100!!!!!
I AM AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways, virtual cookie basket to y'all who are reading my profile! Here is some info about me:
1. I AM AWESOME!!!
2. My Favorite Color Is Purple!
3. I Am Obessed With The Hunger Games Trilogy and The Maximum Ride Series!!!
4. I Think Koalas and Kangaroos are AWESOME!!!
5. I Love To Read FanFiction!
6. I (DUH!) love to write!
7. I love to read!
8. I love MATH!
9. I am obessed with the Dallas Cowboys!
10. Again, I AM AWESOME!!!
Keep Reading, although it might be a bit long...
My Top 5 Favorite Hunger Games Charecters are:
1. Foxface! She is so AWESOME!!!
2. Peeta! I'm Team Peeta, so I think he ROCKS!!!
3. Finnick! He so funny and cool.
4. Prim! So sweet.
5. Johanna. Except for in those 'weird' parts. *shudder*
My Favorite Maximum Ride Charecter is:
ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is so AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Peeta or Gale: Peeta!!! Sorry OJ!
Fang or Dylan: Well, probably Dylan, because Fang ditched Max, but then again, Dylan is progammed to love Max, so, Team ANGEL!
Edward or Jacob: Well I've never read Twilight, but Edward, I just don't like him, so I guess Jacob, but I don't really care...
Quick! Pick your Top Twelve Fave Charecters and what book they're from:
1. Foxface (Hunger Games)
2. Jace (City of Bones)
3. Angel (Maximum Ride)
4. Finnick (Hunger Games)
5. Dylan (Maximum Ride)
6. Peeta (Hunger Games)
7. Luke (City of Bones)
8. Nudge (Maximum Ride)
9. Clary (City of Bones)
10. Johanna (Hunger Games)
11. Max (Maximum Ride)
12. Prim (Hunger Games)
5 and 1
Foxface and Dylan!?!? Huh, well, weird because I don't even think they know each other!
7 killed 9
Luke killed Clary? Well, Clary is Luke's niece, so I highly doubt that.
10 besties with 3
Johanna and Angel BFFs? Well they're both deadly, but Angel is 7 and Johanna's, like, 20, so I kinda don't think that's gonna happen.
9 kissing 6
Clary kissing Peeta? Na-no!!! Peeta's mine Clary! Go kiss Simon!
4 secretly in love with 12
Finnick in love with Prim? Finnick is with Annie!!! And Prim is dead, sadly :( So, NO!
2 and 4
Finnick and Jace?!?! Uh, they are both hot, but no!
1 killing 7 to protect 9 who's two timing 6 and 3?
Foxface killing Luke to protect Clary who's two timing Peeta and Angel! What the Heck! 1. Foxface doesn't kill people. 2. Luke is a were-wolf so he'd be hard to kill. 3. Why would Foxface protect Clary? 4. Clary, let me tell you something for the second time, PEETA IS MINE!!! And Angel is a 7-year-old, so I guess that wouldn't work!
1 and 6
Foxface and Peeta! I have to say this again, even to my fave charecter, PEETA IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So lay off! This will not work!
2 secretly married 9
Jace secretly married to Clary!?!? They are siblings, so that would be very wierd!!! Though not impossible...
2 with 7 but 3's not happy and takes her rage out by stabbing 6 which results in 4 crying and 9 and 1 making out?
Finnick is dating Luke but Angel isn't happy by stabbing Peeta (NO!) which results in Jace crying and Clary and Foxface making out?!?! THat is soooooo weird! First, Luke and Finnick is just weird! Second, Angel will not stab my Peeta! Even if she mind controls me to not prevent her, well, some how I'll save Peeta! Third, Why would Jace cry over Peeta? I mean, I know I would, but Jace doesen't even know Peeta, but Peeta is a likeable person, so I can see why Jace would cry. Fourth, Foxface and Clary would not go that low! So, that is not possible!!!
My Promise to The Hunger Games!
I promise to remember Rue
If a little girl ever pets a goat
When I toss some wood in the fire
The Capitol will cross my mind
I’ll always think of Glimmer
Whenever I watch a reality show
I swear to think of Cato
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
A poem By: Max
White is the color of little bunnies with pink noses
White is the color of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky.
White is the color of soft-serve ice cream in a cone
White is the color of angels’ wings and Angel’s wings
White is the color of brand-new ankle socks fresh out of the bag
White is the color of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels
White is the color of every last freaking, gol-danged thing you see for endless miles and miles if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you are so sure you can do because you feel like if you see any more whiteness- wonder bread, someone’s underwear, teeth-you will completely and totally lose your ever-loving mind and wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City, muttering to yourself
Sadest Poem Ever: I cried, can you not cry to this?
A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here
The black man turned around and stood up.
I think this is SOOOOOO SAD!!!!
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
10. Taylor (a.k.a Taber, inside joke, I know Pokela if she is reading this is laughing!)
4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner! What Happens:
Sierra invites Erin and Sam to dinner. Well, Sierra would get annoyed with Erin, even if they are besties, and Erin would give Sam a black-eye because she would elbow him in the eye while she was turning around, and hit him in the eye with her elbow (she did this in 4th grade, so I just had to add it in here). That's how it would go!
9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class, what happens:
Ben tries to get Christy to go to a yoga class, and it won't work. Christy like yoga, but she won't go with Ben, just because. (Sorry Ben if you are reading this, but it's true!) She would go with me though!
You have to stay at a friend house and it's either 1 or 6's house, who do you choose:
Either Myself or Talia? Well, since Talia is really the only actual friend option, I'd go with that!
4 mugs you in an alleyway, who comes to your rescue, 10, 2 or 7:
I doubt Sierra would mug me, but since in this thingamigig says she did, I don't think Taylor could take her on, and Ab (no offense to either of you!), and I don't think Hyrum would save me, so I would save myself, which I think I could do!
1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening?:
Well, like my friend Momoloveslife5th-6th said, I would eat ALL the cookie dough!
7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?:
Hyrum kidnaps Ab, and demands something from Christy. Well, I think he would ask for... a bow and arrow. Because he wants to be just like Gale when he grows up! JK!!! Though he does like Gale!
You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you choose?
Well, I can't really meet with myself since I'm already with myself, so again, Talia!
10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?:
Taylor challges Sierra to a chariot race because... I don't know why, Taylor can be soooo confusing some times!
2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...their reaction?:
Ab and Hyrum making out, then my odd fried Taber/Taylor walks in. She would see them and yell " Ooh La La, I'll leave you love birds alone!" Then she leave the room and tell everyone. Believe me, she would. She's not a blabber-mouth but there are things she would tell EVERYONE, and this would be one of those things.
Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?:
Everyone vs. Erin!!! BRING IT ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!!!!!
Why is 7 afraid of 6?:
Well, I don't ever remember Hyrum being afraid of little Talia, just him thinking she's WACKO!
10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?:
Taylor would tell us a very strange story, we'd all laugh, and then pass it down through the generations!
3,4,6 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?:
Well, first of all Sam wouldn't go to the zoo for his b-day, but if he did, Erin, Sierra and Talia would give him... Erin would give him something odd and a black-eye, Sierra would give him a lacrosse stick, and Talia would give him, either nothing or a big bag of candy.
Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside your house. Why are they protesting? What do you do?:
They are protesting because they are super jealous of my awesomeness, and I would just ignore them, because that is soooo typical of them!
9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?:
Ab would get sooooo mad! She would kill Ben, and then she would like throw his body off a cliff for good measure. Then she would o into a depressed state that lasted forever, until she meets the guy of her dreams!
6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save 1 or themselves?:
Talia wouldn't save me! She would take the oppertuinity to save herself and run! And I would save myself by stunning whatever was threatning me with my awesomeness, then I would run and get mad at Talia.
5 is trapped in a cave and 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?:
Christy is trapped, and I think Taylor would save her though I'm not sure...
3 starts a day camp. What happens?:
Erin starting a day camp? Well let's see what happens...
4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pockey. 8 walks in. What happens?:
So Sierra, Talia and Hyrum are doing the hokey-pokey, then my weird friend Sam walks in. He would just join in!
7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good:
Hmmmmm, Hyrum making a pie? Well, he is in my advanced math, so I guess he would get the measurements right! Which means it would be good, but probably not great (sorry Hyrum
8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring food. What do they do?:
Christy and Sam go camping... together? Scary thought!
While they're camping they run into Barney. What happens?:
Well, Christy would ask to be on TV with him, just to be on TV, and Sam would knock him unconiscious with a lacrosse ball, and then run away screaming!
Also about six years ago in Indiana Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill.When she didn't submerge,the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom.The girls told everyone she fell.They believed them.
FACT: About two months later,16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't re-post it. When he went to take a shower,he heard laughter, started freaking out, and he ran to his computer to re-post it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later,his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer,with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even google her name-you'll find this to be true.
If you don't re-post this saying "they hurt her" then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. They hurt her...
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl:Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose-me or your life?
Boy: my life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after and says..
The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
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Fun things to do on the elevator!
SMACK your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
WHISTLE the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
OFFER name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
ON the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
SAY -DING at each floor.
WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
WEAR a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
WEAR 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
TRY to make a personal call on the emergency phone.
DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
TRY to order pizza from the emergency phone.
ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
LISTEN to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
SWAT at flies that don't exist.
OFFER to sell "preowned" gum to the other passengers.
SHOUT "I love this song" and start tapping your foot and humming to the tune-when no music is being played.
STOP at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
This is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad!!! Did it make you wanna cry, cause it made me cry!
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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this in your profile
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
District Twos fast
But I am faster
It's raining hard
Hard to see
Movement out of the corner of my eye
I see him
He wants to fight me
He wants to kill me
He can try
He comes at me
Sword on Sword
I tire him
He tires me
But I don't let it show
He cuts my arm
His swords hilt
Hits my head
I fall into the mud
Oh his woeful sword
Enters my abdomen
He leaves me to die
I see red
As the rain pelts my face
The flowing red waves
The red haired girl
Could save me
Or end me
Her sweet beautiful voice
It comforts me
In my final seconds
Ill end your pain
She slips off her bag
Her small green bag
And takes out a knife
Oh sweet woeful knife
She takes out a pill
A small little pill
And puts it in my mouth
My vision goes fuzzy
As it touches my tongue
It's so fuzzy
To hard to see
My body is numb
She brings the knife
To my throat and slash
There she goes
Her swift blade
Across my throat
Fill her eyes
Why am I so surprised?
For this beautiful girl
She had ended my pain
She had ended me
In the pouring rain
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
A PJO Freak's Promise:
I promise to remember Percy
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.
Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.
Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.
Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.
Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.
Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies. (If they are CUTE!)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. (Sometimes)
I am a GIRL! Yeah, that's good, because I am a girl, and that would be really weird if I got Boy...
You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When...
~There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
~Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
~When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
~You burn food to see if it smells good.
~You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
~You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
~You sometimes try to control water. ( I have! IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO COOL! Don't believe me, well, your loss!)
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
~You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
~Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.(I'm pretty sure I have ADHD, even though I'm not diagnosed, because I'm a total spaz and it's hard for me to sit still for more then a minute!)
~You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. (Though I don't yell it, I just thuink it VERY loudly!)
~You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. (I made a Thalia Mii!)
~Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt. (I do this to see if they do have and I ask them where they got it :P)
~You are a PJO character for Halloween.
~Recite lines randomly from the books.
~When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
~Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
~You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
~You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
~You have dreams about PJO characters/events.
~You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
~That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
~In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
~You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
~When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" (Again, I don't yell or scream it, I just think it VERY loudly! Jeez...)
~You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
~You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .
~You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!
~You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. (I write FFs in a journal, and plan on posting them!)
~You give all your siblings god parents
~You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
~You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
~You still think Thuke could happen.
~You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
~You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
~Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
~You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.
~You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" (YUP)
~When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.
~You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod.
~You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth
~You curse out the gods when something bad happens.
~You watch the show and read the book every chance you get.
~You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.
~You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.
~You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.
~You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.
~Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon
~Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.
~You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
~You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
~Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
~You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
~You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
~You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
~ When You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
~You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)
~You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses???
~Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
~When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
~You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
~Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
~You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
~Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
~You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. (Nope, I always study!)
~And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. (Nope, I never flunk!)
~You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
~When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
~You cried when you finished TLO.
You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.
~Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.
~You're in love with a fictional character.
~You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO.
~You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series.
~You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.
~If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff.
~You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
~You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
~You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
~You know which pages the good parts are on.
~You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
~You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
~You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
~You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
~You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
~You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
~You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
~You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
~You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
~Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
~You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
~You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
~The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
~On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a ~monument.
~You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
~You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
~You know PJO better then most sane people.
~You have links to every great PJO site.
~You add things to the list every day.
~You know what you would do if you were Percy.
~You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.
~At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near ~future.
~You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.
~For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood.
~Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'.
~You are trying to learn Greek. (I KNOW THE ALPHABET!)
~You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
~Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.
~You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.
~You have an instant crush on Nico!
~You just have to research more about Greek mythology
~You call up the Camp Half Blood number.
~You want to learn Latin.
~About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over.
~You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have.
~You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.
~Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.
~A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed.
~You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’.
~You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
~You own every single book. (Sadly, I only own the first 3)
~You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.
~You call yourself a demigod.
~You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.
~You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.
~You've called someone you know a satyr.
~You name your pet fish Clovis
~You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends).
~You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes.
~When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT. (Double Stuf Ores ARE my fave food... after popcorn!)
~You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.
~You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth".
~You try to talk to horses.
~You try to summon the dead
~You try to summon lightning.
~You try to breathe underwater.
~You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.
~You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.
~Whenever something weird happens, you blame it on your godly blood!
~You play prentend that you are a Demi-god (ashamfully, yes...)
~You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things.
~YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!!
WHAT AM I?
You own a cell phone.
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You can skateboard
You love the computer.
You cut yourself over depression
You like rap. (Usually)
Total : 1
You like loud music
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You belong/belonged to a school team. (lacrosse and soccer)
I am... An Athletic Prep! (Athletic and Prep tied!)
if your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
if you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (Makes me feel like a demigod!)
Asked someone to marry you? innocent
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? yes
27. Do you like to wear band-aids? no
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You made it to the end of my very, very long profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So if you still have time after reading this, I suggest you read stories by my fave authors!!! Let's give my favorite authors a hand, *clapping* I highly suggest SneverusSnapers, HopeNeverDies, laptop246, EnjoyEveryMoment, I WAS SCREAMING LONG LIVE, TacoBelle, SarahBelle96, lovegirlmellark2326 and Momoloveslife5th-6th! Again, thanx for reading my profile (and getting this far), and have fun on FanFiction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Check out my writing on Momoloveslife5th-6th's SYOT and Camp HalfBlood: The final battle!