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Occupation: reviewer. A bit trollish, blunt, no ass-kissing. No supporting nationality bashing, however likely might it seem. Honestly.

To all of U.S.A. (Utterly Stupid Authors):
I'm not certain if people who upload their stories on ff.net in order to create their own circle of fans and be showered in constant praise deserve the title of an author. Ever since I dropped by here I've been convinced this site's purpose was to share our own stories placed in one of the fictitious worlds we've come to know of and love, and the newly created fate of canon or original characters led by our, fan's, hand.
I'm not against any of the ideas, as long characters stay.. well, in-character. I do oppose whenever I see either an underdeveloped narration or misguided description; with the form of a review.
When do I write it? Whenever the fanfic is so good I cannot contain myself, or.. I see room for improvement. These messages are calculated to make the author angry (usually at me), for I know from experience it's the fastest way to induce growth.

If you feel like honoring the work of your favorite author, no problem; don't overuse their language, however, for it kills the mood. To all of the otaku and other over-zealous Japan fans: feeling like you simply MUST use Japanese? Fine! Although do consider that each time brakes with translations are used your text gets about fifty percent lamer. I think it is acceptable to explain what the characters say in En, but it still lowers my opinion of your creations. Moreover, using romanji is.. uncool. Since you love Japanese/Chinese/Russian or whatever language the original is written in, how about using original language? I think a story in Kanji or Cyrillic would be.. tremendously ingenious.

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Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because, sometimes, we are what our adversaries make of us. Because Gatō only needed Zabuza to neutralize Kakashi. He isn't afraid of one little pink-haired genin. But even mice will bite when cornered. A story of where fear drives the most vulnerable member of Team Seven, from Wave and beyond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 209,655 - Reviews: 5327 - Favs: 4,098 - Follows: 4,340 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Ochako Uraraka and the Grumpy Seeker by happyisahabit reviews
(Or, Katsuki Bakugou and What Not to Write Home to Mom.) Harry Potter AU for Kacchako Week 2017! Special appearances by Kacchan's mom and Ochako's dad. Tiny Tsuyu/Kirishima.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/19 - [Katsuki B., Ochako U.] Tsuyu A., E. Kirishima - Complete
Phoenix by AXIVII reviews
Momoko should have known better when everything started to go wrong. The murders, the warnings, and now this… She is dealing with an old enemy who can't seem to let go of the past, and the past might just kill the both of them.
Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 102,633 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Momoko A., Brick]
Bred-In-The-Bone by FreyjaBee reviews
Nothing is as he left it. His best friend kinda hates him, his guild is gone, Magnolia is still in tatters and there is a heartbeat under his skin he doesn't quite recognize. Desperate to put everything back into place, Natsu gathers Fairy Tail together again. There's only one problem: his biggest secret is about to tear him apart. If Gray doesn't do it first.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 183,522 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/16/2016 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] [Gray F., Juvia L.] - Complete
A Voice in the Wind by tricksie reviews
Sakura's friendship with a rogue nin is a lifeline for both, but it cannot last. Nothing ever lasts for him. But when a blonde Akatsuki shows up with the bleeding kunoichi in his arms, will she be she strong enough to unravel the mystery of who he is? AU Naru/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 439,411 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 3/19/2010 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Splintered Dreams by Fairheartstrife reviews
A retelling of FFVII in a "What If" story where it is Cloud that dies on that rocky hill en route to Midgar and Zack that survives. Tifa x Zack. For note: Rating has been changed to M
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 193,738 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Tifa L., Zack F.
Bad by kenzeaye reviews
Post-series. The blows keep coming for a grieving, insomniac Spike as the ISSP plans to make an example of him to put an end to syndicate crime on Mars. A newly-motivated Faye hatches a scheme to help Spike (and herself, of course). Jet attempts to assist the pair meanwhile questioning the wisdom of his continued involvement in their lives. Language, violence, sexuality. SxF.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,041 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 12/4/2011 - [Spike S., Faye V.]
Fate's Allotter by Kist reviews
Sakura had been standing next to her cousin, smiling carelessly, but then the world shifted, and blink, she was gone. Flung back into the middle of the Third Shinobi War and armed with only a kunai and a hair-clip, she makes her stand. It's not about what she did in the past, but rather what she didn't do. Action, adventure, and a slow, burning romance. See inside for pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,057 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 3/7/2013 - [Sakura H., Minato N.] Naruto U., Itachi U.
Heartstrings by taylortot reviews
One of Marinette's rare unlucky days turns into something treacherous. Thanks to a certain cat, the real danger passes but there are other things to be more afraid of. Her heart, for example, might be one of them. Mari/Chat.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,038 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Living the Dream by Ally147 reviews
Draco isn't sure what sort person would grow up dreaming of becoming a high-class escort, but for a young man with Veela blood who has to find his one Mate in a population of billions before he reaches the ripe old age of thirty? What other career choice is there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,567 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/16/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z. - Complete
We Could Be Something by Chaton Rouge reviews
With just one look, he fell for her. Her smile took his breath away and her eyes captivated him from the start. It's too bad she's pining after someone else better than him. Nathanael loved Marinette in a way Adrien never could. Chat Noir came to steal her away. Drabble
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/13/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Nathanaël K./Evillustrator - Complete
That One Night by therentyoupay reviews
What's more fun than five different love triangles? When half the people don't even realize that they're in them. — Tahnorra, grad school!AU; in which Tahno knows a lot about swamps, Korra becomes his intern, and general chaos ensues. Collection of gift!fics for my tumblr followers, all inspired with the prompt: "That one night..." Rated M, mostly for language and citrus.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 116 - Words: 221,171 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Korra, Tahno
Well, excuse me, princess! by metawohoo reviews
Chloé Bourgeois was so efficient at transforming people into Akumas that Hawk Moth had to turn to recycling. Some of his former victims became villains for a second, sometimes third time. Some of the others, well… They could as well have applied for a frequent flier card and gotten free trips on the house. Nathanaël was one of them.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,412 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Chloé B./Antibug
Do as the Middle-Earthlings Do by It's-Kraggie reviews
When in Middle Earth, do as the Middle-Earthlings do: Sakura finds herself in the midst of Middle Earth, immersed in a war she has no part in, saving a world and people she doesn't know, and why? Because Naruto would be disappointed in her if she ever got back and told him she hadn't...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,024 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Sakura H.
Pink Haired Fox by OfPaintAndOil reviews
Sakura is a half-breed kitsune. She has made peace with the full-blooded spirits from the deepest parts of the woods, though she still has to be clever enough to not fall for the trickery they use to try to lure her into the spirit woods, to finally make her theirs. But something has changed, and they are no longer content to wait for her to make that final choice. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Sai - Complete
Battle of Samurai Bridge by PureWaterLily reviews
It took the stab of a chidori to her heart to open her eyes. Canon rewrite. Sasuke vs. Sakura finale.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cold Hard Evidence by 4Shame reviews
The law has taken an interest in the senshi and divulge efforts to reveal their identities. Five girls struggle to stay hidden as five boys are deployed into the fray to secretly seek them out. Perhaps some secrets are better kept than unveiled...or not.
Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,958 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 11/22/2010
The First Flower of Spring by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,167 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 2,588 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sakura H.
Permission to Castrate Please by PureWaterLily reviews
To save Itachi from his terminal illness, Sakura leaves Konoha to study under the renowned doctor of the New World, Carlisle. It's just too bad his son, Edward, will not stop creepily stalking her.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,112 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sakura H., Edward
Phantom Girl by bibliosophia reviews
"Phantom Lord's famous for not getting along with Fairy Tail. I actually fretted deciding which one I wanted to join. After all, their reputation is nearly as nuts as Fairy Tail's!" Lucy helps a Dragon Slayer defeat some slavers, and in exchange he invites her to join his guild! ...no, not that Dragon Slayer. No, not that guild.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 240,885 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Lucy H., Gajeel R., Juvia L., Rogue C. - Complete
A forgotten contract by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
(AU Slight Magical girlishness) She'd done it to save her friends, but she'd never remember that. She'd made a deal with those deep red eyes, and she'd never know just who they belonged to. Sometimes, ignorance IS bliss, no matter how much you think otherwise.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Gintama - Time Reversal Arc by HeroFiend reviews
When the Yorozuya Gin-chan's leader was unceremoniously reverted to a child, Shinpachi and Kagura have to find a way to amend the entire situation. Yet, who is that elusive someone who stands in their way at every turn? COMPLETE as of 6/5/14. Thanks to the guest who pointed out the correct completion date ;)
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,353 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Gintoki S., Shinpachi S., Kagura - Complete
Fukushuu by Mika60 reviews
His gaze curiously pursued every delicate movement of her dance, his mind ignoring its usual alertness as to whatever dangerous intentions she might possess. Levi/Mikasa. Dystopian Mafia AU.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,172 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Mikasa A., Levi] - Complete
Libra by Razer Athane reviews
As the last of the world's order crumbled away beneath a black wing that promised to extinguish all light, a judged Reno still dared to hope. And as broken and unbalanced as he was, he would fight to see the sun again. -Complete-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,177 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Tifa L., Reno, Marlene W. - Complete
Artistic Purposes by StormyInk reviews
Sai finds his favorite drawing subjects a bit lacking of late, and he sets a plan into motion to draw his team mates together. Simply for the sake of his art, of course. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
One does not prank a Haruno by moor reviews
Naruto-verse & AU. Non-massacre. OOC. An Uchiha should not prank a Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 2,381 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Un Papillon by aquafina rain reviews
A flap of the wing and the bird takes flight. Lives are interconnected and uncertainties gain strength. One girl is caught in a deception. In her case, blood is cunning, but she is deadly. WKXSM
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,018 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Omi T.
Fool Me Once, Shame On Me by artemisfireflame reviews
21-year-old Sakura finds difficulty in recovering from Naruto's death. And as a conspiracy unfolds, everything she believes in becomes challenged by the people she holds dear. Can a kunoichi ever find happiness and peace?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,328 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Out of the Blue by little-warrior reviews
Why is Denzel in Aeris' church? What does Tifa want at ShinRa HQ? Is Rufus' sudden interest in her just plain business? Who kills new Geostigma patients? What does Reeve know and doesn't tell? Is Elena as lost as Tseng believes?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 65 - Words: 283,664 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Rufus, Tifa L. - Complete
Awake by maple the wacky tree reviews
Set post-anime. "I'm the one who can surpass God. The one who can do anything he wants. If there's anyone who can wake your weapon powers up, it's me and my wavelength." After the defeat of the Kishin, Black Star visits Maka in the hospital to remind her of a promise they made when they were kids. Implied Black StarXMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Maka A., Black Star - Complete
Tainting the Roses Red by Child of the Ashes reviews
Ichigo knew he could be thick headed. He almost always learned things the hard way, but about this, he couldn't be making mistakes. His hollow was playing a dangerous game, one that somehow involved Inoue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 107,347 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Naruto Goes To Greece by wlkwos reviews
A mission takes an unexpected turn, stranding Naruto and his friends in a land populated by heroes, witches, monsters and gods. Except the gods are on holiday, Sakura has vanished without a trace, and all Shikamaru wants to do is go home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,106 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shards of Memory by Drake Clawfang reviews
Cloud and Terra join forces to battle Kefka and Sephiroth as they search for their Crystals. Along the way they must confront their troubled pasts before their secrets cause the other's demise, and discover the higher destinies set for them. An alternate telling of the game's events from their POV. Not a typical shipping fic, romance is subtle.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 267,070 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Terra B. - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11521 - Favs: 8,397 - Follows: 3,611 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Masadoom and Company by hyperdrive reviews
At first, Lucca simply wanted to create moving pictures. What she invented was the boob tube! With the aid of the Chrono Trigger crew, can Lucca create the TV we all know and love? Please read and review!
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,982 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Lucca, Magus
Tell the Girl by myTme reviews
Otz resurfaces, forcing our reticent cowboy to return to Gunsmoke. Surprises, fisticuffs, and armed women with a score to settle are all here, in the second part of Cosmic Castaway. Rated for language and implications.
Crossover - Trigun & Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,182 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
Cosmic Castaway by myTme reviews
Chasing bounties has never been so educational. On a recently discovered planet, Faye's forgotten past will be revealed; Spike's nine lives explained; and Vash will be given a family reunion he'll never forget. Rated for language and implications.
Crossover - Trigun & Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,137 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/31/2010
Nocturne Posthume by xLilly White reviews
During their stay at Nibelheim while hunting Sephiroth, Tifa is drawn to her piano in the dead of night... TifaSeph, ingame.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Tifa L., Sephiroth
Are We Saints? by Demented Insane Spirit reviews
Azureshipping. Kaiba smiled grimly. "So, if we can agree that every human has evil qualities, that would mean we all have the potential to become saints." Anzu eyed him thoughtfully and then said, "I think even you do, Kaiba." One shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba - Complete
If You'll Marry Me, Say Nothing by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Gino x Kallen. Gino gets abused, Kallen is a tsundere, and somewhere down the line they manage to fall in love.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Gino W., Kallen S. - Complete
Centre of the Sun by Lellian reviews
There are eighty-nine and a half reasons that Haruno Sakura should resist her Hokage’s advances. She knows because she’s actually made the list. Very irreverent NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Wish by Translucent Darkness reviews
Oneshot. Orihime's always believed in Fairy Tales. Now she has to choose between Earth and Hueco Mundo, and fairy tales seem more real than ever. AU episode 141.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Jareth, Orihime I. - Complete
Bachelorette by Konstantya reviews
A frilly pink dress and reasons not to marry. Tifa could never handle being a princess, so it was probably just as well Prince Charming was never depicted as a sharpshooter. [Oneshot challenge fic proposed by Myhi over on the VincentxTifa forum.]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Tifa L., Vincent V. - Complete