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Author has written 11 stories for Elder Scroll series, Mass Effect, and Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice.

Real Name: Aierelle

Language: German and English.

Status: Dickin around.

Reason for this?: I'm not an amazing writer. I just use this for practice and to waste time.

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Familial Ties by Wolfie393 reviews
John Shepard works in C-Sec with Garrus, but he also has a sister, Commander Jane Shepard. Garrus never even knew John had a sister. How will things change when they both join her in her fight for Saren? Starts in ME1 with plans to continue beyond. Strong base around Shepard (F) x Garrus, but will also include Shepard (M) x Tali.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 157,819 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Wonderland's Secret Files by Berri-san's Perfect Wonderland reviews
Curious about the residents of Wonderland? Have you had a question regarding their personal lives, and wondered about about their secrets? Well I'm here to reveal them all to ya! Title in story: Everything You've Wanted to Know/Didn't Know About the Residents of Wonderland. Crack in almost every sentence. Content rated T-M for language and sexual references.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,113 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 6/7/2013
Follow You Down by zsomegaluckee reviews
With the Reaper War ended, and a hero lost, the galaxy faces a possible new threat that could be even more devastating than the last. All the while, Garrus Vakarian hangs on to a slim hope that he has not been robbed of his Commander, mentor, best friend and the love of his life. Set post ME3 Destroy ending. Shakarian. Rated M for language, sexual references and eventual violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 80,185 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Refuge by SirArthurNudge reviews
Executor Pallin has no love of humanity but he eventually makes an exception - set in ME1 and ME2 (and maybe ME3 eventually.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,402 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Executor Pallin, Garrus V., Illusive Man, Shepard (F)
Masked Heart by HeroOfReshiram reviews
Touko is frustrated, displeased from all the males that appear before her. One night, a mysterious male appears in her room, never speaking, never showing his face beneath the mask. Who is this mysterious person? She decides to run with him, not wanting him to die. A odd adventure unfolds for her, an adventure to set his soul free.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,396 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 5/6/2013 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko
Tranquility by iceangelmkx reviews
Nearly a year after the Reaper War, Shepard and Garrus find a new home that's located somewhere not-so-warm and tropical. Contains a series of stories of domestic life post-ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 134,742 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 2/4/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.]
Sigyn's Task by Mist-in-August reviews
A lost prince, a determined maiden. Will Sigyn be able to mend such a broken soul? LokixSigyn Post-Avengers.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,616 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Loki
Air and Lightning by Ashen Skies reviews
[What would it have been like if Shepard and Garrus had met as equals?] Spectre Vakarian decides to tag along on Shepard's mission to take down Saren. Their partnership develops in ways neither of them expected, with lots of banter and fluff. This story arc follows ME1 canon with some liberties taken. [FemShep/Garrus]
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,731 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
the what-if by ribbons-red reviews
"Have you ever met someone, and thought: if I hadn't met them here and now, in these circumstances and at this time, I most certainly would have fallen in love with them? You don't love them, you just couldn't, but you knew that there was always that potential. That 'what-if'." [N x Touko] [ferriswheelshipping]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12 - [N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko] - Complete
Coffee, Mismatched Socks, and Red Wine Poetry by K0USAGI reviews
(Lacewoodshipping) Glimpses of poetry, socks, a kitchenette, and coffee.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/20 - [Serena, Prof. Sycamore/Prof. Platane] - Complete
Mark by Captin of Sirius reviews
This story follows Mark and his life with his wife Sephia the Harvest Goddess from ToT/AP . A series of drabbles, four of which focus on a specific child of their's. First in my Children of Aya series
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 8/6/2011 - [Kasey/Yuuki, Harvest Goddess] - Complete
Love For Red by crystalblue19 reviews
[Flaky Harem] Full of delicious oneshots with various Flaky pairings. Requests are temporarily closed until I can shorten my list.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,390 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Flaky
For the Hierarchy by Tuffet37 reviews
AU -First Contact War ended with humans becoming a client race of the turians. Shepard joins the turian military hoping for a better life for herself and her family. Life among the turians is not easy but the unexpected friendship of a fellow recruit, Garrus Vakarian, is more than she could have imagined. M for canon style violence, language and mature situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,306 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/30/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Heated by The Tea Writer reviews
Shoving each other into a locker in Professor Juniper's lab ends up being a rather sweaty choice. Ferriswheel smut, lime, whatever you wanna call it drabble—N/White.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/31 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko, White - Complete
Tangible Loneliness by Fate Pwns You reviews
Where was the line between imagination and reality drawn and exactly how thick was it? Everyone had told her he wasn't real, but she knew he was as real as the misfortune that plagued her life. Joker/Alice and some Julius/Alice if you squint. AU.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,818 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Alice L., Joker
Just Once by Seraphic Melody reviews
She only wished that Sidney was cuter. Slight Sidney x Alice
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8 - Alice L., Sidney B., Crysta S. - Complete
Savin' Me by crystalblue19 reviews
[Lifty x Flaky] After another failed robbery, Lifty is left for dead by his brother. He's later surprised to find out that he's been saved by a timid redhead who mercifully takes care of him and offers him a place to stay, despite his reputation.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,792 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 5/14/2013 - [Flaky, Lifty] Flippy, Shifty
Raised Turian by Deadelfsgirl reviews
A/U First Contact story, of Jane and her Turian father Ganis Vandrel. No reapers, just Jane trying to make it as a human, in a Turian world that says she doesn't belong. Garrus/Shepard pairing, with some twists and turns.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,564 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 12/30/2012 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Kaidan A. - Complete
Guessing Game by Fate Pwns You reviews
When she said she felt a bit more confident about telling them apart, she didn't mean for them to take it this far. Joker/Alice
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Alice L., Joker - Complete
You're The Only One by Tweedle Laney reviews
Some JerichoxAlice fluff. I need to get back to my bigger stories, and to this M rated one I have going. Enjoy this for now.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Jericho B., Alice L. - Complete
Circles by little-kitty-Momo reviews
He merely thinks that a small change of perspective could benefit them both... However, a normal approach would be too simple for the leader of Wonderland's infamous circus.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Alice L., Joker] - Complete
Anonymous by BlackBird223 reviews
Shepard is unusually pissed at most things and is feeling particularly lonely. That is until she starts getting messages from an anonymous person (not for long) that makes her feel special. Well a different special than the First Human Spectre. She learns that not everyting in life comes easy. Garrus/FemShep. Future language, violence and who knows what else. Slight AU throughout.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,637 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Mass Effect - The Internal Machinations of Exploding Stars by MizDirected reviews
BOOK ONE of the Machinations Cycle. The Reapers have been destroyed, the galaxy saved. Shepard and Garrus just want to carve a little peace and happiness out of the ruins of the Reaper War. Despite the rise of a more unified galaxy, an old enemy intends to ensure that Shepard knows anything but peace. Separately posted prologue to avoid messing with chapter order.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 311,126 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker - Complete
Perfectly Pure Polarity by Fate Pwns You reviews
When Alice's friends got her an Automated Bot Companion for her birthday because they figured her sex libido was low and she needed more spice to her life, Alice had no idea how right they were. Peter/Alice. AU.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Alice L., Peter W.
Unova's Battle Academy by DeathsLights reviews
An abandoned childhood home is suddenly brought back to life with the appearance of two sisters. Two sisters who throughout their time there will heal wounds, cause trouble, and occasionally blow up a room. But really that's just what's needed to kick start love. (Discontinued look at author's profile for more information)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,644 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - [N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko] [Mei/Rosa, Hyuu/Hugh]
Replacement by SweetDragonSeeker reviews
"He can cook."
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Alice L., Nightmare G., Gray R.
The Spectre by Kethrielle reviews
This was written following a request for a story where Nihlus survives the Eden Prime mission. Now a multi-chapter work in progress.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,015 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Shepard (F), Nihlus K.
Silence by True China Sorrows reviews
She was departing, and without those words that she had intended to impart.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Alice L., Blood D. - Complete
Green Tea Recovery by Shadow of All Things reviews
Recovering from a traumatic experience was always said to be difficult, but having a special someone to help speed up the process can make all the difference. *NxWhite ferriswheelshiping ToukuxN*
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 79,799 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 9/23/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko
N The Teacher by SydneyTheHybrid23 reviews
Hey there folks! I have never posted a story on here before so this is my first. This story is about Touko/Hilda and her senior year. Basically she meets her ultra sexy 20 year old teacher Mr. Harmonia and they have a student/teacher affair. This story was inspired by "Black Bird" Because it has the same theme. This will be a lemon, but it's also my first ever lemon, so enjoy :)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,422 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G., Hilbert/Touya, Cheren
Howl's Chamber by rerouche of the rebellion reviews
A/N: The repost. Summary: Sophie and Howl fall in love in the chambers of the castle and the heart. Rated T for Howl's sexiness :)
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
The Castle of Thunder and Ashes by attack on titan reviews
After Touko lost the final battle, Team Plasma took over Unova and forced everyone to release their Pokemon. Well aware of the instability that fuels the region, Ghetsis orders Touko to marry N, symbolizing the defeat of Unova's hero and the beginning of Plasma's new age. Forced to love a man she hardly knows, Touko can't help but get a bit...curious. Eventual ToukoxN. Some lemons.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 127,064 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko
Strangers by the.subverter reviews
Samantha and EDI evolve in the world Shepard left behind.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Shepard (F), Joker, EDI, Samantha T. - Complete
Stone and Steel by CobaltAC reviews
Medieval AU - The Lady Paramount to the human Stonelands, Jayne Shepard, receives an invitation to Taetrus, the capital city of the turian Empire. There, she meets with young Garrus Vakarian and strikes a bond she never thought possible. Meanwhile, her brother, Edric, rules the Stonelands in her stead and uncovers a plot that threatens the fragile peace. Rated M for the obvious.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Shepard (M), James V.
Loved by Sia Later reviews
Meghan Shepard's Logs of the journey to defeat the Collectors. Kaidan A./Shepard, Garrus V./Shepard. Rated M for language, violence and more.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,449 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Alice in the Country of Hearts: An Unexpected Lover by Yours Anonymous reviews
Introducing the Mad Hatter, Blood Dupre - the MOST dangerous man in all of Wonderland. And on whom does he bestow his twisted affections? Why, on Alice of course!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,074 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Alice L., Blood D.
Making it Work by Natsudori reviews
The Reaper War has finally drawn to a close. But now Commander Shepard must face the consequences of her actions. The guilt of destroying the geth, political turmoil, and enemies new and old make moving on difficult. Amidst the insanity, Shepard struggles to maintain the one relationship that has been her pillar throughout it all.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Miranda L., Councilor Sparatus
A Token of Affection by Moriyasha Neko-hime reviews
Returned from Hell, Neuro must now set about ensuring his freedom by capturing Yako and making her his bride. Little does the Demon suspect just how much of a challenge this will be. /SEQUAL TO Anatomy of Affection./
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,721 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Neuro N., Yako K.
Darkness by Entei7800 reviews
In a world of black and white, our hero White has lost the titanic battle against N. He decides not to release all of Unova's Pokemon. On one condition... Discontinued for time being.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,511 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - N H./Natural H. G., White
Glory of the Darkest Winds by theherocomplex reviews
ME3 AU: With the galaxy ending all around him, Garrus finally decides to go after what he wants. Too bad Shepard's too dense to realize that's her.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,051 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Dragonborn Tragedy by Lohce Azcry reviews
Two years have passed since the Dragonborn was last seen slaying the World-Eater, and Skyrim has moved pass the old legend and adverts it's gaze forward with the end to the civil war. But nothing ever dies quietly, does it?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 51 - Words: 10,813 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Complete
How to Pick Up Girls (by Black) by JujuQue reviews
After a brief, slightly awkward conversation between N and Black over cups of coffee, they reach the consensus that the green-haired king may have fallen for White. N is inept in romancing females, especially one as stubborn and temperamental as White. To remedy this, Black takes N under his wing to vie for White's heart. Ferriswheelshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,537 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - [N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko] Hilbert/Touya
An unexpected reunion by Gallade reviews
Neither party was expecting to see each other ever again, but when it's meant to be it's meant to be. Families shouldn't be kept apart.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/2013 - N H./Natural H. G., Ghetsis H./Geechisu H., White - Complete
The Prince and I by BluechanXD reviews
N and White end their final battle in a tie. To make things fair, they make a deal. N will stop his ambitions on one condition: White must become his princess.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,426 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 11/6/2010 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko
Pornographic Epiphany by RenShep reviews
Fill for the Prompt: Shep picks up a copy of Fornax on a whim after recruiting Garrus. Upon perusing through the pages she is "dazzled" by the endowments of the turian males she sees gracing the pages. Thus she begins to see her spiky companion in a much different way. Dirty thoughts and awkward flirting commence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
The Wild Prince by royalmagician reviews
King Laufey's dying wish is a treaty for peace to be devised with the marriage of the Jotun, Loki, and the Asgardian, Sigyn, to ensure it. But, long held grudges and war may prove to be more desired than an end to bloodshed. Loki/Sigyn.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,142 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Loki, King Laufey
Bound By Fate by Dark SpellMaster reviews
A broken wrist was just the start, now with the hands of fate turning how exactly does the Godess of Fidelity deal with one like the God of Trickery? Just when things looked to get easier enter the Enchantress. Loki/Sigyn along with other pairings later.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,592 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki, Thor
Heuristics by korinara reviews
Time is a luxury in the thick of war, and what is sown must always be reaped. As one of only two people alive who can speak the prothean language, Shepard is given the task to learn more about Javik's civilization while she is still able.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,386 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Javik, Shepard (F)
Alice Is Dead by Jester Of Laughs reviews
Hey, let's play a game. First one to scream looses... Alice in Wonderland; Chase x Angela x Gill. Very mature subjects and Lemons. Lemon on Chapter 10 on
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,710 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Angela/Akari, Chase
What Turns Them On by Symphonic Fantasia reviews
Just a simple drabble chapter fic of the random things that turn on our favorite Harvest Moon people. The pairing is a lie. This is full of various pairings, some canon, some not. (COMPLETE. NO LONGER TAKING REQUESTS.)
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 143 - Words: 39,475 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Jill, Jack - Complete
In the Ether by The Red Celt reviews
Fill for the kinkmeme-Shepard and Garrus get ahold of an exotic alien drug, get really stoned, and have sex while tripping. Rated M because, well, you get the idea.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Eden by Hope Estheim reviews
N has defeated White. His dreams were more powerful and now rules Unova. But he didn't plan on letting White go. No, he was much too interested for her to be free.. NxWhite, possible side pairings/one-sided. Possible lemons. Language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,072 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
On the Line by pagerunner reviews
Garrus calls Shepard early one morning to check in. Voicekink hijinks ensue. Set between the end of ME2 and Arrival.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Whisper in My Ear, Baby by The Red Celt reviews
Garrus knows the effect his voice has on Shepard, and uses it to the best of his ability. Voicekink, because I can't get enough of it! Rated M because reasons.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Picture Window by Zet Sway reviews
"I will admit that the shortness of your dress is presently entertaining my desires. Specifically because it would take minimal effort to pull it up just enough to discover what lies beneath." Thane/FShep. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
eNigmatic by Evelyn Willow reviews
Ferriswheelshipping with lemons, powerful story line, decent writing, and different from the usual approach to fws. Oh and there are Pokémon battles. Touko has been looking all over the world to apologise to N, but she finally finds him back in Unova, and it's beginning to seem like their destiny together is far from over. LEMONS XXX
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,987 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G.
The Burglary Job by Myrielle reviews
A drunken Vex sends the Dragonborn on a rather special burglary assignment that involves a tall, dark and handsome Justiciar and a pair of smalls.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ondolemar
Primal by Dizzydodo reviews
Kinkmeme fill in which Shepard is threatened and Garrus goes berserk, resulting in a singularly tumultuous courtship. Rated M for language and sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,274 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Love You Madly by The Respectable Pureblood reviews
The road to love is never smooth but it's especially rough where the Daedric Prince of Madness is involved. Dovahkiin has one piece of advice for you. If the madgod Sheogorath comes a-courting? Run. RR? Be ye warned. Short mad chapters ahead.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,974 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sheogorath
Wahlaan by Y-ko reviews
They resented each other until the moment Lydia's body lay cold on the sacred ground of Kynesgrove.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Delphine - Complete
A Lesson in Control by Same name different page reviews
One shot - Thalmor mage Ancano thought he had everything under control until the Breton Girl walked into his life. Desire leads to obsession in the College of Winterhold, and obsession leads to a heated, sexual encounter. All characters property of Bethesda.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ancano - Complete
Mara protect us both by Bottled green reviews
A Nord and a Dunmer, a dragonborn and a priest. She is trying to accept her destiny and future, he is trying to make amends for his past. Thanks to a twist of fate they meet and continue together, discovering they have much more in common than they initially thought.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,413 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Erandur
The Threads by typingkeys reviews
Returning to Asgard humiliated and defeated, Loki undergoes a painful and lengthy punishment. Alone and in despair, he is further from home than he has ever been. Someday, someone can find him and bring him home. LokiXSigyn
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,502 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Loki
Earth Angel by The Red Celt reviews
Fill for the kinkmeme: It's mid-1950s or so, and FemShep is unexpectedly visited one night by an alien invader, which just happens to be Garrus on a recon mission. Garrus is so intrigued that they develop a secret adorable and provocative relationship. Rated M for adult-type stuff in chapter 3 and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,655 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Shepard (M), Joker - Complete
Clumsy by GasaiYuno reviews
When Cheren reluctantly finds himself spending the night with Touko inside Twisted Mountain, does he get more than he bargained for? Checkmateshipping; slight PWP.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Cheren, Hilda/Touko - Complete
A Hundred Words To Nobody in Particular by MoonHalo139 reviews
Beyond the cool blue gaze and icy attitude, I am but a man who wants nothing more than to save something dear. My name is Gill by the way, and please stop staring, it's getting on my nerves. A response to HarvestMoonAddict's 100 Theme Challenge
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Gill, Angela/Akari
To the Ends of Paradise by Jolis Mots reviews
"I know what I want. I am not some little girl with flitting fantasies and dreams of flowers and dresses. I want Loki. I love him. And he loves me. There is nothing else more than that and there is nothing else after it." Sent to Asgard to learn to be the kind of princess Vanaheim needs, Sigyn not only grows into her own, but also grows on a certain Asgardian prince. Loki/Sigyn.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,492 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Loki
Stolen Moments by Doktor-Gonzo reviews
A series of small glimpses into the lives of Loki of Asgard and his Lady, Princess Sigyn of Vanaheimr.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Loki
Meow for Me by Anarue reviews
Chase can tell anything to his cat, Molly. But what happens when he wishes that she was a real girl, and she actually turns into one? How will he deal with it, and how is he going to stop his crazy stalker Maya from telling the world? Rating may change.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,006 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Chase, Molly/Hikari
Edge of Desire by silvergryphon06 reviews
Their relationship stands on the edge of a knife. If they fall to temptation, where will it lead? One Shot
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Watching The Stars Together by We Stole Vodka From The Optic reviews
100 Drabbles about Wizard and Hikari. 100/100
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 17,063 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Wizard, Molly/Hikari - Complete
Sweet Kiss by That One Anon reviews
Chocolate-covered biscuits are hardly the most original anniversary gift, but that little fact wasn't going to stop Ingo anytime soon. /follow up to 'Twin Switch'.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Ingo, Hilda/Touko - Complete
A King's Throne by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Elissa wants to break in Alistair's new throne.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
A Blackened Heart by Lollipopdiego reviews
After the witch performs a horrendous prank on the farmer, the wizard shows up on her doorstep to give her a taste of her own medicine. Then when she awakes from her sleep, she finds herself in a life or death situation. For the Rainbow Colors Contest.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Witch Princess, Wizard - Complete
Clockwork by Precious .N. Pristine reviews
The soldier who's rumored to run on clockwork. However, ever since he lays eyes on a beautiful crimson-haired maiden, his life is changed, if not, forever. Flippy/Fliqpy x Flaky 100 Sentences -50 Sentences in each chapter, M-rated in ch.2 for... you know-
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Flaky, Flippy - Complete
Letters to Ophelia by yukihanaa reviews
Keeping a diary was so last year. These days, Gill inscribes letters to his beloved deceased mother, Ophelia. He records the island happenings, his struggles with his clumsy father, and even an unsolicited romance with a certain rancher. Care to snoop?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Gill, Molly/Hikari
Being By Myself Is Simple by HazyMoonDragon reviews
Akari is enjoying her life as a farmer, but a friend points out that she seems to be missing something: romance. Based off of the events of Animal Parade. Rated M for overall safety and some lemon.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,194 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Angela/Akari, Wizard - Complete
Doctors Orders by Katie.Kellog reviews
A somewhat awkward series of drabbles documenting the town doctor and his lifetime spent pursuing a certain brunette farm girl. 59/100 JinXMolly. T for snuggling and language. 'MP::Chapter Name::' Mini-Plot
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Jin, Molly/Hikari
Twisted by streetlights and music reviews
Because they know that to participate in an incestuous threesome with Hitachiin flare, you'd have to be a little more twisted. Twins/Haruhi. PWP. ONESHOT.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Money by blockedthewriter reviews
Money: How Sometimes it Matters and Sometimes it Doesn't. What's a young girl to do when she needs money-and fast? Why sell her body to a noble, of course. And what a particularly blond, handsome noble, at that. A sweet, smutty oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Reward by Amku reviews
Unabashed FemShep/Garrus fluffsmut. Very little plot, but lots of inner musing. So if that isn't your thing... *whistles*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Profound Anonymity by ChaoticReverie reviews
Neuro's appetite is insatiable… and Yako is looking especially delectable… Yako/Neuro oneshot
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
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Till a Century reviews
(Continuation of: I Cannot Leave) Their children always read books about villains never winning the princess at the end. However, it felt like their mother rewrote the books and didn't abide by the stereotype.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,830 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Joker, Alice L.] OC
No Sabbath on Sundays reviews
AU: A revolution been unearthed by the Faceless. The audacity to believe that minutes are more important than hours doesn't sound as absurd anymore. Madness is a sickness that can literally be caught.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,123 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/12 - Alice L., Joker
Riddles reviews
She wouldn't be caught dead in this place. (2/3 Chapters)
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Joker, Alice L.]
The Painted Woman reviews
AU: Alice has no idea why her father sent her away to a madhouse in London, but she does make an unlikely friend within her doctor. Follow dear Alice while she writes her sister that oddly never replies. Read from Julius' log that is filled to the brim in encounters with his patients. Watch Alice slowly begin to understand why she cannot remember the most important facts.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,238 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Alice L., Julius M.
Ash and the Color of Aureate reviews
Nightmare found it humorous in belittling his Office Aide. Alice was simply caught in the middle.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Alice L., Nightmare G., Gray R.
I Cannot Leave reviews
His daughter once heard a story, where the princess fell for the villain.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Alice L., Joker, OC - Complete
Fifty-Two Pick Up reviews
People always pulled the two spare Joker cards from their deck of playing cards. There was no use for them in the beginning.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Alice L., Joker - Complete
Panacea for Her Questions reviews
There was a cure that seeped into the seams of her inquisitive nature; she promised to never leave him and he truly never understood.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Alice L., Sidney B.
Touch reviews
Patient boys make jealous men. She'll share the same monsters as him. (Rating will change)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah, Kal'Reegar, Veetor'Nara
Addressing Our Mother: The Dragonborn reviews
Told from Lucia's perspective about her nameless Mother: The Dragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Political Suicide reviews
He's hated many, mostly the Nordic culture that center themselves and pride themselves of a God that is not custom to his own. A filthy lot, with a crud accent that no one could take serious if the conversation of politics and the science behind the matter came to play.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Ondolemar, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin