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The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 12681 - Favs: 6,075 - Follows: 5,415 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes reviews
Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
Raw and Rosy Revisited by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,633 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward
If Only by sadtomato reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Ramblings of a Whipped Peen by smmiskimen reviews
This is a sort of follow up/sequel to Confessions of an Overworked, Underpaid Peen. This will be little one shots of snippets of his life, little happenings, and such. EPPov AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,148 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Notes On The Fridge by LyricalKris reviews
Roommates Emmett Cullen and Jasper Whitlock had nothing in common save for one thing: they both knew what it was like to be the 'other' child. College is not just about discovering yourself but finding the people who will make you who you're meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,911 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7298 - Favs: 9,684 - Follows: 5,601 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 6811 - Favs: 6,269 - Follows: 4,902 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Roads by prassacut reviews
When Edward & Jasper met one drunken night, neither of them could have known how much that chance encounter would change their lives. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,087 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Edward, Jasper
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12633 - Favs: 3,856 - Follows: 3,281 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,615 - Reviews: 2894 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Hard by MyLifeandHis reviews
Lonely in a new town, Edward is searching for something. He finds what he least expected in a coffee shop– Jasper and Riley. But will Garrett change it all? E/J/R 3some E/G slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,449 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
Guilty as Charged by nivona reviews
Santana Lopez is broke - and sick of sleeping on Puckermans' couch. High school is over, and she wants to get her life together. When Blaine Anderson offers her a place to stay she can hardly refuse.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,655 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Santana L., Blaine A. - Complete
What Matters by Strae reviews
After one horny night alone with a webcam, Edward enters a surprisingly intimate friendship with a stranger online. He someday plans to meet this 'Jazz' girl he's become so oddly enraptured with; too bad Jazz isn't exactly a 'girl'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,750 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Sometimes We Take Chances by blinkanator reviews
Will Chris and Darren ever figure out that they're perfect for each other? CrissColfer RPF
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,868 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'm crazy about you by Brilliantim reviews
Kurt wants Blaine more than anything and now he'd quite determined to get it all. Everything. First attempt at smut ahaha, it might suck, but hopefully you'll like it. I hate writing summaries they never come out right, just read instead :D
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,298 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A Quiet Fire by Magnolia822 reviews
"But true love is a durable fire, In the mind ever burning, never sick, never old, never dead, From itself never turning." Ten years after a tragedy parted them, childhood friends Edward and Bella meet again. Can what was lost be recovered? E/B Some OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,175 - Reviews: 8240 - Favs: 4,908 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost by bsmog reviews
Tired of only being the Boy Who Lived, Harry disappears after the war, leaving only a mysterious letter behind. Five years later, Draco and his unlikely friends go on holiday and find magic where there is none and more on a mountain in Africa. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,651 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sleepless by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM and HPDM. Being an Auror didn't work out, so Harry is in training to be a lawyer. Then two things happen at once: Draco Malfoy approaches Harry to help him with Quidditch, and Harry starts visiting an alternate universe in his sleep. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 125,798 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3534 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flirt by xErised reviews
Draco finally decides to give Harry a set of rules and two months, nothing more and nothing less, to court him. But Harry had never expected it to be such a challenge... Post-Hogwarts. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,881 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 4,946 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mind Over Matter by SubtlePen reviews
Set in the 6 week 'blank period' at the end of Eclipse/beginning of Breaking Dawn, between the newborn battle, and the wedding. Bella and Edward expand and deepen their physical relationship in preparation for their impending marriage. AU, CITRUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,980 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete