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Occupation: reviewer. A bit trollish, blunt, no ass-kissing. No supporting nationality bashing, however likely might it seem. Honestly.

To all of U.S.A. (Utterly Stupid Authors):
I'm not certain if people who upload their stories on ff.net in order to create their own circle of fans and be showered in constant praise deserve the title of an author. Ever since I dropped by here I've been convinced this site's purpose was to share our own stories placed in one of the fictitious worlds we've come to know of and love, and the newly created fate of canon or original characters led by our, fan's, hand.
I'm not against any of the ideas, as long characters stay.. well, in-character. I do oppose whenever I see either an underdeveloped narration or misguided description; with the form of a review.
When do I write it? Whenever the fanfic is so good I cannot contain myself, or.. I see room for improvement. These messages are calculated to make the author angry (usually at me), for I know from experience it's the fastest way to induce growth.

If you feel like honoring the work of your favorite author, no problem; don't overuse their language, however, for it kills the mood. To all of the otaku and other over-zealous Japan fans: feeling like you simply MUST use Japanese? Fine! Although do consider that each time brakes with translations are used your text gets about fifty percent lamer. I think it is acceptable to explain what the characters say in En, but it still lowers my opinion of your creations. Moreover, using romanji is.. uncool. Since you love Japanese/Chinese/Russian or whatever language the original is written in, how about using original language? I think a story in Kanji or Cyrillic would be.. tremendously ingenious.

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Call Me Katto by ShamelessLiar reviews
The Avatar awakens two years late, when only a token resistance still struggles against the Fire Nation. Katara disguises herself as a boy to follow Sokka into war. Not only must she hide her gender from her comrades, she has to help the Avatar while also dodging the creepy prince who's taken such an intense interest in her. AU for timing. Coverart by Watermistress!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 272,390 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 5/23/2014 - [Katara, Zuko] Sokka, Iroh - Complete
Winner Takes All by sortasupersam reviews
They can't even tell if it's severe hate with instances of love, or severe love with instances of hate. Either way, it's a lot of hurting in order to avoid hurting. Levi/Mikasa.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,266 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [Levi, Mikasa A.]
Auburn Strands and Red Threads by Juri.DP reviews
When two people are connected, there's not much anyone can do to prevent their coming together.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,825 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 6/15/2013 - [Inuyasha, Orihime I.]
Fate's Allotter by Kist reviews
Sakura had been standing next to her cousin, smiling carelessly, but then the world shifted, and blink, she was gone. Flung back into the middle of the Third Shinobi War and armed with only a kunai and a hair-clip, she makes her stand. It's not about what she did in the past, but rather what she didn't do. Action, adventure, and a slow, burning romance. See inside for pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,966 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 3/7/2013 - [Sakura H., Minato N.] Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Castaway by Raven Hallowryn reviews
Guided by otherworldly forces as she searched for answers, Korra stumbles upon a wounded shipwreck victim. She had no idea how that day would change her life. Deep emotional introspective for both PoV's. (Post Canon (after season 1 finale))
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 293 - Words: 1,085,390 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Korra, Amon
A Voice in the Wind by tricksie reviews
Sakura's friendship with a rogue nin is a lifeline for both, but it cannot last. Nothing ever lasts for him. But when a blonde Akatsuki shows up with the bleeding kunoichi in his arms, will she be she strong enough to unravel the mystery of who he is? AU Naru/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 424,658 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 3/19/2010 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U., Itachi U.
On The Shores of Oblivion by love-warmth-life reviews
Someone killed her, and she wanted to know why. But first, Sakura needs to learn how to survive in this macabre world known as the afterlife. While struggling to come to terms with her new existence, she discovers that not everything is as it seems… [AU. Sakura-centric. Minato/Sakura. Dark!Fantasy. Rated M.] *Chapter 2 Up*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,890 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Sakura H., Minato N., Hashirama S.
A forgotten contract by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
(AU Slight Magical girlishness) She'd done it to save her friends, but she'd never remember that. She'd made a deal with those deep red eyes, and she'd never know just who they belonged to. Sometimes, ignorance IS bliss, no matter how much you think otherwise.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Fukushuu by Mika60 reviews
His gaze curiously pursued every delicate movement of her dance, his mind ignoring its usual alertness as to whatever dangerous intentions she might possess. Levi/Mikasa. Dystopian Mafia AU.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,172 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Mikasa A., Levi] - Complete
Plain and Simple by oldhokages reviews
A collection of KakaSaku drabbles and oneshots, mostly taken from prompts on tumblr.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.]
Cold Hard Evidence by 4Shame reviews
The law has taken an interest in the senshi and divulge efforts to reveal their identities. Five girls struggle to stay hidden as five boys are deployed into the fray to secretly seek them out. Perhaps some secrets are better kept than unveiled...or not.
Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,042 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 11/22/2010
Libra by Razer Athane reviews
As the last of the world's order crumbled away beneath a black wing that promised to extinguish all light, a judged Reno still dared to hope. And as broken and unbalanced as he was, he would fight to see the sun again. -Complete-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,177 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Tifa L., Reno, Marlene W. - Complete
Our Master! by skheav reviews
AU: Who would have thought bringing in stray animals result in having a naked blond sitting on your lap! NaruSakuGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,868 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
gray skies ahead by therentyoupay reviews
COMPLETE. "BREAK THE ICE" SERIES: 3/3. Gray skies and blue eyes and everything in between. — Cover art by niolynn.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,014 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Korra, Tahno - Complete
One does not prank a Haruno by moor reviews
Naruto-verse & AU. Non-massacre. OOC. An Uchiha should not prank a Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Un Papillon by aquafina rain reviews
A flap of the wing and the bird takes flight. Lives are interconnected and uncertainties gain strength. One girl is caught in a deception. In her case, blood is cunning, but she is deadly. WKXSM
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,018 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Omi T.
Fool Me Once, Shame On Me by artemisfireflame reviews
21-year-old Sakura finds difficulty in recovering from Naruto's death. And as a conspiracy unfolds, everything she believes in becomes challenged by the people she holds dear. Can a kunoichi ever find happiness and peace?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,328 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Out of the Blue by little-warrior reviews
Why is Denzel in Aeris' church? What does Tifa want at ShinRa HQ? Is Rufus' sudden interest in her just plain business? Who kills new Geostigma patients? What does Reeve know and doesn't tell? Is Elena as lost as Tseng believes?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 65 - Words: 283,664 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Rufus, Tifa L. - Complete
Awake by maple the wacky tree reviews
Set post-anime. "I'm the one who can surpass God. The one who can do anything he wants. If there's anyone who can wake your weapon powers up, it's me and my wavelength." After the defeat of the Kishin, Black Star visits Maka in the hospital to remind her of a promise they made when they were kids. Implied Black StarXMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Maka A., Black Star - Complete
When in Middle Earth facelifted & Revised edition by Dev1lOnUrShou1der reviews
Part One. When in Middle Earth...? Do as the Middle Earthlings do. Sakura finds herself stranded in Middle Earth. Her only chance of getting home? A wizard, a Ranger, & four Hobbits that are intent on dragging her into a quest she has no part in.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,879 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sakura H.
Naruto Goes To Greece by wlkwos reviews
A mission takes an unexpected turn, stranding Naruto and his friends in a land populated by heroes, witches, monsters and gods. Except the gods are on holiday, Sakura has vanished without a trace, and all Shikamaru wants to do is go home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,106 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shards of Memory by Drake Clawfang reviews
Cloud and Terra join forces to battle Kefka and Sephiroth as they search for their Crystals. Along the way they must confront their troubled pasts before their secrets cause the other's demise, and discover the higher destinies set for them. An alternate telling of the game's events from their POV. Not a typical shipping fic, romance is subtle.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 267,628 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Terra B. - Complete
Splintered Dreams by Fairheartstrife reviews
A retelling of FFVII in a "What If" story where it is Cloud that dies on that rocky hill en route to Midgar and Zack that survives. Tifa x Zack. For note: Rating has been changed to M
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 190,251 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Tifa L., Zack F.
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11108 - Favs: 6,948 - Follows: 3,254 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Masadoom and Company by hyperdrive reviews
At first, Lucca simply wanted to create moving pictures. What she invented was the boob tube! With the aid of the Chrono Trigger crew, can Lucca create the TV we all know and love? Please read and review!
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,982 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Lucca, Magus
Tristan by red lilies reviews
AU.Britannia has lost the war. Lelouch removes the mask of Zero and takes the throne. He promises Kallen that he will make sure she is by his side. Only not in the way she was expecting. And someone else isn't very happy with this turn of events, either.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,535 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Kallen S., Gino W.
Nocturne Posthume by xLilly White reviews
During their stay at Nibelheim while hunting Sephiroth, Tifa is drawn to her piano in the dead of night... TifaSeph, ingame.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Tifa L., Sephiroth
Are We Saints? by Demented Insane Spirit reviews
Azureshipping. Kaiba smiled grimly. "So, if we can agree that every human has evil qualities, that would mean we all have the potential to become saints." Anzu eyed him thoughtfully and then said, "I think even you do, Kaiba." One shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Anzu M., S. Kaiba - Complete
Not Quite a Fairy Tale by red lilies reviews
She wasn't a princess to be rescued and he wasn't her white knight. Yet the game still created holes in the blank wall of her prison. Gino/Kallen
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Gino W., Kallen S. - Complete
If You'll Marry Me, Say Nothing by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Gino x Kallen. Gino gets abused, Kallen is a tsundere, and somewhere down the line they manage to fall in love.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Gino W., Kallen S. - Complete
Centre of the Sun by Lellian reviews
There are eighty-nine and a half reasons that Haruno Sakura should resist her Hokage’s advances. She knows because she’s actually made the list. Very irreverent NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Wish by Translucent Darkness reviews
Oneshot. Orihime's always believed in Fairy Tales. Now she has to choose between Earth and Hueco Mundo, and fairy tales seem more real than ever. AU episode 141.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Jareth, Orihime I. - Complete
Tempest in a Teacup by AkaVertigo reviews
Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,018 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Bachelorette by Konstantya reviews
A frilly pink dress and reasons not to marry. Tifa could never handle being a princess, so it was probably just as well Prince Charming was never depicted as a sharpshooter. [Oneshot challenge fic proposed by Myhi over on the VincentxTifa forum.]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Tifa L., Vincent V. - Complete