Author has written 18 stories for South Park.
'ello there! I'm 'MarshieMello-Cookies', or as I was once known many, many moons ago, xXCookiDoughXx. Feel free to shudder.
I've kept this old profile to a certain layout for sometime (since 2012?), and I figured it's time for a revamp! But if you happen to be like me, and get some form of attachment to almost anything, then fear not! I saved the old one to Word! All 12 pages!
I don't know, I feel like I should just add that bit. I mean, maybe someone wants a copy of that quotes section...?
(Awkward laughter ensues)
OH! Also should mention, I have a terrible habit of disappearing for a few months every now and then. Totally normal (I'm afraid to say). So, uh, to any of you precious, wondrous ol' internet friends o' mine, don't hesitate to leave a heavily Caps Locked PM for me! Seriously though, I hope you're all doing super nifty!
Index – So, what wonders await you inside this magnificent profile? No copy ‘n pastes, if that’s what you seek. Sorry sugartits.
Links – Nifty stuff, right here.
Basic About Me Y’know, I just like those little profiles where you get to learn a bit about the author. So here, dear children. Feast upon this wondrous knowledge.
Quotes – Come on, the quotes section is like, the best part
Upcoming fics – Coming to a website near you in a bajillion years!
Links: Check out my DeviantArt! Click Me, Sugartits
In Your Worst Nightmares
Super nifty fanart
Name: Around here, I generally go by Cookie. But whatever is fine. Particularly ‘Your Majesty’. Especially ‘Your Majesty’.
Age: Grumpy teenager. Even so, it’s not a huge secret, sweet tea-lights.
Birthday: 9th October (Feel free to add it to your calendar)
Gender: Super-cute lady person
Where in this fine Earth I come from: In and around the top of the Emerald isle
Nifty stuff that I rather like:
Less nifty stuff I rather dislike:
Fandoms: South Park (the very first!), Death Note, Merlin, Vocaloid, Hetalia, Yu-Gi-Oh, Tsuritama, Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, Ouran High School Host Club, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Fullmetal Alchemist, Attack on Titan, Sherlock, Supernatural, Free!, DRRR!!!, the Phandom, Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall, The Maze Runner, Big Hero 6, Boueibu
Goals and Dreams: To one day finish those darn fics o’ mine. Maybe take a Creative Writing course. Get more cats. Ah yes, cats
Musical Tastes: If it sounds good, I’m in. Recently, it’s a mix of Fall Out Boy, JubyPhonic, Vocaloid an-SATURDAY NIGHT AND WE IN THE SPOT, DON’T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH!
Quotes (Ah yes, truly the best bit):
"Why do you always have to be such a damn wanker?!" Britain/England Hetalia
"What the crapola happened here?!" Romano Hetalia
"MOOSTACHE!" Romano Hetalia
"Your ass is grass, Herr Sassafrass!" Romano, Hetalia
"I am so punching your ear! Visualize that sort of pain!" Romano, Hetalia
"Shut up you evil muffins!" Romano (Speaking to the Mafia), Hetalia
"How the bloody hell am I meant to use a bloody card I don't bloody have!" Yami Bakura, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series
"He's not my girlfriend!"
"I'm turning this cake into a bomb!" Hikaru, Ouran High School Host Club
"I WILL NOT LOSE THIS TIME! I, EDWARD ELRIC, WILL USE MY CONSIDERABLE POWERS TO VANQUISH YOU! YOU MANGY MUUUUTT!" Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood
"Shorty?! Could a shorty do this?! What else you want to call me: a half-pint bean-sprout midget?! I'm still growing you backwater desert idiots!" Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
"The true power of fanfics is to keep the original storyline and tweak it into something of literary and comedic genius." - SnowFallsSilverOnRoute37
"FF is very much like a pond, it's just very calming and placid, and it's not 'noisy' or 'loud' like some websites are, and the people around are lovely" - Cooki33Monster
Every single line uttered by Misha Collins/Castiel basically
Ah yes, 'upcoming'. I said that when I first released this list in 2013. You poor souls. Eh, I'll leave these here for you're entertainment nonetheless.
PRINCESS KYLIE RETURNS
CURRENTLY UN-NAMED COON & FRIENDS FIC
A new female superhero has appeared. Cartman goes Coon once again, and gets a team to capture her and demand her knowledge of the magic she uses. Meanwhile, the others re-assemble to protect her from the Coon. In a race to find out the girl's identity, they only know she goes to their school, and has just as long as the rest of them.
But who is she? Will the Coon find out first and use her sparkly wand of magical kittens to doom mankind? Or will the others find out and stop the madness? Well, you'll find out...sometime...someday...when I write it...
LIQUID INSANITY...OR SOME OTHER NAME, HECK, I DON'T KNOW YET
THE ENTHRALLING TALES OF THE MENACING CORNER
IT'S A MEME WORLD AFTER ALL
IN NIGHTMARES EVEN WORSE THAN THAT
IN THE CLOSET
333 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF...
SUPER ULTRA MEGA GENDER WARS (Fic idea given by thecrazierone)
Well, you've reached the end. Thanks for taking a peek. Don't put your fingers in electrical sockets, don't delete your fics, don't do drugs and have a nice day!