Lyreine the Lemon
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Joined 05-10-11, id: 2911791, Profile Updated: 08-16-12

Hi there :D

Name: Ezio. Altair. (Dude, Italian names are da shmexiness, I tell you. Wait, Altair's not Italian? Oh, well his name is just as shmexii. Nothing changes.) Okay, okay, my name...is...Uhhhh...Osama Bin- *gets shot*

WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO LEARN ITALIAN, OR ANY LANGUAGE FOR THAT MATTER WITH ROSETTA STONE. IT DOES NOT TEACH ANYTHING TO YOU. ALL I CAN SAY IN ITALIAN IS STUFF LIKE: "LA BAMBINA MANGIA/L'UOMO MANGIANO" OR SOMETHING WHICH I WILL NEVER USE. ROSETTA STONE JUST GIVES YOU RANDOM WORDS AND VOCABULARY AND DOESN'T EVEN TRANSLATE WHAT THEY MEAN. IF I DIDN'T TAKE SPANISH, I'D THINK "BUON GIORNO" MEANT "HELLO" IN ITALIAN. BUT IT MEANS GOOD MORNING/DAY.

And something else I just want to share: 3D PRINTERS EXIST!! Someone printed out a part-plastic AK-15 that CAN shoot metal bullets. *le gasp* Now, if only I had the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. But apparently 3D printers that can print other 3D printers are in development, or something. LOLOLOL I wonder if people can be printed. Cloning, yay! Wait a second. If people can be printed...assfghhjklskfjfkdkdmsna;; *brain dead*

Gender: Hmhmhm. Why don't you take a guess? You can probably tell. *hohoho* Hint: I find yaoi /okay/, and yuri...bleh. I'm not a big fan of yaoi, but I can stand it. xD

Age: I was born in the 20th century.

Hobbies: Doodling, trolling, speaking Spanglish, writing, scribbling, hating on things, listening to music, going on Gaia, playing Neopets, playing Maplestory, reading crackfics, TROLLFICS, writing crackfics, TROLLFICS, stuff.

(I play Maplestory on the private server ArcaneMS. I suggest you look it up it's awesome, with nice rates (12x EXP, 12X Meso, 3x Drop) that aren't too overwhelming but keeps the game going at a nice pace :3. I have a Battle Mage (TragedyIce), Demon Slayer (DevilxNight), an Evan (xLuna), and a Mercedes (Kaliana). All four of those classes are incredibly fun to play! I'll probably make a Phantom when it comes out on ArcaneMS, which follows GMS' updates)

Likes: Cloud, Noctis, Shiki (VK), Hibari, Rin (AnE), Yukio (AnE manga only. the anime destroyed him.), Hazama, Laharl, Minato (P3, NOTT Naruto), Akihiko, aaaand Kaito (HIS APPEND. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QbJg2puGWs)

Dislikes: Idiots who make people around my age seem really stupid (this hints toward my age a bit), typical tsunderes, YOU (jk), YOUR MOM (jk x2), MEMORIZING LINES IN PLAYS (Okay, I think that performance went well. Got a 97! )

ho ho ho

You will probably disagree with me on some things. I think very strangely sometimes.

Pottemore: Wand is Apple with Phoenix Feather core, 13 inches, supple. Slytherclaw. (On Pottermore, I'm Slytherin but sometimes a fan quiz calls me a Ravenclaw. I love both houses )

1) DawnBat29193

Slytherin and proud! Ravenclaws and Gryffindors are awe- No, not anymore. Stupid Gryffindors, the only reason you beat Ravenclaw and almost Slytherin out of the house cup is because you've got like, what, 40,000 more people than us Slytherins? Huh, what about the other house? W-what house? Oh, what? Hufflepuffs? OHhhhh, those losers? I don't really care about them...they're quite unimportant and are the trash of Hogwarts.

If you get into Hufflepuff, please make another Pottermore account and keep taking the quiz until you DON'T get into Hufflepuff. Thank you. (If you're a Hufflepuff and angry at this, why don't you and your house get out of last place for house cup for once?) I mean the quiz is quite obvious, if you tried, you probably won't get into Hufflepuff.

I love reading trollfics: my favorites are

1) My Immortal: A CLASSIC. Must-read.

2) The Prayer Warriors: I think all of them been taken down now, but the original (Percy Jackson) and the sequel (Harry Potter) ones were just...hilarious.

3) Jo Bekke at HuGwRtS: Not sure if I got the caps right in "hugwrts", but this crap is just...

imma wiserd is decent, but went on way too long and got boring, unfortunately

I will watch/am watching:


- Persona 4 - WAIT, WHAT IS THIS. Episode 25 came out on March 30th but the last episode, 26 is going to come out on AUGUST 22. ATLUS Y U TORTURE US.

- Durarara!!

- Another

- Guilty Crown

- Seikon no Qwaser Season 2 (lolololol this anime is weird. weird as in, like, you get magical powerzzzz n energy from drinking breast milk!! lol yes im completely serious. NO I DO NOT HAVE A FETISH FOR BREAST MILK.)

PS: I WILL write a fanfiction. Someday

(Actually, I have: a cross-over of many different books, some movies & TV shows, and I will post them on a differen account soon. Sorry, not saying what that account is, except to my best buddies on here, you know who you guys are!)

Favorite Female Vocaloids: GUMI, Luka, Miku, Iroha, and MEIKO

Favorite Male Vocaloids: KAITO and VY2/Yuma - there's not many good male ones...I HATE Gakupo. If he's singing with Kaito, it makes it a /bit/ better, though.

I'm currently writing a novel, and am still on chapter 1 after 2 years. I just forget about it and a few months later, I'm like, "OH YEAHHHhhh." and write a few sentences. XD

Books: I'm currently obsessing over how awesome...ly bad the Fallen and Hush Hush series are. Seriously, WTF? Fallen was WORSE THAN TWILIGHT.

And that's saying something. Most memorable part: "I stared at Daniel...blah blah blah...suddenly, he turned towards me and his eyes widened in shock. He smiled slightly, but then he flipped me off. I gasped. How could a guy at I didn't even meet yet flip me off? Did I do something?"

In my opinion, the b-word that the main character of the Fallen series is doesn't deserve any kind of guy, and deserves to be flipped off. Don't even get me started on Hush Hush. The covers make me laugh (I read Fallen because the cover seemed awesome. Unfortunately the inner content of the book is...-barf-)

I love Harry Potter! And the Inheritance Cycle (though the ending sucks. I mean, Eragon practically has all the power in the world with all the Eldunari and the true name of the Ancient Language. Just fix everything! He didn't have to leave. And Arya...What was the point of Firnen, the green dragon, hatching for Arya, if 1) Firnen can't mate with Saphira or 2) the battles were over by the time he hatched and 3) I remember earlier books saying an elf queen can't be a dragon rider too or else they'd be too overpowered?

I also like Percy Jackson a lot. Percy is awesome. I think the sequel series, The Heroes of Olympus isn't as good, though. I mean, Jason isn't as interesting. And I have to question why all of a sudden the main characters are all of different races and ethnicities (I mean, I'm not complaining, but seems awfully fishy to me). It makes sense that almost all the demigods were white, I mean, come on, it's Greek and Roman mythology! Sad if some people complained about the lack of diversity, which was why Riordan put it into his books. Talk about the lack of diversity to Harry Potter; Cho was the only Asian mentioned in the books. Nobody's really complaining.

Favorite Characters from Random Anime and Video Games

Shugo Chara!: Ikuto Tsukiyomi

Ao no Exorcist: Mephisto Pheles (OMFG. ANE UPDATES SO SLOWLY. AND THE ANIME'S ENDING SUCKS. WE NEED TO GET ON WITH THE GEHENNA/MEPHISTO/WHATEVER ARC ALREADY. D:)

Cardcaptor Sakura: Kero

Elfen Lied: Lucy

Mirai Nikki: Akise Aru

Fairy Tail: Zeref

Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!: Hibari Kyoya

Bleach (Stopped reading after chapter 200 something): Gin Ichimaru (TROLL

Durarara!!: Izaya Orihara (Troll characters=love)

Persona 4: Naoto Shirogane

Vampire Knight: Senri Shiki

Kuroshitsuji: Sebastian Michaelis (Season 2 sucks. Think of it as a crappy fanfic. Manga is much better.)

Beelzebub: Baby Beelzebub

Seikon no Qwaser: Alexander "Sasha" Hel (dat scar.)

Phoenix Wright: Shelly DeKiller (He's awesome. But in all seriousness, probably Miles Edgeworth)

Professor Layton: Clive Dove

Final Fantasy IV: Kain Highwind

Final Fantasy VII: Cloud Strife (in Crisis Core, Genesis Rhapsados. Except when he grows old. Effing Sephiroth. HOW CAN YOU INJURE MAH PRECIOUSZ GENESIZZ)

Final Fantasy XIII: Lightning lightning lightning lightning Farron. (Screw Square Enix for milking a FF XIII-3 now. JUST GIVE US THE DAMN TRUE ENDING.)

Final Fantasy Versus XIII (OMFG WHEN IS THIS GOING TO COME OUT ALREADY.): Noctis Lucis Caelum. (Ignis seems like a BAMF, though. Prompto's shotgun=love as well.)

Kingdom Hearts: Roxas

Blazblue: Hazama/Yuuki Terumi (Dude, TV Tropes labelled this guy as the effing GOD of Trolls, a title which I agree on 200%. This guy's existence makes all us fellow trolls quail in terror and fear and respect. Ze ultimate troll.)

Possible Careers for my Future (#1 is most likely)

1. Forensic Pathologist- I know dis shiit isn't what it's like on CSI and dat kind o shiit, but it's an epic job. Only con- the salary starts like crap for someone who needs 13 years of crap like college, medical school, and fellowships (wtf everytime I think of fellowships I think of LotR or Jehovah's witnesses) outside of high school to become qualified.

2. Neurosurgeon- My back up plan...standard 8 years of study outside of high school, great salary...but I'm not sure if I can exactly trust myself with, uh, brains...

3. Dentist- Yeah, classic Asian doctor job! It's impossible to go wrong unless you pull out the wrong tooth, but I won't do that...I definitely won't...I think...

4. Prosecutor, NOT prostitute- I will get those motherf*cking b*stards GUILTY! GUILTY YOU HEAR ME! I will get that Casey Anthony b*tch a lifetime sentence. Of course, I'll let the innocent go free.

5. Professional Hitman- Weeeellllll...I hear these guys earn a crapload of $$$$$$$.

Ze Obligatory Copy n Paste Shiite.

Stereotypes are bad... Copy & Paste into your profile if you agree!

BOLD the ones you are.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm from FLORIDA so I MUST be a skank.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (I don't live in Canada anymore but I still consider myself Canadian >:D)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL so I MUST be a wealthy, snobby bitch.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rest a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Gays rock! re-post if you think so too

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "That was frickin' awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Drink up, bitch! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

Is Your Character a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu?' Meme.
Character Undergoing Analysis : Aelia Dahlia LeSourire

[ Please make a footnote if the applicable trait is common in the universe of the character, for that will nullify its status as a Sue trait. ]

This should be interesting...I'll try my favorite female character from the novel I'm working on, haha XD

Point Counting :

[ ] They are possessed by an angel.
[ ] They are possessed by a demon.
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie.
[ ] They are physically strong.
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur colour.
[x] Their eyes are an unusual colour.
[ ] This eye color happens to be red. [ ] Their eyes change colour.
[ ] They have wings.
[ ] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift.
[x] They are immortal.
[ ] [If female.] They have large boobs.
[ ] [If male.] They are very muscular.
[ ] They are very attractive to the opposite gender.
[x] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc.
[x] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc.
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers.
[ ] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet.
[ ] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers.
[ ] They are a healer.
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family.
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background.
[x] They have lost one/both of their parents.
[x] They ran away from home.
[ ] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[ ] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death.
[x] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature. (Half-demon, half-human)
[x] They never knew one/both their parents.
[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child.
[ ] They are very attractive to the same gender.
[ ] They have lots of friends/no friends.
[ ] They are emo/cutesy.
[x] They look much younger/older than they really are.
[ ] They are currently in a relationship.
[ ] They have lots of morals and declare them a fair bit. [ex.'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family!']
[ ] They have a mental disorder.
[ ] They have an emotional disorder.
[ ] They struggle to stay sane.
[ ] They are a phycho.
[ ] They have multiple personalities.
[x] They are very intelligent.
[ ] They have hallucinations.
[ ] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet.
[ ] They have a guardian spirit.
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul.
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them.
[ ] They can talk to spirits/ghosts.
[ ] Some part of their body glows.
[ ] They have a rare/unusual name.
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, etc.
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age. 15 isn't young.
[x] They are connected with a certain element.
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal.
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'.
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga.
[x] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood.
[x] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared.
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives.
[ ] They are/used to hide/hiding from someone/something.
[x] They have a rare blood type. (I suppose being half-demon would give you one? xD)
[ ] They cry blood.
[ ] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc. make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown.
[ ] They are from a different country to where they live, a.k.a 'exotic'.
[ ] They are very mysterious/dark.
[ ] They are very lively/happy.
[ ] They are very patient.
[ ] They are from a long line of [insert profession/power here].
[x]They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear.
[ ] They have amnesia.
[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition.
[ ] The have a some sort of unbeneficial curse upon them.
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy.
[ ] They are 'the chosen one'.
[ ] They have insomnia.

Overall Points : 15

Point Reduction :
Take points off your OC's overall score if they fit any of the following statements :

[ ] They smoke.
[ ] They are an alcoholic.
[ ] They are overweight.
[ ] They are addicted to drugs.
[x] They have a short temper.
[ ] They enjoy bullying others.
[ ] They do not care much about others.
[ ] They are relatively emotionless.

Final Score : 14
RESULT : Balanced Character

05 : Anti-Sue.
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they score that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit.

06-15 : Balanced Character.
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.

(Well, Aelia's supposed to be a high-ranking official character. Or something. So it'd make sense that she's kinda high...?)

16-25 : Borderline Mary-Sue.
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.

26 : Mary-Sue.
Please revise your character... right now.

Let's try my male lead in my novel! :D

Is Your Character a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu?' Meme.
Character Undergoing Analysis : Irren Meteor

[ Please make a footnote if the applicable trait is common in the universe of the character, for that will nullify its status as a Sue trait. ]

Point Counting :

[ ] They are possessed by an angel.
[ ] They are possessed by a demon.
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie.
[ ] They are physically strong.
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur colour.
[ ] Their eyes are an unusual colour.
[ ] This eye color happens to be red. [ ] Their eyes change colour.
[ ] They have wings.
[ ] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift.
[ ] They are immortal.
[ ] [If female.] They have large boobs.
[ ] [If male.] They are very muscular.
[x] They are very attractive to the opposite gender.
[ ] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc.
[ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc.
[x] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers.
[ ] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet.
[ ] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers.
[ ] They are a healer.
[x] They are from a very rich/royal family.
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background.
[x] They have lost one/both of their parents.
[ ] They ran away from home.
[ ] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[ ] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death.
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature.
[ ] They never knew one/both their parents.
[x] They were abused/spoiled as a child. (Spoiled :P)
[ ] They are very attractive to the same gender.
[ ] They have lots of friends/no friends.
[ ] They are emo/cutesy.
[ ] They look much younger/older than they really are.
[ ] They are currently in a relationship.
[ ] They have lots of morals and declare them a fair bit. [ex.'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family!']
[ ] They have a mental disorder.
[ ] They have an emotional disorder.
[ ] They struggle to stay sane.
[ ] They are a phycho.
[ ] They have multiple personalities.
[x] They are very intelligent.
[ ] They have hallucinations.
[ ] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet.
[ ] They have a guardian spirit.
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul.
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them.
[ ] They can talk to spirits/ghosts.
[ ] Some part of their body glows.
[ ] They have a rare/unusual name.
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, etc.
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age. 15 isn't young. (...Is 13 young? If it is, then this one should be checked. xD)
[ ] They are connected with a certain element.
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal.
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'.
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga.
[ ] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood.
[ ] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared.
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives.
[x] They are/used to hide/hiding from someone/something.
[ ] They have a rare blood type.
[ ] They cry blood.
[x] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc. make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown.
[ ] They are from a different country to where they live, a.k.a 'exotic'.
[x] They are very mysterious/dark.
[ ] They are very lively/happy.
[ ] They are very patient.
[ ] They are from a long line of [insert profession/power here].
[x] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear.
[ ] They have amnesia.
[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition.
[ ] The have a some sort of unbeneficial curse upon them.
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy.
[ ] They are 'the chosen one'.
[ ] They have insomnia.

Overall Points : 10

Point Reduction :
Take points off your OC's overall score if they fit any of the following statements :

[ ] They smoke.
[ ] They are an alcoholic.
[ ] They are overweight.
[ ] They are addicted to drugs.
[ ] They have a short temper.
[ ] They enjoy bullying others.
[ ] They do not care much about others.
[ ] They are relatively emotionless.

Final Score : 10
RESULT : Balanced Character

05 : Anti-Sue.
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they score that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit.

06-15 : Balanced Character.
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.

16-25 : Borderline Mary-Sue.
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.

26 : Mary-Sue.
Please revise your character... right now.

Trolololol it's fun doing these tests. Maybe I'll do other characters later.

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[ ]You were bullied alot in your childhood
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[ ]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. (I have a few random strands of curly hair, but they don't stick up)
[x]You're a good artist.
[x]You can be clumsy at times.
[ ]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.
(3/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[ ]You like to walk your dog.
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[x]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[ ]You work very hard.
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[ ]You've had issues with money once or twice .
(2/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ]You're very mature
[ ]You think everything over before saying it.
[ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[ ]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[ ]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[x]You're good at practical tasks.
[ ] You need time to adjust to new people.
(1/10)

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers.
[x]You think you're awesome.
[x]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[x]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[ ]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[ ]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[x]You wear glasses.
(6/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x]You like tea.
[ ]You were quite tough as a kid.
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[x]Your cooking is awful.
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[x]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[ ]You're good at embroidery.
(6/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[x]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[ ]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .
(2/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[x]You're very tall. (Not THAT tall, but taller than most people in my grade? Plus, I was born in December)
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[ ]You love sunflowers.
[x]You love vodka. (LOL, never drank it, but I like the sound of it :3)
[ ]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[ ]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose .
[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (Everyone says my laugh is weird.)
(4/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature.
[ ]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[x]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ]You love Hello Kitty.
[ ]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[x]You work hard.
[x]You're good at drawing.
[x]You like sweets .
(4/10)

Other

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ]You are very well-raised.
[ ]You're polite.
[ ]You love classical music.
[x]You like cake.
[x]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[ ]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[x]You've composed music before.
[x]You tend to call people 'morons'. (morons, idiots, etc. take your pick)
[x]You wear glasses .
(6/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people.
[ ]You look younger than you actually are.
[x]You love hockey.
[x]You love polar bears.
[ ]You hate fighting.
[x]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[x]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[x]You feel under-appreciated.
[x]You're bilingual.
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(7/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[ ]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[ ]You like hot weather.
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[ ]You make a very nice role-model.
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.
(2/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[ ]You have a potty-mouth.
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[ ]You used to be a very tough kid.
[ ]You're very reliable.
[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[ ]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(4/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[ ]You're very loyal.
[ ]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[ ]You're very serious.
[ ]You have a lot of patience.
[x]You think too much about philosophical stuff.(Sometimes to the point of no sleep)
[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[ ]You're not very confident.
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[ ]People tend to walk all over you.
[ ]You're a born worrier.
(2/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[x]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy.
[x]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[ ]You're very wary of strangers.
[ ]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics .
(6/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[x]You're quite mean-spirited.(Depends on who it is)
[x]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[ ]You're very loyal.
[x]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia.
[ ]You love to fight people.
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.
(5/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you. (Yeah, especially school)
[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[ ]You're very responsible.
[ ]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[ ]You love churros.
[x]You help people in crisis.
[x]You are quite random.
[ ]Somehow, you like bananas.
[x]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.
(4/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
[x]You like to order people around.
[x] You're a scaredy-cat.
[x]You curse a lot.
[ ]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[ ]You tend to blush easily.
[x]You are lazy like heck.
[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.
[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[ ]You get defensive at the slightest comment.
(6/10)

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Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
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AU. When Rin was six years old, he got into trouble at school. Fearing the disappointment of his father, he did not walk home with Yukio; instead, he took a left turn-and future events started to shift. Rated T for safety.
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In 2010, Minato Arisato died to save the world. Now it's 2009 and he's alive again, but things are different this time around. For one, who's Hamuko Arisato and when did she become the leader of SEES? P3P AU, possible pairings later on.
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Remember by Golden Lark reviews
Tokiomi summons a red Archer for the Fourth War. - Chapter 12: Interrogations, infodumps, and expositions.
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Rin Tohsaka struggles to explain the mana restoration ritual to Shirou Emiya. Archer knows that if Shirou screws this up, they'll never win the Fifth Holy Grail War. So, with the help of Saber, he must make sure the ritual is completed successfully so they can save the world. The result of a conversation, possibly on crack, with best friend and fellow author Agitated Animator.
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How to Train Your Demon by Idonquixote reviews
Ciel is the son of Vincent, leader of the reapers and fearless demon slayer. Ciel is the weakest boy in the village. But now he's going to change his father's and everyone else's opinion of him: he's going to kill a demon. But that might not go well.
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• "Could you possibly be feeling sorry for Lord Voldemort?" -Dumbledore, p264 of -Brit- HBP. Alternative Half-Blood Prince ending with TMR/HP. Romance, dreams, obsessions, possessing… Dark!Harry. No time-travel. Obsessions with Malfoy, broken trio. Hr/R.
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The Three Portals by violingrl07 reviews
After the final battle, Hermione is trapped. Then fate sends her much further from home than she could have imagined, into the arms of Tom Riddle. Ambition and fear war with love and integrity as Hermione tries to create a new future for the whole world.
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Ciel's skin was marred with ink and blood, telling tales twisted in darkness. What an evil path the devil walks, tainted hands staining the innocent canvas. For the most beautiful art is painted in blood. AU
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The Truth of the Sky by LeoInuyuka reviews
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Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
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Complete Turnabout by Nenilein reviews
Waking up in an unfamiliar room one morning, Phoenix Wright suddenly finds a Prosecutor's Badge in his possession. With most of his allies suddenly acting hostile towards him, will he figure out what truly caused the world he knew to suddenly change?
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Their Verdict of Vagaries by Angstier reviews
• "All who fall under your gaze become accused of a silent crime… and I am yet to understand why." -Riddle. Gray!Harry lost in love and misery. Redemption, betrayal, Death Eaters, Dumbledore & the story of Grindelwald. Voldemort's rise to power. HP/TMR
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Dear FanFiction Writers by PrincessAmelie09 reviews
After being typecasted in many of our FanFiction stories, Harry Potter's characters are fuming to the extent that they won't resist to use Killing Curse on us. But since they can't use magic because of the International Statute of Secrecy, they're writing letters! To us FanFiction writers! If you are not scared to be hexed into oblivion, then you may proceed to open this.
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starless by Asakami reviews
"Summer's ending, and so is my dream." Lightning/Vanille. AU.
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Harry Potrovski by Bricklifter reviews
Harry Potrovski is a spoiled little Russian brat, until the day the military picks him up for conscription. He finds out his parents were top-class generals in the Russian army, but were killed by misfired shells from America. Harry now goes to "Forwarts", a respected military academy so that he can avenge his parents' death in the coming war against Capitalism.
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Dear Bocchan by PBnSpots reviews
Sebastian writes letters to his beloved Young Master during the brief moments when they are apart. Crack.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 14,125 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Grindelwald's Daughter by Mariico reviews
Hermione Granger, the daughter of Gellert Grindelwald, is sent to Hogwarts on a secret mission. It doesn't take her long to meet Tom Riddle, who is just as curious about her as she is about him. Can Hermione keep her big secret, or is she just as doomed as it is? **CURRENTLY UNDER REVISION**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 257,801 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Yosuke's Paradiso by Moczo reviews
Yosuke Hanamura, founding member of the Inaba Investigation Team... has died. And when that is only the START of his problems, well, you can already tell that he's in for a very bad day in Heaven. (Kink-meme De-anon)
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,815 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Yosuke H. - Complete
ゲヘナ並列 Gehena heiretsu by xxSweet Memory reviews
Gehena heiritsu or parallel Gehenna. Rin is accidentally sent to a parallel world, but this world is very different. This Satan has already almost taken it over by using this world's Rin as his vessel. Can our Rin help True Cross Order save this world?
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,329 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Rin O.
The Diary of Ciel Phantomhive by Sasquatch Kumquats reviews
In this little beauty of a journal-entry series, readers will get to take a peek inside Master Ciel's personal diary. You'll be able to see Ciel's daily routine, personal thoughts and opinions, odd quirks and habits that I feel I should give him, and any surprises along the way. I don't update much;Maybe once every two months. But summer is here, and I'll hopefully be writing more
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,932 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Ciel P. - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by jacktogive reviews
Harry was blind to the dangerous fascination Tom Riddle - a mad, but genius, mass murderer - had with him. And to the deal made between Tom and Albus Dumbledore, the not so innocent director of Hogwarts Psychiatric Institution. AU TR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,497 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Bitter Sweet Eyes by MaidenAliceMichaelis reviews
You possess the eyes of sin. Yet you tell yourself you are so pure. You do many sinful things repeatedly, but continue to ask for forgivness. But this time, there is no turning back. You should be happy, I am fullfilling your wish for you. Sebastian X OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 67 - Words: 190,059 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sebastian M. - Complete
a horible day - a dextor fan fic by urfreindlynaighborhoodfreind reviews
a horidlbe day dextor had
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012
Four Guys Fishing at Night by Intezil reviews
Dexter just wanted to dump a body in peace. Humor. Parody.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Complete
Another choice, another way by Pheles-chan reviews
Mephisto gave Rin three options, all of them dreadful in his eyes. What would his way be like once he made his choice?
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Rin O., Mephisto P.
Satan's Letter to Humanity by Idiosy the Crusader reviews
Satan writes a formal letter to humanity.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Satan - Complete
Final Fantasy Versus XIII: Fortis by Animangame02freak reviews
Elia never expected that she'd be caught in the mix of the war in Tenebrae. She never dreamt to meet Noctis, a prince with mysterious powers and to become his friend. And as events begin to unfold with a tragic past retold she learns more about her own...
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 215,695 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Noctis
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Jesus Christ: Vampire Slayer by makinglulz reviews
Vampires no longer fear the Sun. Instead, they fear the Son!
Crossover - Bible & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Jesus, Edward
Forcible Redemption by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki had given a lot of thought to what his punishment might be but this one might be the worst of all. Apparently he was going to be redeemed. By THOR. That was such a bad idea it was painful. Where was an abyss to be thrown into when you needed it?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,916 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
when moses died by DaRkAwEsOmE reviews
Once upon a time Moses. THEN SUDDENLY something happen. Follow the story of the tale of the struggles of the most awesome person ever in ancient wherever the bible was set...
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Moses/Moshe, Nimrod
Selective by Sakura414 reviews
AU Ciel Phantomhive is plagued by an anxiety disorder which robs him of his voice. He refuses to be professionally treated, but someone who loves him is tired of seeing him suffer in silence.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Surprise Me by SparxFlame reviews
When Sam signed up to work at the Trickster's Treats coffee shop, he wasn't expecting to end up working the twilight shift. Half a year later, he isn't expecting a strange customer with a taste for surprise drinks and entirely too many secrets to catch his attention. and Sam realisses he may or may not be falling for a man ten years older than him. Samifer, coffee shop AU.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer
Thorn and Misery by Miss Maddie reviews
After Murtagh is kidnapped and taken to Uru'baen, he is not seen until the end of Eldest. This is my take on how he became the Empire's Rider and Galbatorix's slave. Major adjustments in progress - I'm hoping to get it Inheritance-compliant.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,470 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Murtagh, Thorn
Jesus Goes to Town by UltimateFanJob123 - Beta 27 reviews
Something completely random I found on my HDD. Read it and nearly wet my pants laughing.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Jesus
The 30 Excuses of Loki by AchievingKitKat reviews
When watching the film, we all knew there were certain...drawbacks to the cage when Loki was put in there, didn't we. For example, going to the toilet, etc, etc. ;D
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Loki
A Brother's Love by bbst reviews
Sebastian and Ciel were demon royalty. One day, Ciel was kidnapped and turned into a human. His brother vows to get him back no matter what. No matter if Ciel wants him to or not... Some OOCness and slight Ciel/Lizzie.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 80,864 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Movie night with the Devil by Lostlover2012 reviews
Kayla has been teaching her boyfriend, Lucifer, about the advances in human technology. Like teaching him how to run a computer, and what it does. Today though, Kayla is going to be teaching Lucifer about movies. So when Lucifer picks out a scary movie, Kayla isn't very surprised. What could go wrong? It is,just an innocent scary movie night with the Devil. No big deal.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Lucifer - Complete
If Loki Had Tried That In Toronto by Hyper Kid reviews
Loki got everyone on their knees before him in Germany. The Toronto crowd would have been a little more rebellious. He's lucky he didn't go there. Short, cracky, rated for a swearword.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Will the Real Dean Winchester Please Stand Up by What You See in the Shadows reviews
After being attacked, Dean wakes up in a world where there are no demons and his life has gone in a very different direction. But if he's there, who is the Dean Winchester now living his life? Takes place towards the end of season six.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,872 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
Always Running by The Demonic Heiress reviews
Laria has been running for the past five years. Hell wants to use her as a weapon and Heaven just wants her dead so Hell can't have her. She's finally gotten the chance to settle down and live a normal life. Or so she thought.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Lucifer, Lilith
Today's Not My Day by Lostlover2012 reviews
Lucifer, after after being begged by Kayla, his girlfriend, is going to be going to church. Kayla's parent's are very religous and this is their first time meeting Lucifer. What could go wrong? Oneshot rated T to be safe. OCxLucifer
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Lucifer - Complete
Habeas Corpus by Misa Sugar reviews
Sebastian Michaelis is on trial, and he stands before the Princes of Hell to plead his case. He is not charged with murder, nor assault, nor larceny. No. He has been charged with something far worse: The crime of compassion. Sebastian/Ciel, some sexuality
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Act I: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by gr8expectationz reviews
Act I of A Tell-Tale Tragedy of Epic Proportions. Characters from all sorts of books/tv shows/movies, and a few celebrities come together and have some fun chilling! Act I, Scene 1 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The REAL Betrayal of Judas by captainwhiteshadow reviews
Jesus talks to His disciples about His greatness. Judas asks perfectly reasonable questions. WARNING: Will most likely highly offend you if you are Christian.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Judas, Jesus
Laundry Day by Hyper Kid reviews
Lucifer hates clothes, so Michael has quite a lot of laundry to do. Mikifer Michael/Lucifer fluff
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Lucifer, Michael - Complete
Because You Wanted to Have Fun by Misuto6927 reviews
In which you burn off many, many calories with Colonnello, whether you like it or not
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Colonnello - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by heytherepanda reviews
Otis is away and Vladimir has been kidnapped by one of the most dangerous underground gang leaders, and he doesn't plan on giving him back. Living in a black world with this man, will Vlad lose his mind before Otis finds him? -Rating may change.-
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Vladimir Tod, Dorian
The Everybody Loves Ciel Show by Anna B-nana reviews
Welcome to the Everybody Loves Ciel Show! Since 2010 ELC has been an interactive review-based comedy show, hosted by Anna B-nana, Ciel, Alois, Claude, Sebastian and plenty of other weirdos too. Drop by our set and join the party! COMPLETE
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 29,582 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Alois T., Ciel P. - Complete
The Importance of Proper Communication by Moczo reviews
As Caster's ultimate attack commences, Tokiomi and Kariya confront each other on the field of battle. The resulting confrontation, however, is a bit... off...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Tokiomi T., Kariya M. - Complete
In Our World by BlueNBlackRoses reviews
I sat in that auditorium and stared in front of me. My face contorted with confusion as I wonder how in the world our principal let people who looked like they did within a hundred feet of this place! Wow, my life just got really complicated. SebastianOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,231 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Chains of Freedom by Yuuki Hayashi reviews
A three-shot of Kuroshitsuji poems, featuring allusions to the ending songs and other things. Poems from Sebastian ? , Alois, and Ciel's points of view. May or may not be a result of high sugar intake and fangirling
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Mary, Ever Virgin by Jeuxdevie reviews
Mary, the mother of Jesus, is a virgin all her life and through eternity. But wait! Wasn't she married to Joseph? How could a husband resist the allure of his wife? Things are not what they seem for the holy couple...
Bible - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Mary the Blessed Mother, Joseph the Father of Jesus - Complete
Final Riddles by Recipe reviews
When you cast an Unforgivable, you have to mean it. Feel it, breathe it... and Ginevra, I'm still alive. GWTR - A time travel story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,084 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Abraham, Abraham! by Jeuxdevie reviews
The patriarch Abraham, father of Isaac and grandfather of Jacob, is the reason why the world is in chaos. Wars, disease, destruction and corruption... it's all because of him. Find out why.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Abraham, Issac - Complete
Dancing With the Devil by RukiaKiryu reviews
Forced to fight in a war between Heaven and Hell Sebastian is abandoned and captured by a legion of angels. But Ciel is not about to be cheated from his covenant with his butler, not even by the Devil himself. Yaoi! CielxSebby pairing. Just read it...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,896 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Wishes Do Come True by Jeuxdevie reviews
Edward Cullen makes a wish: to become human again. And, as every child knows, when you make a wish upon a shooting star, your wish will come true...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Who is Ash Ketchum's Father? by Jeuxdevie reviews
The identity of Ash Ketchum's father is finally revealed!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Delia K./Hanako - Complete
Diamonds Mine by Jeuxdevie reviews
Shortly after the birth of their daughter, Edward Cullen gives his new wife Bella an endless supply of diamonds. Sweet, charming and romantic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Killers Son by BoOkWoRm88424 reviews
Tom Riddle III, the son of Voldemort and was raised by a death eater. The death eater is in Azkaban now and Tom is starting his first year at Hogwarts. It just so happens that its Harry's first year too.R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,940 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - OC - Complete
The Prayer Warriors: A Kingdom Under Shadow by Karl Daveslate reviews
After a Prayer Warrior goes missing, a group of Christians travel through a portal into the universe of Star Wars. Their mission: to find Bella Stella and then defeat the might of the evil Empire lead by Darth Vader. A true Christian story. Amen.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012
An Exquisite Pain by Not Enough Answers reviews
Tom Riddle/OC. She accidentally stumbles upon a Time-Turner and sends herself seventy years into the past. But will she come back completely unchanged?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,500 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Firebreath Fishslap reviews
Tokyo's been returned to normal, and things seem to be normal for the young King of Bel and his friends. However, it is soon clear that things aren't as normal as they wish it could be... Devil Survivor fic, possible MCxYuzu later on.
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,699 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Naoya, Amane K. - Complete
Unpredicted by C.A. Crest reviews
A human girl who grew up knowing that vampires are all too real. But she isn't afraid. Her foster parents and her friend at school are vampires. But when one blows into town and wants to meet her, what will happen?
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Dorian
A Valid Use of Office Resources by AoiGensou reviews
When Maya is left to her own devices for a few hours, what sort of mischief can she get up to on the internet? And what exactly is Hot Lawyer Love? P/E in a way, even if just in Maya's twisted mind.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
What Comes After The Light by Lett reviews
She never thought she would be the hallucinating type when she died. When she dared open her eyes she saw the angel of death staring at her with blue eyes that promised nothing. She was already dead... wasn't she? GenesisTifa
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,051 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Tifa L., Genesis R.
Into Your Gravity by sockyferret reviews
When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, some violence, & sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,544 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Of Evil Stepmothers and A Man in Black by Misuto6927 reviews
You're bored, and since boredom causes health problems for all those involved, you counteract that! ...What better way to do that than telling a story? Warning: Product of High Sugar Intake!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
One True Master of Pokemon by Jeuxdevie reviews
Ash Ketchum learns that there is only One True Master of Pokemon... Who could it be?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Twilight the Christ by Jeuxdevie reviews
For Celestia so loved Equestria, that she gave her only begotten Daughter, that whosoever believeth in her should not perish, but have everlasting life.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia
Ice Cream with the von Karmas by appositive reviews
When Franziska gets a 105 on her test, the von Karmas go out for ice cream, much to Edgeworth's disappointment. Little does he know that the embarrassment is just beginning...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Franziska vK., Miles E. - Complete
Andy Meets Jesus by Jeuxdevie reviews
Andy is a Christian and a sinner. He is struggling with his temptations to sin and his love for Jesus Christ. What will Jesus tell him?
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Jesus, Andrew - Complete
Hurt and Broken by Jeuxdevie reviews
Troy experiences the greatest pain in his life because of a young woman named Gabriella. Boys, read this story and learn a lesson.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
Where's Your Laughter, Pinkie Pie? by Jeuxdevie reviews
Oh no! Pinkie Pie lost all her happiness and bubbly energy! How did that happen? Twilight Sparkle and her friends investigate. Can they get Pinkie Pie back to her usual self... before the big birthday party?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Kentucky Fried Pony by Jeuxdevie reviews
Applejack invited her friends over for a feast at her house. Her grandmother cooked something really special. Little did they know, it was a meal to die for. Not for children!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Applejack, Granny Smith - Complete
Again and Again and Again Once More by GingerAndRust reviews
P3 x P4: Souji Seta knew things that he shouldn't. It started out simple, but when a shadow in the TV world creates a phantom city complete with a familiar, green tower, Souji begins to feel like he's done this all before. And not just once.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 125,722 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Souji S./Yuu N., Akihiko S. - Complete
Witchcraft by a Picture by anyavioletta reviews
If you think that Hogwarts was squeaky clean in the 1940's, think again. Sex, drugs, violence, love, jealousy, and a bit of murder… Welcome to Hogwarts! Tom Riddle/OC, Alphard Black/OC, OC/OC. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 231,393 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Lovely Ashes by VictoriaJane reviews
The final Horcrux has eluded the Golden Trio; instead, someone else has been tasked to find it. Now she must travel back in time and trick a teenage Tom Riddle into revealing its whereabouts. — Tom Riddle/OC. Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,215 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC
This Is FF:XIII2 by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
Basically a funny crack fic of everything about FF:XIII-2 that has been released so far. This was written for laughs, so please have a read and discover the hilarity that is FF:XIII-2! One-shot.
Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
The Prayer Warriors: Born This Way by Mason-Davidson reviews
I go and convert Bella to Christianity and make Eddy suffer the consequense of being a satanic scum bag.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011
TFR on Facebook by Echos in my head reviews
Something that came out of my warped mind half an hour ago. The cast of TFR on Facebook.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Complete
A Sexy Story of Sexy Sex by cynically quixotic reviews
Or, how to write a lemon in less than ten words. Starring the boss tuna and the Angry Bird.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2011 - [K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] - Complete
Final Facebook by Shatorio reviews
The FFXIII crew discovers facebook. What could possibly go wrong? Chapter 4 up.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Lightning, Serah F.
The Prayer Warriors Meet Their Match by gwen david reviews
This is a one-shot parody written as a response to Tom Brown's "Prayer Warriors" Percy Jackson Fic.Rated T to be safe. One mild innuendo. Dedicated to everyone who thinks "Prayer Warriors" is ****
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011
Trial and Error by Nightsmoke reviews
Rin's thoughts and woes on tail binding during his first weeks at True Cross Academy. Mephisto provides some useful tips.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Rin O., Mephisto P. - Complete
How the Bible Saved Me by Jeuxdevie reviews
Ronaldo became an atheist during his teenage years. Now he brings a Bible with him everyday, all thanks to his friend Jesus.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Jesus - Complete
The Wolf Blood Lineage by ComicsNix reviews
Hermione recieves a box containing all the information about her past. She discovers she descends from the mecha wolves tribe, and must fight against the wizard fascist domination over the magical world. Adventure, Romance, Tragedy, and a lot of snuff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,175 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Devil Survivor: Benighted by vodkaCanidae reviews
GoOd moRning. Here iS today's NEWS. At 13:13 in ##ERROR##, YHVH will terminate an uprising led by the King of Bel. Victim DEAD: Shujinkou. HaVe a nICe daY.
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Nameless, Yuzu T. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 253 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Fading Ink by SapphireOwl1993 reviews
While searching the Riddle House for Horcruxes, Hermione comes across a seemingly normal diary in a bureau. When she writes in it and discovers that it's anything but normal, she becomes consumed with unraveling the enigma that is Tom Riddle, becoming trapped in a game of deceit. Will Hermione Granger manage to best Tom Riddle before he ensnares her with the power of the diary?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,119 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
My Immortal 2 by TheRavenNevar reviews
This is a parody of XHotNHeavyGoffz666X's famously bad Harry Potter fic "My Immortal" Please do not take it seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10340 - Favs: 12,786 - Follows: 5,234 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter turns to the Lord by Saint Abraham reviews
Harry Potter is plagued by foul dreams, and in his search, finds the one true meaning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Contracts by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The devil will go to great lengths to get what he wants. -"Hide and Seek" Saga, Part 1-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
When The Stars Bleed by Cat In My Fridge reviews
For we are joined, and always have been; and one day, we will be one. Sebastian x Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
On the Subject of Cats by Naria Lacour de Fanel reviews
Ciel Phantomhive liked to describe himself as a creature of the canine persuasion. To Sebastian, Ciel was certainly more of the feline persuasion.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Nights in Shirakawa by Patriot-of-USA reviews
Few things could rattle Minato Arisato’s steel-tough nerves. But the odd Velvet room attendant’s latest “request” had done just that. Suggestive Humor
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Minato A., Elizabeth - Complete
You know you're obsessed when by Holly Unending reviews
Your hair may not defy gravity, but you still try to show your support for Phoenix and the gang. Any of these sound familiar? Mild spoilers, all games.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
On Obvious Questions and Dealing With Them by Nyx Midnight reviews
-Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne- At least his other demons just assume his markings cover all of his skin and move on with their lives.
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Demi-Fiend - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 3981 - Favs: 4,287 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete