Author has written 31 stories for Fairy Tail, One Piece, Naruto, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Criminal Minds.
oO A VERY COOKIEMONSTROUS INTERVIEW Oo
Easy questions first. What's your name you irritating turd?
Answer the damn question and quit pretending to be stupid.
... What? No extra comments?
No. Not really. Moving on. What are you doing here on FanFiction?
What do you prefer to read on FF?
What do you prefer to write?
What do you want to be when you're older?
Answer the question you butt.
Male or female?
What are you doing here on FF?
And that concludes our interview.
Some People Might Say:
- You cuss too much!
- You're too young to be on FF!
- You joke around too much!
- You update too slowly!
- You have a real problem with crack-pairings.
- Where are your hormones girl?! Why don't you ever crush on anybody?!
MY INNER RANTING ROAMING FREE:
Okay. Let me start with HP Next Gen Rose Weasley. ROSIE IS NOT JUST A DAMN GINGER HERMIONE THAT IS NO FUN, AND IS COMPLETELY NON-WEASLEY. SHE IS HERMIONE'S AND RON'S DAUGHTER. You know, Quidditch-loving, sarcastic, dry-humored, almost-always-joking-around, Ron Weasley. I swear to god if I read another damn fanfic that says Rosie is a girl with bushy brown hair and brown or blue eyes, that spends everyday locked in the library reading 'Hogwarts: A History' and kills any fun the Weasley/Potter clan tries to have, I will go on a rampage and throw my iPod out the window.
Rose is a genius Weasley Gryffindor, loves mischief and her family, Quidditch-fanatic, Chudley Cannons supporter, last-minute-working-but-gets-straight-O's-anyway, and has a wicked lighted temper. She is best friends with Al and Scorp, and although I find Scorp/Rose cute and adorable, if I read another one of their cliche stories I'm going to gag.
Anyway, all in all, I'm just sick and tired of the fact that Rose is almost always portrayed as that freaking ginger Hermione that always seems to make it into Ravenclaw (Nothing against the house, in fact I'm a proud GryffinClaw, the thoughts of a Ravenclaw, the actions of a Gryffindor).
NO. ALL YOU SAKURA HATERS GET THIS: SAKURA IS FUCKING AWESOME. NO ARGUMENT. YOU'S HATERS JUST JEALOUS THAT SHE IS THE BEST.
Once, me and my friend were arguing, she doesn't like Sakura, and I, as you can probably tell, love Sakura. So she bought up the fight with Sasori, and said, "Sakura wouldn't have even beaten Sasori if it weren't for Chiyo."
So I reply, "If it weren't for Sakura, Chiyo would have died during the fight. And in chain-reaction, Gaara would have died also because if Chiyo had died, she couldn't have saved him by giving up her own life. And another note, Kakankuro also would have died due to the poison in his body, and Chiyo refused to contact Tsunade."
Needless to say she shut up about Sakura since then.
Here's to Hermione and Sakura! The best heroine's I've ever seen, ever! Because they aren't perfect. They are realistic, and have flaws. Hermione is too smart, a prude, uptight, and doesn't know just how to have fun. But she's strong, loyal, determined, and the reason Harry didn't die in his first year because of the Devil's Snare.
Sakura was weak in the beginning, a fangirl, a bit of a crybaby, and treated Naruto like shit. But she grew, she didn't mope when Sasuke left, she grew stronger, she began to love Naruto for who he was, and she is just plain fucking awesome.
For Hermione and Sakura, who aren't "the prettiest heroine's in the world, like ever", who aren't the perfect as fuck heroines, and who don't have that "oh-so tragic past". Nope, they were perfectly normal, who were caught up with not-so-normal people. And that's what makes them perfect in their own way.
ANOTHER DANM THING. I don't get it. Why does Rose have to be an exact copy of Hermione, why does Hugo have to be an exact copy of Ron? Just because Rose was a girl, and Hugo is a boy? I don't get this either, why do people make either Molly or Lucy the exact oppsite of Percey, claiming it because the unknown "Audrey" is probably the exact oppisite of Percey (which she probably isn't).
But, RON IS THE FUCKING OPPSITE OF HERMIONE. Why is it, that Rose get's all of Hermione's genes, brown hair, brown eyes, and Hugo get's all of Ron's genes? WHAT THE FUCK?! Seriously, that is so fucking stupid I can't even...
Okay, get this: ROSE IS ALSO RON'S CHILD. DEAL WITH IT. SHE IS NOT GOING TO BE A MINI HERMIONE, AND HUGO IS NOT A RON CLONE. JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SAME GENDER DOESN'T MEAN THEY HAVE TO BE EXACTLY THE SAME AS THEIR PARENTS. For all we fucking know, the only things Rose got from Hermione was her bushy hair and smarts. She could have George's habbit of playing twisted pranks, maybe she could have Bill's down-to-earth personality, maybe she has Charlie's love of dragons!
Okay. So here's the deal. I'm almost 13. Hormones are in the air. I was a tomboy. I still sort-of am. I still wear baggy clothing, I still enjoy sports, messin around with my brothers and cousins, straying away from girlier matters. But guess what.
I. NOW. FIND. A. BUNCH. OF. DUDES. HOT.
OMFG WTH IS HAPPENING TO ME? MY BROTHERS WILL KILL ME IF THEY FIND OUT I NOW TAKE AN INTEREST IN THE OPPOSITE SEX.
Don't go thinking I'm one of those "oh-mai-gawd-I'm-like-sooooooo-in-love-with-my-boyfriend-of-like-a-week" 12/13-year-olds who are underdressed immature bitches who just LOOOVEEE todays retarded young swag-fags. Do not compare us. I am already ashamed to be in the same AGE-GROUP as those types of kids.
I just simply find other boys, my age or not, cute now.
Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds for example. He is fucking adorable. For real. I know he's like 2 times my age, but it's not like I wanna go after him. I'm 12 people. And he's fucking famous. So end of story. I just think he's cute. In both personality and appearance.
And Leo Howard. Oh my god. Now he's somewhere near my age group. But it's not like I'm obsessed with him. Cause I'm realistic like that.
Besides. I've already got my life planned out and that stupid thing called "love" has nothing to do with it.
Urgh. Toddlers in Tiaras.
I don't exactly per-say, "hate" the show. More like... hold a deep disdain for the characters. Particularly the mothers. The children are quite brats, and it is entertaining to watch their stupid little arguments on a boring afternoon when there is no Criminal Minds on. I remember this one particular episode although, where I am genuinely fond of this one girl, around the age of 7 or 8 I think?
She admits that she doesn't actually want to be in the pageants, and she says herself she loves eating, and she doesn't care whether she wins or not, unlike her narcissistic mother.
Otherwise, the show disgusts me.
I'M FINARRY 13 BITCHES I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN.
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