toadstoolcouch
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 11-08-02, id: 291333, Profile Updated: 07-15-12
Author has written 40 stories for Harry Potter, Fairly OddParents, Doom, Batman, StarTrek: The Original Series, Metalocalypse, Aladdin, Castlevania, Blades of Glory, Futurama, Godfather, Reservoir Dogs, Sherlock, Whitechapel, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Breaking Bad, and Dr. Seuss series.

I'm re-taking the reigns of A Thin Glass. I hate that it took me so long, but I've never written a fanfic that huge before! But I'm excited to dive right back in, especially having figured out certain issues that were confounding me. Revisiting my obsessive love for Star Trek has certainly helped!

I'm a fan of a lot of different things, but esp. BDSM, sci-fi, fantasy/occult, homoerotica, animation, comics, stuff like that.

You're welcome to check out where I am most active, and that's my LiveJournal. I have lots of art and my current stories up there.

http://toadstoolcouch.tumblr.com/

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

50 Flavors of Logurt by PirateTurtle4 reviews
A series of micro fics with one word prompts featuring Kurt and Logan. Ratings will vary,but going with M to be on the safe side
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Nightcrawler, Wolverine
DoubleCrossed by Amon2 reviews
Hector proves to be a traitor, but not to Dracula. Hector/Trevor/Isaac.
Castlevania - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Trevor B., Hector - Complete
The Package by SoffySof reviews
Fry must send one Package to someone.Warning: Contains Slash...and yes I know bad summary,anyways I hope you like this
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - P. Fry, Zapp B. - Complete
Risk it or back out by Benderine reviews
One card game. Two friends. Lots of Nixonbucks at stake. Only Bender knows how to make Fry lose every ounce of concentration. Fender or Fry/Bender drabble.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bender R., P. Fry - Complete
Scars by VulcanCheesecake reviews
Logan/Kurt Can you tell I'm a fan? Kurt wants his redemption. And he needs Logan's help. ACHTUNG: Cuttings and Smecks!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Wolverine, Nightcrawler - Complete
Proposition by Lovelorn Lindsey reviews
It's been quite some time since Julien was in Madagascar, with all those lovely ladies-and sometimes gentlemen-falling over him, ready to sate his every desire, but now his only lemur plebeians are Mort and Maurice, and they simply will not do. Skip/Jul
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,030 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
The Benefits of the Uniform by MissusPatches reviews
A brief dabble in a slashy pairing of the crack-ish sort. xD it simply had to be done !
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
A New Life in Agrabah by Incy Little Spider reviews
A few months after Jafar has taken over, and the evil sorcerer's thoughts on his success. Not one for people who don't like seeing heroes being downtrodden and abused.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Aladdin, Jafar - Complete
Tantrum by dbspug reviews
Metalocalypse. Murderface throws one heck of a tantrum. Light Slash.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
The Game We Play by Dark Jester reviews
IMPORTANT: Please check out the FULL and edited version of TGWP on http: // thegameweplay . live journal . com /profile
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,622 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Totally Pointless Yaoi by Lynn Osburn reviews
UPDATES: CAPTURED VIII! The final installment both of the Captured Series and the TPY. Coming Soon. TPY V2.0!
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,358 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Thy Best, Thy Heavenly Friend by Telanu reviews
Set directly after the Season One finale, Sold Under Sin. Al Swearengen and Seth Bullock didn't quite finish their little talk. AlxSeth SLASH.
Deadwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Origin Beach by Sparky Lurkdragon reviews
Prehistoric Singers are inspired by a Singer from their future.
Ecco the Dolphin - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
The End of Jay and Silent Bob by evil squirrell reviews
What happens to Jay when SIlent Bob get fed up and leaves? What about Silent Bob when he decides to ditch Jay and do what's best for him? Find out. Chapter 1 only.
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2005
The So Many Tears Collection by Eternal Silence reviews
2nd story, "Foolish". Wanda's sick and tired of it. She can't take much more. He can never appriciate her, he acts like he dosen't love her. She can't stand it. She's leaving.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004
Clerks and Furniture by Foley Artist reviews
Randal's theory of comfy chairs.
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/13/2003
Training by Missingmile reviews
Spoiler and Batgirl are getting to know one another (eventually f/f, non-graphic)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2002 - Published: 4/20/2002
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Thin Glass reviews
9/18/13: New chapter! I'm giving this another go! When the crew goes back to their proper universes at the end of "Mirror, Mirror," both McCoys are left in the wrong universe. BDSM, graphic slash, violence, suicide in one chapter. Mirror verse I am continuing this story, after so many lovely reviews and finally solving my plot problems. Thank you, readers!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,987 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 11/11/2009 - L. McCoy, Spock
Sex Ed reviews
Brett wants to show Chet how masturbating works, by using Once-ler as a model. Slash, incest, extreme
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2013 - The Once-ler, Brett and Chet - Complete
More reviews
Greed-ler's the boss of this destructive enterprise, and Once-ler wants to make a change, while he still can. Things get out of control. Oncest. Extreme
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Complete
One on One reviews
Prequel fic. Mr. White is concerned about one of his student's poor grades. Not slash. No spoilers.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Complete
Mates reviews
Taurik and Wesley become friends. Shortly after, Taurik goes through his first Pon Farr. Set before "Lower Decks." mild slash, mostly friendfic
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Wesley C. - Complete
To Spill My Brother's Blood
A character/relationship study of the twins using boxing as plot fodder. Incest
Whitechapel - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
Interview with the Devil reviews
Moran first meets Moriarty. pre-slash. Slightly dark themes
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/28/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
Pulse reviews
Jim/Molly. Set before the Great Game, while Jim and Molly were dating. The two spend a night in. Warnings: it gets slightly dark for a moment
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/13/2012 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper - Complete
The Nature of Addiction reviews
Sherlock turns to his brother to satisfy his cravings. TW: Incest, smoking fetish, light bdsm themes
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
So Reassuring reviews
Mr. White tries to calm Mr. Orange before the heist. Friendship or slash; it's up to you. Personally I 'ship them, but this story isn't about sex.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
I Never Told You My Name reviews
Freddy actually thinks he can have his fun with Larry and get away with it; just some slashy filling in of the blanks from Freddy's POV slash, mature themes
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Denial reviews
Curse of Darkness. Hector loses the first battle in the game to Isaac. Now he's his prisoner. But Isaac does not expect Dracula to return. WARNINGS: BDSM, graphic gore, sex, violence, non con. Isaac/Hector, Dracula/Isaac, Dracula/Hector
Castlevania - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,107 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Isaac, Hector
Wasted Appointment reviews
Fredo rarely gets to see his brother anymore, and finally when he gets a chance, Michael wastes time getting on his case about something, rather than get to what Fredo was hoping for. Slash, incest.
Godfather - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Complete
My Hero reviews
Ashamed of being called a coward by Zapp, Fry goes out and tries to do something brave to redeem himself. Based on "War is the H-Word." Warnings for violence/gore
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2010 - P. Fry, Zapp B. - Complete
Drunken Fumblings reviews
Fry gets drunk at a party and Zapp takes advantage. Graphic sex, dub-con, angst.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2010 - P. Fry, Zapp B. - Complete
Late Night Office Work reviews
Fry really likes Planet Express' new CEO, Steve Castle. Very short, pre-slash.
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - P. Fry - Complete
To Boldly Goto School reviews
Zapp and Kif were friends when they first met in the Academy, but how long can this last? Preslash.
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Zapp B., Kif K. - Complete
I, Horndog reviews
Missing scene from "Insane in the Mainframe." Roberto does terrible things to Fry in their shared cell. Slash, extreme, non-con. Implied Bender/Fry at the end
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2010 - P. Fry, Bender R. - Complete
Corporate Merger reviews
The 80s CEO guy from "Future Stock" and Fry make out in between business endeavors. Slash.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - P. Fry - Complete
Taught reviews
Chazz teaches Jimmy how to kiss. Slash/fluff
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Chazz M. M., Jimmy M. - Complete
New Home, New Father reviews
Mozenrath was sold into apprenticeship with Destane at a young age. Very little is known about his past or his real father, so here are a few ficlets about my ideas on that. Warnings for violence and non-con to a minor, dark themes
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Mozenrath, Xerxes - Complete
The Well reviews
Reflections of Mozenrath's tortured life with Destane, his past, his father, etc., while being stuck in a well. Warnings for underage, graphic non con sexual situations, mentions of violence and past abuse
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Mozenrath, Xerxes - Complete
You Only Die Once reviews
Seth writes a story where he tortures his lover and brother, Pickles, to death. Incest, slash, extreme, graphic
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Pickles - Complete
Song Meme reviews
A bunch of ficlets done as a meme, a fic for a random song. Mostly Seth/Pickles.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Pickles, Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Suicide reviews
Teen!Pickles tries to kill himself. Seth finds his suicide note. Incest, slash, graphic
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Pickles - Complete
When Are You Coming Home
Teen!Pickles doesn't come home when he says and Seth is worried. Incest, slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,772 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Pickles - Complete
Together in Deth reviews
WILL NEVER BE FINISHED. Very sorry about that, but the muse has died. This is here in case anyone wanted to re-read early chapters and possibly finish the story themselves. BDSM, graphic slash, violence
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Nathan E., Skwisgaar S.
Talented reviews
Seth has Pickles show him a trick he learned. Incest, slash, extreme
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Pickles - Complete
Last Night reviews
A very drunk Skwisgaar and Toki fool around late one night.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Ahff the Wagon reviews
Pickles goes to a bachelor party with Seth right before his wedding. This is what happened behind the scenes from the episode, including Pickles' own revenge. Incest, slash, extreme, violence
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Pickles - Complete
Big Brother II reviews
Sequel to Big Brother. Incest, bdsm, extreme, slash, Seth/Pickles
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Pickles - Complete
Big Brother reviews
Pickles and Seth meet up after years of separation when the band's parents are allowed to visit. Horrendous flashbacks and Seth's present, lecherous actions lead to Pickles' final snapping point. Incest, slash, extreme. Complete
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Pickles - Complete
Belonging reviews
Joker/Harley. Just a quick look into how Harley feels about her and her Puddin'. Light BDSM
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
All For Him reviews
Set in the Mirrorverse, M!Kirk forces M!McCoy to torture someone, and rewards him with sex. Warning: extreme, torture, dub con, graphic, gore
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - L. McCoy, J. Kirk - Complete
Peace reviews
Spock realizes very taboo feelings about his father during the events of Journey to Babel. WARNINGS: Incest, graphic. Spoilers for that episode.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
Just Thinking reviews
McCoy's thoughts on Kirk and Spock getting together.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/7/2009 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Hilarious reviews
The Joker kidnaps a Mary Sue for a delightful time of torture and humiliation. Warning: Extreme
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2007 - The Joker
Mercy Mild reviews
Doom's hero, Flynn Taggart, takes pity on a humanlike imp, only to later sorely regret it. Warning: Violence, cussing.
Doom - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,076 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006
The Cone and I reviews
Construction cones. For marking places. Or for TIPPING!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All I Need to Know reviews
A look inside Cosmo's diary shows how his adultery haunts him, how far he would go for the love of his wife, and what his first fling with the lusty Tooth Fairy was like. Warnings: a bit of homosexuality and Cosmo caused randomness. CW mostly.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
Manager of:
Community: Pushing the Limits
Focus: General: All Categories