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Joined 05-10-11, id: 2911556, Profile Updated: 11-16-14
Author has written 19 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Kane Chronicles, Avengers, Inuyasha, and Dragon Ball Z.

Let's see... what could someone possibly want to know about me?

I'm just your everyday, boring writer who doesn't have a life and

so does nothing but read/write ridiculous amounts of Fanfiction.

About my stories; if it's marked as complete, it's complete, so

don't ask for more chapters. If it's marked as incomplete, like

a few of them are, they're all on Hiatus until I either A) Find a

Some serious inspiration or B) Find a new Muse to tell me to get

my butt in gear!

Uh... I guess if you have any questions that you want to know about me personally, then I'm open to being private messaged, though I can't guarantee that I'll respond.

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Monkey Gods by 1 Hungry Werewolf reviews
On the eve of her wedding, Princess Chichi's castle gets taken over by a fire demon. She flees into the forest of giant beasts, where she almost freezes to death, and comes face to face with the feared Monkey God. Ignoring the future foretold in her mother's book, the princess enlists the Monkey God's help in reclaiming her castle and honor.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 1/14 - Goku, Chi-Chi
My Husband is a Nine-tailed Demon Fox by Czarmagne reviews
Due to some reason, Sakura needed to go inside the Forest of Death which was rumored that a mythical beast was dwelling. People who entered it wasn't able to come back home and were believed to be eaten by the monster. But instead of being the beast's lunch, Sakura ended as its… wife?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,118 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Bad to the Bones by TeamEdwardDZ reviews
Bella Swan moves to Forks. On the first day of school she meets Edward Cullen, the local bad boy. Bella's father is the chief of the police, he has arrested Edward many times. Now Edward wants payback time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,307 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pride and Prejudice and High School by ipodrocker16 reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl beginning her senior year at Longbourn High School must be in want of a boyfriend. And the chaos begins.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,495 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Chemicals by teenage.tradgedy reviews
Lily's going through a hard time, James is the same as always. When shoved together in Potions and on rounds, Lily learns that spending time with James Potter is not so bad, despite the burns and uneven root chopping. ONESHOT OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Resolution by WeasleyWannabee reviews
"I think you're an arrogant, selfish pig, and I think you'd be doing both of us a favor if you just left me alone!" Potter stared at me for a moment, an unreadable expression in his hazel eyes, before uttering a single word: "Okay." J/L, Lily's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 181,625 - Reviews: 1845 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Potential Employee by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Well, I like little boys, long walks on the beach, evil plots, un-happy endings, the movie 'Jaws', and little boys. Especially little boys." In which Orochimaru has a job interview with the Akatsuki. WARNING: CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Pain/Pein, Orochimaru - Complete
Roommates by Metal-Blondie reviews
I'm accepted to the best boarding-school in Japan, I have good teachers that I get along with and my rommates are the two most popular boys in school. It can't be better! ... Hear the sarcasm? NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,467 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Leather and Lockets by JadeEye reviews
EightofSwords latest work....you may be surprised! Sorry about the mistake. Chapters 3-5 are now up!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,177 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
I'll Take it Shaken, Not Stirred by Jewels5 reviews
Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 241,427 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Get Over It by sharingank reviews
Ron and Hermione have yet another row...will they EVER admit that they love each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Secret Life of Adepts Ep 1: Babysitter Mia by Lord Cynic reviews
Inspired by Dragon Empress's fanfics, I've concocted my own series of Golden Sun fics. In this first episode, Mia has been asked to babysit Isaac after he was caught sleepcasting... IsaacMia.
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,778 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2004 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Isaac, Mia - Complete
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The Unwanted party reviews
"Mom, dad, why the heck did you throw a party! People don't graduate from school at 17! And why did you invite my cousins! And why are there witches and wizards here!" Hermione's parents throw a graduation party for their precious daughter, but boy is she in for the interrogation of her life! Now a series of unrelated oneshots belonging to the same alternate universe type... thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Beech party to remember
Somehow, Ino managed to drag me into another of her harebrained schemes. I just hope that uh... this time we don't get arrested! Yet knowing Ino as well as I do, I just know that something is going to go wrong. Who'm I kidding? It's not just Ino that's the problem, it's our entire, crazy group. And I'm about to be thrown into the middle of one of our craziest plans yet!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Tenten, Neji H.] Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Happily Never After
Sakura: Bitter, man-hating nerdy, book obsessed loser with the next 20 years planned. Sasuke: Just the right wrench to throw back into her dorky, closed off, man-hating world? Will he be able to remember the combination that he accidentally put over her heart and win her over, or will her man-hating ways get the better of both of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Sasuke U.
Bragging Rights reviews
What happens when Chichi decides that it's time to brag- I mean, have Goku meet her friends? First Chapter's boring, and you really don't need to read it, but it kind of sets the scene a bit.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Goku, Chi-Chi - Complete
Unless you know how to use it reviews
Tenten hates losing, especially when it comes to arguments with Neji, but some things are just purely unavoidable.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Pick a promise reviews
Inuyasha had died in the final battle with Naraku, but he has the option to live again! All he has to do is choose a promise; live for Kagome, or die with Kikyo?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Chicken and The Loser in Tinfoil reviews
Hinata, Tenten, Neji, and strange, impromtu fairytales. What could go wrong with that?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Morning paper reviews
What happens when the Captain goes out to buy his morning paper? Will he get more than he bargained for when he meets an old fan of his?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2013
Camp Konoha reviews
Sakura and Kiba have been going to the same camp every other year since they were born- only somehow they seem to miss each other! Their best friends set up a year that they can both go. Everyone expects them to be best friends and maybe even date, but no one expects them to hate each other and start a prank war! Can they get over themselves in time to realize they're perfect?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Sakura H., Kiba I.
Silly Lily reviews
Is Lily really the dunce that she appears, or is everyone else just too thick to realize what's been in front of them the whole time? Now I know; you have to read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Everyone Does Desert reviews
"Open your Gryffindor, and I'll Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets. You can Ravenclaw down my back while I Huffle your Puff, and together Baby, we'll make Hogwarts"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
What Tenten doesn't get Neji fills in reviews
Why are Neji and Tenten in Tea Country? What it is that Tenten asks that has Neji naming Superheros? Will he be able to answer her question properly, or will he find another more... enjoyable means?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
National London's summer vacation reviews
We just met at this random store, and now, those two arses are staying for 2 weeks! Will Lily be able to survive? Will Sirius get into Julia's pants? Will Lily ever get over her hermophicalico Despetrictious disorder? Just warning you in advance, this story has no discernible plot. At all. Breaks my heart but UP FOR ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
What is it! reviews
In which Anubis makes a trip to Sadie's school, and overhears something he doesn't quite understand.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
Table for two? reviews
Sasuke just wants to get away, but will he really be able to relax? What happens when he meets his feisty Head Chef of his famous restaurant, Red Hood, will she know who he is, or put him to work? This is my first story. It's mostly still here to be pretty and nostalgic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
1000 paper cranes reviews
Why do you visit the hospital everyday? Asks an old woman Tenten befriended. They exchange the stories. Mable's tragic past, and Tenten explains how Neji is barley alive, and how she thinks that a certain legend involving 1000 paper cranes might help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Dirty dirty dirty? reviews
What are Tenten and Neji up to in the attic? Is it one of those stories where it starts out sounding like one thing, but is really another, or is it really what it sounds like?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Darling if you love me? reviews
What happens when the gang decides to play a game? Will sparks fly? Who's lives will be changed?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Dream come true? reviews
Tenten wants to confess to Neji, but can't think of any better way than sharing one of her dreams with him! What will his reaction be? Where does the inner come from? Okay, I'm facing music. This is seriously not one of my better stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete