Author has written 17 stories for South Park.
Welcome to my profile! I'm MarshieMello-Cookie, previously known as xXCookieDoughXx
So, you may be wondering, 'What's in this profile, and is it worth my time reading?' Well, check below to find out!
-My deviantArt stuff (Where I post fanarts, crappy comics and...do...stuff)
BEHOLD AND WORSHIP MY AMAZING ARTWORK, RIGHT THERE! BEHOLD AND WORSHIP!
Check out my DeviantArt!This is where I post (crappy) comics and doodles based on my fics, and I might even do fanart for other fics, or just if you request it, or something like that.
Le Journal 24/7/13
It's from .Кофейная., a Russian fan who read the translated version by Tokomo. It's a scene from early in the Stennman rant, with the one and only, Stennman!
See that link? It's saying 'Click me! Click me! I'll take you on a magical fluffy unicorn cotton-candy adventure to a land of skittle-throwing superhero rejects!
Le Journal 2/11/13
Anywho, Traffic Stats are an amazing thing. Just seeing how many people from all across the globe read Kyle's Rants alone always makes me squee with joy! I typically point out countries like 'Oooh! I have a Japanese reader!' or 'Sweet! Readers from Ukraine!'.
The only problem is, it doesn't tell me who. Of course, for privacy, that's understandable. But if I knew, I'd try to personally thank everyone! So I'll just do so here!
One thing that plagues me is how I used to ask for reviews in earlier chapters of Kyle's Rants. I'm too scared to look at them, let alone edit them! And of course, asking for reviews now especially just seems rude, considering how amazing people always are.
So, my reason? Because when someone reviews, I know they've read it! And that always makes me happy, and I always try to thank them! Funnily enough, most who do end up becoming close internet-friends of mine!
But I guess this isn't so much about reviews. It's about me thanking all you anonymous'. If you ever feel like crap, just remember - Even though I have know idea who you are, or what things you have done, you made a chick like me smile. You made me someone happy by just looking at a freakin' fanfic.
That's pretty neato. So, have a fabulous day and remember - Don't eat too many banana's, it could kill you
Le Journal 23/1/14
Man, long time no speak, huh? I can't help but wonder if people actually read this...
Anywho, I'm sorry for not replying yet, and my lack of updates on stories! Supernatural is to blame. Yep. Booo Supernatural, eating my free time and making me feel feels. That, and the site's new update has left me somewhat...disabled.
Text turning to Chinese, inability to scroll through chapters, etc. Honestly, if you're gonna do another update, at least make it work!
Enough of my crappy excuses. Kyle's Rants is very near the end. I'm considering making 60 the final one, to wrap it all up nicely. I'm sorry for the wait, but making an ending for this is hard. I mean, coming up with endings for stories can be difficult, but a collection of rants? Now that's hard.
Thanks for reading, and hopefully, I'll be with you guys again soon!
Things About Me
Name: Marshie, Mello, MarshieMello, or Cookie. They sound way nicer than my real name. If you want to know it, here's a hint! It means Strong in Gaelic and Pearl in Greek. What? Riddles can be fun! And hey, maybe you'll be the lucky person to have guessed it in the first go!
Age: I look younger than I am, but have a mind ahead of the rest of myself. I like to keep that a mystery...because, I don't know, I just like being mysterious. Take a guess, and stick with it! Or change it. Or don't bother. That's cool.
Birthday: 9th October. I like it, it's a pretty date.
Gender: Well the very manly username definitely gives you a hint, huh? But, yeah, I’m a chick, who is mistaken for a guy so many times that I don’t even know any more. I'm somewhat gender-confused, I guess.
Appearance: I have dark brown, medium length hair, that has highlights of red, ginger, black, light brown, blonde, and even grey. I always wanted multi-coloured hair, but this is just ridiculous. And that, my little tea-cups, is the bad-side of dying your hair. Also, I have freaky blue eyes. In a good mood, they’re really blue. In a bad mood, they’re a pale, icy blue – Almost grey. They're also huge, which is great for staring at people and creeping them out...Heheheh...
Nationality: Irish/British, or Britirish as I call it. It's pretty cool, being able to change your nationality whenever the heck you feel like suddenly being British
Accent: Yes, I put an accent section in. Why? Because my voice is weird. Despite being Irish, I don't have the fabulous accent, which sucks. Instead, I have a strong American one, which I'll never understand. I don't have American relatives or watch much American TV, so how did I get it? Even stranger, I slip into various accents at random times - Proper Irish country lad, posh British individual, heck, earlier, it was a strangely masculine New Yorker accent!
Pets: I have two cats, Misty and Spice, seven kittens (lil' bundles of fluffy happiness!) as well as two rabbits - Ellie and Caramell. I named Caramell after the Caramelldansen
Likes: Rainbows, Tutus, My Knee-High Converse, my baby iPod, Nyan Cat, fluffy slippers, pyjamas, doing crazy shit with my friends, doodling, writing random stories, weird accessories (Like gloves, ties, badges, hats etc.), anime, Japanese things, being home alone, my room, night-time, the Moon, hoodies with ears, and knee-high socks, history, wearing things as capes, pasta, noodles, Hetalia, making a brilliant pun
Dislikes: One Direction (And the really nasty fans who scream at you for disliking their 'babies'), Justin Bieber, waking up early, school, having to pretend to be someone I’m not, chavs, duckfaces, that pose people do with their hand on their nose, people I hate, frogs (Huge phobia of them), my sister when she’s being a cow, people interrupting me, noobs, following the crowd, most music that’s in the charts, fangirls who send you death threats and when my internet isn't working, people who insult my friends
I am: A bipolar psychopath with multiple personalities. There's normal me, school-girl me, psychotic killer me, Yaoi fangirl me, and emo me. It's like a great big party, with 5 people in the same body. Heheh...woopsies, I forgot about perverted me.
Warning: Since I have close to no social life in reality, if you PM me, I probably will yap on forever. I'm a person who can change the topic about 5 times in one message, then make plastic bottles sound like the most interesting things of all. In other words, I love talking, so PM me if you wanna chat! Even if I don't know you, go ahead!
My Current Goal is: To watch as much anime as possible. I hope to watch Black Rock Shooter, Sailor Moon, Shugo Chara, Junjou Romantica and so on. So much anime...so little time...
But I do have one true goal. To put a smile on your face! It's because of the lovely people here on FF.Net that I got back into writing, and I owe to them all the new friends I've made and all the adventures I've had! The very least I can do in return is make you smile for making me smile! Cheesier than the World's Largest Cheese Statue, but true!
Who or What I Want to Be: To become a 'cute lady'. I don't want to be a sexy chick, or a hot babe( Not that I am anyway, of course)! How did the sudden inspiration come about? When I looked at Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's new earphones which are designed for 'cute ladies'. Other than that, I'd love to become an Author, or a mangaka, or a Voice Actor!
The story I am most proud of is: Currently tied between In Your Worst Nightmares and Kyle's Rants.
Shows/Animes/Manga/Books I'm into: South Park, Death Note, Merlin, Vocaloid, Hetalia, Yu-Gi-Oh, Tsuritama, Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, Ouran High School Host Club, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Fullmetal Alchemist, Attack on Titan, Sherlock, Supernatural, Free!
*Le Note - If I ever get round to writing fanfics for any of the above fandoms (Minus SP), they will be written on my other account, Zyxamie, since this is my South Park only account. However, the Zyxamie account is sort of...empty.
Favourite Games: Drawn to Life, Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter (Made me cry like a little bitch), HetaOni (STEVE, DAMMIT), Ao-Oni, Happy Wheels, Wolfpuncher 2 (Get the reference?) Techno Kitten Adventure, Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon, Robot Unicorn Attack, The Witch's House (And RPG games in general) and No Luca No. I'm amused easily. Yes, hitting a cat that wants your cereal amuses me greatly. And yes, I am clearly no hardcore gamer. I'll just stick to my horror RPG's, thank you kindly.
Favourite Bands/Singers: Simple Plan, Owl City, t.A.T.u, Fall Out Boy, Your Favourite Martian, Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin/Len, Gumi Megpoid, Kasane Teto, Megurine Luka, SF-A2 Miki, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, Evanescence, Hollywood Undead, My Chemical Romance, Caramell, P!nk, The Fray, Linkin Park, Leona Lewis, The Killers, The Offspring, Secondhand Serenade, Ashes Remain, 96Neko, Three Days Grace, wowaka, Circus-P, Akiakane, JubyPhonic, Nano
"Here, I'll give you this strawberry if you promise to keep it a secret." -L Death Note
"I’ll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" -Light Yagami Death Note
“And justice will prevail no matter what” – L Death Note
“If you don’t get serious about this, I’ll kick you” – L Death Note
“Apple?” – Ryuk Death Note Movie
“I can’t imagine living in a world without Light!” – Misa Amane, Death Note
“You’ve been staring at me for the last two minutes – Wait, lemme guess, you must be annoyed because I’m the only one eating cake at the moment”- L Death Note
“You are indeed very stupid” –Kasane Teto Kasane Territory
"I'm the box-of-tomatoes fairy!" Italy Hetalia
"PASTAAAA!" Italy Hetalia
"Flying Mint Bunny!" Britain/England Hetalia
"Britain got a star stuck in his head! That's badass!" America Hetalia
"Dude, I'm totally coming there to hug you! ICEE-CREAAAMMM!!!" America Hetalia
"Why do you always have to be such a damn wanker?!" Britain/England Hetalia
"What the crapola happened here?!" Romano Hetalia
"MOOSTACHE!" Romano Hetalia
"Your ass is grass, Herr Sassafrass!" Romano, Hetalia
"I am so punching your ear! Visualize that sort of pain!" Romano, Hetalia
"Shut up you evil muffins!" Romano (Speaking to the Mafia), Hetalia
"I am simply one hell of a butler" Sebastian, Black Butler
"I confess, it was I who was responsible for the outbreak of the Black Death in Europe" Sebastian, Black Butler
"Oooh! The fate of the world depends on it, aibou!" Marik Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series
"My British-ness is fading! I can barely feel my stiff upper lip!" Ryou Bakura, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series
"How the bloody hell am I meant to use a bloody card I don't bloody have!" Yami Bakura, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series
"He's not my girlfriend!"
"I'm turning this cake into a bomb!" Hikaru, Ouran High School Host Club
"Sex pixie!" Hikaru, Ouran High School Host Club
"YOUR STOMACH'S A MELON!" Edward Elric, Full-Metal Alchemist
"I WILL NOT LOSE THIS TIME! I, EDWARD ELRIC, WILL USE MY CONSIDERABLE POWERS TO VANQUISH YOU! YOU MANGY MUUUUTT!" Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood
"AW, GREAT! NOW MY ARM'S COME OFF BECAUSE MY BROTHER'S A BIG, FAT IDIOT!" Alphonse Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood
"So we meet again, you little bastard. I'm not going to drink you!" Edward Elric (speaking to a bottle of milk), Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood
"YOUR SPECIAL POWER IS SALIVA?!" Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood
"Shorty?! Could a shorty do this?! What else you want to call me: a half-pint bean-sprout midget?! I'm still growing you backwater desert idiots!" Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY HE COULD ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFIYING GLASS, YOU JERK!" Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
"And when I'm Führer, there will be changes. That day, all female officers will be required to wear...TINY MINISKIRTS!" Roy Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist
“I’ll get the popcorn. This should be interesting” – Me
“THE RATS RUN HOME!”- Our PE Teacher
“Chase the rainbows in my mind, and I will try to stay alive” – P!nk Runaway
"I'm surrounded by idiots" Scar The Lion King
“Now if you don’t mind me, Imma gonna eat some cake”- Me
"Please stab me in the face with a fork" - Me, My daily school mantra
"The true power of fanfics is to keep the original storyline and tweak it into something of literary and comedic genius." - SnowFallsSilverOnRoute37
"FF is very much like a pond, it's just very calming and placid, and it's not 'noisy' or 'loud' like some websites are, and the people around are lovely" - Cooki33Monster
"He beamed reassuringly, "Now eat, my child, eat. After this we play the good Samaritans and give food to the poor! This week's contestant is;" He thrust his hands up into the air, laughing with a high spirited humour, "Kenny! Yaaaaay!" Chapter 2, A Letter From Stan by Llama-Egg. Yep, a quote from a fanfic, because I adore it, and it made me laugh like a dopey hyena.
Fun Facts about Me!
- I have an obsession for knee-high socks. I have a bloody collection of them
Well, as you can see, my stories vary from depressing to humorous. Of course, I'm more of a comedy writer now, here to make you smile!
The Truth is Revealed (A bit of a fail story, written in my noobish days)
Love Hurts (Discontinued)
And now guys, an extra super special treat! These are the summaries for future stories, which I was not going to release, but hey, I've decided to be nice and let you take a peek! But please, do not steal my ideas. Please, I will get really upset if anyone does.
PRINCESS KYLIE RETURNS
CURRENTLY UN-NAMED COON & FRIENDS FIC
A new female superhero has appeared. Cartman goes Coon once again, and gets a team to capture her and demand her knowledge of the magic she uses. Meanwhile, the others re-assemble to protect her from the Coon. In a race to find out the girl's identity, they only know she goes to their school, and has just as long as the rest of them.
But who is she? Will the Coon find out first and use her sparkly wand of magical kittens to doom mankind? Or will the others find out and stop the madness? Well, you'll find out...sometime...someday...when I write it...
LIQUID INSANITY...OR SOME OTHER NAME, HECK, I DON'T KNOW YET
THE ENTHRALLING TALES OF THE MENACING CORNER
IT'S A MEME WORLD AFTER ALL
IN NIGHTMARES EVEN WORSE THAN THAT
IN THE CLOSET
333 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF...
SUPER ULTRA MEGA GENDER WARS (Fic idea given by thecrazierone)
So here's how it works:
Opening credits: Tapioca no Uta – 96Neko
Huh. I wish I could try tapioca…But this gives a cheery ring to it!
Waking up: PoPiPo Ryu Remix – Hatsune Miku
Perfect! This makes me want to dance like a vegetable juice fuelled crazy person! Which happens to be the complete opposite of how I am in the mornings after a night of fanfiction reading.
First Day of School: Here in your arms – Hellogoodbye
Whom may these arms belong to? WHOM?! This isn’t gonna be one of those cheesy high school flicks, is it? Where the chick is caught by the guy and they fall in love?
Average day: No.6 Suicide Room – HetaOni
Oh…so now my average day is filled with utterly horrifying and unspeakable evils? –Shudders-
Or what if my average day in this is a constant battle with my evil alter-ego? Neato!
Falling in love: My Heart Will Go On – Piano/Violin ver.
Great. This doesn’t signal good things, does it? I believe this relationship shall sink quickly. PUN INTENDED.
First Date: Because of You – Kelly Clarkson
Something tells me the date went awfully…I KNEW IT! Did my evil alter-ego sabotage it? Or was he just a jerk?
Breaking up: Rainbow Veins – Owl City
See? The date clearly sucked, so now it’s a rather adorably happy song because I’m pretty ok with the arrangement.
Getting back together: Poison – Groove Coverage
WHAT?! Back together? After that? This song also shows that this probably isn’t going fabulously either.
Life's okay: PONPONPON – Kagamine Len & Anba
WOO! Life’s always ok when you PONPONPON!
Mental breakdown: Comatose – Skillet
FINALLY! A SONG THAT ACTUALLY GOES WITH THE TOPIC! Clearly, Cookie’s finally lost her marbles and has likely done something idiotic and fallen into a coma. I don’t think the readers would be too happy about that…
Wait…what if it was the doing of my evil alter-ego? HAS SHE TAKEN CONTROL? DID I KNOCK MYSELF OUT TO STOP HER? Damn skippy, this is getting good!
Driving: Numa Numa – Alina
Why drive safely and normally when you could PAR-TAY! Huh...is it safe to drive after coming out of a coma?
Flashback: You and I – Secondhand Serenade
HURRAY! Another one that actually applies to my real life! Thinking back on good times with my friends…Nice!
Partying: Time of Dying – Three Days Grace.
Woopsies. Looks like someone’s partied themselves to death. WHAT A DRAMATIC TURN OF EVENTS!
Regretting: Make Me Wanna Die – The Pretty Reckless
Huh, this coincides with the last one! I guess, considering the crazy things that happened previously and my evil alter-ego being evil, I regretted my actions and actually wanted to die after the ‘partied to death’ scenario.
Long night alone: Bad Day – Daniel Powter.
Ah, so I haven’t actually partied to death. Cool. And now I’m moping. C’mon Cookie, cheer up!
Final Battle: Shinkai Summit – Utatane Piko
Aw…not very badass battle-y. But a mountain peak called Shinkai Summit would be a kickass place for a battle! Is this the Final Countdown? Cookie VS Cookie’s Evil Alter-Ego? The match to decide who will finally reign supreme?
Death scene: Can’t I Even Dream? – Rockleetist
Hey! This is fitting! Poor Cookie, after pulling through a coma and partying myself to death, it all ends on Shinkai Summit. Have I defeated my evil other-self, at the cost of my own life? Or has she put an end to me? Either way, a nicely fitting final song of withering hopes.
End Credits: Wide Awake – Katy Perry
Wow…was it all just a dream? Did I only wake from the coma at this point? Did I survive the final battle at Shinkai Summit?
Huh. This actually doesn’t sound like a bad movie! I wouldn’t mind watching it! As a matter of fact, that's why I posted it! Because I found the plot quite interesting and amusing!
La Cheesy Poof Resistance:
All members must:
.Write La Resistance into either one of their stories or at least their profile.
.NEVER call Cheesy Poofs Cheese Puffs. If you do, Cartman will get VERY angry at you.
.Copy and paste this onto their profile! Viva La Cheesy Poof Resistance! :D :D
Founded by brittishlikepip and SupremeBoredom.
So, if you've taken the time to read all that, then you should know a lot about me, and you must be bored with a lot of time on your hands. Now go eat some cake or pet your cat or something.
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