You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...
1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.
2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.
3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)
4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.
5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"
6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.
7. You wish Australia would put more than just one episode night on.
8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.
9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.
10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.
11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.
12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."
13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.
14. You use the term Hinky.
If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile. The ones in bold apply to me most.
This was this other cute thing I found.
NCIS 30 Day Facebook Challenge
Day 01 – Favorite season Season Five
Day 02 – Least favorite season Season Four
Day 03 – Favorite episode Season Five Episode Seven Requiem
Day 04 – Least favorite episode Season Five Episode Eighteen Judgement Day
Day 05 – Favorite male character Tony
Day 06 – Favorite female character Ziva
Day 07 – Least favorite character Agent Lee
Day 08 – Favorite villain Director Vance
Day 09 - Best story arc (don't know what that means)
Day 10 – Favorite rule Rule number seven: Always be specific when you lie. (1.23)
Day 11 – Favorite DiNozzo movie reference Season Seven Episode Three The Inside Man refers to Strangers On A Train
Day 12 – Favorite Ziva-ism The one how Ziva is always plating with her Knife.
Day 13 – Your OTP (one true pairing) Tiva = Tony Ziva
Day 14 – Favorite quote Ziva: Do you ever think about soulmates?Tony: They were on Decca, right? Big hit, mid-'70s? Sort of a disco thing? Sing a few bars, I'll get it.Ziva: You'll never get it.
Day 15 – Favorite case Undecided
Day 16 – An episode you’ve seen more than 3 times Season Seven Episode Nine Child's Play
Day 17 – Best kiss Don't Know
Day 18 – Saddest moment Director Jennifer Shepard's Death
Day 19 – Funniest moment When Abby uses the McGuyver name, because Tony but that is my favorite
Day 20 – Two characters you wish had met properly Kate and Ziva
Day 21 – Something you wish you could go back and change Jenny's Death
Day 22 – Saddest character death Jenny Shepard
Day 23 – An episode you wish you could have been in Enemies Foreign Season Eight
Day 24 – Favorite friendship Abby and Ziva
Day 25 – An ‘OMFG did that just happen?’ moment I'm not sure if it were Season Five or Six but Abby gets to punch a suspect in the face
Day 26 – Most shocking/unexpected season finale End of season Five when the team gets split up just after the come back from Jenny's Funeral.
Day 27 – Episode you shed the most tears in Judgement Day
Day 28 – Favorite cast member Cote de Pablo
Day 29 – First scene that comes to mind Scene in Corporal Punishment when Damon Werth has Ziva up against the wall in his hospital room
Day 30 – Anything NCIS related http://www.ncisguidebook.com/index.html Go to this website people it will truly amaze you. I found this website from an author of a story I read quite a while ago and I use it anytime I have a random thought or question about something related to any NCIS episode I have seen. That author made this whole website, it is really big and awesome.
The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are
When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes
Break my Heart I break your neck
Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor)
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor
Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want
Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over
I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Hold my purse.'
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...
Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it
There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, it’s when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
You and me is friends. You cry, I cry. You smile I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I gonna miss your emails…
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Love comes in many colors
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it.
Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
Love your enemies! It really pissess them off!
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!
I'm not insensitive I just don’t care
The voices in my head don't like you
Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."
Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends; if they're ok, then it's you!
Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional
Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.
"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."
-I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous
-Save the earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate.
- I've heard that it’s possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, what’s the fun in that?)
- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me
-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
-When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?
-When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
-When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
-I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out
-I'm going to give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain; I need that.
-Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide
-I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn’t for everyone
- Excuse me have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it
-I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me there
-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide
-Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend
-Tell the truth and run, fast
-If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
-If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something
-Education is important. School however, is another matter.
-I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends
You can talk to inanimate objects, but when they talk back, you know something’s wrong
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...I wonder...
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
Unfortunately, you can't die of a broken heart.
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over
If you know me, chances are you hate me.
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away…
Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.
Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option.
If you live to be 100, I want to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
When you said you hated me I felt all fuzzy inside. I wonder why.
Twilight made me realize... Real life is extremely boring.
Tu madre! Yes, you just got burnt in Spanish.
If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go.
Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent
When I said "I wish you a life time of happiness" after you screwed me over I meant I was going to kill you
It’s a funny thing when everyone at the local asylum knows your name
I once believed I could fly. The broken neck proved that theory wrong and it wasn't even my neck
“Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit your ass down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!”
Sarcastic! Me? Never!
If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two?
Sometimes I wonder ' Why is that Frisbee getting bigger' and then it hits me...
If you don't like me there is nothing i can do. Newsflash bitch, I don't live to please you
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided my mother that I an a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I an the sister who holds her gay brother tight trought the painfull, tearfilled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital bacause they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in an other year I mill probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before gruduating high school. It was simply to mutch to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows wich bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed and raised. The courd says I am an unfit mother because I now life with an other woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant whan they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating as soon they realised I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always have to deal with sociaty hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, noy because I don't belive, but because they clossed ther doors to my kind.
I am the person who hides what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another man.
Re-post this if you belive homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. Stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.